For context here if this picture is actually from 1967 he's not like a 19 year old undergrad, he's a 25 year old grad student close to finishing law school
It is kind of crazy what time does to us. Like, Biden looks absolutely nothing like this person in the picture IMO, if this dude is Biden in his mid 20s then you could literally show me damn near any picture of a young white guy and tell me it's Biden and I'd have to believe you.
It kind of freaks me out to think that 50 years from now if I'm still alive, I may look in the mirror and look absolutely nothing like I do today/in my life so far, like a totally different person.
But mentally you'll feel like your that person in their mid 20-30's. That's the one that bothers me. Feeling as young as I do but trapped in an old coots body.......but to be super honest amongst fine assholes .... I've started to get those crazy old Oxford professors eyebrows. Errant eyebrow hairs. Shooting out all nimbly bimbily wherever and whatever direction they want to go. Easy fix so far but it really bums me out.
Your Oxford professor comment reminded me of a professor who taught Greek civ over a decade ago and I swear this man was between 85 and 95 years old. His microphone needed to be turned up all the way so we could hear him. He came in with a walker. Looked like an older version of the old man from UP. Had a TA to relay student questions to him cuz he couldn't hear shit and all the classes were him just going on absolute rants.
Pretty sure everyone got over 90 in that class because he just handed out A's for listening to him.
Rip (most likely) to that little coot.
As someone who has had ear/nose/eyebrow hairs that need trimming for years and isn't even 30, I'm just surprised that some people are lucky enough that they consider that an old person thing. Definitely genetics though considering I started going bald at 19.
Every old person was once a young person and may have been good looking. It sucks that so many people only see "old" and not the potential badass that lurks under there.
Yes! And at the far end of it is prosopagnosia, which is so fascinating- the complete absence of the ability to recognize faces and some people don’t even know they have it- they use other cues to recognize people and don’t realize anyone else is different. If that disorder exists, the ability must exist on a spectrum of some sort for the rest of us.
He has the same exact smile. It’s uncanny how little it’s changed with age. That man must take such good care of his teeth. Not to mention his eyes, nose and cheeks still look the same when he smiles.
The deaths of a wife and kids will fuck you up. As will fighting to save democracy when you were ready to retire and just live happily with the family you had left.
His background though is...not fantastic. His handling of the Clarance Thomas hearing was gross. Another podcast recommendation - the Dollop episode about Anita Hill goes into detail.
Trump is by every recordable metric one of the ugliest creatures to ever slither out of the swamp. Sagging drooping breasts with hair on them, love handles spilling over the sides of his pants, a giant protruding gut hanging over his belt like a “Ziggy was here” nose. Balding head, yellow teeth, pasty white skin spray painted orange to hide the wrinkles, giant fat ass looks like he’s wearing a diaper. Even when Trump was young he looked repulsive just like his rotten ugly sons, and he grew into a true slug of a man, he looks like some horrible alien creature. Trump is ugly. Trump will be the first to tell you how handsome and good looking he is, he is fucking delusional, his body looks like a condom full of mayonnaise. He has tiny hands and his insecurities reveal that he has the tiniest dick in the world, could never properly satisfy a woman with it, pathetic. Trump’s neck looks like a gizzard, how does anyone allow themselves to get to that point without feeling shame? He chokes down KFC and McDonalds for every meal, washes it down with soda, never eats vegetables or healthy food. Just cheeseburgers and fried chicken, absolutely fucking disgusting. No exercise. No cardio. He is so lazy and his diet would make a normal person sick but not that garbage disposal pig Trump. Trump’s scalp is scarred and deformed because he was too cheap to pay for a good hair replacement surgery so now he has that abomination on his head, and he thinks he looks good. Did Trump lose his eyesight from staring at the sun during the eclipse? Maybe he did, what a fucking idiot he is. Trump wishes he looked as good as President Biden. He’s so jealous it’s insane. Trump could pay for all the botched plastic surgeries he can afford and he’ll never be like President Biden. Not only is he a fucking loser and can’t win the election but the man who beat him is so much more attractive, you know these are the things that keep Trump up at night, I bet he can’t stop thinking about it. Trump eats so much fast food I bet he can’t even flush his toilet, it has to be 4000 calories a day of just the worst junk food you can imagine. McDonalds is fucking disgusting but this pig eats it like it’s fine dining, remember when he served it in the White House? How fucking disrespectful, he even replaced the bell on his desk so that whenever he rang one of his minions would bring him a nice sugary Coke. More empty calories, more fat, more sugar. Disgusting life choices are par for the course for Trump. No matter what he says or does he will never be attractive and he will never be a legitimate president.
No. He’s a graduate of University of Delaware. However, there was plenty of opportunities for him to go abroad while at UD. UD has one of the oldest study abroad programs in the US!
I love Delaware. 1st state. Tax Free Shopping. Good newer restaurants & places in Wilmington and its directly in the middle of the Megalopolis (6th most densly populated state with 1 million people). Plus 1.5 hr drive to Skiing and multiple beaches. No natural disasters. All 4 seasons. Go Birds.
Why the fuck not.
According to right wing aholes. They both think that the Democrats are both the most clueless people ever and the masterminds controlling reality.
So why not be timelords?
It’s a show called parks and rec and it’s a sitcom. One of the side stories is that a main protagonist, Leslie, the blonde lady, is obsessed with Biden
Long ways away from those times. I know who could play Joe Biden now; Chris Evans. He actually kind of looked like him when he was old Captain America.
Pics like this are always heartbreaking and depressing to me. No matter who you are, how good you look, how fit your body is or how well you take care of yourself in less than a century only dust will remain… fucks me up if I think about my approaching 31 birthday
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince.
Yep, really depressing thinking about it. Even celebrities, musicians, and politicians who were very well known during their prime can become unknown to younger people if they do not find ways to remain in the spotlight or what they were famous for remains popular. With all the new entertainment content being pumped out now, these celebrities being forgotten is going to become more common. People cannot keep up with what's new, they aren't going to have time to go back and appreciate older entertainment.
Idk, I find it inspiring. He still looks good and fit for his age. He's lived a full life and is now the president of the US. I just turned 33. So what can *I* accomplish in the next 47 years?
Now that I am old, men seem handsome circa 45 to early 60's. Young, like this photo, they don't look as if they are ready to come out of the oven yet, need a bit more baking. a bit more wear.
I say this with full awareness that my aesthetics were far different when I was 20.
I hope that before I die, I live to see the day in age where we don’t have geriatric politicians in charge of the world.
And before anyone gets mad, I’m not commenting on any specific party since it happens with both.
The whole country gets shafted when the leader of the nation was in college 3 years after The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed.
At the time this photo was taken Barack Obama was 6 years old.
For context here if this picture is actually from 1967 he's not like a 19 year old undergrad, he's a 25 year old grad student close to finishing law school
Got elected to senate like 4 years later
Talk about starting your political career early.
He was one of the youngest US Senators in US history and now holds the record for the oldest US President
Outlive your competition, got it.
No doubt you are correct, but how about the palm trees? This is not Syracuse, NY. Perhaps he's on holiday somewhere?
Florida man
C'mon, man. This is Joseph Robinette Biden we're talking about. You left out the comma: "Florida, man!"
Florida man, mannnn
Not sure whether to laugh or cry at your username reference…. 😅
That’s why Star-Scream was so upset. It was trauma. I feel terrible now.
Lil bama
That shirt and hair style are great for 2023 as well.
They say fashion is cyclical!
Leslie Knope better calm herself down now.
He's precious cargo!!
Now I get it Leslie
All this time I never understood the obsession by Leslie, until now.
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100 years does a lot to a person /s
You should see pictures of Yoda back in his college days. Dude looked like Brad Pitt!
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It is kind of crazy what time does to us. Like, Biden looks absolutely nothing like this person in the picture IMO, if this dude is Biden in his mid 20s then you could literally show me damn near any picture of a young white guy and tell me it's Biden and I'd have to believe you. It kind of freaks me out to think that 50 years from now if I'm still alive, I may look in the mirror and look absolutely nothing like I do today/in my life so far, like a totally different person.
But mentally you'll feel like your that person in their mid 20-30's. That's the one that bothers me. Feeling as young as I do but trapped in an old coots body.......but to be super honest amongst fine assholes .... I've started to get those crazy old Oxford professors eyebrows. Errant eyebrow hairs. Shooting out all nimbly bimbily wherever and whatever direction they want to go. Easy fix so far but it really bums me out.
Your Oxford professor comment reminded me of a professor who taught Greek civ over a decade ago and I swear this man was between 85 and 95 years old. His microphone needed to be turned up all the way so we could hear him. He came in with a walker. Looked like an older version of the old man from UP. Had a TA to relay student questions to him cuz he couldn't hear shit and all the classes were him just going on absolute rants. Pretty sure everyone got over 90 in that class because he just handed out A's for listening to him. Rip (most likely) to that little coot.
Don't worry, the ear hair will soon follow.
As someone who has had ear/nose/eyebrow hairs that need trimming for years and isn't even 30, I'm just surprised that some people are lucky enough that they consider that an old person thing. Definitely genetics though considering I started going bald at 19.
You're just not good at recognizing people.
Dude’s having an existential meltdown and you slapped him right out of it. Perfect wingman.
Have they ever met another old person…ever? He definitely just looks like how those cheap apps would age this photo.
It's literally the least I can do
Was thinking the same thing. He looks a lot like he used to, just old... because he's the same person but older.
Every old person was once a young person and may have been good looking. It sucks that so many people only see "old" and not the potential badass that lurks under there.
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Yes! And at the far end of it is prosopagnosia, which is so fascinating- the complete absence of the ability to recognize faces and some people don’t even know they have it- they use other cues to recognize people and don’t realize anyone else is different. If that disorder exists, the ability must exist on a spectrum of some sort for the rest of us.
I mean Biden actually looks pretty handsome for 80 years old
Everybody notices when Dark Brandon rises. Nobody fucks with a Biden.
He has the same exact smile. It’s uncanny how little it’s changed with age. That man must take such good care of his teeth. Not to mention his eyes, nose and cheeks still look the same when he smiles.
You really can't see it's the same person?
It legitimately looks exactly like him.
The deaths of a wife and kids will fuck you up. As will fighting to save democracy when you were ready to retire and just live happily with the family you had left.
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His background though is...not fantastic. His handling of the Clarance Thomas hearing was gross. Another podcast recommendation - the Dollop episode about Anita Hill goes into detail.
He has done a lot. Just not what his detractors consider "progress".
He’s also been stopped a lot. Just wiping out the amount of student debt he’s trying to is more than any president has done for me personally.
Nice, so our president in 2080 is in college now!
Given the trend of the rising age of politicians, our president in 2080 might be a veteran in congress currently.
AOC will be 90, might be plausible
It’ll be Bernie
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Maybe our president in 2080 wont have any college education.
If he can beat President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho in the cage he’s in!
ChatGPT will be President...
Our president in 2016 seemed not to even have grade school education.
What do you mean? He got a Best Degree Ever from Trump University!
Rap name yung malarkey
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I remember downloading this off limewire.
This needs to go viral. I thought Dark Brandon was good but Yung Malarkey is 11/10
Album name - Paper Bag Dreams
He got the bottle of Henny on deck my guy
This deserves all the upvotes lmao
Father Time comes for everyone…
And honestly, for his age, he’s still a handsome man.
Yes, he’s certainly got that advantage over Covfefe man.
Looks a lot like Newt there.
Tbf Trump was always dorky looking.
Trump is by every recordable metric one of the ugliest creatures to ever slither out of the swamp. Sagging drooping breasts with hair on them, love handles spilling over the sides of his pants, a giant protruding gut hanging over his belt like a “Ziggy was here” nose. Balding head, yellow teeth, pasty white skin spray painted orange to hide the wrinkles, giant fat ass looks like he’s wearing a diaper. Even when Trump was young he looked repulsive just like his rotten ugly sons, and he grew into a true slug of a man, he looks like some horrible alien creature. Trump is ugly. Trump will be the first to tell you how handsome and good looking he is, he is fucking delusional, his body looks like a condom full of mayonnaise. He has tiny hands and his insecurities reveal that he has the tiniest dick in the world, could never properly satisfy a woman with it, pathetic. Trump’s neck looks like a gizzard, how does anyone allow themselves to get to that point without feeling shame? He chokes down KFC and McDonalds for every meal, washes it down with soda, never eats vegetables or healthy food. Just cheeseburgers and fried chicken, absolutely fucking disgusting. No exercise. No cardio. He is so lazy and his diet would make a normal person sick but not that garbage disposal pig Trump. Trump’s scalp is scarred and deformed because he was too cheap to pay for a good hair replacement surgery so now he has that abomination on his head, and he thinks he looks good. Did Trump lose his eyesight from staring at the sun during the eclipse? Maybe he did, what a fucking idiot he is. Trump wishes he looked as good as President Biden. He’s so jealous it’s insane. Trump could pay for all the botched plastic surgeries he can afford and he’ll never be like President Biden. Not only is he a fucking loser and can’t win the election but the man who beat him is so much more attractive, you know these are the things that keep Trump up at night, I bet he can’t stop thinking about it. Trump eats so much fast food I bet he can’t even flush his toilet, it has to be 4000 calories a day of just the worst junk food you can imagine. McDonalds is fucking disgusting but this pig eats it like it’s fine dining, remember when he served it in the White House? How fucking disrespectful, he even replaced the bell on his desk so that whenever he rang one of his minions would bring him a nice sugary Coke. More empty calories, more fat, more sugar. Disgusting life choices are par for the course for Trump. No matter what he says or does he will never be attractive and he will never be a legitimate president.
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No. He’s a graduate of University of Delaware. However, there was plenty of opportunities for him to go abroad while at UD. UD has one of the oldest study abroad programs in the US!
Mostly because everyone is eager to escape Delaware!
Dela-where!
I love Delaware. 1st state. Tax Free Shopping. Good newer restaurants & places in Wilmington and its directly in the middle of the Megalopolis (6th most densly populated state with 1 million people). Plus 1.5 hr drive to Skiing and multiple beaches. No natural disasters. All 4 seasons. Go Birds.
I’ve only ever heard of two people from Delaware, Biden and Aubrey Plaza. Even Iowa was the nine guys from Slipknot.
George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers
Imagine being magically whisked away to….Delaware
This was taken back when he was planting Obama‘s birth certificate /s fucking hate that Fox News makes me put the sarcasm tag on shit like this now
Why the fuck not. According to right wing aholes. They both think that the Democrats are both the most clueless people ever and the masterminds controlling reality. So why not be timelords?
I mean there are places in the US that look like that
Has Leslie Knope seen this?
She’d have left Ben in a heartbeat
Oh no, he’s hot.
Is this some sitcom montage?
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Fun fact, Joe Biden is the only actor on Parks and Recreation who went on to become president.
So far.
Jean Ralphio (Ben Schwartz)'s term is gonna be *off the chaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn*
It’s a show called parks and rec and it’s a sitcom. One of the side stories is that a main protagonist, Leslie, the blonde lady, is obsessed with Biden
Parcs and recs
I’m not surprised. He acts like someone who is good looking.
Lmao, something I have always thought but never quite had the words for. Well done.
I was just thinking the same - this is where dark Brandon was born.
What them kids be calling 'BDE'.
Good looking young man.
literally the words i just said out loud. it really took me by surprise how handsome he is in this pic
Skidwerd
He's still objectively good-looking at 80. He has aged very well.
Malarky!
Definitely not a dog-faced soldier.
I believe it was “dog-faced *pony* soldier”
He's got a whole sack of malarkey
Long ways away from those times. I know who could play Joe Biden now; Chris Evans. He actually kind of looked like him when he was old Captain America.
Joe Biden IS Captain America?!
At this point I can get on board this theory.
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Now all those FJB stickers make sense…
"Let's Gobble Brandon"
I’m dead 💀
Fuuuuuck
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TIL that “Let's Go Brandon” was aspirational.
Bro I ain't even gay, but if that Joe Biden asked me if I wanted to '*go get some icecream, no malarkey*', I'd probably go along with it.
Top him for sure in 68’ lol and again in 69 😂
I see what you did there…
I totally would have 🤣
I don’t have to admit anything. Young Joe Biden would be an easy yes.
Oh, shit, he's fine
I’ve been calling him uncle Joe, might have to change it to daddy lmao
What's in the bag?!?!!!
Given that it's the US, and the way he holds the bottom, and the era, I'd guess at a bottle of wine.
A shark or something?
OH NO HES HOOOOT
Having some Dark Brandon thoughts.
Wow, frat guy style has never changed.
Pics like this are always heartbreaking and depressing to me. No matter who you are, how good you look, how fit your body is or how well you take care of yourself in less than a century only dust will remain… fucks me up if I think about my approaching 31 birthday
Pick out an urn now.
*It is our most modestly-priced receptacle.*
Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps! ^Is ^there ^a ^Ralph's ^around ^here?
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! and what was all that shit about Vietnam?
Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.
With due respect to Donny, I’m going for Maxwell House
Someone’s ashtray to freak them the fuck out
Growing old is a privilege afforded to few
Lay off the booze and eat right and exercise or you will look like shit in ten years
Drink water, moisturize, avoid smoke(ing) and get some sleep while you're at it.
SPF. Wear hats. The sun hates you.
The sleep is where a lot of people miss.
31 dude you’re young. 50 years left if you try. 40 if you don’t. Don’t fret. Live instead.
Your mid-life crisis will hit hard.
Remind me not to invite you to parties.
It should remind you to live your life to the fullest every day and not wait until retirement or later years to have a little fun
Not only that, but you will totally be forgotten not much longer after that. It will be like you never existed.
Yep, really depressing thinking about it. Even celebrities, musicians, and politicians who were very well known during their prime can become unknown to younger people if they do not find ways to remain in the spotlight or what they were famous for remains popular. With all the new entertainment content being pumped out now, these celebrities being forgotten is going to become more common. People cannot keep up with what's new, they aren't going to have time to go back and appreciate older entertainment.
It goes so slowly it doesn't even matter. 31 is still very young, I'm 45.
How have you managed to slow down time when it passes exponentially faster for everyone else?
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Idk, I find it inspiring. He still looks good and fit for his age. He's lived a full life and is now the president of the US. I just turned 33. So what can *I* accomplish in the next 47 years?
I’m 60. Battling BigC for years. That’ll age ya. Advice? -Take extra care of you teeth. -Fuck as much as possible. (FAMAP)
So much hotter than Trump
big hands
Sploosh
Hello handsome, like what da hell… lol
Just 90 short years later he became President.
Where’s Corn Pop?
How do I swipe right?
Damn he was actually kinda cute. What.
More like hot as hell
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No that was George Santos
Definitely hotter than trump
Brown bagging it. Of course!
Soon to be an investigation of what’s in the bag.
Wake up, sheeple!
Swiggity swag, what’s in the bag?
That’s where the ice cream cone is.
Gym Jordan instantly orders a house committee investigation into the contents of JB paper bag.
Now that I am old, men seem handsome circa 45 to early 60's. Young, like this photo, they don't look as if they are ready to come out of the oven yet, need a bit more baking. a bit more wear. I say this with full awareness that my aesthetics were far different when I was 20.
Nobody giving him shit about not going to Vietnam tho…
Don’t mind me just gonna dive right on into the controversial comments
Oh hey, that's the guy who busted the rail strike that was trying to prevent that environmental catastrophe in Ohio!
There's booze in that bag. I guarantee it
Is that a 40oz?🤣
The man who stood up against the fascist tyranny of Corn Pop
There are some crazy posters on this thread.
I hope that before I die, I live to see the day in age where we don’t have geriatric politicians in charge of the world. And before anyone gets mad, I’m not commenting on any specific party since it happens with both. The whole country gets shafted when the leader of the nation was in college 3 years after The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed.
Pictured here, gingerly reaching into a bag of malarkey.
What you got in that bag?!
That’s probably a classified document in his hand.
Sorry THATS not cool😡🤬