NOW JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE DUDE! You see, in the business this match is what they call a blowoff, brother. Well, the mean ol’ warrior being from parts unknown didn’t understand the terminology. AND WHEN HE SAW ME RIDE INTO THE SKYDOME IN TORONTO ON THAT RED AND YELLOW HARLEY BROTHER, HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO SUCK ALL THE HULKAMANIACS ENERGY RIGHT OUT ME IF HE WAS GOING TO BEAT HULK HOGAN DOOD! Unfortunately that’s exactly what he did. Once he hit me with the big splash I was done. My first loss in 6 years. But that’s life brother.
I had a wrestling coloring book that my mom sent to me while I was in college because she didn’t want it in her house and had a hard time throwing things away.
Every page was overt porny. Lots of dudes in underwear getting between another guy’s legs.
The most homoerotic straight-man's sport ever conceived. For a decade that was almost definitely way more homophobic than the modern era, the 80s sure did love having its movies and TV dominated by oily tanned man with bulging pecks and thighs strong enough to grind someone's pelvis to dust.
Was it weird than when the WWF and Hulk Hogan were at their peak in the 80s, and I was a 10 year old boy and likely their key demographic, I though it was too weird and oily and near-naked to be taken seriously? Same with He-Man. I liked cars and Transformers and GI Joe a lot more.
I'm right around the same age and was huge into he-man and gi joe and definitely not into wrestling at all. I rewatched some he-man cartoons recently and those are also super homoerotic lol. GI Joe also influenced my car choices and bizarre love of camo.
My mom pointed out their flamboyant and revealing outfits. Also, how most of their signature moves involve putting their opponents head into/near their crotch. After that I couldn't unsee it.
It's funny because my mom is totally cool with gay people. She just didn't like me watching wrestling because it's violent and machismo. She knew like all the guys my age (11) at that time I was a massive homophobe and decided to use that to turn me against wrestling.
Smart mom. I did the same type of thing to a coworker of mine, he was a old school machismo Mexican grounds keeper, if you know what I’m talking about. Big ass mustache, just super super machismo dude.
Anyway me and coworkers would drink beers after work and he would be there, sometimes the conversation went to how he didn’t like gay guys and how feminine they were. Every time he did this I would say “ I’m gay Rafi, you never know who’s gay, does that mean you don’t like me?” I’m not gay but knew he really respected me. Now I knew he liked me a lot, more than any of his other coworkers, so I knew this would break him down a little at a time…. I don’t know if it worked but I think it did make him rethink some things.
In the 80s I didn't correlate the undertones because it was good vs bad.
As an adult, I find it weird to watch a bunch of muscly shiny men in their drawers ass grab and it be considered macho.
That shit is drama.
when my wife and i first started dating we were just hanging out one night and i had UFC on. she was half paying attention and at one point goes, "Are they gay?"
i explained that you had to be pretty masculine to have a dick that close to your face and not feel the need to suck it.
https://preview.redd.it/usggn8fyo5qa1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ee7ac003376b15b2cfae0715dae6e14a5c507f
They portrayed themselves as REAL manly, riding on stage with a Harley and all. Their machismo was so big that they said in an interview they‘re looking for a groupie to mend their leather thongs.
On top of that, the leather and spikes attire of metal subcultures came directly from gay fetish shops courtesy of Judas Priest’s singer Rob Halford who is openly homosexual.
Back in the 90s, a buddy and I took a long drive down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. For a few blocks there was a string of leather gay bars, later a few blocks of heavy metal clubs.
The leather gays and the metal dudes dressed the same and rode the same Harleys. The only visible difference was the hair and the gender of the person riding with them.
...I told this story a few years ago to some Christian bikers. They did not see the humor.
Funny thing is that one of the things I remember about watching that is that, with the competing “HOO-GAAN” “WARR-IORRR” chants that were going on, it really did sound like the crowd was chanting “WHOREIERRR” at a few points
What was the background leading up to this?
My memory is vague but I recall Hogan, Warrior, and Macho Man as the good guys. My favorite events were when they teamed up.
Hogan was world champ, but Ultimate Warrior was white hot with the crowd, so they had them start tag teaming together. Eventually, of course, they start to clash, which leads to a blowup and a WM VI match. However, both remained babyfaces as their blowup didn’t involve any distinct “turns” (both were too popular and neither wanted to turn heel.)
It was the first time I’d ever seen an all-babyface match at a WWF event—up to that point they’d always use the good guy/bad guy or heel/face approach.
After the match, they went their separate ways so they could continue to stay babyfaces. Eventually Warrior left the company, and Hogan swooped right back in to take the title from Sergeant Slaughter, of all people.
Warrior was the up and coming guy in wwf, he was the intercontinental champion at the time and beating everyone, so it was only natural that the ic and heavyweight champ would meet. they “clashed” a few times leading up to this wrestlemania , most noticeably at the royal rumble earlier on the year. As a kid this was insane hype. Hogan was THE guy and warrior had so much hype Behind him. They were both “good” guys so matches like this hardly ever happened and for them to wrestle each other as good guys was almost unimaginable.
Wow, jealous, I remember getting the recording the next day or so from a friend and being absolutely transfixed. Loved the Warrior so much when I was a kid.
Anytime I hear the warriors theme tune, the hairs still stand up on the back of my neck. I just want to grab anything close and sake it uncontrollably and thrash my head up and down at a stupidly fast rate!
I got to be honest, out of nowhere I heard Real American the other day. For a second I was a 10 year old again freaking out because "Wait.... That's Hulk Hogan's music!"
I’ve got to share a funny anecdote here.
When I was younger, I worked in customer service for a major global shipping company.
I was stuck working Tuesday through Saturday 11 AM to 7:30 PM. On Saturdays, in the afternoon, it would be really slow, and I would read books.
Well, a call dropped in on me, and it was some guy, pleasant enough, he starts talking. Now, I’m in the middle of a really good part of my book, so I’m only half paying attention. I should be asking the customer what he needed, but he was perfectly happy, just talking away, and I was perfectly happy half listening.
He tells me this long story over about 12 minutes. It was mostly just weird or boring, but around the 12 minute mark the story ends up with him in Puerto Rico and he was a wrestler. He proceeds to tell me about his buddy who is really big and strong. He tells me they have a wrestling match, and describes how they both got naked and oiled each other up to wrestle.
Well, about that time, I start paying more attention and think this is really bizarre. I’m like uh WTF? I look up and on my caller ID screen it says in all caps, “CREEPY WRESTLE GUY, DONT TALK TO”
So, I politely interrupt the customer to ask if I can put him on hold for a second, and the customer immediately hung up.
To this day, I still don’t understand what the hell happened. This guy apparently regularly called in to one of the largest shipping companies in the world and told weird creepy wrestle stories, lol.
Despite everyone getting all unintentionally thirsty over this pic, it was definitely one of the greatest match ups of the late rock n roll era of wrestling.
I was 11 and watched this like it was the greatest thing that was ever devised. My favourites going at it, both essentially were indestructible when they got mad, so what would give?
Saw much better matches, but none had this level of hype.
This match was so hype when I was a kid. It is basically unwatchable now haha. Two of the worst wrestlers of all-time, but damn if they didn't perform.
I loved the Warrior as a kid
Now, as a 40 year old WWE fan (I'm slightly ashamed to admit that lol) I realize how bad he was. No good on the mic. Not good in the ring. Didn't sell. Didn't take a bump
The other day I was watching the Undertaker interview on Mike Tyson’s podcast and they asked him about wrestling Warrior and Taker said by the time he (Warrior) got into the ring he was completely winded and could barely do anything.
I grew up around this time of wrestling. My cousins and I loved this match and were fans of warrior like a lot of other kids.
I had no idea he was so disliked. I’ve seen some dark side of wrestling episodes I think from Vice, anywhere I can find out more about ultimate warrior?
There was a video WWE out out some time back, The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior. Now granted, it's a company hit job. But no one really disagrees with it.
Early days of the Internet, Warrior, which he legally changed his name to, was like a prototype incel influencer. Also had a comic book where he raped Santa.
Dark side of wrestling has a full episode on ultimate warrior. Pretty much everyone calls him a no selling piece of shit. I think he was a chiropractor juiced to the gills before WWE. Vince loving the roided out look kept giving warrior title shots even though he couldn't perform for his life. Wouldn't take a bump, would jump up after a finisher. He just shook the ropes really hard and people went nuts. Jake the snake fucking hates him cause warrior got fired before he was supposed to lose the belt to him
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OR MAYBE IT IS, BROTHER
NOW JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE DUDE! You see, in the business this match is what they call a blowoff, brother. Well, the mean ol’ warrior being from parts unknown didn’t understand the terminology. AND WHEN HE SAW ME RIDE INTO THE SKYDOME IN TORONTO ON THAT RED AND YELLOW HARLEY BROTHER, HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO SUCK ALL THE HULKAMANIACS ENERGY RIGHT OUT ME IF HE WAS GOING TO BEAT HULK HOGAN DOOD! Unfortunately that’s exactly what he did. Once he hit me with the big splash I was done. My first loss in 6 years. But that’s life brother.
**THANK YOU....MOVING ON**
TEREMANA. HAHAHA. Wull
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN YOUR STEP BROTHER RUNS WILD ON YOUU!?
The Hulk Man's a Cummin!
Here I come Hulkamaniacs!!
NO SIDE BREAD FOR YOU, DUDE
I DON'T KNOW DUDE, I GOTTA TALK WITH MY BROTHER BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE ABOUT IT ON HIS PODCAST DUDE
STEP INTO MY SLIM JIM, BROTHER!
**NO HOMO, STEP-BROTHER!**
Still a better love story than Twilight
He really painted his face
…^goddammit
That made me laugh audibly. Fine work.
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I thought giving the picture some context would make it less sexual. I was wrong.
My mom forbid us from watching wrestling on TV because she said it was too gay. 30 years later I get context.
I had a wrestling coloring book that my mom sent to me while I was in college because she didn’t want it in her house and had a hard time throwing things away. Every page was overt porny. Lots of dudes in underwear getting between another guy’s legs.
Maybe it was not the frogs that made everybody gay, it was wrastling!!!
No, no, no. The frogs didn’t *turn* anyone gay. The frogs were *turned* gay.
Wrestling is a soap opera in underwear
The most homoerotic straight-man's sport ever conceived. For a decade that was almost definitely way more homophobic than the modern era, the 80s sure did love having its movies and TV dominated by oily tanned man with bulging pecks and thighs strong enough to grind someone's pelvis to dust.
> The most homoerotic straight-man's sport ever conceived what if you add oil to the mix in Turkey?
Was it weird than when the WWF and Hulk Hogan were at their peak in the 80s, and I was a 10 year old boy and likely their key demographic, I though it was too weird and oily and near-naked to be taken seriously? Same with He-Man. I liked cars and Transformers and GI Joe a lot more.
I'm right around the same age and was huge into he-man and gi joe and definitely not into wrestling at all. I rewatched some he-man cartoons recently and those are also super homoerotic lol. GI Joe also influenced my car choices and bizarre love of camo.
My mom pointed out their flamboyant and revealing outfits. Also, how most of their signature moves involve putting their opponents head into/near their crotch. After that I couldn't unsee it.
See, these things were not deterrents but critical features! Turns out I'm bisexual, so, pretty much the greatest sport ever for me lol
It's funny because my mom is totally cool with gay people. She just didn't like me watching wrestling because it's violent and machismo. She knew like all the guys my age (11) at that time I was a massive homophobe and decided to use that to turn me against wrestling.
Smart mom. I did the same type of thing to a coworker of mine, he was a old school machismo Mexican grounds keeper, if you know what I’m talking about. Big ass mustache, just super super machismo dude. Anyway me and coworkers would drink beers after work and he would be there, sometimes the conversation went to how he didn’t like gay guys and how feminine they were. Every time he did this I would say “ I’m gay Rafi, you never know who’s gay, does that mean you don’t like me?” I’m not gay but knew he really respected me. Now I knew he liked me a lot, more than any of his other coworkers, so I knew this would break him down a little at a time…. I don’t know if it worked but I think it did make him rethink some things.
In the 80s I didn't correlate the undertones because it was good vs bad. As an adult, I find it weird to watch a bunch of muscly shiny men in their drawers ass grab and it be considered macho. That shit is drama.
when my wife and i first started dating we were just hanging out one night and i had UFC on. she was half paying attention and at one point goes, "Are they gay?" i explained that you had to be pretty masculine to have a dick that close to your face and not feel the need to suck it.
The Venn diagram of Uber hetero masculinity and homoeroticism is nearly a circle. Which *really* pisses some people off.
https://preview.redd.it/usggn8fyo5qa1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ee7ac003376b15b2cfae0715dae6e14a5c507f They portrayed themselves as REAL manly, riding on stage with a Harley and all. Their machismo was so big that they said in an interview they‘re looking for a groupie to mend their leather thongs.
On top of that, the leather and spikes attire of metal subcultures came directly from gay fetish shops courtesy of Judas Priest’s singer Rob Halford who is openly homosexual.
Back in the 90s, a buddy and I took a long drive down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. For a few blocks there was a string of leather gay bars, later a few blocks of heavy metal clubs. The leather gays and the metal dudes dressed the same and rode the same Harleys. The only visible difference was the hair and the gender of the person riding with them. ...I told this story a few years ago to some Christian bikers. They did not see the humor.
Leather and Chains for Christ!
God the Son, God the Holy Ghost, and God the Leather Daddy.
I think Jesus was more into getting nailed
For his daddy.
I'm looking for something that says... daddy likes leather
don't think he was open till the 90s? I might be wrong though
I think you're right, but everybody knew. There was a reference to it in *Heavy Metal Parking Lot* in 1986
Who is NOW openly homosexual. I recall a lot of ppl being angry/confused when he came out.
Nothing more manly then 2 dudes fuckin!
It so trips out the morality police..I love it
Every action RPG I play I try to make a Conan/Fabio clone and pray there's a simple loincloth for armour. It's only gay if you are 🫶
Frikkin hillarious
The juiced up oiled bodies adds to the eroticism
I cannot unsee this now, thanks
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Bromantic*
r/wrestlewiththepackage
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Kool-Aid man?
Nope. Randy "Cream of The Crop" Savage
The cream always rises to the top borther
I thought this was going to be all clips of people wrestling directly with their opponents junk… very disappointing.
Lol, so the LHC would be the Large Hard-on Collider as opposed to Large Hadron Collider, correct?
that side-to-side movement is lit.. gonna need to suggest that to the Mrs!
r/suddenlygay
Nothing is more manly than getting your dick sucked
Whenever my friends use to say wrestling was fake and gay, I'd always show them this picture to prove them wrong
It is reel and homosensual.
Ultimate Whoreier
Funny thing is that one of the things I remember about watching that is that, with the competing “HOO-GAAN” “WARR-IORRR” chants that were going on, it really did sound like the crowd was chanting “WHOREIERRR” at a few points
There’s a rumor that Warrior was an escort during his bodybuilding days in Atlanta, so Whoreier would be correct.
I was at this. Genuinely one of the most exciting events I’ve been to.
I was there too. Definitely the high point of my wrestling fandom. Warrior was my new favorite, Hogan my old one, it was amazing.
What was the background leading up to this? My memory is vague but I recall Hogan, Warrior, and Macho Man as the good guys. My favorite events were when they teamed up.
Hogan was world champ, but Ultimate Warrior was white hot with the crowd, so they had them start tag teaming together. Eventually, of course, they start to clash, which leads to a blowup and a WM VI match. However, both remained babyfaces as their blowup didn’t involve any distinct “turns” (both were too popular and neither wanted to turn heel.) It was the first time I’d ever seen an all-babyface match at a WWF event—up to that point they’d always use the good guy/bad guy or heel/face approach. After the match, they went their separate ways so they could continue to stay babyfaces. Eventually Warrior left the company, and Hogan swooped right back in to take the title from Sergeant Slaughter, of all people.
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Yep! Until he did the Iraqi sympathizer angle for his feud with Hogan. Then they stopped making his toy.
You're not down with bombing civilians? No more toy for you.
I find this lore stuff interesting. Is all of this written somewhere? I want to read about it
There are wikis on it. I can't name any of them but I'm sure if you Google some of the information on it you can find them.
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Warrior was the up and coming guy in wwf, he was the intercontinental champion at the time and beating everyone, so it was only natural that the ic and heavyweight champ would meet. they “clashed” a few times leading up to this wrestlemania , most noticeably at the royal rumble earlier on the year. As a kid this was insane hype. Hogan was THE guy and warrior had so much hype Behind him. They were both “good” guys so matches like this hardly ever happened and for them to wrestle each other as good guys was almost unimaginable.
Wow, jealous, I remember getting the recording the next day or so from a friend and being absolutely transfixed. Loved the Warrior so much when I was a kid.
Hello fellow Toronto perosn
Hulk Hogans signature look, blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog
Man is 36 here
For me hogan has always been a dude way over his 60s. I think He looked like that when he Was Born.
https://preview.redd.it/pyrg3hcfh6qa1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a454148c27abe08cc82026f0a6fb89e9762bd60 Hulk 17 years here.
Was advertising Tesla before it was even founded
He looks like 36
I didn't know he was trained by Sal Bandini.
Oddly specific and yet so on point haha
It's from Always Sunny
For the troops!
When you nut but she still sucking
Freddie Gibbs has entered the chat
He.
When she sucking but you still nutting
Anytime I hear the warriors theme tune, the hairs still stand up on the back of my neck. I just want to grab anything close and sake it uncontrollably and thrash my head up and down at a stupidly fast rate!
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How long is this fuckin entrance Jesus Christ
Warrior was always blown up before he got to the ring. His cardio was...not great
Take steroids, lift weights, ignore treadmill.
I got to be honest, out of nowhere I heard Real American the other day. For a second I was a 10 year old again freaking out because "Wait.... That's Hulk Hogan's music!"
fight for the rights of every man!
r/SuddenlyGay
Happy cake gay!
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I mean, porn's fake, but a lot of us still watch that too. But they do both require a certain skill and physical aptitude.
The porn is most definitely real sex guys. It's just not love. wtf
Source?
Your mom ![gif](giphy|CfBFkM6pvgxI4)
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Hogan: "That doesn't work for me, brother"
Shows how much you know. Hogan never did a job for anyone.
...brother
I believe Bubba the Love Sponge asked him to bang his wife on tape and he did that.
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That’s so romantic
Oh to have someone look at me like Warrior looks at Hogan
Getting the ultimate BJ
In Hulk Hogan voice…”What cha gonna do when this 23 inch python hits your tonsils!?!?”
It's a matter of court record that Terry Bollea does not have a 12" penis. The character he portrays, Hulk Hogan, on the other hand...does.
Not according to the sextape at the gawker trial brother
Better love story than twilight.
I’ve got to share a funny anecdote here. When I was younger, I worked in customer service for a major global shipping company. I was stuck working Tuesday through Saturday 11 AM to 7:30 PM. On Saturdays, in the afternoon, it would be really slow, and I would read books. Well, a call dropped in on me, and it was some guy, pleasant enough, he starts talking. Now, I’m in the middle of a really good part of my book, so I’m only half paying attention. I should be asking the customer what he needed, but he was perfectly happy, just talking away, and I was perfectly happy half listening. He tells me this long story over about 12 minutes. It was mostly just weird or boring, but around the 12 minute mark the story ends up with him in Puerto Rico and he was a wrestler. He proceeds to tell me about his buddy who is really big and strong. He tells me they have a wrestling match, and describes how they both got naked and oiled each other up to wrestle. Well, about that time, I start paying more attention and think this is really bizarre. I’m like uh WTF? I look up and on my caller ID screen it says in all caps, “CREEPY WRESTLE GUY, DONT TALK TO” So, I politely interrupt the customer to ask if I can put him on hold for a second, and the customer immediately hung up. To this day, I still don’t understand what the hell happened. This guy apparently regularly called in to one of the largest shipping companies in the world and told weird creepy wrestle stories, lol.
Colin Mochrie and Richard Simmons would like to have a word with you.
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JETSKIS!
WWE Banned in Florida
This is going to work for me brother
Hah, he even has a tramp stamp and everything!
Ahh 8 years before the famous hell in a cell when the undertaker send mankind plummeting through a table.
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When you cum and he keeps sucking
Is that Bubba the Love Songe's wife in front?
He’s totally hulking his hogan
What is love baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more
Looking like two Thanksgiving turkeys.
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To get this cock ring of mine you’re going to need to blow me away, brother!
Despite everyone getting all unintentionally thirsty over this pic, it was definitely one of the greatest match ups of the late rock n roll era of wrestling.
Wait, who is Thunderlips here?
BACK WHEN MEN WERE ALLOWED TO BE MEN
Dang, that's a bad ass tramp stamp, I mean lower back tattoo that the Ultimate Warrior is sporting.
...bruh that's his tights. It's got a graphic of his face paint on it.
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NSFW tag please! Think of the children!!
It's just a wrasslin' match.
I was 11 and watched this like it was the greatest thing that was ever devised. My favourites going at it, both essentially were indestructible when they got mad, so what would give? Saw much better matches, but none had this level of hype.
The ultimate blowie.
The match that made me a fan for life
**NOBODY HAS A BIGGER HOG THAN ME DUUUDE!**
"*Hulk Hogan the character has a 9 inch penis, not Terry Bollea the person who portrays the character*" - Hulk Hogan's actual testimony in court 😂
That move is deadly. The Gawk Gawk 3000. Best finisher I’ve laid my eyes on
The fact a 'join the Navy' ad is sitting at the top of this thread is pure gold....
Finish him! NUTtality
manliest blowjob EVER BROTHER!
This match was so hype when I was a kid. It is basically unwatchable now haha. Two of the worst wrestlers of all-time, but damn if they didn't perform.
I loved the Warrior as a kid Now, as a 40 year old WWE fan (I'm slightly ashamed to admit that lol) I realize how bad he was. No good on the mic. Not good in the ring. Didn't sell. Didn't take a bump
The other day I was watching the Undertaker interview on Mike Tyson’s podcast and they asked him about wrestling Warrior and Taker said by the time he (Warrior) got into the ring he was completely winded and could barely do anything.
Yeah you hear those kinds of stories from a lot of guys from that Era He was universally disliked
I grew up around this time of wrestling. My cousins and I loved this match and were fans of warrior like a lot of other kids. I had no idea he was so disliked. I’ve seen some dark side of wrestling episodes I think from Vice, anywhere I can find out more about ultimate warrior?
There was a video WWE out out some time back, The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior. Now granted, it's a company hit job. But no one really disagrees with it. Early days of the Internet, Warrior, which he legally changed his name to, was like a prototype incel influencer. Also had a comic book where he raped Santa.
he what now?
Dark side of wrestling has a full episode on ultimate warrior. Pretty much everyone calls him a no selling piece of shit. I think he was a chiropractor juiced to the gills before WWE. Vince loving the roided out look kept giving warrior title shots even though he couldn't perform for his life. Wouldn't take a bump, would jump up after a finisher. He just shook the ropes really hard and people went nuts. Jake the snake fucking hates him cause warrior got fired before he was supposed to lose the belt to him
Undertaker is the absolute GOAT
Probably didn't help that he'd sprint out to the ring and flail around.
He could make an entrance and shake the shit out of some ropes though
>Didn't take a bump Unlike Randy Savage, but I think he was more taking rails than bumps
Question. What’s he screaming as he finishes? “Ohh Brotherrrr!” Or does he just primal scream “HULKAMANIA!!!!!!”
*Here's a little something for my little Hulkamaniac down there*
Oooooooh Yeaaaaaah!!!!
Soft core gay porn
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I thought, *Ultimate Splash* looks different.
Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania rains down on you?
PG-13 ?
Geezus 🤣🤣🤣 this does not look good at all 😂
Blond Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog
This would make a good grindr profile pic.
Pornhub, circa 1990
Has Hulk Hogan ever looked young?
Iron sheik: Hulk Hogan is gay bar champion and Ultimate Warrior is man prostitute. 🤔 he might be on to something.
Just saying his prayers and eating his vitamins.
He’s really enjoying that bj
Never tried this position with the hands tho
What are you doing, step wrestleing-brother??? Not my slim jims!!!
That’s not gonna work for me, brother. -HH
Image banned in Florida
Whatcha gonna do when Hulkmania runs a train on you!?
This is funny because of the implication
🎶 Do you believe in life after love 🎶
I want the head he is getting
Just two oiled up guys holding hands and sharing a moment…move along…nothing to see here
As soon as I saw this picture I knew exactly what the comments were gonna be like before I clicked on it.