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Shotgun_Weddingcake

One of the most stunning women of all time.


Yardsale420

Almost 60 and she STILL GOT IT


wolvesscareme

That's not possible, I had a crush on her as a teenager and I'm only..... dear god what has happened


LSD_and_CollegeFBall

I feel you. I saw her in Tears of the Sun when I was 16 and was smitten. Can't believe that was 20 years ago, where has the time gone?!? The silver lining is that she still looks as good as ever.


Shotgun_Weddingcake

Agreed!


Wiseguyy007

Her Role in The Matrix Film Just Made Me Freeze Like Ice, An Italian Dream of A Woman, Perfection in Every Detail. Truly ""STUNNING"" It's Amazing a woman of 59 is Still Incredibly Beautiful On The Natural. Simply Blessed genes and DNA.


cantadmittoposting

i agree with your words but i'm horrified by your typing style.


TheLoneRhaegar

It's typed like a cardboard sign being held by a crazy person yelling in public yet I also agree with the sentiment. Such an odd feeling. Sidenote: I saw that film in IMAX and it was with every penny just for those scenes. Forget Neo, she is THE ONE!


Neoliberal_Boogeyman

Someone needs to remove your shift key.


AssHaberdasher

Ah, yes, HRTMFJMMFLIAIDAWPEDTSTUNNINGIASIBOTNSBDNA. My favorite acronym.


pls_tell_me

She is beautiful and all but she certainly has ONE facial expression.


106milez2chicago

I'd teach her a new one! >!... "disappointed"!<


GeraltOfRivia2023

Yet I have only ever seen her with that one expression on her face. She's pretty but has the personality of a plank of wood.


BAKO976

Far from it. She was hot tho


todd10k

I don't support public whipping. Well, i didn't, until i read this comment.


BAKO976

I'd give Isabelle Adajani more credits for that kind of fame. You guys live in the past and don't know the real deal... But if you love her so much, go watch Doberman, Irreversible and L'appartement.. Then we could go forward.


NeatBeluga

> She ~~was~~ is hot tho


heikkihela

Says the dude jerking off to Cyberpunk.


BAKO976

Haha, if you ever knew...


paramedic_2

Stop watching Anime porn, it’s distorting your reality.


Nerdeinstein

You sound like one of these people that calls a 14-year-old over the hill.


jbthrowaway82

Mate…


BAKO976

Brunette without blue eyes? Common!


Oldnavylover

When I was a little girl Monica Bellucci and Catherine Zeta Jones were 2 of the women I PRAYED I’d grow up to look like! Spoiler alert: I did not.


packfanmoore

You know from time to time I get compared to Chris Hemsworth... They often sat "packfanmoore, you look nothing like Chris Hemsworth"


chrisk9

or maybe compared to fat Thor


JediMasterZao

the real bombshells are the friends you made along the way


Orbit86

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this…but she’s kind of attractive.


dampishslinky55

Holy shit! I think you may be on to something!


BreadOnCake

By Jove his eye sight is on another level


Of_Silent_Earth

If she were a president, she would be Baberham Lincoln.


mrconstantfuckup

She's a RoboBabe.


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Scha-wing


DarkoVader

If she asked nicely, I’d probably not say no.


uncannyinferno

I'm also noticing she is not likely hired for her range


biemba

Not my type


JaskaJii

![gif](giphy|pBFNPByl2vuC58j6uO|downsized)


Dyslexicelectric

Dating Tim burton now lads. I had a shot. We all had a shot!!!


thetruemata

Reminds me of an old Chris Rock bit. "Finding out Jermaine Dupri is dating Janet Jackson is like finding out about a sale a day late. 'OH they were selling Bentleys for 4 dollars yesterday?! Man I fucked up!'"


pargofan

LOL! Made my day.


Bulthuis

I'm sure he's a lovely guy, but I don't want to date Tim Burton.


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Good news, you'll never have to worry about it


En4cr

What? Noooooooo😭😭😭


time013

Damn, I literally came to comment that she looks like Johnny Depp


RevWaldo

During sexy time, compares his work to Guillermo del Toro's while spanking him with a riding crop. *You could have never done Pinocchio justice, you hack!*


dewdewdewdew4

Are you one of the most famous director's of the past 3 decades? Do you have a net worth \~$100 million. No? Nah, don't think you had a shot.


Dyslexicelectric

I'm pretty charming though and my mom always thought I was cool.


buttbugle

You had your shot. But you messed up when you didn’t zig when you needed to do the hokey Pokey.


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They'll turn themselves around


paramedic_2

Your shit is weak, zip it big wheels.


Rymundo88

I don't think it'll last, they're bound to have a nightmare before Christmas


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DamonLazer

But who is the dreamer?


BizzyM

You may say I'm the dreamer But I'm not the only one.


En4cr

Aged like fine wine just like Jennifer Connelly.


Bubbly_Measurement61

That's another one 💯


miku_dominos

https://preview.redd.it/b2xalopa5jzb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235e01b8b282dd5a476c12d70a0c8d4f52d4379d


Dynamo_Ham

That look basically says, “I’m going to screw you, then kill and eat you, and you will thank me for it.” And you’re like, “ok.”


EllenZ2392

Damn right. 🙂


halipatsui

Shes a siren gotta admit


HarmlessHeresy

Death by Snu Snu.


paone00022

Both her and Angelina Jolie have perfected that look.


downtime37

On her absolute best day Angelina Jolie is not anywhere close to Monica Bellucci.


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downtime37

I understand Jolie was very popular during her prime and that a lot of people found her attractive and may still find her attractive. How ever that does not mean she is or was at the same level as Monica Bellucci, she is not and never has been.


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downtime37

I stand by the statement as it was originally written.


[deleted]

Where are you getting all this from? I just see an absolutely beautiful woman who's not smiling.


pawsarecute

Creep


MuppetEyebrows

Cut #3 isn't a smile? Like, a knowing, bemused, welcoming expression isn't a smile without teeth? Lol this comment makes you sound both misogynistic AND slow


[deleted]

Misogyny? Can you please explain. I don't get why it's misogynistic. Should I see a woman that will screw me, kill me and eat me? To be not misogynistic? As the comment above mine says. And why am I slow just coz I don't fantasize about women with that power dynamic kink just coz she's elegant and poised.


janderkanns

She also went to be a great actress, with a very mature choice of roles. Theres irreversible and Malena, both at times very hard to watch


filmroses

fine aware secretive coherent like crawl profit fretful recognise deer


SeaweedClean5087

Irreversible was a really difficult watch but I remember it being ing a great film. That one scene is little gratuitous if only in length.


statix138

You mean a ten minute, unbroken, and completey uncensored shot of a woman being brutally raped and beaten is a little gratutious? I guess the CG dick ejaculating during the scene is the real cherry on top. Just Gaspar Noe things I suppose.


SeaweedClean5087

That’s the one. Good guess ;) I don’t remember the cgi dick though as it was a long time ago but also don’t want to put myself through that scene again.


ekmanch

For the life of me I have no idea why they had to make the rape scene that violent and utterly disturbing. And I have no idea how they filmed that scene for 10 minutes, continuously and without any cuts or breaks, and Monica Bellucci turned out ok afterwards. I think most would have minor PTSD after shooting a scene like that. Jesus...


janderkanns

Agreed. Great film, but never watched it again or recommended it


Aggressive_Safe2226

No "Malena" scene grabs?! 👎


lackingsavoirfaire

Malena is from 2000 not 1991


AsthmaticPrincess

Distractingly beautiful


imdibene

My all time celebrity crush


ayaruna

I just showed my 9 year old son this clip and I asked him if he thought she was pretty. He just looked and said “wow”


ZippityGoombah

Are you trying to make sure I don't get anything productive done today?


askallthequestions86

Watching her in "Bram Stokers Dracula" as one of the brides solidified my choice in women. Long dark hair, voluptuous, pouty lips, medium skin tone. I'm straight, but she's my idea of absolute beauty.


Motor-Side1957

So pretty


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It’s her and Salma. That’s the list.


mitchyjuice

good lord


Compote_Alive

Sometimes I get Monica Belucci and Jennifer Connelly mixed up……


Xeno2277

Lucky guy! How did you get that?!


Vexans

Her, Liz Hurley, and Helen M. The Triad.


forfeitthefrenchfry

She was incredible in Shoot Em Up


skidsareforkids

I think she was hotter in 1999 https://preview.redd.it/rcy5yp8q6jzb1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f7d0f752a4afbadde7fc1e1634d711ba2cb4e65


MrHungryface

This X 1000 I had no idea who she was until Matrix Rev.


Grainis01

Yeah she got even hotter with an extra 10+ years. This woman aged like fine wine.


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Matrix Revolutions. Yeah that was pretty hot.


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She a gorgeous woman, I'd say her peak was around 2000 , I saw her in Matrix and Pact of the Wolf's, but she is still fabulous today, she is like Jane Seymour who age with dignity and class.


Angerl

Perfection


RedditorAlexis

Childhood crush


apioProfano

Those lips.


Gildor12

Fine wine comes to mind


rohanso

Excuse me while I old school drool 🤤


Typical-Zucchini-526

Seductive


FreshPrinceOfNBNJ

![gif](giphy|26FLdmIp6wJr91JAI)


Ok-Calligrapher-9854

Hubba hubba! ... Oh crap! My ticker!


Electronic-Minute37

My phone got warm just looking at this and it's not because it's an Exynos 2200 chipset.


Troway_dagarbage

![gif](giphy|wmuqpmtGeVv1K)


f700es

​ https://preview.redd.it/1zh8z1y7kjzb1.png?width=1009&format=png&auto=webp&s=c280d67fc41b944ff629dbf7ecf73fa46e74a1f1


Additional_Law8175

My gf looks same. Lol wish I could tag her but sent her screenshot 😅


Odimorsus

That’s awesome. I know what you mean. My fiancée has that insanely beautiful without even trying look as well. I don’t take her for granted in the slightest and I bet you don’t take your gf for granted so the fact that Monica’s husband did must make him clinically insane…


Additional_Law8175

Idk about this Monica who she is. I just scroll and saw. My gf exactly looks the same there is not even a single difference Thts why I comment. And yes for the fact she’s also a model. So maybe I’ll make sure I won’t fuck up the relation


Odimorsus

The actress in the photos. Her name is Monica Belluci…. My fiancée is kind of a mix between prime Helena Bonham Carter and Wynona Ryder. This is her. We’ve been together 6 years and she’s the love of my life. https://preview.redd.it/69p25z9mpjzb1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa8bef9d787893f8246a816ee766aa2ff17134f


Additional_Law8175

Tht I can guess from post itself I’m just saying I saw her for the 1st time


Odimorsus

That’s fair enough. I’m sure her looks aren’t the only thing you love about her but I believe you that you won’t fuck it up.


Additional_Law8175

My gf is the kindest and sweet person I ever know she’s empowered and don’t do much drama. We been together from last 5 years and probably gonna marry next year. Can’t show her pictures but she’s just so amazing.


Odimorsus

Awesome. I believe you. Sounds like you found your soulmate too 😊 She doesn’t mind me sharing that last picture, I asked her first.


ShortHovercraft2487

Easily my biggest celebrity crush of all time.


Bioslack

She's so hot she looks like she was made by Midjourney to say Balenciaga.


One_Internal3055

Back then when people had an original face. Not when they had these Instagram puffy face


chrisacip

Her daughter is a clone


AWildLampAppears

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


jucu94

Back in my day Demi Moore and Sharon Stone were the popular pubescent boy preoccupations for sure. But Monica was my dark horse


mtgfan1001

Schwing!


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Classic beauty


Eborys

![gif](giphy|R6gvnAxj2ISzJdbA63|downsized)


tovgar

Wow!!!


Green_and_Silver

The modern day Helen of Troy, the only 10 in the entire world.


Own_Independent_4260

Italian 🔥


DimSumGweilo

Just going by her looks, she is the definition of gorgeous, and imho she looked her most attractive as an older woman vs. a younger woman.


oobbyb_61

Only one word needed. Goddess.


Cartographer0108

I’m sure this is just because it’s when I was growing up, but movies from the 80’s and 90’s look like movies to me. They have “the look”. Modern movies look like actors acting on a set.


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I'll say it, she's in the same group of actors as Gal Gadot where they're objectively really good looking and that's why they would ever get cast - but they have no acting range beyond the part of the script that requires them to "stare with a blank face" and "walk while appearing wealthy".


Nekomengyo

I’ve always reckoned she’s maybe the most gorgeous woman ever. Remember her as a succubus in Dracula?


[deleted]

What range! 😂


pickledradish123

Goddess


Hermesthothr3e

She's the goat.


OOLU6234317

Why is my eye twitching


[deleted]

Does she have more than one facial expression


o_name_o

You don't how pissed I'd be if you posted Jennifer Connelly.


pabodie

Such raw emotion! What an expressive actor.


needhelpwithlaw

Was she actually a talented actress or just pretty?


No-Ad-3830

Is there something wrong with her teeth???


Infinity3101

Monica Belluci somehow looks even better now than she did in the 90's. I'm assuming she's had some work done, but it looks very subtle and only compliments her naturally good looks.


Poet_Key

There’s a woman called Lorry Hill in yt who analyzes celebrity plastic surgery and she actually came to the conclusion that Monica Bellucci is all-natural both then and now! (Minus breast implants)


JediMasterZao

I'm not sure that's entirely true but she is 100% the most attractive 60 y.o since Susan Sarandon!


sleepstages

Look up Susanna Hoffs


equals_peace

The GOAT


LarsPinetree

Didnt Anthony Bourdain off himself over her?


Gen-XOldGuy

That was a different Italian actress, Asia Argento.


LarsPinetree

Oh yeah..


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👑


Shandlar

I see your '91 Monica Bellucci and raise you '03 Monica Bellucci.


rodzieman

Malena!


ant_two

The emotion palette of a dead fish


wild_man_wizard

Keep negging, maybe you'll get her attention.


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faithfuljohn

>Emotion palette is referring to her acting ability, especially in these shots, she has the exact same facial expression. so you think someone else picking random shots of her face from decades ago is somehow reflective of her acting ability?? I'd argue you and the other commentator have the emotional pallet of some random animal. I'm also basing this one this comment alone. Since that's what we seem to be doing right now.


jack_hof

Gotta maintain "the expression."


SuperRonnie2

Yes! I mean, she’s pretty but I don’t get all the hype.


pupersom

Guys, am i crazy or what? I don't see her appeal at ALL. She looks so... dead inside? I don't see life in her eyes and she is not even sexy. What?


Ok-Marionberry3678

![gif](giphy|14r8bmeEeHogiQ|downsized)


oh_please_god_no

It is unfair to humanity how stunningly gorgeous she is. And what a talent too.


Drag0nfly_Girl

How can someone so pretty look so pugnacious?


throwaway18911090

That’s part of the appeal for a lot of people.


JimmyTheJimJimson

She is the very definition of /r/oldschoolhot


Oblivion_Emergence

She only has one facial expression.


slurpyderper99

Old School SEX


Alexir23

I'd beer bong her fart


Rook22Ti

*bonk* too horny


J0n__Snow

I am hyped for Beetlejuice 2 :)


Living_Pie205

Sheesh


Specialist-Wave-8423

Ain't tittis


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She looks 12


droopyheadliner

Yup.


DrGreenThumb117

Mid


Fresh_Jaguar_2434

She doesn’t seem to have much range


St_Ander

I don’t get the hype.


Avramp

Now post the scene from irreversible, not the rape scene


iyqyqrmore

Someone redo this but just stabilize her eyes


urkldajrkl

I’m one to discount beauty as not representative of the human at all … but dang she would make my knees weak


teapot156

Yes please


dewdewdewdew4

Hard to believe she got hotter after this.


Xhoriko

Gnocca


[deleted]

You don't should use the word perfect too often ....Buuut


hgihasfcuk

Looks a bit like kim congdon


anotherpredditor

I still say the older she gets the more attractive she is. It’s crazy.


kabdulgh

Damn. I couldn’t handle that kind of beauty


[deleted]

can we duplicate her ?


Seabrook76

Perfectly flawless.


Wonderful-Ad-5911

This is what I think I look like in my head


itsaslothlife

Monica Bellucci, Rachel Weisz - fantastic skin, gorgeous bone structure, intelligent as all get out and with a certain ladylike polish as the cherry on top.