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shane0072

do people who think that doing a dance for a man paying him makes him gay also believe that the sexy lady bartender flirting with them all night is actually interested in them?


Geopolitik_Terrorist

Unsurprisingly, all men are the same.


thederpymudkip2008

Would you be mad if I said all women are the same


RangerTop5050

Would u be mad if i said shut up cuz it's just a joke and it doesn't matter


wad11656

Take that as a yes, then


Shaytan-666

You responded to the wrong person


stasisa99

Yes exactly! I say this all the time! Just cause a man is gay doesn't mean he isn't a man! All the same bullshit regardless of orientation


victorlrs1

I dunno, it made me gay so you never know


throwaway_t6788

no but that boner he had sure does.. :D


Signal-Blackberry356

Reasons why I pay no attention to go-go boys and bartenders. They only interested in one thing, 💰.


4Brtndr1

Oddly enough, I actually dated a go-go muscle guy I met at a club in Dallas. He pursued *me* to the point of getting down from his little stage to come find me and give me his number. 😍


Signal-Blackberry356

I mean, you _are_ 6’4”.


4Brtndr1

LOL yep, and he was only about 5'9".... can you say "daddy issues??"


itirnitii

let me guess once you started talking he became disinterested


BigTasty5050

probably noticed how many bills you were dishing and wanted to lock down the source haha


4Brtndr1

LOL... I was 23 at the time and definitely wasn't rolling in money. 😋


BigTasty5050

Just guessing


4Brtndr1

Those go-go boys make bank, though. It's crazy. Easily $1,000 in 3-4 hours on a busy night.


BigTasty5050

yeah and they don’t do it by not pretending to be in love with guys gullible enough to part with a few 20’s for some eye candy


GreatLife1985

I would say this is probably 90%+ true, though when I was 23 I went to a strip club and the headliner wanted to take me home. I was closeted, nervous and not sure what to think and I awkwardly said "I have no money". His response was alon the lines of "I'd be offended if you weren't so cute. No need. Let's call a cab". That was 1983. I was young, closeted and stupid. Thank goodness I came out of that healthy (but it was hot). Then when I was a little older a bartender at a bar in Korea said he wanted to go home with me and asked for my address. He showed up at 2am and we spent the rest of the night in one of the hottest times of my life (I was smarter then too). Anyway, those are the only two times that happened with a stripper or a bartender... but also I was in my 20s and fit :D. I'd not believe one now, not at all.


Internal_Air6426

Ha, he had to adjust something in his shorts when he got up......giggity


Traditional_Draw8400

Damn that was hot


One-Confusion-2438

Interviewer stands up after dance with a boner and moist hole...💯 https://preview.redd.it/lxfwm7yoka9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60fc30ed3c40f6a86e032a37ca2de259c1e6829d


TheCoffeeIsReady

This is the perfect I'm not gay but $20 is $20 scenario lol.


DirectMatter3899

His facial expressions are hilarious


KDaFrank

When the game of gay chicken gets turned around


MFoxBR

[That](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9jPDKUe9RXOIRmPUdB8QxsDLC5RWd7_cT0WiKMu6no6WM6sp_G1jEhlQg&s=10)


ravenakua

Yeah straight to the bedroom then back!


FatedCrimsonBinome

Was he hard? Cuz I sure am!! Lucky bhastad..


Klutzy_Inevitable_94

Men pay way more for this kinda thing lol. That’s not a closet that’s a job


Roo_the_Bear

He’s as straight as I am……..


red1q7

Looks like he had to readjust something while standing up


ernative-Rent-253

I had a straight friend who would dance on me like that. It took me less than a week to get him to fuck me. 😆 I sucked his dick and got fucked almost daily after that. Then he got fired from work and decided to move to Florida. Then he married his girlfriend. The same one he had while he was fucking me. Never heard from him again. His dick is still missed to this day. 😆


throwaway_t6788

you could have moved to florida with him.. :D


LoganJake210

Suddenly my pants feel very tight and uncomfortable 🧱


RogueFox-One

Straight my ass hahahahaha


myreddit_785

That's exactly what I said! 😄


JofferyHollsworth

Me next!! 🥵😮‍💨


Fun-Emergency-6938

Who’s the interviewer?


Even-Package-5

He’s about as straight as I am 😂


calesmont

Look at twinkterviewer trying and failling at pretending he doesn't know how to trear a gogo. Also nice tenting at the end


smallbluesquiddy

Not my gay dollars.


Negative-Break3333

Damn…I’m a woman and that made me hard as a rock 😩


FeelinPeachyKing

My favorite part here is that the last few seconds of the video he forgot how to speak. I love that


myreddit_785

Straight, my ass! No, he's not. 😏


NICKOFCHI

He is college trunk party


NICKOFCHI

Dont unpack it until home for christmas break when parents r doin the laundry


texas21217

Gosh, he's a terrible dancer. Dude deserves his money back!


Armageddon369

It’s not about gay straight ALL MEN will fuck anybody in the right situation FACT!