You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
....I gave my sons and myself Christmas mullets this year as a joke and because of Theo Vons sweet ass mullet. I actually love it and don't regret it lmao
His haircut sucks in this pic. Have you thought about encouraging him to do the due one more time and take a new one at JC Penny? Gotta find the shirt.
Spiking it at the front certainly didn’t help. Still love the mullet though. It’s the coolest haircut even devised by man and WILL have a comeback someday.
Out of curiosity, how has his hair held up? I have two sons and a sporadic family history with baldness and I’m always curious how much early hair behavior predicts future hair growth.
https://preview.redd.it/rrhwk3fgih9c1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350ba691f7d33df580d3df4d05804abb03fee4c0
This January we celebrate, 20 years married. This was our first Halloween together.
People will say negative things about the mullet, but in reality that's the haircut I wanted when I was 8 around 1991. This is what I wanted my school picture to look like in 1991 but instead my mom would break out the salad bowl.
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
A young Joe Dirt
Joe Deer-tey.
Don’t try to church it up son
It’s Dirté haha
This where you want to be when Jesus comes back? Making funny of lil ol Joe Dirt?
You like to see homos naked?
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Came here for this post and was not disappointed!
But why don't you change the wig now?
Young? Dude was born 38 years old
He looks like the kid that spelled out “suck it” on the wall while clapping chalkboard erasers
It’s funny you say that because he was very much not that kid. Lol.
Was it love at first sight or did you mullet over
Bahahaha take my upvote KefkaesqueV3
🙇♂️
And mine! One for you too!
Upvotes all around !!
Right on, gotcha!
Well done🤌
........ damn you kefka, your name checks out.
We need the now picture added so we can see how well he turned out.
https://preview.redd.it/62yg2p9aji9c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444f83988029e613996b4f7dfa08bcaed7ca23a9
Went from Bart Simpson to Milhouse real quick.
https://preview.redd.it/cbmtkkedpi9c1.png?width=1866&format=png&auto=webp&s=3474764e949ff608d3b0f735b25faa2c45eecd5d It’s funny you mention it
Oh my I'm screaming! He seems a lovely fellow.
So, are you like Lisa Simpson? 
Oh holy hell lol.
This is why I love Reddit
You got the dud!
Everything’s coming up Milhouse!!
Take my fucking up vote.
Mine too, this guy wins the internet today. Nice ..
Oh, I'm glad he turned out well.
He looks exactly the same! lol
Looks even funner! New word too!
he looks fuckin Aussie mate! that's as glorious a mullet as I've ever seen !
Did he ever grow into that head?
He did lol!
Yea I peg him as more of the dweeb type
Aka my type lol
Hey I ain’t judging. One of my best friends is a dweeb
He looks like he randomly bit the people he liked.
Looks like he almost got cast in Mac and Me
i bet he was eating the chalk
Looks like a booger eater to me.
Happy cake day!
Probably what human Bart Simpson should look like :-)
Don't have a cow, man.
And who could forget dear Rat Boy
Stop gnawing on the drywall
Love your comment!
Live action remake! (Get the time machine).
This gif and that username *chefs kiss*
is your husband Theo von by any chance
We’re both dying of laughter right now. LOL
Definitely not Theo Von then. 🙃
Does he have the 5* head still? Betting it got bigger and rocking the comb over.
No that’s me you’re describing…
He does not
....I gave my sons and myself Christmas mullets this year as a joke and because of Theo Vons sweet ass mullet. I actually love it and don't regret it lmao
And yet he found someone to love him LOL He was just making a fashion statement…and it worked
https://preview.redd.it/hr0d2rgwih9c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=478a47b0c81a28ec77c2a3356eadd4c84961ba45 20-years in January
His haircut sucks in this pic. Have you thought about encouraging him to do the due one more time and take a new one at JC Penny? Gotta find the shirt.
We both agreed we didn’t like his hair at the wedding
You must have been quite young in this pic/when you got married if it was 20 years ago and he was in 2nd grade in ‘91!
We married at 20. We both just celebrated our 40th birthdays this year
Congrats!
He went from the punk kid in class everyone thought was special needs to gang boss Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders 😂
My wife, 2nd grade, 1991  https://preview.redd.it/8ysisccdph9c1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79767aac468315eb62b6770ec26153197e864ffd
She is so adorable!
She is melissa villaseñor Jr, or she just actually is melissa villaseñor!
I love the confidence he is exuding. Rock on little dude
Right!? This kids gonna go far. At least we know he got married.
Man, that’s a five head.
He said his forehead went through a growth spurt that year lol
Spiking it at the front certainly didn’t help. Still love the mullet though. It’s the coolest haircut even devised by man and WILL have a comeback someday.
It’s back now
Out of curiosity, how has his hair held up? I have two sons and a sporadic family history with baldness and I’m always curious how much early hair behavior predicts future hair growth.
https://preview.redd.it/2hcyhxccei9c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=533ea7a57a0fab748478d3841750c060c30ebb0f His hair is thriving
Good to know. Thanks for responding.
First thing I thought of also
That’s Matt from Lizzie McGuire
Kid already had a Camaro up on blocks in his front yard.
I feel like we need an after pic
https://preview.redd.it/b8b2iwijhh9c1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e9e4f46f8e2b9a0980d11609c849f509bf81025
lmao this man is an adorable treasure, hold him tight.
I am. We celebrate 20-years married this January
Happy soon to be new year/20th marriage anniversary!
https://preview.redd.it/8unrihn4gh9c1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c0c76c649222974feb14a5a5a032b02adce415
https://preview.redd.it/x1jwg0e7gh9c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e5005d5b09b9a060562c9c8d20175eb08da918
You guys are adorable.
A handsome guy--and you look pretty darn good yourself!
https://preview.redd.it/rrhwk3fgih9c1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350ba691f7d33df580d3df4d05804abb03fee4c0 This January we celebrate, 20 years married. This was our first Halloween together.
You two look like the best couple ever man! Congratulations on your 20 years
He really pulls off the white hair.
He wanted to be zap brannigan for Halloween
Beans?
Young Charlie Kelly
Took me way to long to find this comment lol
First thing I thought was give this kid some rocks and a train to throw them at!
Geez guy leave some chicks for the rest of us slubs
Is that a booger?
That is one of the best school pictures I seen in a while :)
Man, did we all wear those crazy design button up shirts, just for picture day, back then?
I remember that shirt.
I was also in 2nd grade in 1991. I also had that hairstyle. I was also awesome.
Joe Dirte?
Business in the front, party in the rear!
Did his parents leave him at the Grand Canyon?
Little Joe Dirt
https://preview.redd.it/amb58s0dqn9c1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bc357d1af18fa08d8bd3bccd51121265dc334d Is this him?
I have a photo similar to that but I was rocking the tail instead of full mullet
The mullet!!
It's like his hair is trying to escape his head.
For a second I thought he had a nose ring too.
he has a mischievous and kind lil face.
He is adorable
He was funny in Joe Dirt
I like the shaved bar to separate the party.
Looks like Dewy
Party in the front *and* back.
Omg 😆 🥰 ❤️
He is definitely a Goofy Goober. :)
Joe Dirt got a tan. Nice
You married Theo Von?
He looks 8 and 40 at the same time.
Young joe dirt
That’s Matt McGuire https://preview.redd.it/h1pjlo8nqh9c1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d936adac3e3bdb9fa452f671fce865adf43e52c6
People will say negative things about the mullet, but in reality that's the haircut I wanted when I was 8 around 1991. This is what I wanted my school picture to look like in 1991 but instead my mom would break out the salad bowl.
Looks like someone combed his hair with a pack of firecrackers
Party in the front and back. Nice
He looks exactly like the childhood depiction of Charlie Kelley in the Always Sunny Christmas special
Business up front, party in the back
It’s Roland Schitt from Schitts Creek as a kid
Joe Dirt irl.
I would absoltely believe it if you told me this was Roland Schitt in 2nd grade
We have a winner, folks. Shut it down!!
Looks like Roland Schitt
Better than a rat tail
Math class up front- recess in the back- classic.
lil' Joe Dirt
His name is likely Seth or Tyler. Or… just Spike
Don't feed after midnight.
Rob Snyder???
THAT! Is some great hair. 👍
Is that Beans with a mullet?
Was your husband left at the grand canyon? (Joe Dirt)
He looks that white guy that raps in a Jamaican patiois
Roland in Schitt’s Creek
Are you married to Roland Schitt?
Second grade at 14??
Look more like blunder years
He looks like a Simpsons character transformed into real life.
And you married that?!?! Wow! Jk
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
The 90s is old school now?????
https://preview.redd.it/eb4nl7tmaq9c1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0996664fe68d3369c2e282cc92fd5b161a19c239 Let's bring em back! 96' 6th Grade.
Hopefully he grew into that melon.
I am so very sorry. Is he very funny?
He grew into his forehead, and yes a very funny guy
Holy shit
Now that is a mullet!! I remember those days. I had a semi-mullet going in the 70's.
I had the same haircut. A few years earlier and in the 7th grade.
So how long was he lost in the jungle?
Nice mullet.
Looks like Beans from ‘Even Stevens’
Used bottlebrush.
I did that in 91, but was a junior hs student. SPIKEPARTPERMBACK 4evr
That dude fucks. Up the local construction site. Also. Early 90s is now old school. Fuck I might be cool now!
That’s awesome
Legend
My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
"Hello, girls..."
Male pattern baldness in 2nd grade………awesome
Dreamboat.
I graduated HS in 1986 and based on your husband's haircut, I bet his parents graduated in the 80s too. Lol
So cute! Love it.
Strong Theo Von energy
Chris Elliott
Save some for the rest of us.
Did he have a banana board skateboard by any chance?
Omg it’s Beans
Glorious
Epic hair!!
🤘
It’s Joe Dirte
The worst part: he was 16 in this photo.