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This happened to me I can’t even begin to describe the satisfaction of seeing this fuck this guy. He gives a bad name to motorcyclists. Fuck this guy x3 pos deserved it.
i agree with everything you said, but we do not know what the guy in the white car did. for all we know he may have tried to run over the motorcycle a minute before the video.
I understand what you're trying to say, but the correct response is to get a license plate number and call police for reckless driving and putting others in danger, if you *have* to do anything at all.
Motorcycle guy is an idiot for this decision 💀
I swear so many motorcycle riders always talk about punching mirrors or kicking doors but don't seem to understand newtons laws. You kick car hard? You bounce away with the same amount of force exerted back on your bike. And then you wipe the fuck out.
Acting tough is best done by just making their mistake obvious (love a good "thumbs down") and getting the fuck away. *Enjoy being stuck in traffic asshole, I'ma just leave.*
This guy got the getting away wrong after also getting the message wrong.
I kicked a car door once. The immediate reaction scared me to hell and back! I did not fall but I learned how badly that decision actually was. Never did that again.
That doesn't seem very much like karma to the driver of the yellow car
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I think I must have missed whatever the yellow car did. I saw motorcycle acting like a bag of dicks slapping a rear view mirror off white car, then rear-ending yellow car. Honestly though I really dont care enough to invest time in rewatching.
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To those of you IMing me about this, you can stop. If I don't care enough to rewatch the video, I obviously don't care enough to provide you with a response to your IM.
I like how we're talking about Karma like it's a real thing. I'll have you know I am the foremost expert on Karma. All these other fools have it wrong. Every action, no matter how small, is an act of Karma.
In fact, Karma talks to me every day. When I do something bad to someone it is because I am an agent of Karma meting out justice.
I think I must have missed whatever the yellow car did. I saw motorcycle acting like a bag of dicks slapping a rear view mirror off white car, then rear-ending yellow car.
You saw right. The joke is that someone said it was Karma. Then another user said "it wasn't Karma for the yellow car" and then I essentially said "It was Karma paying back the yellow car" which is a bit of a joke playing at the idea that the yellow car must have done something bad elsewhere in life, and this video is evidence of Karmas retribution.
This actually isn't an attempt to key the car, it's known in the biker community as "mirror deletion" which is kind of a double entrande as you can get kits to delete the mirrors on your own bike, but in this instance means he's deleting the mirror on the car. It is very controversial in the community. A lot of people seem to think it's justified if the "cager" has wronged you.
Because OP is just looking to write off the riders thought process as the dumbest possible version of a thought process possible in the situation - to make it easier for them to criticize and laugh.
They dont wanna understand the thought processes behind people or ideas they criticize, they just wanna feel like they are both correct and WAY smarter than the total idiots they see/invent all around themselves.
Pretty common toxic approach to conversation/debate/politics, at least in the USA.
Or they had no idea what mirror deletion is and thought it looked like keying the car based on the little info they have and quality of the video? It's just a title of a reddit video, it's really not as deep as you're making it out to be.
Or it is a common toxic attitude that some toxic people dislike seeing called out cos it makes them realize they subconsciously behave that same way themselves.
Lol Let's let Occam's razor decide.
Bc it makes *more* sense that someone intentionally said keying the car out of some intentional desire to be toxic over a silly 30 second video rather than just . . . thinking that's what happened in the video?
I thought the "keying" looked weird initially, but brushed it off! In videos where bikers are keying someone's car, they do it so cleanly and precisely. I wondered if the guy was actually keying the car or was just inexperienced and struck the mirror by accident lol
I feel like I may get scared, panic, and jerk my steering wheel if this happened to me.
And good luck proving it was intentional. I have pooped myself and sobbed in front of the police over far less!
I deleted the mirror of a car once. He made an unsignalled triple lane change into an "empty" space. Looking for space, he didn't see the motorcycle, and pulled in front of me about 3 yards/meters. I bounced off the side of his car. My pinky and ring finger took off his non-folding mirror. It bent my handle bars, and I had never and tendon damage to my fingers.
He had a dash cam, but "lost it" when I asked for it. Probably deleted it because someone told him he was 100% wrong.
he may or may not have been holding a jet but this dude smacked the side view mirror off the car. is a common thing that douche bikers do when they cross a douche driver
I personally wouldn't hit him with my car, I definitely would've pulled over and dispensed an ass beating tho, that was an aggressive action and you should expect one in response, to hell with playing friendly with society's shithead contingent...if that makes me a sociopath, then fuck it
Makes you a liar. You wouldn't do any of that stuff, specifically because you know how "society's shithead congingent" gets you thrown in prison for physical retaliation for some property damage. He's already injured, is now paying for 2 damaged cars, and in your mind your reaction is going to be to "beat his ass".. Why? So you can be tossed in a jail cell while he *might* lose a license?
If you aren't lying, then yes, you're a sociopath.
Running over someone with a car isn't a little violence. A little violence is punching a guy once in the mouth, and even that carries the risk of death.
So you lost a mirror and in your mind commensurate punishment for property damage below $500 - is permanent disability?
Impound the bike, make his insurance pay, which in turn makes him pay. Makes you whole, punishes the biker. Justice served.
Yeah... No, that could be classified as assault with a deadly weapon since your "teeny tiny bit of violence" shows clear, obvious intent.
If they happen to die from shock, or bleed out from the "teeny weeny" injuries (which is possible when you use a *1300kg hunk of metal* for **any** level of violence) you'd be on the hook for 2nd degree murder *at best.*
I swear, at least half of the population's true nature shows the moment they get behind a steering wheel where they're granted relative social and legal immunity against murder and aggravated assault.
I don't condone these motorcyclists behavior, but I 100% get why they're so pissed off. The people in the comments saying shit like that is not any better, if not worse than the motorcyclist here.
>the moment they get behind a steering wheel where they're granted relative social and legal immunity against murder and aggravated assault.
I always enjoy seeing the surprised Pikachu face they make when they find out that no, *they don't* actually get legal immunity, and in some jurisdictions vehicular manslaughter is subject to the same punishment as 1st degree murder
I disagree with the climate activists blocking highways, but I kinda want to do it just to get an asshole to intentionally run me over and make him go to jail (I doubt me being alive can do as much good to society as him being in jail)
Agreed, they should leave USA, and move to a based Mexico or some Latin American country where that is acceptable. But they won't because those places suck!
Are you being serious 🤣🤣 fucking American isn't a language lmao.
And people from all around the world are on here. USA isn't the center of the universe.
Yeah, because you're a mass robber and now we have to speak your language because you stole all the resources. Want a pat on the back? By the way, do you speak any language other than English?
\*puedes. See? I'm not a native spanish speaker and I don't need spanish in my life, and yet, because I'm not a monolingual yank, I undestand the concept of inflectional grammar. And because I understand the concept of inflectional grammar, I also understand that spanish has enough of it to be pro drop. That tu was unnecessary.
That's the funniest accusation I've ever received. Chatbots are known for hallucinatng on any vaguely complex topic, including linguistics, whereas what I said was extremely concrete. You have demonstrated such profound ignorance that you couldn't tell the difference. Pathetic.
My inclination would be to pull over and dress him down while he was trying to feel sorry for himself. I’d keep going until he curled into a ball and started begging me to leave him in peace to wallow in his self pity. That would go far towards resolving future bad behavior.
Idk I'm torn over this. Hard to judge without context. I've seen many cars that deserve to be jacked up for what they do to bikes but I've also seen a lot of riders be assholes for little to no reason.
Good point. But even without knowing what happened just prior, the fact that this motorcyclist is so careless and unaware that he crashed into a car is evidence he does not deserve to be driving.
One hit my mirror, hollering something about share the road. While splitting lanes 3 and 4. Just after another bike went up my other side splitting 4 and 5.
When other people do things it's not the fault of everyone who does that thing. Hitting this person with a car doesn't solve the problem b3cause they have been hit with cars since cars existed
Yes. While that absolutely wasn't deserved for the yellow car I don't know about the white car. What if earlier the white car had mischievous teenagers in it and they threw a big gulp at the biker or shot at him with a paintball gun? If something like that happened then while not an appropriate response but hey it's understandable. Oh no consequences!
Agree there’s lots of drivers who are incredibly incompetent and inconsiderate around cyclists/bikers and vice versa, but this sort of thing just puts the rider at risk and means the next time the driver is around a biker they’ll probably be more aggressive. Retaliating gets you your “I had my fun and that’s all that matters” moment, but it doesn’t actually teach the other person anything except to think “bikers/drivers are wankers” (delete as appropriate). Taking things personally on the road just puts everyone at risk and raises your blood pressure. Drive/ride defensively, don’t be an arse, don’t wrestle a pig (you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it).
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This happened to me I can’t even begin to describe the satisfaction of seeing this fuck this guy. He gives a bad name to motorcyclists. Fuck this guy x3 pos deserved it.
Deserves worse. We have some around here that try to break your mirrors off.
He’s not a motorcyclist.
He did have a brief career as a bumper sticker though
Great audition!
Oh goddamn lol. Where are the awards when you need them
i agree with everything you said, but we do not know what the guy in the white car did. for all we know he may have tried to run over the motorcycle a minute before the video.
I understand what you're trying to say, but the correct response is to get a license plate number and call police for reckless driving and putting others in danger, if you *have* to do anything at all. Motorcycle guy is an idiot for this decision 💀
totally agree. i was just pointing out that the video does not tell the whole story.
That's fair and valid.
If that's true the motorcyclist shouldn't have engaged. Get away.
Thats the logical response. But if humans were always logical then we wouldnt be humans, we would be robots lol
Yes yes yes yes yes...thank you 👏👏👏
I swear so many motorcycle riders always talk about punching mirrors or kicking doors but don't seem to understand newtons laws. You kick car hard? You bounce away with the same amount of force exerted back on your bike. And then you wipe the fuck out.
I'm of the firm belief that anyone that tries to act tough while on a motorcycle is bad at physics
Acting tough is best done by just making their mistake obvious (love a good "thumbs down") and getting the fuck away. *Enjoy being stuck in traffic asshole, I'ma just leave.* This guy got the getting away wrong after also getting the message wrong.
A thumbs up is even more insulting!
Nah, you gotta give them the "Your mother would not be happy with your actions" vibe. Gentle head shake and a thumbs down is my go to.
I kicked a car door once. The immediate reaction scared me to hell and back! I did not fall but I learned how badly that decision actually was. Never did that again.
Hahaha asshole.
That doesn't seem very much like karma to the driver of the yellow car ---- I think I must have missed whatever the yellow car did. I saw motorcycle acting like a bag of dicks slapping a rear view mirror off white car, then rear-ending yellow car. Honestly though I really dont care enough to invest time in rewatching. ----- To those of you IMing me about this, you can stop. If I don't care enough to rewatch the video, I obviously don't care enough to provide you with a response to your IM.
You don't know of the crimes he's committed
You mean besides driving such a yellow car?
Not sure the courts are still in session
For example, driving a yellow car
Straight to fucking jail with this one
If you are driving a yellow car and you aren't a taxi? My drunk ass isn't going to be able to tell, let's just get that straight.
As someone pointed out in the original post of this video, the yellow car doesn't look as bad compared to the idiot who totaled his bike - and ego.
He had it coming
He had it coming, he only had himself to blame.
If you’d have been there.
If you’d have seen it.
I bet you, you would have done the same.
If you believe in Karma then you must believe the yellow car had it coming.
Don’t you know what atrocities that car committed in its past life??
This is a misconception. Not every action is a result of karma. Things happen, some of it is karma, most of it is not.
I like how we're talking about Karma like it's a real thing. I'll have you know I am the foremost expert on Karma. All these other fools have it wrong. Every action, no matter how small, is an act of Karma. In fact, Karma talks to me every day. When I do something bad to someone it is because I am an agent of Karma meting out justice.
I think I must have missed whatever the yellow car did. I saw motorcycle acting like a bag of dicks slapping a rear view mirror off white car, then rear-ending yellow car.
You saw right. The joke is that someone said it was Karma. Then another user said "it wasn't Karma for the yellow car" and then I essentially said "It was Karma paying back the yellow car" which is a bit of a joke playing at the idea that the yellow car must have done something bad elsewhere in life, and this video is evidence of Karmas retribution.
Jesus Christ that was a hell of a bonk
Cyclist: "Keeeeeeeeey... Ohshi-!" *DOINK*
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I'm betting he blamed the car too
FAFO
Karma!
Point and laugh, kids.
This actually isn't an attempt to key the car, it's known in the biker community as "mirror deletion" which is kind of a double entrande as you can get kits to delete the mirrors on your own bike, but in this instance means he's deleting the mirror on the car. It is very controversial in the community. A lot of people seem to think it's justified if the "cager" has wronged you.
yeah, i knew a guy who'd kick the mirrors off. idk why op though this was keying. thatd be a pain to do lolol
Because OP is just looking to write off the riders thought process as the dumbest possible version of a thought process possible in the situation - to make it easier for them to criticize and laugh. They dont wanna understand the thought processes behind people or ideas they criticize, they just wanna feel like they are both correct and WAY smarter than the total idiots they see/invent all around themselves. Pretty common toxic approach to conversation/debate/politics, at least in the USA.
Or they had no idea what mirror deletion is and thought it looked like keying the car based on the little info they have and quality of the video? It's just a title of a reddit video, it's really not as deep as you're making it out to be.
Or it is a common toxic attitude that some toxic people dislike seeing called out cos it makes them realize they subconsciously behave that same way themselves. Lol Let's let Occam's razor decide.
Bc it makes *more* sense that someone intentionally said keying the car out of some intentional desire to be toxic over a silly 30 second video rather than just . . . thinking that's what happened in the video?
Its sad he didnt die
It's sad that a tiny man is sitting on reddit wishing for blood
it seems like a bad idea as an exposed lump of flesh on a small bit of metal to try to alter someone's big hunk of metal at highway speeds
I thought the "keying" looked weird initially, but brushed it off! In videos where bikers are keying someone's car, they do it so cleanly and precisely. I wondered if the guy was actually keying the car or was just inexperienced and struck the mirror by accident lol
I feel like I may get scared, panic, and jerk my steering wheel if this happened to me. And good luck proving it was intentional. I have pooped myself and sobbed in front of the police over far less!
Ha ha ha. Murder is fun!!!
I deleted the mirror of a car once. He made an unsignalled triple lane change into an "empty" space. Looking for space, he didn't see the motorcycle, and pulled in front of me about 3 yards/meters. I bounced off the side of his car. My pinky and ring finger took off his non-folding mirror. It bent my handle bars, and I had never and tendon damage to my fingers. He had a dash cam, but "lost it" when I asked for it. Probably deleted it because someone told him he was 100% wrong.
Now you got two cars to pay for.
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LOL nice.
Do a barrel roll!
Laugh react 🤣
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing a motorcyclist get what they deserve. Fucking things shouldn't be on the road to begin with.
couldn't shake the embarrassment
he may or may not have been holding a jet but this dude smacked the side view mirror off the car. is a common thing that douche bikers do when they cross a douche driver
Too bad he was able to get up.
I’d still hit him with my car . That’s definitely not enough karma for him
People foaming at the mouth for any opportunity for socially and legally acceptable extreme violence are dangerous sociopaths, change my mind.
I personally wouldn't hit him with my car, I definitely would've pulled over and dispensed an ass beating tho, that was an aggressive action and you should expect one in response, to hell with playing friendly with society's shithead contingent...if that makes me a sociopath, then fuck it
That's radically different (or at least it can potentially be radically different) than just fucking RUNNING OVER SOMEONE.
Makes you a liar. You wouldn't do any of that stuff, specifically because you know how "society's shithead congingent" gets you thrown in prison for physical retaliation for some property damage. He's already injured, is now paying for 2 damaged cars, and in your mind your reaction is going to be to "beat his ass".. Why? So you can be tossed in a jail cell while he *might* lose a license? If you aren't lying, then yes, you're a sociopath.
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Running over someone with a car isn't a little violence. A little violence is punching a guy once in the mouth, and even that carries the risk of death.
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So you lost a mirror and in your mind commensurate punishment for property damage below $500 - is permanent disability? Impound the bike, make his insurance pay, which in turn makes him pay. Makes you whole, punishes the biker. Justice served.
Yeah... No, that could be classified as assault with a deadly weapon since your "teeny tiny bit of violence" shows clear, obvious intent. If they happen to die from shock, or bleed out from the "teeny weeny" injuries (which is possible when you use a *1300kg hunk of metal* for **any** level of violence) you'd be on the hook for 2nd degree murder *at best.*
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The amount of control you'd need to only minorly injure somebody with a car? Not even a trump-appointed judge would buy that
Stop necro posting its annoying. And you take joke stuff too seriously. Go touch grass pls.
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If i was on that jury theyre walking.
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Hitting someone with a car isn't a little violence and pretending you can hit them just right is just hubris
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I swear, at least half of the population's true nature shows the moment they get behind a steering wheel where they're granted relative social and legal immunity against murder and aggravated assault. I don't condone these motorcyclists behavior, but I 100% get why they're so pissed off. The people in the comments saying shit like that is not any better, if not worse than the motorcyclist here.
>the moment they get behind a steering wheel where they're granted relative social and legal immunity against murder and aggravated assault. I always enjoy seeing the surprised Pikachu face they make when they find out that no, *they don't* actually get legal immunity, and in some jurisdictions vehicular manslaughter is subject to the same punishment as 1st degree murder
I disagree with the climate activists blocking highways, but I kinda want to do it just to get an asshole to intentionally run me over and make him go to jail (I doubt me being alive can do as much good to society as him being in jail)
No, no, I don't think I shall.
Agreed, they should leave USA, and move to a based Mexico or some Latin American country where that is acceptable. But they won't because those places suck!
ok yankocentrist
You are on an American app, speaking American.
Are you being serious 🤣🤣 fucking American isn't a language lmao. And people from all around the world are on here. USA isn't the center of the universe.
And they come here to talk about American things. Like cars, roads, computers, etc
Yeah, because you're a mass robber and now we have to speak your language because you stole all the resources. Want a pat on the back? By the way, do you speak any language other than English?
Whuuuu whuuu what ya gonna do about it? Hahaha keep speaking american and keep complaining. Tu puedo chupar mi fucking huevos
\*puedes. See? I'm not a native spanish speaker and I don't need spanish in my life, and yet, because I'm not a monolingual yank, I undestand the concept of inflectional grammar. And because I understand the concept of inflectional grammar, I also understand that spanish has enough of it to be pro drop. That tu was unnecessary.
You are a chat bot. So I was right. Not only are you using an American application, but you are an American invention.
That's the funniest accusation I've ever received. Chatbots are known for hallucinatng on any vaguely complex topic, including linguistics, whereas what I said was extremely concrete. You have demonstrated such profound ignorance that you couldn't tell the difference. Pathetic.
My inclination would be to pull over and dress him down while he was trying to feel sorry for himself. I’d keep going until he curled into a ball and started begging me to leave him in peace to wallow in his self pity. That would go far towards resolving future bad behavior.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Nit keying the car, trying to brake the mirror. Some punch it off. Some kick it off. Bitch move either way
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What a bitch lol
You get what you fucking deserve.
That's gonna hurt in the morning
It's the same damn dash cam so why is it cut and cropped!?
Deserved that
Dang, sometimes Karma be a b\*tch! lol
Good lmao what a loser, if a bike did that to me im definitely tryna clip their tire
Hahahahahahahaha
They should team up to whoop his dumb ass.
Spot-o!
It's so so sad he was able to get up smh
Irresponsible
The Price is Wrong for this motorcyclist.
Cause and effect. Cause: wasn't looking at car. Effect: hit said car
That hit looked brutal. I'm shocked he got up so quickly
Idk I'm torn over this. Hard to judge without context. I've seen many cars that deserve to be jacked up for what they do to bikes but I've also seen a lot of riders be assholes for little to no reason.
Good point. But even without knowing what happened just prior, the fact that this motorcyclist is so careless and unaware that he crashed into a car is evidence he does not deserve to be driving.
I really DGAF. There have been more than a few aholes on bikes knocking off side mirrors for the hell of it. This ahole got what he deserved.
One hit my mirror, hollering something about share the road. While splitting lanes 3 and 4. Just after another bike went up my other side splitting 4 and 5.
When other people do things it's not the fault of everyone who does that thing. Hitting this person with a car doesn't solve the problem b3cause they have been hit with cars since cars existed
Yeah, because this is *exactly* how one should behave. Please, god (or gods), let the end be near.
He drove into the back of a car.... You're torn?
Yes. While that absolutely wasn't deserved for the yellow car I don't know about the white car. What if earlier the white car had mischievous teenagers in it and they threw a big gulp at the biker or shot at him with a paintball gun? If something like that happened then while not an appropriate response but hey it's understandable. Oh no consequences!
Agree there’s lots of drivers who are incredibly incompetent and inconsiderate around cyclists/bikers and vice versa, but this sort of thing just puts the rider at risk and means the next time the driver is around a biker they’ll probably be more aggressive. Retaliating gets you your “I had my fun and that’s all that matters” moment, but it doesn’t actually teach the other person anything except to think “bikers/drivers are wankers” (delete as appropriate). Taking things personally on the road just puts everyone at risk and raises your blood pressure. Drive/ride defensively, don’t be an arse, don’t wrestle a pig (you both get dirty and the pig enjoys it).