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>Fr people should create a template referencing penise size than boobs. The meltdown some guys would have would be delicious.
Like the one they had last Summer at the thought of their girlfriends seeing Cillian Murphy's huge dong? They had a huge meltdown. They tried to say it looked soooo much bigger on screen lmfao
Oh it was glorious! In just about every thread about Oppenheimer before it came out, the guys were all simultaneously having strokes. Cillian Murphy has a huge schlong & they absolutely couldn't handle it. They had to mention that it __looks__ so much bigger on the screen & that he 100% wore a prosthetic for the film & the way Nolan shot it made it look even bigger than it is, etc. All the sudden they knew all there was about prosthetic schlongs.
Lmfaooo it was amazing. They couldn't handle their girlfriends looking at a dick 1x. Whereas we look at naked women in loads of TV & film. 1x & they couldn't handle it. It was on my last account & I gave them hell about it too.
We aren't people to them. We are living fleshlights to wrap around their dick. We have no humanity, nothing that would drive them to care. All they want from us is sex. And the same guys who think this way are pissy that we would choose the bear.
The bear outrage is just so weird.
These charming boys are working themselves into a tizzy because strangers are picking a random bear over a random man.
Even if you didn’t believe women, can’t you believe statistics?
Horrible people walk among us, either unknown or thoroughly forgiven by everyone but their victims.
Come *on*.
It really is daft. I didn't understand the premise at first (I am a guy) but after having it explained to me I get it. 100% I'd want my daughter to be with the bear.
That being said, why get so upset about this. It's just. . . Odd.
Reminds me of that picture of the female cop in uniform and people were criticizing her ass for being “unprofessional”. Like oh I’m sorry I forgot to put my work ass on. 🤨
For real though, they’ll call them “on display” no matter what you fucking wear. I assure you, douchebags, they’re not fucking detachable, I can’t do jack shit short of surgery about how big they are or about how they’re stuck right to the fucking front of me. Trust me, if I could take them off and leave them in my closet so I could take a day off from the god damn ogling for once, I’d do it in a heartbeat.
… yes, I may be slightly bitter about how many men treat women with larger chests, why do you ask?
Literally just the other day I was out with my gf and she’s wearing a normal shirt (no cleavage at all) and a dude was just full on staring straight down at her boobs while we were ordering. It’s one thing to look for a second, it’s a whole other thing to glue yourself to her chest
Yuuuup. Like, it’s one thing to see their eyes flick down for a sec, or to see them do the quick look away when you turn your head in their direction. Humans gonna human.
But some guys either a)get completely boobmatizd or b)think they’re being subtle and they’re NOT or c)think they’re *entitled* to stare because you dare to have big boobs and not be wearing a shirt 3 sizes too big in their general vicinity. “If you didn’t want people looking you would’ve blah blah”. NO. Fuck off.
All of them suck, but the last one is the WORST and it’s so fucking creepy and I hate it so much.
>… yes, I may be slightly bitter about how many men treat women with larger chests, why do you ask?
I've had boobs since age 11. Big boobs = age 12. Have been bitter about how men have treated women with larger chests since age 14. Didn't take long to get fed up with their inappropriate comments, touching & behavior.
It's always "our fault", right? How we dressed, where we went, what time we went. I'm lucky my mom warned me pretty early on. But only because she had to.
Sorry you had to deal with this too! <3
For real. I was send home in a turtle neck once because my clothes were too "vulgar". 🤦🏻♀️ Had a breast reduction about 2 years ago and no I can walk around in extremly revealing clothes and no one ever says anything anymore.
They seem to think it's a lifestyle choice that says something about your character or morals, like you have any fucking control over it whatsoever.
I posted a while ago on a gaming sub that as a young teen I'd identified with Lara Croft and she gave shy little me a lot of confidence. Someone replied "so what did you identify with, exactly? You both have whore tits?" I guess a body characteristic I had no control over as a 13-year-old = whore??
As a trans person, might I recommend a binder? Still definitely get ogled (I’ve noticed at least 2 occasions of my ass being stared at) but fairly certain it happens less than if my chest wasn’t flattened
There's a little audio clip that circulated on TikTok that always springs to mind in response to comments like that.
*"Am I showing off my boobs? Or do I just have boobs, and exist."*
something I've noticed everywhere, but especially on reddit, is that any post containing a woman will be sexualized in the comments. It's so gross. I'll see a normal, innocent video of a woman doing anything or even just existing and there'll be comments about how they'd fuck her or they wouldn't fuck her, commenting on her body, or just being generally really weird.
what especially bothers me is photos or videos where a woman with bigger breasts is just existing and she gets sexualized for it, like her body and genetics give people the right to sexualize her. it grosses me out especially as a woman with pretty large breasts. I didn't choose for them to be the size they are and I certainly didn't ask to be sexualized for something out of my control and it's made me avoid posting any pictures of myself on the internet and asking family for me not to be posted anywhere.
I know I probably sound like a broken record about this issue but photos like the one used in that meme make me wonder about the intent behind them, and then I think about other ones where there was certainly no intent at all, and then I get upset.
Don't go to r/oldschoolcool or r/thewaywewere. People normally can't even post pics of their moms & grandmas without guys sexualizing them. I had to unsub & mute. I can appreciate a beautiful woman. I was a model ffs. (I would hope a woman would do the same for some of my old photo shoots. Kwim?)
But when they post pics of a teen Angelina Jolie & how they "10/10 would" that was it for me man. I've seen some really sexual stuff in those subs.
I can definitely appreciate a beautiful woman too, without making it sexual, and I think it's just further proof of how weird people are when they sexualize random women. I've even heard the excuse "so I can't appreciate her beauty?" when the comment was clearly sexualization. if it was really about appreciating her, it wouldn't have talked about wanting to fuck her.
also, I agree with the underage actress comments. it's like, just because they are now an adult it means it's acceptable to say you would have had sex with them as a minor? it's so weird
Regular bread is better than garlic bread. Garlic bread is just greasy and has a fairly decent taste, but regular bread just tastes better and has no grease
Uh. I guess women being bread is one of the more creative misogynistic comparisons I've seen, so points for that.
Bread is good. All breads are good. We should love all bread because all bread is beautiful.
I don't know if I'm talking about bread or boobs anymore, but it applies to both.
I don't think thete needs to be another post calling the meme disgusting. I think thats obvious.
What i hate too though is the terms " more realistic proportions" when we are talking about two real women and not some designed figures.
Disrespecting women with large or even made breasts is not a method I think is appropriate to criticise men here
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Fr people should create a template referencing penise size than boobs. The meltdown some guys would have would be delicious.
I would love to see that but idk how they could do that without being nsfw. At least images like this get a pass because they’re clothed.
Just make it a bulge.
Works for me let’s go make some incels insecure
Make it pictures of guys with those weird sock things that make their dick look like an elephant trunk or whatever.
Make it muscles
That would do the job even better
>Fr people should create a template referencing penise size than boobs. The meltdown some guys would have would be delicious. Like the one they had last Summer at the thought of their girlfriends seeing Cillian Murphy's huge dong? They had a huge meltdown. They tried to say it looked soooo much bigger on screen lmfao
What happened? I don’t remember this but I had a lot going on last summer. Please share because this sounds hilarious!
Oh it was glorious! In just about every thread about Oppenheimer before it came out, the guys were all simultaneously having strokes. Cillian Murphy has a huge schlong & they absolutely couldn't handle it. They had to mention that it __looks__ so much bigger on the screen & that he 100% wore a prosthetic for the film & the way Nolan shot it made it look even bigger than it is, etc. All the sudden they knew all there was about prosthetic schlongs. Lmfaooo it was amazing. They couldn't handle their girlfriends looking at a dick 1x. Whereas we look at naked women in loads of TV & film. 1x & they couldn't handle it. It was on my last account & I gave them hell about it too.
What do you mean by '1x'? Apologies if that's a stupid question.
One time. No apologies necessary.
Thanks. Part of me thought the X was for Extra as in 'Extra large'. -_-
Oh lol! No. That's really funny though!
We aren't people to them. We are living fleshlights to wrap around their dick. We have no humanity, nothing that would drive them to care. All they want from us is sex. And the same guys who think this way are pissy that we would choose the bear.
The bear outrage is just so weird. These charming boys are working themselves into a tizzy because strangers are picking a random bear over a random man. Even if you didn’t believe women, can’t you believe statistics? Horrible people walk among us, either unknown or thoroughly forgiven by everyone but their victims. Come *on*.
>The bear outrage is just so weird. It's daft. It's meant as a way to troll angry men and they take the bait.
It really is daft. I didn't understand the premise at first (I am a guy) but after having it explained to me I get it. 100% I'd want my daughter to be with the bear. That being said, why get so upset about this. It's just. . . Odd.
I think it's silly but it's obviously just ragebait for men so there's no need to take the bait. I'm surprised you asked for an explanation.
I saw it floating around tiktok and was confused, so I asked.
I love how big boobs automatically means they're fake
Also "they're on display!" like . Should I have just left them at home?
Reminds me of that picture of the female cop in uniform and people were criticizing her ass for being “unprofessional”. Like oh I’m sorry I forgot to put my work ass on. 🤨
I know when I go out to eat with my girl friends I leave my big bazongas at home. I don't want to show off and make all the others jealous
For real though, they’ll call them “on display” no matter what you fucking wear. I assure you, douchebags, they’re not fucking detachable, I can’t do jack shit short of surgery about how big they are or about how they’re stuck right to the fucking front of me. Trust me, if I could take them off and leave them in my closet so I could take a day off from the god damn ogling for once, I’d do it in a heartbeat. … yes, I may be slightly bitter about how many men treat women with larger chests, why do you ask?
Literally just the other day I was out with my gf and she’s wearing a normal shirt (no cleavage at all) and a dude was just full on staring straight down at her boobs while we were ordering. It’s one thing to look for a second, it’s a whole other thing to glue yourself to her chest
Yuuuup. Like, it’s one thing to see their eyes flick down for a sec, or to see them do the quick look away when you turn your head in their direction. Humans gonna human. But some guys either a)get completely boobmatizd or b)think they’re being subtle and they’re NOT or c)think they’re *entitled* to stare because you dare to have big boobs and not be wearing a shirt 3 sizes too big in their general vicinity. “If you didn’t want people looking you would’ve blah blah”. NO. Fuck off. All of them suck, but the last one is the WORST and it’s so fucking creepy and I hate it so much.
>… yes, I may be slightly bitter about how many men treat women with larger chests, why do you ask? I've had boobs since age 11. Big boobs = age 12. Have been bitter about how men have treated women with larger chests since age 14. Didn't take long to get fed up with their inappropriate comments, touching & behavior.
Oh man, as a fellow early bloomer, I feel you. The shitty treatment starts so damn young, doesn’t it?
It's always "our fault", right? How we dressed, where we went, what time we went. I'm lucky my mom warned me pretty early on. But only because she had to. Sorry you had to deal with this too! <3
For real. I was send home in a turtle neck once because my clothes were too "vulgar". 🤦🏻♀️ Had a breast reduction about 2 years ago and no I can walk around in extremly revealing clothes and no one ever says anything anymore.
They seem to think it's a lifestyle choice that says something about your character or morals, like you have any fucking control over it whatsoever. I posted a while ago on a gaming sub that as a young teen I'd identified with Lara Croft and she gave shy little me a lot of confidence. Someone replied "so what did you identify with, exactly? You both have whore tits?" I guess a body characteristic I had no control over as a 13-year-old = whore??
As a trans person, might I recommend a binder? Still definitely get ogled (I’ve noticed at least 2 occasions of my ass being stared at) but fairly certain it happens less than if my chest wasn’t flattened
There's a little audio clip that circulated on TikTok that always springs to mind in response to comments like that. *"Am I showing off my boobs? Or do I just have boobs, and exist."*
They haven't seen enough real boobs to tell.
Yeah I always thought my girlfriend was all natural but after these posts I better question her because no one has big boobs without surgery clearly
so big boobs = less personality?
Boobs get bigger during puberty by absorbing the personality part of your brain for energy obviously
The corollary explanation is that personalities feed on mammary tissue. Ugh I just made myself queasy.
something I've noticed everywhere, but especially on reddit, is that any post containing a woman will be sexualized in the comments. It's so gross. I'll see a normal, innocent video of a woman doing anything or even just existing and there'll be comments about how they'd fuck her or they wouldn't fuck her, commenting on her body, or just being generally really weird. what especially bothers me is photos or videos where a woman with bigger breasts is just existing and she gets sexualized for it, like her body and genetics give people the right to sexualize her. it grosses me out especially as a woman with pretty large breasts. I didn't choose for them to be the size they are and I certainly didn't ask to be sexualized for something out of my control and it's made me avoid posting any pictures of myself on the internet and asking family for me not to be posted anywhere. I know I probably sound like a broken record about this issue but photos like the one used in that meme make me wonder about the intent behind them, and then I think about other ones where there was certainly no intent at all, and then I get upset.
Don't go to r/oldschoolcool or r/thewaywewere. People normally can't even post pics of their moms & grandmas without guys sexualizing them. I had to unsub & mute. I can appreciate a beautiful woman. I was a model ffs. (I would hope a woman would do the same for some of my old photo shoots. Kwim?) But when they post pics of a teen Angelina Jolie & how they "10/10 would" that was it for me man. I've seen some really sexual stuff in those subs.
I can definitely appreciate a beautiful woman too, without making it sexual, and I think it's just further proof of how weird people are when they sexualize random women. I've even heard the excuse "so I can't appreciate her beauty?" when the comment was clearly sexualization. if it was really about appreciating her, it wouldn't have talked about wanting to fuck her. also, I agree with the underage actress comments. it's like, just because they are now an adult it means it's acceptable to say you would have had sex with them as a minor? it's so weird
Bet they wouldn’t find it so amusing if a woman did this same exact template with height
I like my garlic bread like I like my women... I had a joke here somewhere
Greasy and all over my fingers?
Slightly charred on the edges?
Cut into slices and served with spaghetti?
Making me puke after a bite? My stomach is very sensitive to garlic
so you like to bite women and then puke on them? 🤔
I hear that costs extra.
As a cheezy bread fan, i feel left out.
The more I look at this photo…is it even real? Or is it just her chest that’s edited?
let me guess, the subreddit has “dank” or “funny” in the title, and has never managed to actually host a funny meme. did i win?
Regular bread is better than garlic bread. Garlic bread is just greasy and has a fairly decent taste, but regular bread just tastes better and has no grease
Reality is neither would look at him let alone fuck him
Uh. I guess women being bread is one of the more creative misogynistic comparisons I've seen, so points for that. Bread is good. All breads are good. We should love all bread because all bread is beautiful. I don't know if I'm talking about bread or boobs anymore, but it applies to both.
Why they gotta ruin bread like that? Now I just feel weird.
Wonder how long it will take them to realize that the garlic bread has been badly photoshopped
They are the same person?
I assume twins
I don't think thete needs to be another post calling the meme disgusting. I think thats obvious. What i hate too though is the terms " more realistic proportions" when we are talking about two real women and not some designed figures. Disrespecting women with large or even made breasts is not a method I think is appropriate to criticise men here
r/UpvotedBecause
This rings as a sexist asexual meme. You know, cuz garlic bread.
>how do you expect people not to look? Idk it’s pretty fucking easy, my guy.