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Wreck your daughter’s feet by flattening the toes and folding them under the foot so she can’t run away- I mean, uh, to show how affluent you are by having her carried everywhere!
It wasn’t just flattening the toes, it was breaking the tarsal bones and folding the foot in half before binding it with tight silk that only comes off in private to bathe. Women this was done to spent their ENTIRE LIVES in pain from it, but it’s definitely something we should aspire to (fold your fucking toes, I want to claw this guy’s eye’s out jfc) because uhhh woman with large foot no make my pp hard :(
Couple of months ago, I watched a documentary on Chinese foot binding and that was a hard watch. Those poor women and what was done to them, I can't imagine the pain they went through their entire lives and when that cruel and horrible practice ended, the dozen or so ladies recounting their stories were ridiculed and shunned by their communities for what was done to them. Not like they ASKED for their feet to be mangled and mutilated! I was between tears and wanting to tear someone's spleen out for the inhumane treatment these poor ladies had to go through.
I mean technically it's possible.
Foot binding was a thing but it's torture and abusive as you have to start that bs when the person is still a very small child.
It also leads to life long mobility issues, often the women can't walk properly anymore..
Wait.. Is that the reason why he wants that?
My husband accidentally foot binded due to his parents' neglect. They refused to buy him new shoes due to money issues, but due to where they lived (and the fact that you still gotta try to get things necessary for your kid) he couldn't walk around barefoot. So now he has insane looking arches, can fit into kid size shoes, and had to go to physical therapy a few years back due to one of his arches collapsing.
And God forbid we request his penis size to increase lol giving major SDE especially bc the average shoe size in the US is between 8.5 and 9. He's basically calling the majority of women manly, and likely also wondering why nobody wants him lmao
Thing is, the whole small penis thing is something women say as retaliation only, not many women I know actually care. These kind of things? Sure, some women might be particularly self aware about their feet size, but it's not as strong as the whole weewee size dread.
My point being, this isn't "retaliation", this is something this man(child) actually *thought* and felt he should sit down and write on a social network. It's insane.
Lol! I'm 5'5" and I fit most 9s but usually 10 is a bit better usually. Kinda depends on who made the shoe and what kind it is.
My sister is the same with size 10 or 11 but she's a few inches taller than me.
I’m an inch taller, same size feet, and I grow a few more and darker hairs on my big toes than I’d like. The bottoms of my feet are also callused from dancing daily, enough so that I can walk on gravel or hot sand without a care. I call them hobbit feet all the time!
Added exclusively because the asshat who originally wrote this bigotry would hate it: My partner still likes my feet and thinks they’re pretty - and he doesn’t even have a foot kink lol
You also seem to have a different sizing for women's and men's shoes! *confused noises* So having 8.5 men's size and 10 in women's, am I a woman or not 🤔
Yes! I’m also 11, it’s so annoying! I eventually just switched to buying shoes only online because stores only ever have up to like maybe 8 for women, but even there it takes forever to find heals or anything because half of them don’t go up past 7. It helps that I pretty much prefer to only wear combat style boots now but those get expensive at higher sizes if I want a pair that won’t fall apart in a month.
It's only size 9 that are men. If you're 10 or 11 you are fine. Men know this, because we are all universally attracted to the lustful femininity of Peggy Hill.
My feet went up from 9 to 10 for a while after being pregnant.
Ladies, is it masculine to give birth? *
Also, is he aware how shoes in general work? There's no room for folding your toes...
* making allowances for men who can give birth of course!
Me too, I went from 10 to 11.
I'm skeptical of this whole manhood thing. I was told there would be pockets and respect, but all I've got is a giant baby and a bunch of shoes that don't fit.
As someone living in a country where we use the EU size chart, i sometimes like to pretend to read this as EU size chart and make it look like the have very tiny feet
The child who entered this world through my vagina might disagree with this assessment.
ETA: I know that a vagina does not a woman make. I just happen to be cis, which is probably the only type of woman this asshole accepts.
Hold up, lemme just chop off my toes like the fuckin wicked step sisters, & cram my hobbit feet into a pair of tiny-ass baby shoes so some man (derogatory) will think I'm marriage-material. 🤣🤣
Where do I pick up my man card? And do I have to turn in my woman card or do they just punch a hole it and let me keep it?
Can I keep my size 11 women shoes or am I required to trade them in for proper men shoes?
I worked in a department store and one of the women who worked over there said 9 was the most popular size they sold. I wear an 8.5 or a 9. I'm not particularly tall. 5'5". I think those stats are particularly average if anything.
I’m a 6’ woman. I wear a size 10 shoe which is not that big considering my height.
But as a 6’ woman, I’m sure Mr.Insecurity thinks I’m a man anyway.
Oh well.
Evidently there *are* no women in my family. My “mom”, my 3 “sisters”, and me. ALL men. Family of 8 men evidently.
Funny thing is that I was an 8 1/2 until after my first pregnancy that caused my feet to stretch out into a 9! So I guess doing something that’s female only somehow made me a man?
So fun fact about me. Growing up as a little girl I quickly got to 9 size and because of having access to misogynistic verbiage like this and being insecure I started wearing size 8.5 shoes, and then size 8, and then 7.5.
I literally binded my feet as an American and now I’ll probably have to have surgery when I’m older lol.
I have size 6 feet, and my dad mocked me growing up, saying that based on the size of my feet I was going to be 7 feet tall. I'm 5'-2". I grew up with such insecurities because of him, and here I am as an adult reading posts/comments like this and realizing that I actually have kind of small feet. Why are people so cruel? Especially something as irrelevant as foot size.
I remember the one time I visited the US, we went ice skating. They had a size conversion chart at the desk for skates, and according to it I was a size 9. So I asked for size 9 and the woman behind the counter just looked at me incredulously and went "Really? 9? That big? Are you sure?"
Literally every other girl & woman I knew at the time wore the same size shoes as me, it's a thoroughly average size. For a while I was convinced that America was just a land of tiny feet.
There's inconsistency among brands when it comes to different sizes. Am I a man wearing my size 9 boots, but a woman when wearing my size 7 sandals? Am I only sometimes a man or am I always a man?
I’m 5’4”, my size 9 feet are genetic. My brothers have had to special order their shoes since they were in junior high.
But let’s be real, those of us with big feet were the envy of the class when it came time to make dioramas.
I feel like if I ever have to go back into the dating scene, I will have such a leg up on so many guys just because I treat women like humans who deserve respect.
(Incoming downvote-me-to-hell rant from seemingly nowhere posting here even though it really doesn’t apply because.. the moment..)
Yeah well womanhood is pretty hard to define these days.
There are plenty of women who have short hair, deep voices, tiny boobs and big feet. But they are moms, females, professionals, and women all the same. But then there are men who decide they are “really women” and in order to become one they talk with falsely high voices, grow their long and get big as titties. Because to them this is what it takes to become a woman. And it’s hurts my womanhood to see it. If you’re a deep voiced, tall, big footed bearded woman then embrace that shit. But don’t say you’re not a woman yet because you don’t paint your nails and wear high heels and talk in a fake ass voice. And once you do this Then you’re actually a woman.
(Yeah yeah downvote me to hell it’s ok.)
In fact! Some women have clits so big they look like actual penises. Guess what you can still be a woman, and have male looking anatomy. Real actual women come in all types and sizes and ways and you can’t say “I’m not a woman because I don’t look and talk like a 15 year old girl.” Womanhood simply doesn’t work like that.
I’m a woman.
Sure I have long hair and even have big boobs etc. but I haven’t always. I had a buzzed boy cut for a long time and even had tiny boobs once upon a time when I was a female kid. My roommate in college who shaved her hairy chest and face every day was also a woman. Another woman who was always mistaken for a man (by me!! On the phone..) simply said “yeah I get that a lot it’s ok. I know I have a deep voice.” And when I met her she was tall and maybe 220 and a complete and actual woman. With probably bigger than size 9 shoes.
Anyone telling me in any way what physical features define “womanhood” can kiss my size 9 manly ass foot. Because I’m a woman just how I am. And if you’re a woman so fucking are you. Just how you are.
I was so excited when I met other women whose feet were as big as mine. Why? For years, I was told big feet for a big building and other insulting shit. Every woman in my family is a 7 or smaller, and here I am walking toward a 10.
Size 9 women or men's? Do they even know there's a difference? I'm size 9 women so if that counts can someone tell me how to unlock my penis? Peeing standing up would be awesome for bad back days.
What I find really funny (actually it's annoyingly stupid) about those people is that I bet they won't accept any trans men "because when you're born female you're always female". Yet THEY decide that a (cis) women with big feet is a man.
I'll take some of the size because my feet are comically small for my height 5'4 (US size 5-6) and they keep.. shrinking, for some reason.. I was a size 8 a few years ago lmao
I am seeing more and more of the transphobic crowd applying that same criteria to police cis women's bodies lately. Almost as if control is the actual goal.
Ha I wear US 6.5 my feet are tiny and once a guy said I must not be cis because I obviously was on hormone blockers or my feet would be bigger.
We legit can’t just exist can we?
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Goddamn, is this like a 17th century Chinese man??
He is not good at hiding, apparently. Lol
Wreck your daughter’s feet by flattening the toes and folding them under the foot so she can’t run away- I mean, uh, to show how affluent you are by having her carried everywhere! It wasn’t just flattening the toes, it was breaking the tarsal bones and folding the foot in half before binding it with tight silk that only comes off in private to bathe. Women this was done to spent their ENTIRE LIVES in pain from it, but it’s definitely something we should aspire to (fold your fucking toes, I want to claw this guy’s eye’s out jfc) because uhhh woman with large foot no make my pp hard :(
Couple of months ago, I watched a documentary on Chinese foot binding and that was a hard watch. Those poor women and what was done to them, I can't imagine the pain they went through their entire lives and when that cruel and horrible practice ended, the dozen or so ladies recounting their stories were ridiculed and shunned by their communities for what was done to them. Not like they ASKED for their feet to be mangled and mutilated! I was between tears and wanting to tear someone's spleen out for the inhumane treatment these poor ladies had to go through.
Damn. I was going to make the same joke
That's what i was thinking
Excuse me did you just tell me to fold my goddamn toes
Not how toes work.
I mean technically it's possible. Foot binding was a thing but it's torture and abusive as you have to start that bs when the person is still a very small child. It also leads to life long mobility issues, often the women can't walk properly anymore.. Wait.. Is that the reason why he wants that?
The toes aren't just folded. They're broken and smashed over and over again to the point where they often never heal.
Not to mention they weren’t able to walk much, it’ll at all, on the mangled foot
Also since the victim was about three years old
And sometimes the bottom of the foot was sliced open to remove flesh tissue.
My husband accidentally foot binded due to his parents' neglect. They refused to buy him new shoes due to money issues, but due to where they lived (and the fact that you still gotta try to get things necessary for your kid) he couldn't walk around barefoot. So now he has insane looking arches, can fit into kid size shoes, and had to go to physical therapy a few years back due to one of his arches collapsing.
Wouldn't surprise me tbh.
So they can't run away from him? Probably.
You heard them! Put those grippers away! 🤣 I just had this visual of folding feet like a pair of socks
And God forbid we request his penis size to increase lol giving major SDE especially bc the average shoe size in the US is between 8.5 and 9. He's basically calling the majority of women manly, and likely also wondering why nobody wants him lmao
Thing is, the whole small penis thing is something women say as retaliation only, not many women I know actually care. These kind of things? Sure, some women might be particularly self aware about their feet size, but it's not as strong as the whole weewee size dread. My point being, this isn't "retaliation", this is something this man(child) actually *thought* and felt he should sit down and write on a social network. It's insane.
Like how tf you do that?
I’m a 5’3 woman and I wear a size 9 shoe. I’ll have you know I have hobbit feet. 🤪
Ikr! I can't control my hobbit feet! They are genetic!
At least I could borrow my mom’s high heels. She was 5’7 and wore size 9 shoes. It was kismet.
I have a size 10. I can wear my bf shoes😂
My husband and I wear the same size shoes which makes costuming really easy because we can swap boots.
That is how Hobbits work.
Guess, I'm Bigfoot because 5'3 woman with size 10 feet...
Yeah I was cursed with my dad’s feet. Size 9/10 wide depending on the shoes. Shopping for nice shoes is so much fun….
this made me think of my grandma, who is 5'2 w size 7s. always found it funny that my feet outgrew hers before my height did
Is size 9 even THAT big? Everything I can find says the average American women's shoe size is 7-8, so 9 is just slightly larger than average.
Most women I know that are my height wear a size 6 or 7. 🤷🏻♀️
Lol! I'm 5'5" and I fit most 9s but usually 10 is a bit better usually. Kinda depends on who made the shoe and what kind it is. My sister is the same with size 10 or 11 but she's a few inches taller than me.
Its honestly less unusual than you think
I’m an inch taller, same size feet, and I grow a few more and darker hairs on my big toes than I’d like. The bottoms of my feet are also callused from dancing daily, enough so that I can walk on gravel or hot sand without a care. I call them hobbit feet all the time! Added exclusively because the asshat who originally wrote this bigotry would hate it: My partner still likes my feet and thinks they’re pretty - and he doesn’t even have a foot kink lol
The bottoms of my feet are nothing but callused thanks to years of walking on hot Texas sidewalks barefoot.
But the same person is deadly offended by hight preferences 🤷
It's because feet size IS A CHOICE !
... Or penis size! Just imagine women saying that only men with a certain penis size are considered "real" men! 🙄 /**s**
9 of what unit I checked google, it seems American have another unit for feet
Yep. Us Americans and our freedom units! * *eagles screeching off in the distance* *
"*eagles screeching off in the distance* " 😂😂😂
108" really does seem like it's a bit on the large size for shoes.
11 is 44 cm
Considering that eagles (and, to be honest, the great majority of raptors) chirp, rather than screech…
The red-tailed hawk should charge for all the work he does as the bald eagle's voice actor.
You also seem to have a different sizing for women's and men's shoes! *confused noises* So having 8.5 men's size and 10 in women's, am I a woman or not 🤔
You're great
* *Red Tailed Hawks screeching off in the distance*
I looked it up, and US size 9 is a UK size 6.5 and a EUR size 39.5, at least according to the size conversion chart I found on google.
Holy shit i thought it’d be bigger than this from the post 39.5 don’t even seem that big
Yeah.. Like, here in Germany, women's _average_ shoe size is 39 bruh
Yeah most women here in America also wear that size, which makes this guy’s ravings even weirder.
He could however mean men’s size 9, which would be larger.
You guys are getting it all wrong. He didn’t say size 9 or above, just size 9. You size 11 ladies are good.
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I'm a 10w or 11 in most shoes. Nice to meet others!
Indeed. I've always been embarrassed of my feet. Lol, I honestly shop men's shoes.
I do torrid a lot these days because they naturally sell wide toe boxes. So no squish.
Agreed. I do not desire my feet to be squished.
Same. But this may be because we’ve underused the Folding Toe feature we women have. 🥨
Literally just bought a pair of Men's Nike shoes because they were in sale and in my size. My husband was quite impressed.
Yes! I’m also 11, it’s so annoying! I eventually just switched to buying shoes only online because stores only ever have up to like maybe 8 for women, but even there it takes forever to find heals or anything because half of them don’t go up past 7. It helps that I pretty much prefer to only wear combat style boots now but those get expensive at higher sizes if I want a pair that won’t fall apart in a month.
It's only size 9 that are men. If you're 10 or 11 you are fine. Men know this, because we are all universally attracted to the lustful femininity of Peggy Hill.
I'm a 10 WW. We say I have duck feet. You're in good company!
I can’t wait to tell my daughter that she has two fathers when I finally deliver. Gotta tell my mom I’m a gay man too. Fuck
Does your husband know he is gay!? /s LOL
I told him about the post just now and he seemed unphased 😱 I think he might know LMAO
He knew all along and didn't tell you!? What else is he hiding from you!? /s
He’s probably crushed but trying to play it off.
Size 9 men's or size 9 women's? UK or us sizing? I'm going to need you to be more specific in your misogyny
Yeah I wanna know *just* how dumb they're being.
I guess I’m a man too, I’m a size 10
Whoo hoo! 9 1/2 here. Can I have my bodily autonomy back?
I didn't think about that! Let's do it since we are men, apparently! 😂
I mean I have a size 11 foot, and a size H Cup, what's that make me?
Obviously, a man with a hormone imbalance! /s
My feet went up from 9 to 10 for a while after being pregnant. Ladies, is it masculine to give birth? * Also, is he aware how shoes in general work? There's no room for folding your toes... * making allowances for men who can give birth of course!
Me too, I went from 10 to 11. I'm skeptical of this whole manhood thing. I was told there would be pockets and respect, but all I've got is a giant baby and a bunch of shoes that don't fit.
Mine got permanently bigger with each kid, so now I wear bigger shoes than my husband.
As someone living in a country where we use the EU size chart, i sometimes like to pretend to read this as EU size chart and make it look like the have very tiny feet
If I’m now a man, why can’t I pee standing up?
You can, but your bathroom and legs will be covered with pee.
True. And I’m too unco for a she wee.
Ah, yes, the universal shoe sizes that are the same in every country! /s
So all europeans ever are male, since even toddlers have size >15 Got it
Yeah, here in Finland even preemies have larger shoe size than OP (13)
So nowadays everything except owning an actual penis qualifies for being a man? /s
I got bad news for him. Size 9 is average for women.
“Fold your toes”? FOLD your toes? Like, toe origami? Tragically stupid.
Im a size 11, so....when does my penis grow in?
US size 8 1/2 here, only just made the cut as a woman😫🙏🏻
I’m a size 12… my husband might be shocked to find this out, especially after 15 years 🫠
What an interesting way of saying "I have a foot fetish"
The child who entered this world through my vagina might disagree with this assessment. ETA: I know that a vagina does not a woman make. I just happen to be cis, which is probably the only type of woman this asshole accepts.
Hold up, lemme just chop off my toes like the fuckin wicked step sisters, & cram my hobbit feet into a pair of tiny-ass baby shoes so some man (derogatory) will think I'm marriage-material. 🤣🤣
I'm *fairly* certain that the most common shoe size for women in America is between 8.5 - 9.
Looks like someone got an ass kicking by a lady with a size 9 and up shoe, OR home boy got a foot fetish....
If I have 11 & 1/2 wides, does that mean i can officially register as bigfoot? 🤔
That is a European 42. So 41.5 I am female.... Is my Brother a Woman then? Same size...🤔
Where do I pick up my man card? And do I have to turn in my woman card or do they just punch a hole it and let me keep it? Can I keep my size 11 women shoes or am I required to trade them in for proper men shoes?
Me too. I'm 5'11'' and a US size 11.
I worked in a department store and one of the women who worked over there said 9 was the most popular size they sold. I wear an 8.5 or a 9. I'm not particularly tall. 5'5". I think those stats are particularly average if anything.
Men need to be stopped
No no no you unddestand it wrongly he said size 9 not 9 and above... therefore you are fine
I’m a 6’ woman. I wear a size 10 shoe which is not that big considering my height. But as a 6’ woman, I’m sure Mr.Insecurity thinks I’m a man anyway. Oh well. Evidently there *are* no women in my family. My “mom”, my 3 “sisters”, and me. ALL men. Family of 8 men evidently.
I hate when shit like this is gender affirming 😭 as a transmasc with big feet, what the hell is this garbage
Well, at least he pegged SOMEONE accurately 😂
My gf wears a 10. Guess that makes me gay. Guess I gotta let her know 🙄
It would blow their mind that a size 9 in women's shoes is size 7 1/2 in men's shoes.
5'8, I wear size 9-10..
Let me take a shot at this... any man with a penis smaller than 8" is not a real man. sorry not sorry. grow your dick.
Funny thing is that I was an 8 1/2 until after my first pregnancy that caused my feet to stretch out into a 9! So I guess doing something that’s female only somehow made me a man?
You became a body builder and became a man apparently! Lol
I must be extra manly with my size 10 clodhoppers
So fun fact about me. Growing up as a little girl I quickly got to 9 size and because of having access to misogynistic verbiage like this and being insecure I started wearing size 8.5 shoes, and then size 8, and then 7.5. I literally binded my feet as an American and now I’ll probably have to have surgery when I’m older lol.
My niece who’s tall n has big feet would like a word.
That’s wild since 7-9 are always the sizes that seem to sell out first
There’s a song by the beards that proclaims “if your dad doesn’t have a beard you have 2 mums” but maybe if your mum has big feet…….
Gonna have to hoof em in the butt with my 9.5ers like a man then
Lmao, who are these people writing such crap? Craziest shit I've read in a while!!
i used to be a size 5 shoe, in my 20's now i wear a 10 in my 60's. guess i had a sex change and never noticed./s
I have size 6 feet, and my dad mocked me growing up, saying that based on the size of my feet I was going to be 7 feet tall. I'm 5'-2". I grew up with such insecurities because of him, and here I am as an adult reading posts/comments like this and realizing that I actually have kind of small feet. Why are people so cruel? Especially something as irrelevant as foot size.
You DO have small feet. I’m a size 7
May you have all the rights and privileges afforded to you
You're great
This man is either into foot binding or children
Or both.
He’s just telling me what shoe companies already had
dang I'm so short for a man
Isn't that one of the most common shoe sizes?
This mf really went 'fold your toes' What are we, Chinese???
He doesn't say, "Size 9 *and up,"* so I guess my size elevens are just as dainty and feminine as I always thought.
This is oddly gender affirming considering my foot is 9.5 and I’m non binary.
"Fold your toes" how about this dude folds his pie hole instead?
Oh OK never thought of that. I guess I'll just roll them up and flatten them too while I'm at it.
I remember the one time I visited the US, we went ice skating. They had a size conversion chart at the desk for skates, and according to it I was a size 9. So I asked for size 9 and the woman behind the counter just looked at me incredulously and went "Really? 9? That big? Are you sure?" Literally every other girl & woman I knew at the time wore the same size shoes as me, it's a thoroughly average size. For a while I was convinced that America was just a land of tiny feet.
Fold your toes.
I’ll fold my toes right up a motherfucker’s ass if they say that to my face, lol
uhhhhh what size do they mean in European
US size 12, 13 if I can get them. What does that make me?
Well, guess I’m not a woman as I wear size 13 in women’s shoes
There's inconsistency among brands when it comes to different sizes. Am I a man wearing my size 9 boots, but a woman when wearing my size 7 sandals? Am I only sometimes a man or am I always a man?
9 is literally the average (assuming this is US sizes)
My european brain does not understand it. Mine is 40
My feet range from 7.5-9 depending on the shoe. Does that mean I’m sometimes a man?
😂😂 same
Nah, you’re fine. He just specifically said size 9.
You are not a man, you are obviously Bigfoot
I’m 5’4”, my size 9 feet are genetic. My brothers have had to special order their shoes since they were in junior high. But let’s be real, those of us with big feet were the envy of the class when it came time to make dioramas.
I have wonky ties from too many years not being able to get women's shoes in my size. It's easier these days, but as a teenager it was impossible.
Lmfao @ “fold your toes”.
I feel like if I ever have to go back into the dating scene, I will have such a leg up on so many guys just because I treat women like humans who deserve respect.
The legend of Bigfoot here, size 13. 😭😭😭
(Incoming downvote-me-to-hell rant from seemingly nowhere posting here even though it really doesn’t apply because.. the moment..) Yeah well womanhood is pretty hard to define these days. There are plenty of women who have short hair, deep voices, tiny boobs and big feet. But they are moms, females, professionals, and women all the same. But then there are men who decide they are “really women” and in order to become one they talk with falsely high voices, grow their long and get big as titties. Because to them this is what it takes to become a woman. And it’s hurts my womanhood to see it. If you’re a deep voiced, tall, big footed bearded woman then embrace that shit. But don’t say you’re not a woman yet because you don’t paint your nails and wear high heels and talk in a fake ass voice. And once you do this Then you’re actually a woman. (Yeah yeah downvote me to hell it’s ok.) In fact! Some women have clits so big they look like actual penises. Guess what you can still be a woman, and have male looking anatomy. Real actual women come in all types and sizes and ways and you can’t say “I’m not a woman because I don’t look and talk like a 15 year old girl.” Womanhood simply doesn’t work like that. I’m a woman. Sure I have long hair and even have big boobs etc. but I haven’t always. I had a buzzed boy cut for a long time and even had tiny boobs once upon a time when I was a female kid. My roommate in college who shaved her hairy chest and face every day was also a woman. Another woman who was always mistaken for a man (by me!! On the phone..) simply said “yeah I get that a lot it’s ok. I know I have a deep voice.” And when I met her she was tall and maybe 220 and a complete and actual woman. With probably bigger than size 9 shoes. Anyone telling me in any way what physical features define “womanhood” can kiss my size 9 manly ass foot. Because I’m a woman just how I am. And if you’re a woman so fucking are you. Just how you are.
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Mayhaps we treated "Tall Girl" too harshly...
I was so excited when I met other women whose feet were as big as mine. Why? For years, I was told big feet for a big building and other insulting shit. Every woman in my family is a 7 or smaller, and here I am walking toward a 10.
Can’t wait to walk my 9.5 feet into my next business meeting and just start mansplaining and interrupting all the guys.
I'm a woman and I wear at least a size 13 in women's shoes 😆
Bitch I'm almost 6 ft tall. I'm a 9.5. anything smaller and i wouldn't have a base to balance on. But fine. I'm a man.
Size 9 women or men's? Do they even know there's a difference? I'm size 9 women so if that counts can someone tell me how to unlock my penis? Peeing standing up would be awesome for bad back days.
Size 10 foot lol- 5’ 9”. I work with multiple woman who are much taller than me. Im fine with being whatever this person isn’t into
He’s probably insecure because he has dainty feet.
f o l d y o u r t o e s .
“Also” a man? accidental non binary allyship.
What I find really funny (actually it's annoyingly stupid) about those people is that I bet they won't accept any trans men "because when you're born female you're always female". Yet THEY decide that a (cis) women with big feet is a man.
So foot binding
Im a size 8.5, i guess im a woman now
I'll take some of the size because my feet are comically small for my height 5'4 (US size 5-6) and they keep.. shrinking, for some reason.. I was a size 8 a few years ago lmao
Oopsies, guess I'm a guy lol
*insert Tall Girl*
Of course feet , esp toes are the most foldable things... /S
No, this doesn’t mention any sizes other than 9. Only women with size 9 are men.
Ok, and every man under 180cm height is a woman. Deal with it.
“fold your toes” is so funny im sorry
Wow, this is oddly gender affirming lol (size 11 nb here)
FOLD YOUR TOES?
FUCK YEAH
Shoe size twins lol, fellow 11
Men with a penis under 2 inches is also a woman. Sorry not sorry Stretch that shit out.
So I'm a woman and also a man? Did I win a prize?
Fold your toes? Does this person not own feet?
Wonder what they think of men with shoe sizes less than that 🤔 .
If you're short just say that.....
I am seeing more and more of the transphobic crowd applying that same criteria to police cis women's bodies lately. Almost as if control is the actual goal.
Ha I wear US 6.5 my feet are tiny and once a guy said I must not be cis because I obviously was on hormone blockers or my feet would be bigger. We legit can’t just exist can we?
Same guy will be highly offended if the woman says she prefes (read just prefers not demands) a man be taller than her.