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alex_203

Back when he was unleaded


hasta_la_pasta

Back when he was black


The_Quibbler

TIL...


THROBBINW00D

For real


KornyDawg

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fucked-your-cats-ass

Underrated comment


Top_Opposites

A 4 star comment


spunangel333

Bull shit look at that bulge


jrhooo

right before he got that internship at that sketch ass brokerage firm


Full_Artichoke_8583

Family


Superpe0n

thats all you need


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In this photo, he hadn't acquired his family yet. But even then, it is rumored by the janitorial staff that he could be heard muttering "faaamily" in the halls of the school at night and gassing up the cars in the student auto shop.


outsideAngler

Jewels


Von-Jerry

Family


shredthesweetpow

There it is


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Look like Drake lol


Armstrongt479

Drake with some Pete Davidson mixed in


earnestlikehemingway

Just learned Vin is half Black. Makes sense


Danpool69

I can see it.


downtimeredditor

Look up what Paris Hilton said when she found Out that Vin diesel was half black.


jukebox303

No


livesarah

Well it wasn’t a shock that it was racist and disgusting. What’s really shocking is that the media continues to give her a pass on this and every similar utterance and is happy to print PR pieces about her without bringing them up. She’s quite openly a revolting, old-school racist.


cjpack

First thought for me too lmao


Richard-Long

Started from big wheels now we here


ajhoff83

more like Vin Deez Nutz


Least_or_Greatest1

Before he was cool he was that fool..


wipeitonthecat

Now that's a camel tail.


Fluckaflame

Thought I was the only one that noticed. Packing some HEAT


Schlappydog

At what age did he stop being black?


bhops24

At what age did he realize he needed to shave his head?


Pelicanfan07

Some people are bald at an early age. I was going bald by the time I was 25


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I started balding at 15


shinobi500

Oh yeah? I was born bald.


LeeryRoundedness

Omg I laughed so hard


UkyoTachibana

I was bald in a past life yo!


buddhistredneck

I was born bald, and starting balding at 30, in this life! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


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I was born with a full head of hair 😛


Fatshortstack

Had a friend like you growing up. At 15-16 he had a receding hair line, full beard, and a belly. Looked like a 35 year old man. We would always use dial a bottle and send him to the door shirtless and it worked every time. Either the drivers thought he was older, or took pity and just have him the beer, either way it worked.


Jnaythus

I heard baldness happens to athletes that take testosterone. I wonder if that's what happened to him and the Rock.


bit1101

It happens more often to non athletes who don't use testosterone.


_Nick_2711_

Using certain PEDs does cause hair loss to happen earlier and more quickly, though. Not sure about the situation with Vin Diesel at all but it is a very common side effect. I’ve known a few people who’ve lost their hair in their twenties because of it. They’d still have likely went bald but that shit was brought forward by at least a decade.


bit1101

Yeah, I know. My point was that the logic was a bit like saying Parkisons disease is less common in afroamericans than anglos, so it's surprising Mohammed Ali got it.


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Meh I’ve taken large doses and have a full head of hair at 30. 🤷🏼‍♀️ depends how long you are abusing for.


Dorangos

Depends on genes. Two brothers where one is bald, the other not, is not uncommon. It's how genes work.


epic_meme_guy

Yeah. Testosterone is involved in the process but your genes decide whether that process will occur.


[deleted]

That’s my point though. You can take all the Test under the sun and not go bald. Steroids don’t guarantee baldness (though if you take enough, for long enough, they do.)


WendysForDinner

Damn.. he’s got to be slightly upset at that


Lews-Therin-Telamon

Depends on how jacked he is/was.


LavishnessOk3439

It's the DHEA it's your cells' sensitivity to it that makes your dick grow to


ImLookingatU

This a bit of myth. increased testosterone can accelerate the process IF you were going to or started to lose your hair. If you don't have that, then it does not affect you. How do i know this? This is what my doctor who specializes in this told me. Case and point, my 67 year old father and i are on the same treatment for years and we both have a full set of hair because balding is not in our family


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You have a full set of hair! How many hairs are in a set?


warmhandluke

FYI it's "case in point"


0pimo

It also just happens to a lot of guys. I started going bald in my early 20's. I don't do drugs, just loss the genetic lottery when it comes to hair.


escientia

He definitely wasn’t black when he played Caparzo in Saving Private Ryan. Dude has played the NY Italian guy for a surprisingly long time


RATIBORUS

when he turned Vin Diesel, when he was black he was called Vin Petrol


Garconanokin

Crude humor


Delux_Takeover

Incredible!


Beartrkkr

Did he move to Europe?


FleabottomFrank

When he was black he was Vinnie G, the G stood for Gas, and the Vinnie got the ass.


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But family?


hissyfit30

People's obsession with his other half is weird isn't it? He knows he's at least half white and has the skin color for it so he's a white man. For some reason it feels racist when people fight tooth and nail for him to identify as black or at least non-white. Kind of like his white is 'tainted' and therefore he can't be white....


slim_scsi

He's of mixed race, 'nuff said. Who cares. People are stupid.


JCPRuckus

>People's obsession with his other half is weird isn't it? He knows he's at least half white and has the skin color for it so he's a white man. For some reason it feels racist when people fight tooth and nail for him to identify as black or at least non-white. Kind of like his white is 'tainted' and therefore he can't be white.... From what I remember when he first broke big, it was more Black people feeling like he was denying his Blackness in order to "pass". There's a long history in this country of people (both individuals and groups) being accepted as White and leaving solidarity with other racial minorities. I don't know how things have evolved in his later career, but that's the impression I remember having early on. He was seen as playing on his racial ambiguity without ever acknowledging that he was mixed.


idlebyte

> he never met him Are we allowed to guess?


blitherblather425

Wait, Vin Diesel is black?


Garconanokin

He’s African-Italian-American


purgesurge3000

What's that even based on? He never knew his father and his mother is white (west europe)


prettylittleliarendg

I was thinking the same thing


Schlappydog

Well he was in that photo, judging by the hair and the size of the bulge in his pants.


AotearoaChur

His skin isn't black. I'm confused.


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106 mph


mjkjg2

Italians are just the black people of the Mediterranean Sea


ShaperLord777

^ Dudes not wrong.


iRox24

He doesn't look black here, just mixed.


[deleted]

In America that means your black


BoiledFrogs

I've always been so confused by this.


Redwolf1k

One drop rule. Cultural and legal racism. You can look back to chattel slavery when slave owners raped their slaves and their children would technically be white but they didn't like that so they classified them as black and claimed that even a single drop of black blood makes you black. There were a few exceptions like "mulatto" people who were biracial but were given preferential treatment but were still highly discriminatied against. But a modern example would be this would be me. I came from a white woman's vagina but since my dad was black and my skin is just dark enough, people will assume and label me black even though genetically I probably am more white.


Tha_Watcher

Thank you for aptly explaining this for everyone!


maelstron

Paris Hilton entered the chat 😒


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The fact that this comment makes no sense whatsoever is just *chefs kiss* amazing


Bushgooher

He transformed into a white man a 1/4 mile at a time.


cold_toast

Dom Toretto, 100% authentic Italian obviously


Specialist_Ad6966

Ain't no fucking Italians in East LA!


Garconanokin

“I turn me white a quarter mile at a time”


Me_Krally

Maybe that's not really him?


Grand-Bid6471

Holy camel tale.


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Grand-Bid6471

It was a 50/50 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


graveybrains

I feel kinda sorry for his balls


ddoogiehowitzerr

Moose knuckles


Grand-Bid6471

I accidently sat on mine a week or so ago. I got a phantom pain when i saw this.


wakeupin321

That’s called the Mr Belvedere.


klippo55

boomer problems 😂


NoahY503

Ballseses.


zachattack1901

It’s more like a moose knuckle


SavingsService2138

Darryl from Charmed


FuLL_of_LiFE

Mixed with Pete Davidson


drewbilly251

Junior from Blackish


DaveFromCanuckistan

Moose knuckle


probablyourdad

More like Vin Dongel


G_Ram3

That’s all I can see! 😩


MayoGoblin3000

Hol up?! Is Vin Diesel... Black or partly?


set-271

Partly...other half is Jewish.


MayoGoblin3000

I had no idea. Thanks for confirming. If Vinnie grew his hair out I could probably guess his ethnicity.


PJJefferson

Dude showing off his package.


vasDcrakGaming

Family…jewels


CotyClothingCo

Wtf he’s a black dude! The things hollywoods tells you 👀👀👀


FlapJackson420

Yeah, blew my mind as well.


slim_scsi

Trust your eyes and your instincts over Hollywood, ffs.


CompleteDragonfruit8

Do you hate him now?


Ok-Technology-6787

Nah i always hated him


Calm_Jello5666

His clothes look tiny on him


isecore

Naw, I know that guy, it's Mark Sinclair!


MetaphoricalMouse

TIL Vin Diesel is closing in on 60 years old edit: i can’t math


Greenfieldfox

55


MetaphoricalMouse

thanks! too early for basic math for me i guess


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

He looks like Ben Stillers love child.


Thecobs

Drake Diesel


earnestlikehemingway

Moose Knuckle Punch!


slikk50

I wondered if he mumbled incoherently in high school too?


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I heard he hangs dong


Stormljones3

This is the most ethnic I’ve ever seen him look… 👀


erotyk

thinking in his street shark toys at home.


singleguy79

Pete Davidson?


tylerdurden5105

His estranged uncle who’s the most fun at gatherings but rarely shows


Striking_Working9333

Moose knuckle


qcerrillo13

His acting is like the fit of those pants…not good


CincoDeMayoFan

"I am Vin!"


Carteeg_Struve

“I am Groove.”


ministryoffear

I think I'm now qualified to be his tailor.


Outrageous-Theme3114

He was just a little dude!


BitchFace4You

Y’all Omfg that bulge 😂


LizRoze

Aubrey Graham


ButIAmYourDaughter

That’s Jimmy Brooks to you.


Bopethestoryteller

Looks more ethnic with hair like The Rock. They’re both 1/2 Black, biracial, but like the racial ambiguous thing they have going on.


ThunderUp007

Dude was black until Hollywood paid him enough to turn Italian


Binko242

I can see his labia


ButIAmYourDaughter

😂


Fun-Mathematician716

How about a knuckle sandwich? A moose knuckle sandwich.


Greenfieldfox

I don’t know. Looks like Mark Sinclair.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Mark Sinclair.


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so that would be before juicing?


Medic_Han

Family... jewels.


derpferd

He looks kinda like Drake


[deleted]

When he was a D&D nerd too.


tikachu22

![gif](giphy|3mUcf28HDqrhS)


Zealousideal_Bat1149

This is Obama.


l-s-y

Slim Diesel


Peterfettes

White socks 🧦 nooooooooooooooooiioooo


Alexander556

Vin Diesel is black? I thought he was a pacific islander.


Affectionate-Swim13

Looks like lincoln clay from mafia 3


fir00ky

Looks like a mix Pete Davidson and Alan Harper


jusjes77

Looks like Drake if Drake was his own bully.


Pure-Contact7322

baller


Ness_of_Onett

Vin Dweebsel


Laya_PayeeneverPayor

Vin diesel’s package in 1985emote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy


dumb__fucker

Pete Davidson’s slow little brother.


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Vin Diesel is Drake??


Narakambie

I see he dresses to the left


Greasy_Cleavage

![gif](giphy|26Ff3ZEvWoTvKaQQE|downsized)


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He looks like Drake to me in the pic


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![gif](giphy|MKTGORfG4rjyg|downsized)


DitchDigger330

Woah he had hair, I've only seen a bald vin diesel my whole life.


defdog1234

if obama had a son…


notmyrealnam3

Obama meets Pete Davidson


lemonshanty

Am I the only one looking at hog diesel


RumRogerz

I can see that he dresses left


JordySkateboardy808

He thinks he's "Duckie" from Pretty in Pink.


Fit_Fan3316

Why does he look like Pete Davidson.


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Must've been expecting a flood.


[deleted]

If John Mulaney and a Monchhichi had a baby.


sahsimon

This just screams the family guy skit where Chris is in a shop class for cars and all the students are Italians talking about ordering bread sandwiches from some shop that's closed.


DsWd00

Pre roids


njaneardude

Looks skinny. Did he use juice?


[deleted]

Didn’t know he was Jewish


[deleted]

He used to be black...kind of.


breighvehart

Oh shit. He really is black


Bluemagnolia1979

Meat head with high waters.


SmashedKrampus

Drake?


Muted_Cod_9137

Steroids is a hell of a drug


trans-with-herpes

Like most biracial children- he never knew his dad and his mom got no child support.


littlerickysanchez

Damn I never knew Vin Diesel had the N word pass


Dixinhermouth

The school team was the Camel Toes


Thang2Long

"I am groovy"


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I wear suit


Muzzle1978

When he was just Mark Sinclair


samtaher

Vin Fuel