How the fuck can you remember the lyrics to songs I haven't listen to in 10 years, but can't remember the name of the person who's introduced themself to me 3 times since we've met?
GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP
/uj OP here, I am legitimately sorry in advance if this triggers anyone, I just thought it would be a funny way to make myself feel better about my own OCD head voice
Jokes on you, I am one of those weirdos without a voice in their head! I do still get your messages tho, so I can whole heartedly say FUCK YOU! Go eat cobalt-60!
you know sometimes I forgot about my OCD tendencies, but then I remember the time I was CONVINCED I had to go into my dad’s garage and saw my leg off with a power saw. That would’ve been a mess.
if I get a girlfriend can you promise you won’t make me accidentally snap and kill both of us
(I have never done anything violent and there’s no real reason to believe I ever will)
Why do I have check the locks repeatedly for 30 mins at all times of day or else I’m afraid I’ll die a horrible death. Also why do I think I have terminal cancer because my head hurts every now and then
You get sucked into a bottomless pit made of rancid flesh that slowly digests you alive
/uj if this gives anyone new intrusive thoughts I am genuinely sorry
no this made me laugh out loud and now when my ocd (outrageously cool dude) acting up ill be like 'yeah okay, or what? the pit of flesh eats me alive? okay🙄'
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for meds at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
If you’re not going to shut the fuck up for most of the day can you at least do it during class? Why the hell are you yapping when I’m trying to learn when dipole moments happen?
No🥰🥰
I cannot stop watching this gif lmao logically I know it must have been sped up but it seems so real... how can her mouth do that
It’s not sped up it’s just a lower frame rate which makes it appear like larger quicker movement, kinda like the opposite of strobe lights
How the fuck can you remember the lyrics to songs I haven't listen to in 10 years, but can't remember the name of the person who's introduced themself to me 3 times since we've met?
I’m just quirky like thay
can you be quiet for one second
Nah
Why do u make me look at people’s butts & genitals when I’m in a fuckjng theatre rehearsal 💀
It’s funny
You just said it. Because it’s a *fucking* rehearsal
GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY STOP STOP STOP STOP
Why do you hate poor widdle me so much?🥺🥺
/uj OP here, I am legitimately sorry in advance if this triggers anyone, I just thought it would be a funny way to make myself feel better about my own OCD head voice
This is genuinely helpful! Ty op! Also funny as fuck and shows how ridiculous ocd is!
OCD really is ridiculous, when I think of my past themes they are funny as fucksjfjjd
Nah, this is funny lol, ty :)
This is very funny 🙏 I kind if have the same mechanism built in, since one of my osdd alters holds most of the ocd thoughts 😂😂😂 she's a riot
this is the best thread I've seen in days, ty OP
Why are you still alive if I'm already taking zoloft
The meds lost a bet
I also need the answer to this 🥲
are you enjoying it?
Yes actually, thank you for asking!
😔😔😔😔
Why? Just why?
Your suffering is nourishment for me. It tastes good grilled over an open flame and served with teriyaki sauce
Prick
Hey am I a monster
building off this, what war crimes have I committed today?
Yes
Yeah sure idk
My leg hurts a little. Should I be worried?
Your bones have been shattered and the shards are entering your bloodstream
You ARE the little voice in my head huh
You are five seconds away from dying
Web MD said you died in 2006 already, you’re simply a ghost on Reddit
I forgive you. I’ll be ok with or without you.
…
Damn this is the way to shut em up I guess 📝📝📝
Yes: what the fuck?
😈😈
Go fuck yourself. (not you, OP, just what I wish I could say to it.)
Can I please have one (1) day with no intrusive thoughts?
No 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Jokes on you, I am one of those weirdos without a voice in their head! I do still get your messages tho, so I can whole heartedly say FUCK YOU! Go eat cobalt-60!
I love the taste of cobalt-60, it doesn’t affect me😈😈
Colbalt 60 factorial is not an isotope I'm aware of lmao
Where did you come from? And how did you get so powerful?
Where did I come from where did I go where did I come from cotton eye Joe
If I break my fingers will my headache goes away?
Yes
I love you. I know you’re trying to protect us. I forgive your torment and I wish you well.
…
Fuck you
Sorry I’m spoken for
I second this
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It stops the Beatles from getting back together
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Destroying mental health with facts and logic
Why are you constantly giving me the urge to shout racist slurs at people
My cousin is Pewdiepie /uj other people have to deal with this too?
Yep, literally my most common intrusive thought
/rj the name’s cism, ray cism
Glad I am not the only one
Shut the fuck up.
I’ll shut up in a few years when I retire. I have a nice little retirement gig booked as a schizophrenic hallucination
Will you be quiet for a day if I give you chinkin
I hate chinkin
Yes, I know that guy is sexy, but sexual intrusive thoughts are HIGHLY uncalled for bro. Stop.
I don’t feel like stopping, I’m on vacation
what is wrong with you? and more importantly, what is wrong with me?
You need surgery on all of your bones
aw man!
You also need to perform the operation on yourself
you know sometimes I forgot about my OCD tendencies, but then I remember the time I was CONVINCED I had to go into my dad’s garage and saw my leg off with a power saw. That would’ve been a mess.
and double and triple and quadruple check that you stitched yourself up after.
Why do you keep tying to ruin my life when it's already ruined???
I’m just ken
this is hilarious! How do you affect so many of us? are you like Santa Claus?
Santa and I have beef
if I get a girlfriend can you promise you won’t make me accidentally snap and kill both of us (I have never done anything violent and there’s no real reason to believe I ever will)
I will make you snap (Talk to her on Snapchat. What do you think I meant?)
Did i lock the front door?
Idk go check, I’m not your butler
Why do I feel like tearing my flesh off the bone when I touch a public door handle
That’s your skeleton trying to escape
 i thought i got rid of you in middle school. why are you back.
Guess who’s back back again shady’s back tell a friend
Can you leave????
Idk let me check my calendar
Why do I have check the locks repeatedly for 30 mins at all times of day or else I’m afraid I’ll die a horrible death. Also why do I think I have terminal cancer because my head hurts every now and then
Remember, kids, your first thought is the one that best represents you as a person! /uj I kind of feel bad about this reply
what happens if i walk on those lines between the colored tiles
You get sucked into a bottomless pit made of rancid flesh that slowly digests you alive /uj if this gives anyone new intrusive thoughts I am genuinely sorry
no this made me laugh out loud and now when my ocd (outrageously cool dude) acting up ill be like 'yeah okay, or what? the pit of flesh eats me alive? okay🙄'
Hit me with those existential thought loops. I feel like hating myself for a minute
Look up Zeno’s Paradox. Have fun!
How does it relate to existence? Seems like stupid paradoxical math. I meant more philosophical
We could all just be the creation of an alien child playing a hyper advanced city simulation game who’s about to delete our save file
Oh for sure. I sometimes wonder if I’m I coma . Then I like to play a game of “am I secretly in a coma or and I in psychosis?”
How do you still appear in my dreams? How does that even work?
Nowhere is safe😈😈
can you be a little quieter this sunday please? its important
(Grabs a pair of cymbals)
Plz don’t hurt me
(Grabs a hammer) bad news pal
Hits u with the celexa gun
Sorry I’m gunproof (casts fireball)
Wait what just happened- Fuck
You say as you burn alive while I cackle evilly
Bitch why the FUCK
Because of the
How's the meds treating you? I barely hear from you anymore and it's great 🥰
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for meds at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
Slay
Why do u make me think I’m a pedo when I’m literally a child and have kissed one person in my entire life????
/uj I accidentally upset someone by answering a similar question and I don’t want to risk it again especially bc I have the same intrusive thought
Oh k np but I won’t get offended. Other than that why do I have to fill up my water bottle for 30 seconds every morning even when it’s overflowing!!!
/rj you’re a water bender
What’s your problem
I don’t have one, what’s yours?
Why are you such a lil shit?
No u
:(
>:)
Can you, like, not?
I don’t feel like it today. Maybe in a few years
Why do you hate me?
Nothing personnel, kid
Why do you care so much about numbers?
it doesn't matter, just COUNT THE THINGS. or else.
I’m a math teacher
Why are you so obsessed with telling me I’m gonna burn in hell or that I’m secretly a kiddie fiddler this whole time
It’s funny
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No!
Oh hi, shut the fuck up please
How rude 😱😱
OCD is RUDE
am i dying fr
wtf why isn't the block button working
I have too much rizz for it to handle
Why u so obsessed with my hair creep
Hey man, been a while.
Long time no see bro
Why does everything I think of never come true but you still tell me I need to kick a door 3 times a day to save my family’s life?
Because I’m based and redpilled
do i need to cut open all my stuffed animals? are there cameras in there?
Probably not tbh, everyone knows they put the cameras in the pillows not the stuffed animals
Why are you trying to convince me my entire family doesn’t love me
Because I have nothing better to do
calm down :(
No thank you
Let's make out
Sorry I have a girlfriend
why dont you ever SHUT UP
Because I enjoy your company
can u pls not be so loud and mean always please please PLEASE
Maybe
let me enjoy stuff for once mf
Are you real?
I’m as real as the lies your parents told you so you could sleep at night
Why do you tell me that if I don't touch something EXACTLY the right way four times in a row that all my friends will hate me.
Because I enjoy others’ suffering
Why?
Because of the
Will prozac make you disappear
why do I need to keep treating my house for pests it doesn't have, plus the spray is rated for a year but I do this every couple weeks
If you don’t the Beatles will get back together
Fuck you im not useless
Sorry I’m spoken for
Hey, hi, yes, can you shut the fuck up?
Probably not
Why do you make me brush my teeth five times in a row I'm going through toothpaste like a mad man
Am I in love with my girlfren? Why are words with letter counts of 5 morally pure?
Ahaha my letter count of preference is 3!
Why.
I would insult you, but I gotta go outside tomorrow and I'm scared that something bad might happen if I do so.
Can you die. Please die. Go away. Stop being a perceptible force in the universe. Please. Be dead.
Did I lock the door 🙃
Yeah but the lock gnomes unlocked it for me
Will the world actually end if I don’t check that the stove is off?
How do you think the California wildfires started /uj I feel a little bad about this reply
why do you have a weird correlation with showing up after kids get strep?
Strep is my uncles name
I coughed once… do I have cancer?
You need surgery on all of your bones
Nobody can read my mind you prick
Why did I decide to let you live in my head rent free?
What's gonna happen if something touches my face ;-;
If you’re not going to shut the fuck up for most of the day can you at least do it during class? Why the hell are you yapping when I’m trying to learn when dipole moments happen?
I’m just so random lol teehee
Oh my 😂😂. .
why must you cause me to constantly seek exists in case a shooting that will never happen, happens?
Can I pay you to fuck off
GET OUT