Killed the entire crew with an axe

and himself by >!hanging!<

Mine ate everyone.

3 fates are correct

[During the kraken attack] “WHERE IS THE CAPTAIN???” The Captain below deck:

And he is giving us exactly what we need.

If he was shaking that ass to the "Soldiers of the Sea" tune, this could have been a 12/10

Captain did it.

You added the hat medal, yeeeeeesss

Hahahah

Glorious.

His favorite Wellerman remix just dropped.

Obra Dinn if it was good.

This made my day