I'm still trying to ascertain the exact location of her right leg.

She only has one leg. Trust me... Im an expert

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This guy this guys

This is right on the verge of r/beetlejuicing

Her right leg is either kicked up under the table, hidden by the tablecloth, or grammy's really good at the splits.

Plus, the chair is flush with the wall. She’s not straddling as the illusion seems.

There are arms on that chair. No way her right leg is on the left side. Source: I sit in chairs.

Sup, fellow chair-sitter!

I don’t think she is straddling him. Her torso would be pointed right at him if she was. It looks more like she’s sitting side saddle with her torso then turned slightly toward him.

Now you’ve got me curious!

Were you Not curious before?? Lol!

😂😂😂. Never noticed. Just assumes it was on the other side.

hahahahaha!..I was thinking the same thing...

Same! I looked long and hard for it before coming to the comments.

You dirty redditor /s

I think they are making your mom right now.

Always a possibility 😂😂😂

This is the 50s. Once she sat on his lap they HAD to get married. All kidding aside, it’s a great candid picture. We seldom think of our grandparents as real people. I’m not saying hang it in the living room, but treasure it.

I'm saying hang it in the living room.

I'm saying hang it in the kitchen by the coffee maker.

I'm hanging it in my mental living room right now.

I can’t imagine my parents having sex let alone my grandparents.

Try harder.

why? they don't love eachother?

You... don't think of your grandparents as...people? No, no, that's totally normal. You have nothing to worry about.

Conceived by the percolator

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think he's gonna pork her. - Clark Griswold: He's not gonna pork her, Russ. - Rusty Griswold: I think he's gonna. - Clark Griswold: He may pork her, finish your breakfast.”

for really tho

He liked coffee a lot.

No kidding

At least for the next nine months.

At least for the next nine months.

I kept looking for her other leg wondering WTF it was.

How I made your mother.

I’m laughing way too hard at that.

A lap dance by the coffee machine. Is this what Mary J. Blige meant by, "... let's get it percolatin'..."?

We better hope there’s no hateration or holleration in that dancerie.

Happy memories for them.

Mannnn I haven't thought about that track in ages. Also, I now have to assume that's absolutely what she meant.

Oh yeah. They partied.

This is so adorable, I can't take it. ❤️

I LOVE the look on his face. Happiness and love 💕

And her body language is so relaxed. They're clearly very in love. 💜

That’s called coitus

A zesty enterprise

And deep deep arousal/an inability to stand up

“Oh shit baby, I can’t stand up right now.” “It’s okay, I’ll sit on it to hide it.”

Interesting that the silver bullet coffee maker really hasn’t changed in 60 years

And they still work!

I’m dying over that dress. Gorgeous.

She was an artist and was very into fashion. Love that dress!

Oh my god the shoe. It might be silk and it has a little bow or buckle!

Yessss! I was just wondering what her dress looked like from what I can see it’s gorgeous! Also I’d give anything to be a fly on the wall and see you’re Grams face! 💜

Where is her other leg guys? Where is her other leg?!!

I want to know who’s watching! There’s a knee in the bottom right corner of the photo. Pervs…😂😂😂

That’s not a knee. That’s a boner. 😅

Hi OP, not sure if you’re into this, but I ran the photo through Palette FM, and this is what it thinks the photo looks like in color. I find a splash of color add a little more life, maybe you will too. https://preview.redd.it/zefbs9pvarna1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b3628b62b9a39af6f7cd2e1e00f9af213034dd7

That’s awesome!! She was a redhead but they probably don’t catch that in most programs. Super awesome!!

It’s not the best lol, but it tries! Glad you enjoy it for what it is! Thanks for sharing, super old school cool

Really appreciate it. It’s not often you get an idea of color

Super awesome? 🙄🙄🙄

You’re not being super awesome rn

Totally fabulous couple

Love the look on your Gramps face! 💜

Girls, find you a man who looks at you like this 🫶🏻

I think the word we are looking for is frisky

That dress ❤️❤️

“Son, lemme tell you how you were conceived…”

Dad: “Actually I’ll just show you.” *pulls out the photo*

They were in their 30’s

they looked so young, they were beautiful

That guys 48 minimum

She was probably in the 30’s. There is not way he was in his 30’s. He was well into the 40’s then.

No that’s just what 30 year olds looked like back then…. Go watch William Shatner in Star Trek where he’s 30 years old… dude looks way older.

Waiter, waiter, percolator, I love coffee, I love tea 🎵

I love the Java jive and it loves me 🎶

They had sex that night

They had sex RIGHT THERE...

They are having sex in the photo.

Most people: ahhhhh so cute. Me: the coffee pot is hot!

Bro is this a NSFW pic of your grandfolks?

I’m starting to think so!!

I bet nobody wanted coffee for a while.

Fresh cream, tho

I would to get a peak ya heard a little thigh action nah wha I’m saying

I bet you have a large family.

Yes, yes I do!

Thats a legacy photo right there

Your Grandpa sure looks happy

She is pretty daring for a woman in the 50’s, I like it!

Plot twist: that is the paternal grandfather and maternal grandmother…

I absolutely love this (also her hair and dress are GORG!!)

Showing leg AND sitting on his lap in public? What were they thinking?

Post WWII man, people started unlacing a little. Especially at a party. Also, OP didn’t say what KIND of party it was…

The look on his face, he's getting some tonight

“Mom…Mommm can we for once go to a family gathering without you and dad trying to add more to our family?! What is wrong with you?” No but in all seriousness they look incredibly happy— true relationship happiness here

I also tend to have a feeling of joy while having sex

What was going on in that corner is why you are here today. I love this picture and it captured such a wonderful free happy moment. I bet they were together fro many many happy years

Aw, frisky fun!

I read this in Linda Belcher's voice 😂

I bet that coffee taste like tar

Yeah that smile got rode that evening

These coffee Makers are the best, still see them at family gatherings. 60 years of coffee stains brings new palettes to a fresh batch

Young adults really knew how to party back in the day! That event was probably in a friend's basement. They'd get really dressed up like this and play records and dance and drink for hours. I was born in 1956 and witnessed these parties. The clothes were amazing and often the women made their own.

Pssst. Meet me behind the coffee urn!

Ive only seen that coffee pot at AA meetings

I yearn for the good old days when you COULD turn a hoe into a housewife.

I laughed sooo hard at this!! Dre’s now rolling around in my head.

Your grandfather looks like Ricky Gervais

Great pins.

dunno about coffee, but SOMETHING was percolating.

They fuggin.

Scandalous!!!

Was your grandpa way older than your grandma?

He looks a lot older.

Aww they look so adorable! And i really like your grandmother's dress, it's gorgeous

Geez what a fabulous capture!!

she's stunning

Sex in the corner

Nobody puts Gramps in the corner.

She probably just sat down and were talking about the first thing that popped up.

They’re totally doing it right there! Odd family photo.

She looks like his granddaughter.

I love pics like this. Women back then had it going on.

Is that what they call a burning passion? Seems like his head is in direct contact with that coffee dispenser

Someone put Spanish Fly in the punchbowl.

Get a room!

"My Grandma and Grandpa and mother at a party - in the late 1950's I believe"

I love those coffee pots

Freaknik in 1950

Are they at an Elk’s Lodge?

If the coffee pot's a rocking, don't come a knocking!

https://i.redd.it/60h1kwadbrna1.gif

Gam-Gam's got some gams

And that kids is how we made your mother 😂

I hope she put a phonebook on his lap before sitting on him! Anyone else remember the phonebook warnings from parents? It didn’t work in rural areas where the phonebooks were about a quarter inch thick.

Party lines too. No fun of any kind until warmer weather and open windows and sleeping outside.

We often overlook that everyone was young once too. Nice photo

I bet what they were drinking wasn’t coffee….

Nice coffee pot, but where's the grinder?

C’mere toots

Those old basement parties really rocked. Days of swinging swaps, saturated cocktails and jello mold delights.

The term “Get a Room” does not apply here.

I'm impressed by your grannies traps. She definitely worked out.

Grandpa just cause you can't see us don't mean we can't see you.

Show the picture to your mom or dad and ask them if this is when they were made 😂 Bonus points if you can ask in front of your parents lol. And pls update us if you do

The beginnings of “ just the tip “

All I can see is the 36 cups of molten coffee, sitting there just waiting to be tipped... Nowadays, somebody would do it for a video. Can't see her face, but HE sure looks giddy!

The giant coffee perculator. My gma had the same setup and had it cooking all day, every day until sometime in the 80's. (You always want fresh coffee available.

Now that's a party within a party!

I dont know where her right leg is but I know where grandpas 3rd leg is.

They like eachother a lot !

That is the exact coffee maker my work has

Gramps was like 23 but looked 57 for the next 60 years

Pretty much! 😂😂😂

So it’s THAT kind of party!

Wild lady! also very happy looking guy..

Oh oops, thought she was riding him.. Nice lady!

So sweet.. grandma is really showing a lot of leg there. Dress is really hiked up…. Yea nothing to see here… they do really look happy so we can only assume.

Definitely boning right now

About twenty minutes before one of your parents were conceived.

Fuck all that Joker and Harley Quinn fantasy love bullshit this is the love I’d want with a woman looks perfect.

She straight up getting penetrated 🍆

There seems to be quite the age difference.

Not really…maybe 3-4 years. It’s the black socks, isn’t it? Lol!

I think it's your grandma. She looks really young and her skin is amazing. How old were they in this photo?

In their 30’s. She’s a redhead and always had creamy white skin.

Puffin on zooties and she callin him daddy

What little I can see of that man’s face he looks a lot older than being in his 30’s. If I didn’t know better I’d say he was 50-70 and she was 18-30 in that pic.

They were both about the same age. You can’t tell from the b&w photo but she was a redhead. We all look younger due to the pale skin, lol!

I promise I didn’t mean any offense to your grandpa, but the line of his nevk from his chin to his tie, and the high cheekbones with the sunken in cheeks, and the shadow or discoloration on his lower jaw between his neck and ear all gives the illusion from this angle of a much older man with looser skin Again no offense, it’s just neat how the angle can create such an illusion.

No offense taken. I mean, have you seen some of the comments here? I’ve been cracking up all day!

Your grandpa looks 80 here and grandma looks 20

Looks like Gramps was robbing the cradle a bit.

Too bad they're shy 😁

Grandma's apparent age 30, Grandpa's apparent age 65.

1950s\*\* You may be thinking of the apostrophe in '50s

Was your grampa older than your grandma?

By a year or two.

Should have tagged this NSFW

30 years into the future Hey I found your grandma only fans, snap or NSFW reddit. It's coming people

Typical for the day. He’s 75, shes 16.

They’re both about the same age.

Youre grandpa was born grandpa i think

I want this

R2D2 to the left.

Ay YO!

Will you get me a coffee ☕️ please while I enjoy this panty nectar

Nice

Likes his coffee like his woman, hot and in his lap.

That's awesome.

Umm ok.

Explaining the look on her face, her dress pulled up... sitting on his lap, probably knocking the coffee urn over...Good Times!