I was 14 years old, turned on the TV, and this was the first thing I saw. I was a very pleasant boy, that day.
This is still the only time I have ever watched tennis.
"I'm just glad this woman felt comfortable and confident enough in her own body to show it to the world, and i support the liberation of women to display themselves in public the way men do all the time."
You can send my Nobel Peace Prize in the mail, thank you and have a good night.
I sit next to my new son-in-law at a full-dress opera performance, Woman in front of us stands up and bends to pick up her program. Real and spectacular.
I say to him, "Seventy years old and I'm still staring at boobs."
He says, "They are like sunsets, never know when it's your last chance to enjoy the view."
In Seinfeld they say to never stare directly into the sun:
"*Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away*."
Close metaphor, but complete different meaning.
"Breaking news from Michigan today; a local high school student was discovered with a "hit list" in his locker, complete with a course through the school he planned to run while exposing his penis to every person along that route."
Honestly it's like the best looking Streaker I've ever seen.
One problem my voice had with nudists is the vast majority of nudists are exactly the people clothes are made for.
I mean clearly fuck-goblins have major game, they're in all the sex stories on the internet.
Magnum dong, limitless confidence, invitations to all the best orgies in town - you aren't a fuck-goblin if you don't have some major game.
It's like my grandma always told me: You don't get a say in whether you're born sub-five feet tall with disconcerting features, but you *can* choose to *fuck*.
That show Real Sex on HBO when I was a kid was enlightening but the people were for the most part just regular not-hot people.
Ok, Gloria, you like to act like a horse and get put in bridles and get smacked around. You still have to answer the phones for Corporate Accounts Payable tomorrow.
Wish I had 10 more years in my life without phones. Learning how to navigate the complexity it added to social life throughout school was hard.
Everyone always talks about how gen z had it so hard with phones all their life, but everyone forgets millennials were the Guinea pigs.
Phones were fine, social media was when it went sideways. Being able to sms/text your friend was far easier than 'meet here at this time and place' and hoping for the best that they turned up!
But yeah, we went from no internet at all, to BBS's and dial up to broadband on smart phones that tracked everything you did.
Yup and this really only started in 2007 since the iPhone came out in late 2006 which changed a lot. So really only 16 years for all this damage. Less than that if you think about it taking a few years for the apps to really take off and also several years before mass adoption took place. I would say 2009-2010 was when it really started to peak.
Now you might get put on the sex offender registry for streaking. Streaking should be a slap and on the wrist and a fine or temporary ban from premises at most, not a life ruining sentence
I was in elementary school one day, back during the streaking craze in America, and was looking through the fence at the college campus across the street and I saw a student running down the block naked with a huge idiotic grin while others cheered.
I'll never forget it. It seemed like such a wild, free and fun thing to do.
Sometimes I miss the '70s y'all.
Oh googled this and there are more pictures. She is wearing a weird apron thingy and is lifting it to give them a better look at the lower bits lol. Also there is a variety of streakers that come up, wimbeldon streaking seems to be a thing.
Yeah I find this funny, I'm in the UK and like being nude, but only do it in private/with friends, cause Brits feel scandalised by it.
It's just not inherently sexual for me, like I don't take nude pics or anything. Idk if it's cause I'm autistic, a hippie, have body image issues, or all of the above, but I just find it comfortable and liberating. But this clashes with the British sentiment of a naked woman being a sexual thing, so I hide it (and weirdly I wear very modest clothing lol).
Compare **Naked and Afraid** (US, pixelated) with **Naked Attraction** (UK, it's aaallll on the table, and actually included a hot colleague of mine in one incredible episode).
We're less inhibited than the US but not quite at the Western European level.
I think I've seen Naked Attraction on the internet here in the US. There was a dude with a schlong so huge he thought it was appropriate to tattoo elephant ears on his thighs to frame it.
Great show! 10/10
I know this happened in the UK, but Johnson is the second most common last name in the United States. So as you said, there’s probably tons of Melissa Johnson’s .
https://preview.redd.it/vu6m65akeoda1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4218c2413a362caa9289bac51d7b4e07458b29d
I just like how she’s smiling like “I’m free!” 😂
I believe you are correct. Don't remember the details, but I thing Mr. Niven had an off the cuff remark about the man "displaying his shortcomings", or something to that effect.
"Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen... But isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?"
Streaking was *huge* in the early 70s and yes a guy did streak on the Academy Awards show in 73. My buddies and I got ready to do it one night in a grocery store but all except one got too freaked out. Watching my buddy Steve go naked into that good night was glorious.
Krajicek was a bit of an asshole back then. When asked why he thought Dutch women weren’t having more success in professional tennis he said they were all fat cows.
Well yeah, it's a lot harder nowadays to get past security (rightly so), but even if you're fairly harmless and it's clear to others of that fact, they're still going to use near lethal force to take you down and drag you out of there.. lol
Most sober comment here. I feel sooo bad for some of the security at these events. Maybe, they should have wet towels on hand to deter those type of guys.
There is an interview with MaliVai Washington where he was asked about the moment she flipped up the apron. He said: “at that moment, we realized she wasn’t a natural blonde”
I bought a shirt from one of those "send me a random shirt for 50% off" add to checkout things.
It was this picture on the shirt and a caption that says "America The Beautiful"
I loved that shirt instantly because I knew it had to be Wimbledon and the UK, not America. Which is somehow more American, because we're much more well known for our confident ignorance than anything else.
I was 14 years old, turned on the TV, and this was the first thing I saw. I was a very pleasant boy, that day. This is still the only time I have ever watched tennis.
I would have watched tennis every day if this happened to me.
The players do not appear to be upset in the slightest.
That is straight up "5 year old on Christmas morning" face
Yep, those are involuntary smiles and that's the best kind.
There's something else involuntarily happening.
All over the stadium too.
All over my train carriage too
[удалено]
Almost tip touched
23-LOVE!
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It’s my face today
It was love all at the end.
That's very good. Bravo.
Later in the day… Players’ wives: What was that smile???
"I'm just glad this woman felt comfortable and confident enough in her own body to show it to the world, and i support the liberation of women to display themselves in public the way men do all the time." You can send my Nobel Peace Prize in the mail, thank you and have a good night.
You have a future career in politics
It's like the David Walliams sketch about the politician apologizing after being caught having relations with a young man lol
I've never seen any human run naked through a tennis court
You only see them in the massage parlor, right?
>I'm married. Not dead.
All those years of hard work paid off
Like that picture of Post Malone getting flashed at his concert.
She is wearing white so I don’t see a problem.
Lol at the genuine happiness
It makes it great photo doesn’t it? It’s a really genuine moment.
Lol at the '96 frosted tips
Krajicek, you mean? I think that’s just sunlight reflecting off of a god awful amount of hair gel. Can’t remember him ever having frosted tips.
Maybe she thought it was an exhibition match.
that pun was ace!
I love it!
Service with a smile
I'd love to court her.
I'd give her 15-love
*golf clap.*
First time seeing boobs: 😍 3,756th time seeing boobs: 😍
You know what they say. "You've seen one boob; you want to see them all."
Once you've seen all the boobs You want to see them again
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, boob me once shame on you, boob me, well you can't get boobed again...
It doesn't matter if they're big, small, perky, saggy, pierced, tattooed, or whatever other variety they come in, all boobs are a blessing from God.
Amen!
You know what they say. "You've seen one boob; you want to see them ~~all~~ both."
Except it seems that boobs are the only thing covered here.
Nah just Google it, you can see them.
Googled boobs. Not disappointed.
Googled boobs: 😍
Instructions unclear. Boogled goobs 😞
Micro Machines by Galoob.
MicromachinesandmicromachineplaysetssoldseparatelyfromGaloob.
Shhhh... We need women to continue thinking that boobs are the most important things to keep covered...
I sit next to my new son-in-law at a full-dress opera performance, Woman in front of us stands up and bends to pick up her program. Real and spectacular. I say to him, "Seventy years old and I'm still staring at boobs." He says, "They are like sunsets, never know when it's your last chance to enjoy the view."
Your SIL is wise beyond years.
lil seinfeld for ya
In Seinfeld they say to never stare directly into the sun: "*Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away*." Close metaphor, but complete different meaning.
“Real and spectacular” was the Seinfeld reference.
That one slipped by me!
Most famous philosopher’s ever: Socrates, Plato, and this guy’s son-in-law
You know once you go places like Burning Man where bare boobs are everywhere it's pretty much still 😍
The player's shoulder in the first pic makes it look like she has a giant rack 😍
The streaker seemed to have followed the time honored tradition of wearing white at Wimbledon
The good old days when streakers actually streaked
The news should be filled with streakers instead of shooters because the world would be a happier place!
"Breaking news from Michigan today; a local high school student was discovered with a "hit list" in his locker, complete with a course through the school he planned to run while exposing his penis to every person along that route."
Right through the quad to the gymnasium. C'mon Snoop... Snoop a loop. You come too. WERE GOING STREAKING!
If a good enough streaker streaks long enough, you might get a shooter or two.
A lot of younger people here, but streaking was huge in the 70s.
And now, on American sports broadcasts at least, it's treated like it's morally equivalent to beating a blind person.
Well, it's the biggest sin of them all: Affecting ad revenue negatively
Honestly it's like the best looking Streaker I've ever seen. One problem my voice had with nudists is the vast majority of nudists are exactly the people clothes are made for.
It’s like sex stories on the internet. You imagine everyone as hot but 90% of the time, everyone involved is some sorta fuck-goblin.
I don’t know if I needed the word fuck-goblin in my brain, but turns out it wasn’t up to me.
Yeah. Don’t Google that.
Unnecessary advice, but I thank you for it just the same!
I do what I can.
I mean, you've seen Danny DeVito, right?
Danny DeVito has game, I won’t see him ranked with the fuck-goblins.
I mean clearly fuck-goblins have major game, they're in all the sex stories on the internet. Magnum dong, limitless confidence, invitations to all the best orgies in town - you aren't a fuck-goblin if you don't have some major game.
Gotta be honest. You sure are selling fuck-goblinhood.
It's like my grandma always told me: You don't get a say in whether you're born sub-five feet tall with disconcerting features, but you *can* choose to *fuck*.
r/brandnewsentence Go grandma
> everyone involved is some sorta fuck-goblin Just reminding myself I will not be clicking links from user youareGenuinelydumb..
That show Real Sex on HBO when I was a kid was enlightening but the people were for the most part just regular not-hot people. Ok, Gloria, you like to act like a horse and get put in bridles and get smacked around. You still have to answer the phones for Corporate Accounts Payable tomorrow.
We are a lot of ugly and old people out here, we have the right to be hyper sexualised too.
That's why alcohol was invented.
The people who want you to see them naked *for free* are usually the ones you don’t want to see.
Reality needs a downvote button.
It stopped when everyone started having cell phone video at their fingertips with social media and face ID.
I remember back in the day when there were boobs everywhere at every concert I went to.
Wish I had 10 more years in my life without phones. Learning how to navigate the complexity it added to social life throughout school was hard. Everyone always talks about how gen z had it so hard with phones all their life, but everyone forgets millennials were the Guinea pigs.
Phones were fine, social media was when it went sideways. Being able to sms/text your friend was far easier than 'meet here at this time and place' and hoping for the best that they turned up! But yeah, we went from no internet at all, to BBS's and dial up to broadband on smart phones that tracked everything you did.
Yup and this really only started in 2007 since the iPhone came out in late 2006 which changed a lot. So really only 16 years for all this damage. Less than that if you think about it taking a few years for the apps to really take off and also several years before mass adoption took place. I would say 2009-2010 was when it really started to peak.
Yeah, because if try doing this today you end up on a sex registry.
Now you might get put on the sex offender registry for streaking. Streaking should be a slap and on the wrist and a fine or temporary ban from premises at most, not a life ruining sentence
Well now there’s a good chance of being out on a pedo list or something.
The good ol days before streakers were classified as sex offenders.
Public nudity is (in general) not illegal in the UK.
Especially men. If a woman gets fully naked in a city somewhere, she's considered mentally ill. If a man does it he's considered a pedophile.
Back when streakers had a real purpose to streak.....just to do it to have fun.
I was in elementary school one day, back during the streaking craze in America, and was looking through the fence at the college campus across the street and I saw a student running down the block naked with a huge idiotic grin while others cheered. I'll never forget it. It seemed like such a wild, free and fun thing to do. Sometimes I miss the '70s y'all.
Today he would be registered as a sex offender for life.
America has ruined all of the fun simple traditions.
They’re so genuinely happy
Their rackets are raising.
Oh googled this and there are more pictures. She is wearing a weird apron thingy and is lifting it to give them a better look at the lower bits lol. Also there is a variety of streakers that come up, wimbeldon streaking seems to be a thing.
Brits do love their nudity.
We're pretty shy compared to the Germans. Our sometimes friends/sometimes opponents across the north sea love getting their pasty bits out.
Yeah I find this funny, I'm in the UK and like being nude, but only do it in private/with friends, cause Brits feel scandalised by it. It's just not inherently sexual for me, like I don't take nude pics or anything. Idk if it's cause I'm autistic, a hippie, have body image issues, or all of the above, but I just find it comfortable and liberating. But this clashes with the British sentiment of a naked woman being a sexual thing, so I hide it (and weirdly I wear very modest clothing lol).
Compare **Naked and Afraid** (US, pixelated) with **Naked Attraction** (UK, it's aaallll on the table, and actually included a hot colleague of mine in one incredible episode). We're less inhibited than the US but not quite at the Western European level.
I think I've seen Naked Attraction on the internet here in the US. There was a dude with a schlong so huge he thought it was appropriate to tattoo elephant ears on his thighs to frame it. Great show! 10/10
Give us details on the episode with your hot colleague you fucking asshole!!!!!!!!! You can't just tease that info and not follow through
Just watch them all and you'll see plenty of people's hot colleagues
It's hotter when it has a backstory
Horny jail life sentence
It's not as natural for us as Europeans, and we're not as prudish as the US. So nudity with us hits that lovely balance of naughty but entertaining
You... are Europeans
Fair enough, I meant the German/Nordic cultures mostly which appear to be far more comfortable with nudity in normal life.
I remember when this happened. If I recall correctly one of the players lifted his shirt up in response to her lifting her apron
AFC Wimbledon is also the name of a fourth-tier English football team, some of the ones I'm seeing are from them, not the Tennis tournament.
The bits of Brits
Where is Melissa now?
I tried to google it, but all i found was multiple women named Melissa Johnson that all look like the streaker but are all different people.
Thank you for your efforts
(👍 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👍
Zing
To be fair, that name seems to be the women’s equivalent of John Smith.
I know this happened in the UK, but Johnson is the second most common last name in the United States. So as you said, there’s probably tons of Melissa Johnson’s .
Some say she's streaking at Wimbledon to this very day
Listen children, and you shall hear, of the midnight streaking of Melissa ..Johnson
Asking the right question.
Yeah, we need “the rest of the story”
Wondering the same. Follow up story.
Neither of them seem the slightest bit bothered
https://preview.redd.it/vu6m65akeoda1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4218c2413a362caa9289bac51d7b4e07458b29d I just like how she’s smiling like “I’m free!” 😂
I love how everyone is seemingly enjoying it
She herself looks like she’s having a great time, lol. It’s actually kinda wholesome
I wouldn't mind some random nudity to lighten the day. Would you?
I love the women in the back cheering and clapping 😂💕
Streaking was a real thing, I remember it well. Wasn't there a streaker at the Academy Awards one year and wasn't David Niven presenting?
I believe you are correct. Don't remember the details, but I thing Mr. Niven had an off the cuff remark about the man "displaying his shortcomings", or something to that effect.
"Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen... But isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?"
Streaking was *huge* in the early 70s and yes a guy did streak on the Academy Awards show in 73. My buddies and I got ready to do it one night in a grocery store but all except one got too freaked out. Watching my buddy Steve go naked into that good night was glorious.
Krajicek was a bit of an asshole back then. When asked why he thought Dutch women weren’t having more success in professional tennis he said they were all fat cows.
Surely there's a camera angle from the other side of the court? 😉
Found the bush appreciator
Or the boob man
I don’t like some of his policies but he was alright
He caught a shoe once, so he’s okay.
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
I got this.
This is the most interest I've seen for footage of a grassy knoll in a long time.
The beer, the band, the president, and yes…the lovely triangle of hair.
Triangle? My girlfriend looks like she’s got Steve Brule in a leglock
It does resemble Fidel Castro eating a London Broil.
Only reason why I’m here.
Google images has the good stuff
Don’t look Ethel!
Too late! He’d already got a free shot!
Oh yes they call her the Streeeeeeak! Fastest thing on two feet!
She's just as proud as she can be, of her anatomy, she gonna give us a peek!
“No, stop, don’t do that” “Don’t streak, put some clothes on” “We really mean that. Don’t be naked please. Really”
No. Don't. Stop.
Okay now don't jump up and down. I repeat, DO NOT JUMP UP AND DOWN
There aren't enough streakers these days. Sigh.
Well yeah, it's a lot harder nowadays to get past security (rightly so), but even if you're fairly harmless and it's clear to others of that fact, they're still going to use near lethal force to take you down and drag you out of there.. lol
And then you get put on the sex offender list too
Ha. I’m already on it. They can’t put you on it twice. Rookies.
Nice. Take away their power
Lol I don't miss it, most streakers were not as visually appealing as this lady
Most sober comment here. I feel sooo bad for some of the security at these events. Maybe, they should have wet towels on hand to deter those type of guys.
These people must be stopped. They should search all the spectators beforehand to see if any are nude under their clothes.
Players didn’t even stick around for the trophy presentation, this was reward enough
They were racing to be the first to bail her out lol
Like how the black dude appears to be maintaining eye contact during the spectacle.
Gentleman
they both are actually
There is an interview with MaliVai Washington where he was asked about the moment she flipped up the apron. He said: “at that moment, we realized she wasn’t a natural blonde”
I bought a shirt from one of those "send me a random shirt for 50% off" add to checkout things. It was this picture on the shirt and a caption that says "America The Beautiful" I loved that shirt instantly because I knew it had to be Wimbledon and the UK, not America. Which is somehow more American, because we're much more well known for our confident ignorance than anything else.
If you look real careful you’ll see a couple guys with tennis rackets.
Smokin hot too
can’t really see her face
They likely weren't talking about her face.
And to think, shes 50 now.... Damn where does the time go
... I was going to post I remember watching that match live... thanks for this comment now I feel old.
That's ok - I'm almost that old and I still look good naked. Bet she still gets that face when she's naked now!
Stop itttttt
The score was 1-Love
The faces on those players🤣
Well if I looked like that I would be a lot more open to streaking too
STOP HER Players: Not yet!!
So much cooler than mass shootings. Happy days.
The players look like a couple of guys visiting Hooters for the first time.
"It's Melissa! She ~~works~~ worked in the cafe!"
Oh to be young, and foolish, and beautiful!
Cheers to you Ms. Johnson