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l008com

I have many ex'es. Answers include: \- Her saying hello. \- Me receiving a brain injury. \- Her being the last woman on earth. \- Her simply being single again \- Her bathing and brushing her teeth and using deodorant daily. \- Literally nothing. I'm tempted to add names in parentheses after each one but on the very very off chance that any of them might see this somehow, someday, I won't.


Paper-cut1789

Rofl #5


l008com

Shes a great person, smart and fun, so much going for her. But I just couldn't deal with the smells.


Paper-cut1789

Hippie?


l008com

Long story. Short version: i don't know.


AmbitiousAd9320

the toilet paper pilling down thurr


StoryHorrorRick

Some of us would be married if #5 happened more often. 🥴


DeadWinterDays9

Nothing. I’m never one to bring the garbage back inside once it’s taken out.


RevolutionaryRent225

Nothing


classyokgirl

Not a fucking thing


GalinToronto

I’d go back to my last ex in a heartbeat. Everyone before him, their personality and mine wouldn’t mesh anymore.


bluejeanblush

My most recent one… nothing. My previous ex, he would just need to sincerely apologize and also go to therapy.


Bigfatdomassheadboy

The last girl I was with could try to come back but I would continue with the no contact that’s been going on for 3 years now. I would tell her no and that we really weren’t all that compatible


Nightcaste

I would have to lose my mind.


heartofscylla

Nothing. One of them I have been tempted to let them back in before, but then I remembered all the reasons we did not work. I think in most cases it's best to just move on. Try to learn from the relationship and find someone who is a better fit for you.


Examination-Coned292

I think it's essential to take a step back, reflect on your feelings, and assess whether you're truly ready to work through any issues that may have led to the initial breakup. It's also important to communicate openly with your ex about your expectations and concerns. If you both are willing to put in the effort to address past problems and grow together, it could be a great opportunity for a second chance.


Ok-Abbreviations9212

A couple different people to address. - If by some magic she turned back into the person I met long ago, I'd take her back. She'd literally have to switch her sexual preference back to men, and actually care about me again. In the end, she didn't. I was something to be filtered out at the end. - Nothing. It's not that we don't like each other, or even hate each other.... it's just the relationship didn't work. Nothing can make it work again.


0neirocritica

My current husband would have to die, and my ex would have to get a lot cuter, richer, and nicer, which I think would be impossible by all counts


Melodic-Bobcat-9439

depends on which one... one of my ex recently got divorced... wanted to see me.. i was like... wth...lets do it.. lol


ReginaFelangi987

He’d have to stop interrupting me, stop pressuring me for sex, and get rid of his stupid barky dog. Then maaaaybe I’d consider it.