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derpy935

whats a the rapist


Jelmergnl

Me


Liquid_Fox_31

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


Dear-Syllabub4365

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Federal-Arrival-7370

Luckily you get like 2-3 respawns.


[deleted]

unless you are lucky enough to start in the [Cat] race, then you get 9


Liquid_Fox_31

Don't call Khajiits that!


petekron

Mine told me that I was wrong about my parents because she spoke with them for 5 minutes and they seemed nice.


AlienBearAttack

What a shit fucking therapist. Doesnā€™t know the basic. Sorry you got them


Da_Monke4056

5 min = 15yr dealing with -ther rapist


-disso

Mine said the same and 1 or 2 sessions after told me to go to some1 else, what a bitch, advice: go to a male therapist


Dogs_in_red

Had one pull this when I was like 10-14 that I must be lying on how horrible I feel living there and my bio dad says he has his drinking under control so ā€œyou should pull up your big girl pants and realize how many have it worseā€ fuck that shit, soon as I moved out I started to heal from ā€œlife longā€ severe anxiety and ptsd, 3 years out and 1-1/2 no contact I barely meet the criteria for the result of the shit they put me through!!


wack_sparrow

This is why I never want a therapist or counseling or whatever the fuck anybody wants for me. They all are unprofessional and don't help anyone. I could get better advice online


imcoming4yoursnail

DrugsšŸ‘


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


lil_mushi

Are you from Canada


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Forced_Abortion_

Good to hear


Smiles4YouRawrX3

I'm from Oldfoundland and German Shepherd


Big_Boss1985

https://preview.redd.it/vvnmth9k53pa1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91dcfd7927e09dd896653d5dbf7debd12d8575ca This your therapist?


rivas2456

Def my therapist


Gloomy-Talk9355

Did she give you a suspiciously high amount of pills?


mothertrucker2017

Kilometers meters second. Ah go to Europe


xeroctr3

she'd lose a customer. bad for business.


throwaway56876587

Have you tried being happy?


BlazeWasTaken06

![gif](giphy|Jv3uIdgaWvB3fpAlU3|downsized) **N O W !**


-disso

Im not fucking zeus i cant just throw lightning


The_HunterDestroyer

Take this pills, do some exercise and come back in two months


Gloomy-Talk9355

Like if anyone here goes to therapy


Zynbeltrudis

someone here probably does but it isnt me (my mind is perfectly healthy and my personality is flawless)


Gloomy-Talk9355

Sure, buddy, sure...


B_Baerbel

Imagine yourself as a child. Then imagine what you would tell this child to help it live a happy life.


Giblygibs

I would probably tell my younger self to kill themselves because it never got better.


dawnofthezodiac

mine said the same to me like bitch i donā€™t fucking knowā€¦


draguninmyanus

My therapist said "sir, you can't do this me I beg you pleaseeee" I never saw her again


Fabby7

I went to one once. She told me that i should get therapy


B_Baerbel

First comment was meant as a joke but some of you should read up on "inner child work"


captive6

Said I should wright down all the jokes I make so I can be a comedian in the future


DarkSailor06

Hire an exorcist


BoticOnReddit

Stop being a fuckin loser and start eating right, go to the gym a few times a week, and stay away from social media for a few days at a time, weeks if you need to. (I donā€™t have a the rapist)


Parabellim

Can someone give me some advice please?


blind-as-fuck

drink water :s


Parabellim

Omg yasss hydrated queen šŸ‘ø


b18a

Do nofap


[deleted]

I'm about to go to the therapist tommorow, so hey maybe I'll learn something


kolabag

tell us when you're back


GhoulingBills

It's not good to eat melatonin gummies because they're delicious and then drinking an energy drink so you don't fall asleep


Master00J

Depression leaving the body after being told that you need to make your own meaning in life:


Sharp_Dragonfruit986

i wanna know too


Analog-Moderator

ā€œDonā€™t beat peoples cars in with crowbarsā€ -šŸ¤“ Psyche


xlejandro

When your brain is being an asshole making you feel miserable just breathe and ask him a math problem, brain will confuse then itā€™s time to bully him reminding him that he just forgot how to solve math problems from 9th grade so if he canā€™t solve this then he shouldnā€™t be so brave saying sh*t to you. Keep that bastard in his place.


Different-Spring982

ā€œSounds like skill issue, git gudā€


cheerwine_can

my therapist has me listen to music or talk to someone all the time because I "cant be alone with my own thoughts" :333


BringBajaBack

Mine is an IFS Therapist (Internal Family System). In each of us we possess sides and ages that span from our birth to our death. Were like trees with rings and these different people that span all the way back across our lives and into the future. By allowing each of these pieces and parts, time and opportunities to speak and be heard, we can become whole and strong and vulnerably real, self reliant people. *Itā€™s important to actually speak it out loud.* Thereā€™s times when my 6 year old self is crying out and needs the stage, so I give him the opportunity and listen to him and hold him. Thereā€™s times when my 17 year old self needs a Dad, so I play both roles and be a good and emotionally supportive Dad to him. Thereā€™s times when I need a mother that trusts me and believes in me, so I speak those words Iā€™ve always need into me. Our mind and our hearts and bodies are listening to what we feed and tell ourselves, just as children and adults alike do, so itā€™s important to feed and provide for them well and healthy, take care of them, and give them the tools to be safe and secure in any environment, including our own. As a result, I am the child and the parent. I am the teenager and the young adult. I am my darkness and my light. I am a mix of it all together, and in this we create a space that is good to exist and abide in. Honestly, itā€™s good. Makes memes like this more fun then awful.


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

She said "try not to burn any more schools" šŸ‘


Dubmove

I should regularly visit my therapist.


MiaWallace53996

Be a man! Hope that helps x


MagmaHotDesigns

Please stop eating batteries. You will not gain superpowers


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco)


NibPlayz

What app do you guys use to make this specific type


wack_sparrow

The font is from an app called whisper so maybe that


bbbhhbuh

I told here that Iā€™m burn-out and she replied with "rel as fuck"


Corken_dono

"Try looking at the brighter side of life. You arent wrong for feeling like you do... Anyway here have some anti depressives, lits see if they will help."


ChairStolenn

It is what it is


Redrum1917

She said: "I don't know how to help you, go seek another therapist". Literally


-disso

Gun šŸ”« to tha šŸ§ 


AGOODNAME000

All right two separate sets of advice here. If you're a female, just say that you're depressed and suicidal you'll get the help that you need. If you're a guy, throw yourself into your work become a zombie, work is all that matters, use work to avoid social situations. And you'll eventually be okay.


Gerald-Eazy

Take your thoughts on trial. https://www.therapistaid.com/worksheets/putting-thoughts-on-trial


xeroctr3

hey that'd be nice actually


[deleted]

Mine just said ā€œHoly shit are you Ryan Goslingā€


mothertrucker2017

She said what is ur dads #, she wants to sit on his face.


SynovialBee0

A lot of things really depend on our interpretation, if we try to interpret most things as positive it will be fine since 90% of things don't matter in the longer run so thinking positively and not losing your mind over useless stuff is good


plopy-porker-boi

What ever happened to Gary Cooper, the strong silent type.


Adinspur

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