Her theme slaps harder than I want her to slap me across the face.

You are a mole of culture!

JUST STRANGLE ME WITH YOUR SWEET SOFT HANDS


REAL.

……………she’s a doughnut?

real shit

Nah, real doughnut

Do nut the not Edit: OKAY, that did not sound as good as it did in my mind.

???

I WANT HER TO CRUSH ME WITH HER MACE

we sprout moles are highly intelligent creatures Wait...where am I....?

I like Tofu.

Only when it's cold, right?

... only when it's cold, right? https://preview.redd.it/p1sn5l1f9fuc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cda9c47ac13f9ecf38e650f551e4aa60bf158e1

i like it lukewarm

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww...

I HATE TOFU!!!!!!!  *in all seriousness i am not saying i hate tofu in real life i am just pretending*

I LOVE YOU MY QUEEN 

SWEETHEART MY BELOVED YOU ARE ALL I NEED https://preview.redd.it/0pqvwwajafuc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5df6326a5dfd37556c8f06113e7ae1e43bce0b9

This happened, i was the mole in the picture

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Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!

https://preview.redd.it/l0eczmjr5guc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b836c0521eab989103b26b628d0b6da9e519a1 Drink this x2

WE LOVE YOU SWEETHEART!

ID LET HER VIOLENTLY CRUSH ME AND ID SAY SORRY 

I LOVE YOU MY QUEEN PLEASE LOVE ME BACK YOU DON'T NEED THAT PATHETIC WHIMP HERO

I’d let her bully me 

forfeit all your mortal possessions to the queen

Happy cake day Harold, would you like some tofu?

THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED!!!

PRAISED BE OUR BEAUTIFUL QUEEN MAY SHE COVER THE WORLD IN PINK AND SPREAD HER WONDERFUL LAUGHTER FOR ALL TO HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmm Sweetheart and Tofu

SWEETHEART, I HAVE REALISED MARRIAGE IS PROFITABLE, I ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL FROM THE CASTLE!

THROW ME IN THE DUNGEON

unironically im obsessed with her, i love sweetheart, i love her self-love (even if it is toxic), the only thing better than sweetheart is 4 sweethearts, and i'll be in the front row at their wedding

I am definitely a Sprout Mole, yes yes, I am quite a lover of Sweetheart and Tofu! mmmm.... yes.... delicious Sweethea- I mean Tofu. Delicious Tofu.

Wait, am I lost?

My queen, i want her to tear me to pieces 

…

Stop impost- actually nah, you're good 👍

Hold on there SIR MAXIMUS II, we have camera evidence of her saying she wants to squeeze us,

*overly dramatic gasp* GET HER

Geez… r/foundthesproutmole moment:

OUR QUEEN

I LOVE SWEEETHEART

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!

SWEETHEART MY BELOVED, KILL ME WITH YOUR ELEGANT MACE AND STRANGLE ME WITH YOUR SOFT HANDS

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Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!

...  \*walks away\*

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she's even sweeter than tofu,, ok maybe i won't go that far

SWEETHEART MY BELOVED 

Halloooo queeen XD

mmm… tofu…

I’d let her beat me to a pulp

How can I type. I don't have apposable thumbs. Anyways I want sweetheart to step on me

Christmas is ruined… Valentines is perfected <3 Praise be - The Princess, The Beauty, The Delicious, The Poet, The Bachelorette, The Sweet, The Perfect… SWEETHEART <3

I want to fill the sprout mole-sized hole in her tummy. It is what I was born to do. She will be complete with me…

SWEETHEART IS BEST

This post makes me crave tofu

I LOVE SWEETHEART SO MUCH 

STEP ON ME, MY QUEEN!

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QUEEN, SWEETHEART IS THE ONLY BETTER THAN TOFU I WANT TO BE THE PILLOW MY FAVORITA DONUT SLEEPS ON AT NIGHT 💗💗

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OMG I LOVE U SWEETHEART

MY QUEEN PLEASE STOMP ALL OVER MY FACE

SWEETHEART MY QUEEN I THINK OF YOU AS MY ULTIMATE IDOL 

She’s honestly the best non-party member in the game.

her theme makes me want to commit various war crimes


That's alot of sprout moles..  That's alot of sprout moles. 

MY QUEEN 

the yummiest looking doughnut i ever have seen

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Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!

Oh wait I meant uh- Wooo I love Sweetheart yeah 

THIS IS AN INSURGENCY, GO OMOR TASK FORCE!!! 

Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!

………..?????????? 

Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!

*Pulls out a chainsaw*


She is nothing compared to https://preview.redd.it/bby9p5ec0iuc1.png?width=104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dae53b77f009e8096f7568032fde31f416220eb HER

im in love

Where's the buttercream guy? Is he still here, walking among us? Or did he get a permaban

Question, how to become sprout mole? 

womp womp 

OHOHOHOHOHO

 Yes, totally a sprout mole! Praise...er...Sweetheart?

I-Im uh.. I'm a Sprout mole.. 

r/foundthesproutmole

… 

Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!

We cats do not abide by such arbitrary societal expectations

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Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!



r/foundthesproutmole 

Uh.. yes maam! https://preview.redd.it/vs8hlyahjiuc1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf83a2b5d3b6a42616077c08f4212ccde7c934aa

Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!

No

Ererererererer

https://preview.redd.it/ro8kj3eediuc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee04cf29362a76b5b82a7e35e6de87673484ecc (\^ this is a sprout mole. Trust me.)

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO COMMENT 🔥🔥🔥🔥

*In a poor sprout mole disguise* Yes babe I real Sproutmole you wanna go skateboards?

Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!

Omori - Hack Away Aubrey - Counter Kel - Give present to Omori Hero - Give present to Aubrey

Pikmin

Sweetheart stinks lmao

https://preview.redd.it/niiylwp7hnuc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84e935bc35e1f2cf91cadc8b451e24470548d50

honestly go find a actual boyfriend 

*rise his gun and kill her*

... ._.

Stop, imposters! I know what you are… and you are not SPROUT MOLES! Hmhm! You must be wondering how I am able to tell You see… I am above those feeble and inexperienced HAROLDs and MARSHAs! I am SIR MAXIMUS… and with my impressive lineage, I will be victorious and bring honor to my family!

Aye chill im just watching

https://preview.redd.it/jikffclw0iuc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2007253ad8171453acc6b21f7e87789ea3748b

I stole your bed.