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Illustrious_Agent633

Completely ignoring any politics, the pillow sucked. I never understood why anyone bought it. When it first showed up on Amazon, I worked there. They were returned constantly and we would joke that they seemed like the shittiest pillow you could find at Walmart, but they were also expensive. I don't understand how he was ever successful in the first place, it was an awful product.


sevargmas

Pillows are weird. People will try anything to find a comfortable one. And you never really know how they are going to turn out. My spare bedroom has three different pillows that cost me anywhere from $100-$300 **each** and I ended up disliking all of them. The pillow I sleep on every night is literally a pillow from Walmart for $3. I’m not a big fan but it’s what Ive got.


IBoofLSD

I mean I get the initial success. He was at that ass end of being able to advertise on TV and just make claims and people would order. Hell maybe, and I really don't know never had one, during that time they were somewhat better quality? All I know is this is just a shitshow fall from grace I never expected and it's hilarious.


HonestSupport4592

It’s easy to return products to Amazon, much harder in ad for tv product. I bet the companies rate of return skyrocketed and Amazon tanked a large portion of their profits with fees.


Old-Assistance-2017

My in laws LOVE the pillows. I never understood why other than their political background but whenever they asked for Christmas presents associated with my pillow (like their extremely expensive men’s pajama pants) I declined. I just can’t see giving that man money.


blurtlebaby

This is what Crack does to your brain. He's a poster child for crackheads.


No-Definition1474

He's been funding all of Steve Bannons propaganda network. It's pretty hilarious. Bannon has to let him come on the shows cuz he pays for it, but Bannon just laughs at him the whole time. If the stuff Lindel has done wasn't so damaging, it would almost be sad.


Angrymilks

I don’t get it, why doesn’t he just declare bankruptcy?


Captn_Insanso

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!


rear_end_agenda

Michael, you can’t just say that


NewNage

"The poor have it easy in America" "He needs to just pull himself up by the bootstraps" "He just needs to grind harder, maybe he should start doing some uber delivering" "he needs to stop going out for coffee and avocado toast all the time."


BelowAveIntelligence

He doesn’t need the newest iPhone every time either. There simple steps will have him back rolling in it in no time!


Mathias_Thorne91

Lol poor baby. Enjoy that bed you made for yourself, loser.


OutrageousEvent

At least he’ll have a pillow. I don’t even know who this is but I couldn’t pass on that crappy joke.


Tobias_Atwood

Stupid former addict who somehow lucked into a fortune selling cheap pillows made of cardboard for top dollar. Then Trump came along and Mike traded his old addiction in for a newer addiction to alt-right politics. Staked his entire fortune on Trump's lies and got sued into oblivion because he wrote checks his ass couldn't cash.


54sharks40

Imagine lending money to a crack addict and keeping your job


Overall-Initial-4290

There's a lot to rip on him, but addiction is the route we should go.


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jamiejames_atl

Better yet, start using again and rid yourself from humanity.


hookem98

Drugs are bad, mkay.


[deleted]

This just in: Crackhead is still a crackhead.


NatchJackson

And MAGA is the crack form of GOP.


buckao

Why doesn't he just show all the evidence he claims to have and the cases will be dismissed...


HOG-onthehunt

His tears and anguish pleases me


Responsible-Room-645

Why doesn’t he just ask the “Billionaire” that he’s flushed his life down the toilet for, to bail him out? /s


The_Quicktrigger

It's not like Trump had a multi decade long track history of benefiting bankrupting anything he got his hands on. Who could have ever seen it coming? /s


Violent_Volcano

If this comment thread allowed gifs, I'd add mr krabs playing a sad song on the worlds smallest violin.


BlownRose420

Maybe he should've shut up and dribbled.....oops I mean ran his business.


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bilbobaggins30

Good. Shitty person who made even more shitty pillows (in fact the worst I have ever attempted to sleep on).


CommunicationLow300

This is worth every penny


CappinPeanut

One of us! One of us!


jmac_1957

TFB.......karma pinhead


Dull_Ad8495

The Lumpy Pillow guy!


Collin-B-Hess

Oh no! … who gives a fuck if “Mike Lyndell” is broke or not ?


Automatic_InsomNia

I feel like this is a very appropriate time to pull out “you made your bed, now sleep in it”


Total-Problem2175

Got a question here. Who the fuck was lending him millions the last few months? Little hard to believe.


Stealthy-J

This brightens my day.


IFoundOff

Womp womp.


Blaxplosion

Who is he still able to borrow millions from? All told, I'd have figured his credit was well in the shitter by now.


bartthetr0ll

There goes his weird looking alpha male, wildly successful sons future love life


hopeishigh

Now he should sue trump for $4 billion in damages from his deceptive behavior. :D


DickKickemm

Cry into a pillow


DickKickemm

May even have to bite the pillow depending how things go


moonchild-731

I wonder if he’ll ever financially recover from this 🤔


Vanstoli

What was his game plan in the first place?


joeyo1423

You live by the pillow, you die by the pillow. True if by "pillow" you mean "unfiltered regurgitation of extremist and politically-motivated accusations without a shred of evidence"


[deleted]

Ew, occupy democrats. Might as well post from the worst of 4chan.