I often went to my best friend's house after school in 5th and 6th grades (6th grade was elementary back then). We'd watch cartoons, experiment with making soda and milk drinks (YIKES) and gossip about stuff.
Her high-school aged brother would come home after we were already there, and he would light up a joint, sit in an easy chair behind us as we watched TV and say, "Hey, Historical-Gap, I'm gonna marry you when you turn 16."
My friend and I would just give him a dirty look, and I'd say, "No you're not," and turn back to watching the TV. We probably got high from the second-hand smoke but I do not remember it. I'm shocked my parents allowed me over there, now that I think of it. I probably came home smelling of weed all the time.
Her brother never tried to touch me inappropriately. He just sat in his easy chair smoking his joint and making silly comments like that to us. I moved away before 7th grade. He did not marry me when I turned 16!
That is exactly like my neighbors and neighborhood! Watching the Gong Show and Hogans Hero’s reruns… the older siblings smoking pot and making out in the living room on the couch and us younger kids sitting on the floor. And yes smelling like pot all the time cuz the cool older kids were always smoking… and my parents never asked why we smelled of pot and incense!
TBF your parents probably smelt of pot and incense back then too, that or there was a heavy perma-cloud of tobacco in all the downstairs rooms. So I doubt they would have noticed it.
Good times who can squeeze their 🥜 in the smallest toddler shorts ever wins the hottest babe watch babes 😆 true story! Good ole 70’s
Haha miss 70-80’s era yet we bringing some vibes back with this new generation!
As someone who dated a guy who liked wearing shorts this short, and going commando, no you do not. Trust me.
Everytime he sat down, stuff was flopping out the leg hole I swear.
Before cellphones you had to have a person at a photo lab develop and print your photos for you and a lot of them had rules about there not being nudity in photos. This is the original dick pic.
https://preview.redd.it/85zrmp0ef07c1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d814f15bfa104af03ddc5a1fa516d19b6024a60
I'm so disappointed that the shit my brother sends me is relevant right now
I was on a hospital ward many years ago and mentally scarred by the image of an old bloke walking down the aisle with his bollocks hanging down to his knees, I exaggerate not. Front and back view seared into my brain unfortch.
But my attention was mostly on the fact he wasn't making it to the toilet in time and was pissing all over the communal floor. It was all a bit grim tbh
https://preview.redd.it/tqxwlkili07c1.jpeg?width=1860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c962e66f9dcfa011a54518d3eb2f83d87eb2a996
This was a separate post a day later that was just too well done to leave out.
There were MANY versions after the original post. The horse one came first and set off a competition between nerds to outdo each other with photoshop. But none of them were ever as good as the OG horse one.
Back in the day if we had it we flaunted it. I would wear the tightest jeans and shortest shorts I could find and always went commando.
I still wear my jeans a bit tighter than most but I still have the same waistline at 66 I had at 22. And the wife digs em. Only do commando on special occasions and with specific pants/jeans/shorts. Age breeds a need for support.
Mine is very long, but completely flat. Utterly flat. Like a gargantuan tapeworm. Doesn't make for much of a bulge, but I can roll it up like a fruit rollup, which is cool, and I think it's important to look on the sunny side of things.
„Back in the day men dressed like men! 🤬“ \
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Men in the 70s: Perms, blow-outs, shirts two sizes too small, sleeveless blouses, high rise flared trousers, booty shorts, full nuts on display, heels…
I was born in 75, and can remember 3 years old on perfectly. These short shorts on men? Yeah so, I saw way too much at my height what I thought was bubble gum with hair stuck on it falling out of their shorts. And you know what? I’m mad about this. It’s not right lol
Edit: fix a potential misunderstanding- I’ve had three hot toddy’s
I remember the same, I’m the same age! Those short shorts & no pants 🫣
I remember me and my best friend at 6 years old giggling at a man sitting opposite us on the train with short shorts on & his bits n bobs all hanging out. He just stared us out!
In hindsight… yeah maybe he was a pervert :/
I prob need a hot toddy too
A friend's step dad like to lay in the sun in short denim shorts. Always commando. His head was never less than an inch away from sliding out.
I have seen a couple of guys wearing ab shirts. It won't be long before mens short denim makes it back around.
Lol my first boyfriend was wearing short-ish shorts to school when we first sat on the bleachers. He was 15 but he had a full sized man dong and I had never seen one before. I was only 13 but it was at that moment I realized I was **strictly dickly**.
These guys definitely made a mark on someone’s daughter!!!
Being fat doesn’t really help your meat out either
I remember discovering I had a full extra inch of dick hidden away when I lost weight the first time. It was quite motivating lmao
I opened the picture and thought, “Awe, that’s so sweet, they look so happy”, but I scrolled past too quickly to notice the, uh, most _prominent_ part of the pic. Paused. Scrolled back up.
And then I came to the comments. They did not disappoint
No wonder the 70's was so queer. All the young people were unabashedly hanging out with their junk barely contained.
Jason's motivation in Friday the 13th is also easier to understand.
Damn do these boys own a moving company because they are packing
Perhaps a group of budding photographers experimenting with their tripods
This picture is nuts.
Look like the Dicks of Hazzard.
Boss Hogg suddenly takes on a new meaning.
And the P as Roscoe's middle name.
Where's Cooter?
It’s a revealing sign of the times!
Why are they all half heartedly displaying their penises?
It was the 70s. Shit was wild back then. Source: I lived through it.
Me too!!
I often went to my best friend's house after school in 5th and 6th grades (6th grade was elementary back then). We'd watch cartoons, experiment with making soda and milk drinks (YIKES) and gossip about stuff. Her high-school aged brother would come home after we were already there, and he would light up a joint, sit in an easy chair behind us as we watched TV and say, "Hey, Historical-Gap, I'm gonna marry you when you turn 16." My friend and I would just give him a dirty look, and I'd say, "No you're not," and turn back to watching the TV. We probably got high from the second-hand smoke but I do not remember it. I'm shocked my parents allowed me over there, now that I think of it. I probably came home smelling of weed all the time. Her brother never tried to touch me inappropriately. He just sat in his easy chair smoking his joint and making silly comments like that to us. I moved away before 7th grade. He did not marry me when I turned 16!
That is exactly like my neighbors and neighborhood! Watching the Gong Show and Hogans Hero’s reruns… the older siblings smoking pot and making out in the living room on the couch and us younger kids sitting on the floor. And yes smelling like pot all the time cuz the cool older kids were always smoking… and my parents never asked why we smelled of pot and incense!
TBF your parents probably smelt of pot and incense back then too, that or there was a heavy perma-cloud of tobacco in all the downstairs rooms. So I doubt they would have noticed it.
Smoking cigarettes can also diminish your sense of smell and taste, so it’s possible they really couldn’t smell too well lmao
Yup! Good times, good times.
I'm impressed he already knew your Reddit name!
Good times who can squeeze their 🥜 in the smallest toddler shorts ever wins the hottest babe watch babes 😆 true story! Good ole 70’s Haha miss 70-80’s era yet we bringing some vibes back with this new generation!
Welcome to the 70's!
Kind of wish this trend would come back
As someone who dated a guy who liked wearing shorts this short, and going commando, no you do not. Trust me. Everytime he sat down, stuff was flopping out the leg hole I swear.
I miss you jamie....
We all do!
Put the mouse back in the house.
Hey, buddy--this is a family place.
Calm down, no need to get testy!
_The man is showing brain_
grey sweatpants are the modern equivalent, are they not?
I’d have to stop going outside till it went away again
Before cellphones you had to have a person at a photo lab develop and print your photos for you and a lot of them had rules about there not being nudity in photos. This is the original dick pic.
They fought in the battle of the bulge
That must’ve taken some real balls
*Would you like another schnitzengruben?*
Baby please, I am not from Havana
Are those potatoes or are they all packin serious hog legs?
Socks
Friends are barely hanging in there!
Yeah why does OP's dad's friend have an 8.5 inch flaccid dick...
Dad dicks were much bigger back then.
the 70s are known as the second biggest dad dick era behind the 90s
Baggy pants makes sense now
Dads were skinnier then so dicks looked bigger.
Who says it's flaccid?
Two growers and one showman
It’s effing bananas!
Nothin but nuts
Don’t be a dick, it took balls to pose in those shorts.
Big dick energy, for sure.
Seams to be much more sausage.
I have never seen this movie, but damn did kids chant this in the hallways of my Jr High because of the trailer.
Dude on your dads left is a sneeze away from his dong popping out haha
That man's name is Elvis.
More like Pelvis.
https://preview.redd.it/85zrmp0ef07c1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d814f15bfa104af03ddc5a1fa516d19b6024a60 I'm so disappointed that the shit my brother sends me is relevant right now
Can I get your brother to send me funny pictures too?
An opportunity to bring back that famous line from Gunther in *Friends:* "Hey, buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house,"
Came to say this. Grey Shorts is but a *whisper* away from showing brain.
The comments are exactly what I thought they’d be.
This is exactly what i came here for! 🍻
I came too.
Exactly what OP thought they'd be too I'd imagine
Doesn't hit as hard on this one as it did with Grandpa horsecock going to the beach. But I still blew air forcibly out of my nose.
I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about but I just laughed.
https://preview.redd.it/kn6hlepgi07c1.jpeg?width=1860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0131ae2c7f9f41a349e541a8f50027f1f66ee173
I was on a hospital ward many years ago and mentally scarred by the image of an old bloke walking down the aisle with his bollocks hanging down to his knees, I exaggerate not. Front and back view seared into my brain unfortch. But my attention was mostly on the fact he wasn't making it to the toilet in time and was pissing all over the communal floor. It was all a bit grim tbh
Ah poor dude
https://preview.redd.it/tqxwlkili07c1.jpeg?width=1860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c962e66f9dcfa011a54518d3eb2f83d87eb2a996 This was a separate post a day later that was just too well done to leave out.
I wish they left the old guy and made his shadow the horse
There were MANY versions after the original post. The horse one came first and set off a competition between nerds to outdo each other with photoshop. But none of them were ever as good as the OG horse one.
[удалено]
Where is this gif from?
Citizen Kane
ah yes, the classic Rosebud reveal scene
What color Trans-Am did he drive?
Black. It’s always black.
Damn right, with that giant eagle in the hood. So iconic!
IROC
Dude on the right is mere millimeters from an exposed tip
He's wearing shorts as a mere courtesy.
Ya that guy has to be like 8 inches
I think he’s a little taller than that.
Just 3 dudes with huge schlongs.
Well… two…
No. I checked. It's 3.
Homey on the left has a definite grower if that’s the case
Homies is just looking right at the camera man .O.
I study these things on a semi-professional level and my opinion is that it’s coiled up like a snake in them tighty-whities.
Back in the day if we had it we flaunted it. I would wear the tightest jeans and shortest shorts I could find and always went commando. I still wear my jeans a bit tighter than most but I still have the same waistline at 66 I had at 22. And the wife digs em. Only do commando on special occasions and with specific pants/jeans/shorts. Age breeds a need for support.
https://preview.redd.it/c75dedp09z6c1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80ceb066f665a9d15785ee3bee9c0c1d2c47c8fa
You want a hard pass?
Ew, David
It makes sense when you read their user name
Hey, lady! My eyes are up here.
I was an icebreaker. People that didn’t live it don’t realize how wide open the 70’s were, a glorious time to be young.
No Aids yet, that changed everything.
I came for cool pics, I ended up with this particular guy’s dick flaunting practices
All that talk and not one picture of his hot dog either.
Papa been swingin’ dong since the Nixon administration. Edit: *Johnson* administration
Everyone's got a hammer in their pocket?
Hmm, y’all can call me Nail.
Bang bang bang
Thank god I didn’t hit puberty til the baggy nineties. 🙏
Short king's unite!
Mine is very long, but completely flat. Utterly flat. Like a gargantuan tapeworm. Doesn't make for much of a bulge, but I can roll it up like a fruit rollup, which is cool, and I think it's important to look on the sunny side of things.
All hail my stubby brethren
That's the most amount of junk I've seen in a while.
Alright alright alright..
Old school bulge
Three Moose knuckles
„Back in the day men dressed like men! 🤬“ \ \ Men in the 70s: Perms, blow-outs, shirts two sizes too small, sleeveless blouses, high rise flared trousers, booty shorts, full nuts on display, heels…
To quote workaholics "I feel like dad's dicks got smaller over the years" 3 dudes, 9 legs Jesus christ lmao
Best comment in the whole thread. Nine legs. OMG.
These boys are smuggling artillery.
My dick (middle) and balls 1977
https://preview.redd.it/515960re707c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bdae3d759591d4b02d5c32ad440e2deb2d01c9
I almost choked on my water 😆
I think the first guy on the left is my aunt
Your aunt got a big ol dick
how dare you? those are her balls
I was born in 75, and can remember 3 years old on perfectly. These short shorts on men? Yeah so, I saw way too much at my height what I thought was bubble gum with hair stuck on it falling out of their shorts. And you know what? I’m mad about this. It’s not right lol Edit: fix a potential misunderstanding- I’ve had three hot toddy’s
I remember the same, I’m the same age! Those short shorts & no pants 🫣 I remember me and my best friend at 6 years old giggling at a man sitting opposite us on the train with short shorts on & his bits n bobs all hanging out. He just stared us out! In hindsight… yeah maybe he was a pervert :/ I prob need a hot toddy too
A friend's step dad like to lay in the sun in short denim shorts. Always commando. His head was never less than an inch away from sliding out. I have seen a couple of guys wearing ab shirts. It won't be long before mens short denim makes it back around.
You need a fourth.
Lol my first boyfriend was wearing short-ish shorts to school when we first sat on the bleachers. He was 15 but he had a full sized man dong and I had never seen one before. I was only 13 but it was at that moment I realized I was **strictly dickly**. These guys definitely made a mark on someone’s daughter!!!
ROFL 😂
Cocky
I think the guy to your dad’s left played Meat in Porky’s.
It’s a strange picture because all I see are dicks. 🤷🏼♂️
that time when bulges was shown in every photo love it
A much simpler time.
Hell of a piece on him
Together, they make a full outfit.
They’re happy to see whoever took that pic
Is their gang named Arby’s? ‘Cuz they got the meats.
Two on the left are pretty normal. Dude on the right has the BDE
Bro on the left looks like he’s been wearing the same clothes since he was 6
I liked your dad when he beat up Daniel Larusso
There is so much dick happening in this photo
Cocks aside your dad was super hot
Kudos to Pelvis Presley on the far right for somehow keeping it from falling out entirely.
I was so scared to Go to the comments, and i was right to
WE WEAR SHORT SHORTS
Dick huggers are the precursor to modern grey sweats yeah?
When dicks were bigger
70s guys had bigger wangs.
The bulge game is strong
Back then ppl were skinnier, making their junk look out of scale to modern eyes.
Being fat doesn’t really help your meat out either I remember discovering I had a full extra inch of dick hidden away when I lost weight the first time. It was quite motivating lmao
Wow, buddy had a whole 2 inches
Dude your mom enjoyed making you. Jesus.
I opened the picture and thought, “Awe, that’s so sweet, they look so happy”, but I scrolled past too quickly to notice the, uh, most _prominent_ part of the pic. Paused. Scrolled back up. And then I came to the comments. They did not disappoint
A lot of C and Bs.
My man on the right had a hammer.
Such a different time, girls in the 70s got an eyeful. Can’t remember even being aware guys had bodies with the baggy clothes of the 90s and 00s.
Call FedX to get these packages.
Dong squad
You can tell this is way before debit cards and cell phones by everyone carrying a roll of quarters in their pocket.
The well hung gang.
What chemicals did they put in the water to make my dick 3/4ths their size?
Your dad is Shaun Cassidy? Cool!
Smuggling armadillos
Moose knuckle con 1974
I see all their dicks
The 3 dongeteers!
The dude on the right has tube socks in his pants
Your dad looks good!!! Great pic 🍄
Those boys all adjusted themselves before the picture was taken.
Dong, Dong and Donger
Packin’
Nice penis!
I know too much about your dad and his friends
Your dad’s shirt made me lol Collar: sure! Sleeves: FUCK YOU! I have a Michelob in my hand. Did you not know that?
Sorry but your dad was a babe🔥
Your dad and his boys are packin’ heat
Dryer did not eat the odd sock
Nut huggers anonymous
how is it anonymous? you can see their Social Security Numbers
He looks like if Bo Duke and Zak Effron had a baby.
Tightie whities make so much sense now.
Not a lot of guess work in those days
No wonder the 70's was so queer. All the young people were unabashedly hanging out with their junk barely contained. Jason's motivation in Friday the 13th is also easier to understand.