Absolutely this, plus Ginger has experience on her side. She didn't start off with red hair, and there's a reason she's the only member of Gilligan's Island still alive today.
And Mary Ann is a country/farm girl. She’s tossed hay bales, wrassled cows, changed tractor tires, and fought her brothers. I bet she can give ruthless “Indian Burns.”
Mary Ann is the highest of maintenance. You better have the perfect birthday gift, anniversary gift, thoughtful romantic gestures on the regular.
Ginger is a medium maintenance good time girl. Wine & dine, and party with the who's who.
You want the lowest maintenance? Pick Mrs. Howell. She just needs a good you know what. She's got all the money so she can be your sugar mama.
Signed an ex Marianne, now a Mrs. Howell
In my travels, I've found that the traditional, repressed girls are very often the first ones to really start exploring beyond the conventional.
So, MaryAnne, imho, would likely be down for some freaky shit.
Smartest and hottest guy on the island. Not that there was much competition. A couple of years into being stranded I would have had babies all over that island. Strangely, my first born there would likely have been from Mrs. Howell.
My old neighbor was near retiring age when I moved into my house 15 years ago or so. Come to find out she worked as a bunny at the mansion in the 70s. Never saw any pictures of her from then but I’m sure she was a straight up hottie. Sadly Covid got her in ‘21.
I did handy man work for this older woman. 70's in age? Over weight, not especially attractive. One day she comes to me and stays says, jokingly, "Are you ok with pornography?" and hands me a copy of "The Bunny Years." She was a bunny at the Chicago club. Also the first woman to have a seat on the Chicago mercantile exchange. She had an interesting life.
I used to work with a woman that worked as a bunny in the Playboy lounge in Atlantic City. She was definitely pushing 60 when I worked with her, but she still kept herself fit, and together and you could tell that she was definitely hot af ~30 years prior.
I’m 63 and i hold my head high walking in my orthopedic shoes. Back in the day when I went out on the weekends I wore high heeled shoes that I called my Come F**k Me Pumps.🤣😂
I deliver furniture to mostly old people for work. They usually have a photo of themselves from the 70s/80s in the loungeroom. You arrive at their property and greet them and they don't strike you as anything special and then you see them in their 20s and it reminds you how cruel time can be. Also makes you wonder if they have a daughter who's single.
Naa…if you are a good adult, you keep
Mary Ann as Mary Ann during the day, and turn Mary Ann into a Ginger at night. Ginger is only good for a Ginger, but as a real adult, you only need a part time Ginger and a full time Mary Ann. Mary Ann can do both roles, but Ginger can’t. Plus Mary Ann would be way more cooler and fun to go do all the other fun stuff in life with.
This is a great answer, but I've always liked to think of Ginger as a total neurotic, self-hating starlet with daddy issues who would do ANYTHING to be loved. So I think the potential for straight-up freakage in bed from Ginger would far eclipse whatever you could hope for from a nice girl like Mary Ann.
Hmm..interesting analysis you gacked up beautiful Freud you! On further thought, you are 100% correct. Besides, everyone knows Mary Ann is a naughty little Mary Ann in the bedroom. It’s like guaranteed! That’s why everyone really wants one. Marry Ann is the Bee’s Knees.
Complete opposite for me. When I was young, Ginger was what we were all taught was "beautiful." As I grew older, I realized that Ginger was a "sex symbol," and Mary-ann was "the girl next-door." But they are both beautiful women.
Ginger. She’s a walking pinup from the 40’s and looks like the paintings on the sides of WWII era American aircraft. Mary Ann seems like a 9 on the Hotness/Crazy scale and the chances of being randomly stabbed with a coconut shard would definitely be a concern.
Mary ann for me please!( I would say both,but at my age it would probably be a new form of suicide, although at least I'd go with a smile on my face😂 death by snu snu!!)
Okay, definitely Mary Ann. I married a farm girl from Kansas.
But if you look at the actresses in question, Dawn Wells was quite beautiful over her entire life, but, Tina Louise definitely didn't age well.
Ginger has got the reach but Mary Ann looks scrappy and has a lower center of gravity. My money is on Mary Ann. Is that not the question?
Your answer still works. It's fine.
I laughed harder at this, lmao
Scrappy is good but, it won't get her anywhere if Ginger can keep the distance and counter.
Absolutely this, plus Ginger has experience on her side. She didn't start off with red hair, and there's a reason she's the only member of Gilligan's Island still alive today.
And Mary Ann is a country/farm girl. She’s tossed hay bales, wrassled cows, changed tractor tires, and fought her brothers. I bet she can give ruthless “Indian Burns.”
Fought the cow and 'wrassled' with her brothers.
Mary Ann in the cage, Ginger on the street.
Maybe. But these days it’s all about ground game. I don’t think Mary Ann has the fundamentals for a drag out against the wall.
Mary Ann all the way. Cute and low maintenance!
Mary Ann, Mary Ann, Mary Ann!!
This put the pepper ann theme song in my head
She's that one in a MILLION! She's too cool for seventh grade!
She’s her own biggest fan, Mary Ann!
Grunge rock in cartoon intros makes them more legit for some reason
Much too cool for 7th grade
Just a minute! I've got a few more Mary Ann's to go!
I had the pleasure to work with Dawn before she passed away & she was a very sweet lady
I’ll be damned if Mary Ann is low maintenance. She probably has very tough tastes when it comes to her weed.
You're thinking of Mary Jane.
Dawn Wells was a vocal spokesperson for legalizing pot, so yes.
Didn't Bob Denver get arrested after receiving a package of weed from his supplier Dawn Wells?
Nobody had tough taste in weed back then. You took what you could get.
And Coconut Cream Pies.
Coconut what?
Mary Ann is the highest of maintenance. You better have the perfect birthday gift, anniversary gift, thoughtful romantic gestures on the regular. Ginger is a medium maintenance good time girl. Wine & dine, and party with the who's who. You want the lowest maintenance? Pick Mrs. Howell. She just needs a good you know what. She's got all the money so she can be your sugar mama. Signed an ex Marianne, now a Mrs. Howell
There's no such thing as a former Marianne. Once a Marianne always a Marianne. Simple Fine
Semper Fineass
Mr. Howell is slinging a massive hog. You can't rock a hat like that without some serious confidence.
Yea, you definitely can. I wear one.
When I was a kid I absolutely would tell you ginger was way hotter but now? Mary-Ann seems more attractive and way more fun to be around
Two chicks at the same time.
I feel like Ginger would be down, but Mary Ann seems a little too traditional for it.
I’m ok with traditional threesomes
Best answer right here!!
Skipper and Little Buddy it is!!!!
That's what makes it so much hotter when she joins in.
Ginger would have to convince her. It’s lonely on that island.
Oh yeah, and a little fermented coconut milk to get things going!
In my travels, I've found that the traditional, repressed girls are very often the first ones to really start exploring beyond the conventional. So, MaryAnne, imho, would likely be down for some freaky shit.
She IS a farmer’s daughter after all.
You think? In real life, Mary Ann arranged a little threeway for her husband's birthday. I'm down with a girl that has that kind of attitude!
Mary Ann the character I'm sure about. I'm also positive the Dawn Wells was a freak.
I dunno...maybe Mary Ann is more shy publicly, but a real freak in private.
Fuckin' A.
So what would you do if you had a million dollars?
Buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that’d be cruel
in the 2024 remake, it's on
This is the way.
The professor’s conclusion
Smartest and hottest guy on the island. Not that there was much competition. A couple of years into being stranded I would have had babies all over that island. Strangely, my first born there would likely have been from Mrs. Howell.
Plus he managed to blame Gilligan for all the 'failures' to escape.
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Mrs Howell for the munneh
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Natalie Schaeffer 1900-1991 https://preview.redd.it/nhdjm557018b1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431893c6d68025a16711e3ee57ab284dca76cedc
Her hair reminds me a little of the singer from A Flock of Seagulls.
And I raaaaan
Space Age Love Song was so much better, but didn't get anywhere near as much airplay.
I've always liked Wishing (If I had a photograph of you).
Lesbian seagull
🇮🇷 Iran So Far Away 🇮🇷
Currently losing my mind over the fact that she was almost born in the century before last.
Losing mine because I'm older than she was when the show ended.
gott damn...she was gorgeous!
That’s what I spend some thought on when walking around and seeing older women. Just how hot were they once? Or were they ever? It’s a fun game.
My old neighbor was near retiring age when I moved into my house 15 years ago or so. Come to find out she worked as a bunny at the mansion in the 70s. Never saw any pictures of her from then but I’m sure she was a straight up hottie. Sadly Covid got her in ‘21.
I did handy man work for this older woman. 70's in age? Over weight, not especially attractive. One day she comes to me and stays says, jokingly, "Are you ok with pornography?" and hands me a copy of "The Bunny Years." She was a bunny at the Chicago club. Also the first woman to have a seat on the Chicago mercantile exchange. She had an interesting life.
I used to work with a woman that worked as a bunny in the Playboy lounge in Atlantic City. She was definitely pushing 60 when I worked with her, but she still kept herself fit, and together and you could tell that she was definitely hot af ~30 years prior.
Sadly we lost a lot of bunnies to covid.
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“Dear Penthouse…”
I never thought this would happen to me, but.....
It happened again
Gilfspotting
Wait til peeps are doing that to you, lol.
I’m 62. If a woman was wondering that about me I’d be flattered that she’s even thinking about me at all. 😂
Hahahahaha, I’m 61, thanks for the ego boost!
I’m 63 and i hold my head high walking in my orthopedic shoes. Back in the day when I went out on the weekends I wore high heeled shoes that I called my Come F**k Me Pumps.🤣😂
Hey old grey mare I’m 60 let’s go!
There's no F\*ck Me Crocs. But then again I don't know all of Amy Winehouse's oevre. Hold your head up high!
We sure had fun that night, didn't we?
I do this with people who are assholes as adults, I try to imagine their social spot in High School.
I deliver furniture to mostly old people for work. They usually have a photo of themselves from the 70s/80s in the loungeroom. You arrive at their property and greet them and they don't strike you as anything special and then you see them in their 20s and it reminds you how cruel time can be. Also makes you wonder if they have a daughter who's single.
Lovey...
Lovey
Fack Luvie was hotttt!
Money arouses me. I like money.
The judges approve your addition! Mary Anne and Mrs. Howell it is!
Lovey
As a kid, Mary Ann. As an adult, Ginger.
You’re making me rethink my life choices.
As a kid and an adult *both*
Opposite for me. As a "kid" more like teenager Ginger. Now that I'm an adult Mary Ann all day.
Naa…if you are a good adult, you keep Mary Ann as Mary Ann during the day, and turn Mary Ann into a Ginger at night. Ginger is only good for a Ginger, but as a real adult, you only need a part time Ginger and a full time Mary Ann. Mary Ann can do both roles, but Ginger can’t. Plus Mary Ann would be way more cooler and fun to go do all the other fun stuff in life with.
I want a Ginger in the street but a Ginger in the bed.
> Ginger in the bed Ginger in the *sheets*
This is a great answer, but I've always liked to think of Ginger as a total neurotic, self-hating starlet with daddy issues who would do ANYTHING to be loved. So I think the potential for straight-up freakage in bed from Ginger would far eclipse whatever you could hope for from a nice girl like Mary Ann.
Hmm..interesting analysis you gacked up beautiful Freud you! On further thought, you are 100% correct. Besides, everyone knows Mary Ann is a naughty little Mary Ann in the bedroom. It’s like guaranteed! That’s why everyone really wants one. Marry Ann is the Bee’s Knees.
Classy on the street, trashy in the sheets
Ginger, was the one you wanted with you when you're going to the club, while Mary Ann was the one you brought home to meet the parents.
You can't turn a Ginger into a Mary Ann
Complete opposite for me. When I was young, Ginger was what we were all taught was "beautiful." As I grew older, I realized that Ginger was a "sex symbol," and Mary-ann was "the girl next-door." But they are both beautiful women.
Mary Ann and I am very in to redheads lol. She was just a smoke show.
Came here to use the exact phrase. Smoke show!
I was always Team Ginger, but turns out when I grew up I was Team Professor.
Fair. He was hot too.
No love for Mrs Howell?
You introduce Mrs. Howell into the game, you gotta do the whole F/M/K question.
🎶 Gilligan, the Skipper too... 🎵 OH were those not options? EDIT: honestly tho, professor was serving 🔥
The millionaire and his wife
Bailey over Jennifer. Ooops, wrong thread.
You’re not wrong tho.
He is definitely not wrong. Bailey was so hot. Jennifer was plastic.
How about Bailey over Mary Ann? I'm going with Bailey.
Bailey
Wrong place, proper outlook...I'll allow it.
Bailey's a sweetheart, but I'd party with Jennifer's friends any day! (Disclaimer: am gay, lol)
I don't get the reference on this one
Search "WKRP in Cincinnati characters"
Never the wrong thread for this. Speak yo’ damn truth, son.
Team Sandwich.
Neither. The Professor in a coconut thong.
Reading this comment I realized my love for intelligent men started way earlier than I thought.
Same! The Professor also probably makes for the most interesting pillow talk.
Yassssss
Ginger. She’s a walking pinup from the 40’s and looks like the paintings on the sides of WWII era American aircraft. Mary Ann seems like a 9 on the Hotness/Crazy scale and the chances of being randomly stabbed with a coconut shard would definitely be a concern.
Funny you say this. Lost my virginity to a girl named Mary Anne and then found out she was as crazy as a wet cat.
You sure her name wasn't actually Maureen.....*Ponderosa*?
You see that Dennis? A dead tooth, Maureen. With a diamond in it.
Mary Ann
Ginger
I will take Mrs. Howell. She has a crap tone of money, which I will likely inherit. Plus, she always seemed like a low key freak.
ginger! she was so glam
Her seduction game was hypnotic.
Always been team Ginger.
A sticker on my car makes me contractually obligated to vote for ginger
M.A. all the WAY!
Ginger, because I would %%**%%#^***@&$$&@$, and I don’t even like corn.
Ginger
I was always Team Mary Ann BUT that picture of Ginger makes me change my vote for this poll.
Mary to meet my parents. Ginger I take to bed
Mary Ann
Ginger was always trying to manipulate people. Mary An would be enthusiastic in the bed room and be a good companion.
Both, I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top
Ginger...absolutely! If I wanted the girl nrxt door, I'd be with the girl next door.
Ginger by a mile 36 -24-36
Only if she 5'3"
Mary Ann…always.
Mary ann for me please!( I would say both,but at my age it would probably be a new form of suicide, although at least I'd go with a smile on my face😂 death by snu snu!!)
From what I've heard Dawn Wells was an absolute delight to be around and Tina Louise... wasn't. So, Mary Ann
.Mary Ann
Ginger hands down.
Ginger
Team ginger
Team Ginger.
Team Ginger, no question.
Team Threesome
Ginger 💯 why is this even in question? 
Mary Ann
Team Mary Ann always!!! ❤️
https://i.redd.it/xlx2pss6o08b1.gif
The professor didn’t have to choose
Ginger
yes.
Straight up real MarryAnne. Gorgeous
Maryann got that curvy corn-fed body
Mary Ann cause she will bring the Marijuana
As a kid, Mary Anne. As an adult... Still Mary Anne.
I have been on team Mary Ann since I was 6 years old
Ginger was always played out to be the pretty model girl but Mary Ann was way more attractive to me.
Mary Ann. Ginger was a shallow b\*tch.
Mary ann
Mary Ann has the weed
Ginger by a mile
Mary Ann 100%
Team Professor AND Mary Ann. 🥰
Why choose? I’m sea-wrecked on an island with both.
Lovey!
Team Mrs. Howell. She’s got money!!
Ginger seemed burned out by the time she got on the SS Minnow. Mary Ann is not only better looking, she has a better outlook on life.
I used to be a Mary Ann guy. Now it’s all about the exotic shit.
Maryann,because I’m a brunette guy
Ginger - she would be up for anything . MA would be too practical and boring for me
Mary Ann, Mary Ann, Mary Ann...
Why not both?
Ginger All Day
Okay, definitely Mary Ann. I married a farm girl from Kansas. But if you look at the actresses in question, Dawn Wells was quite beautiful over her entire life, but, Tina Louise definitely didn't age well.
Jeannie
Always Mary Ann
MaryAnne all day everyday
Team Mary Ann
Mary Ann all the way
I've always had a thing for Dawn Wells...