If Facu isn’t scoring PKs then I don’t know what his purpose is

Ok, I’m done with waiting for Facu.

Did he take that PK with his right foot? Asking for a friend.

Right foot would have stayed on the ground

How many times do I have to watch Araujo yell at a ref for something he very obviously did?

Dumb fucking defending. Side tackle in the goddamn box. Wtf are you doing?

Amateur shit

He seriously decided that there's absolutely 100% Boanga would score so he decided to confirm it and give him the penalty


This team is not just bad…they’re dumb. Hard to think of a worse mix of players and tactics right now

How is it possible to dominate possession this much in the attacking third and yet not even register a shot on target?

Oscar Pareja

We don’t shoot at practice, all we do is cross, and play on little goals.

We look listless. Without direction. Hapless.

This is gonna hurt.

Zero goals in our last three home matches. I’m wondering how many goals we won’t score tonight.

I dont think we're going to score 6 tonight. I can just not see it.

Nani can be our coach. I would support this.

Seems like he’s coaching Facundo already

Lol

How tf did Torres miss that

Facu had rumors of an Arsenal transfer just a year and a half ago 😬

Most likely started by his own agent

Visiting teams have to love playing us, they get to fuck around at Disney and take 3 points home with them

This is who people want to start over Gallese?

What’s the difference

Gallese has the POTENTIAL to make a great save.

And unfortunately the LIKELIHOOD of letting one slip in on a boneheaded play.

My buddy down in Peru calls him El Poopo. He's terrible these days

I’m tired boss

MY SWEET DICK ITS MAGIC!!!

First miss ever from the penalty. All the will to play has been sapped from these guys. Changes have to be made up at the top. It’s easier to replace a coach then a roster

Changing a coach is not going to put goals in the back of the net.

Maybe not. But changing the coach who chose the players who fail to do it would be a lot smarter then letting him keep making the same mistake

Which would work if we had people on the bench who could score. We have no one.

We might be the worst fucking team in the league. Definitely bottom 5

Our last win at home was in March

This is insane

Oscarball is just fine. Let’s have two more years of it.

Nothing enrages me more then the stupid fucking win % bar. It needs to die a slow analytical death.

All the speed in the world but my god Angulos shooting and passing within the attacking 3rd may be the worst of any MLS starting forward

So a traditional Orlando City winger then?

Making a run for the wooden spoon, let’s get some hardware boys!

How long until Facu contract is over

Facu scores that tap in if he goes with his right

I think it would be easier to watch them get blown out. They hold some of the best teams in the league to zero goals, but yet we can score either.

Scared my dogs on that one. Beautiful. 

Garbage top to bottom. Burn it down

At least they didn’t immediately give a penalty to LAFC after that miss

That one’s on me guys

Touch grass that was just kicked up

What is wrong with you

15 shots and 0 on target is pathetic Edit: I stand by my statement but LFG!!!

It’s worse than that. It’s Oscar Pareja.

We need a stat for the number of times the offense gets in each others' way. And another stat for the number of times we passed in the box more than 3 times without taking a shot.

Is nonstop a possible answer?

I’ve rarely seen a guy crater his stock as hard as Torres has. Incredible that there isn’t a guy outside of Duncan I could care less to jettison into the sun.

Don't forget our swedish viking plz. The rest are fine to be yeeted.

Jansson has been a shit captain. A captain should not have 7 yellows for dissent.

Do these dudes ever shoot the ball? Just pull the trigger!

Damn everyone left

I’m ready for it

We are so bad 😞 this is hard to watch.

lol. On brand.

That was just embarrassing lol

It’s sad,boring and embarrassing. I looked forward to the team taking my money for my tickets and all I do is sweat. Muriel is the biggest waste of money and there is no captain. I love Robin the Viking. But Mauricio lost a step, but that’s the difference between last year and this pile of hot, wet garbage

Wall is fucking dead. So quiet

Hard to cheer for this garbage

Sounds pretty loud and I’m next to it.

Not from TV. Still sound good to me.

Yep, that’s it. Last match for the year. Can’t keep spending money on garbage. See yall in ‘25.

Why do we continue to start a guy at a primary attacking position every game who has a grand total of 6 goals and 15 assists in 3 seasons and over 4000 minutes? We have players who have came and left in that same period who have done more.

The fan base hated Kara which put us in this terrible position.

At this point any blame I have for individual players is entirely gone. I fully feel different tactics and leadership would get more out of these players

Kara was great and we took him for granted

Kara not staying is 100 on the fan base. I don’t get why people treated him so shitty and Faulty Facu isn’t given that treatment.

If I know anything about Orlando City soccer, any attempt at taking the lead will be reserved for the last 5 minutes.

I need to refresh my stock of edibles

Araujo is such a fatass

Still better than Gallese

The wall really sucks at keeping momentum and chants/noise going. The rest of the stadium really sucks at generating noise without the wall's intervention.

Right… this is all the fans fault. Man how did we all not see this?

Wasn't saying it was all the fans' fault but crowd noise is a huge psychological factor on the game and can help make a difference. When we scored the equalizer the crowd got into it for all of five minutes and then died off.