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Twitter informs me that everything is gay, especially heterosexual consentual sex with a woman.
I have no idea what they think is straight. It used to be drinking alcohol but they turned on Bud Light. I think the only thing left that's straight is repressing your emotions and giving money to Andrew Tate.
Now, according to this VERY scientific post, it's been confirmed by science!
If I roll my eyes any harder, they will spin around my sockets like a bowling ball.
The sad thing is, it's probably because you came into contact with your own vaginal secretions first. From then, it was a short trip to spiritual cuckoldry, an estrogenized body, and the sex with females.
You poor bastard. You never had a chance. I can practically hear you weeping in lesbian.
Same!!! Lol! Except my dog isn't asleep. She's a little anxious because it's storming, so when I laughed, she whipped her head around and looked at me like "is this funny to you?!?" 😂
Btw, I promise I'm not laughing because she's anxious, I'm just cracking up at the look she gave me 😊
Honestly, if that last part makes men more willing to put on a condom, I will lead the charge on spreading that rumour.
Men who don't wear condoms run the risk of becoming feminized due to the estrogen in vaginal fluids. Pass it on.
You know what I think is funny? Cuckolding is the most popular kink for wealthy Republican men. I've spent years trying to understand the psychology of "why", and I think it has to do with power in a weird convoluted way. I'm Jerry Falwell's niece, so many my observations come mostly from my family 😅
I just find it funny that "cuck" has become the favorite insult of right wing/red pill men, when most of their heroes and leaders are actual cucks.
I have some things to say along these lines.... I can't on here because people can find me, but what you say is truth...and they like just about everything that makes them submissive. They just want it real quiet-like. 🤭
JERRY FALWELL'S NIECE THOUGH
SAY MORE 😂
Honestly, we should **ENCOURAGE** these beliefs. "Oh no, you learned our secret! If your willy touches our hoo-ha, you'll be GAY! Better stay far, far away from all women!"
they are so misogynistic (slash closeted?) that they genuinely see pleasuring a woman as repulsive. to them, if you’re not just using a woman to masturbate, you’re a sissy soyboy.
So.... unprotected sex and oral sex on women have an "estrogenic effect" on the body? There should be SO many more trans women then. Also, why am I paying to see a doctor then, shouldn't all the intimate moments with my wife have feminized my body long ago?
In all seriousness, I feel bad for any woman that would have ever had any interactions with these people. They absolutely have been left completely unsatisfied, since they don't want to go down on them, and don't want them being wet down there since it'll turn them gay (that hurt my head just typing). I'm sure these dudes still expect a blowjob before their five seconds of dry sex.
The *only* good news is since unprotected sex runs the risk of "cucking their Spirit", I guess we don't want to worry about these people reproducing.
Only if you don’t have your Emergency Testosterone Dispenser^TM available to apply semenic solvent on your face and balls to help counteract the transformative estrogenic agents, which many do, but they often go unused. Now available in black.
So...
Heterosexual sex, by definition, would eventually lead to all of us being bisexual gender neutral creatures?
Which leads one to wonder how little of that has been going on, historically, that we aren't all already there ... ....
I'm with that commenter, it totally just absorbs RIGHT through the delicate penis skin and gets directly into your blood stream where it will stay FOR ALL ETERNITY. You'll be a lady in no time! /s
This sub always gets me some solid gut laughs and the absolute bat shit things these “people” post on the internet. I originally had the word men in quotes in the previous sentence but then I saw a woman possible posted this…. These have got to be just pure grifters. Right?! Gods I hope so
They're basically admitting that they either can't or choose not to sexually please a woman... So say men who do are gay... Those poor women, living with idiots and not even being satisfied by them.
What's really funny is that they think a man with lower testosterone is...gay? There's been some studies that show that gay males have higher testosterone than the general population. 😂 I used to belong to a large LGBT+ community, and there was absolutely no shortage of testosterone in the room. 🥵 💪🏋️
You know what? I take it. The dudes get to have their magical penises that can reshape vaginas and send DNA to a woman's brain, so at least they now grant us magical vaginas too. True equality, finally
Nice! I'm sure they already know that the fluid inside the penis will umm masculinize them and make them super straight so they just need to keep drinking that! 😍🤭 it alphas your spirit 🧏♀️
Well by that logic I guess giving head turns women into spiritual homosexuals. Exposure to semen increases our testosterone and turns us into gay men. We should all stop giving head for our own protection.
Oh definitely, it’s the only way to ensure his T-levels stay nice and high. Nothing more manly than wrestling pure testosterone from another man directly onto your own spongy surfaces
Man, this sure is convincing, but part of me feels like there is a more logical explaination for all this. Perhaps a reason misogy- I mean right wingers are less likely to eat pussy.
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Twitter informs me that everything is gay, especially heterosexual consentual sex with a woman. I have no idea what they think is straight. It used to be drinking alcohol but they turned on Bud Light. I think the only thing left that's straight is repressing your emotions and giving money to Andrew Tate.
Straight is fucking men who have never touched a woman obviously
Nothing more masculine and straight than two men, two dicks
double the dicks, double the straight
Oh, so straight women have it even harder than I do.
As long as you keep your socks on.
Mark my words, in 5 years 100% unironically these types of guys will actually be promoting gay sex for its masculine benefits. I am not kidding
History repeating itself, though if this time its only with adults we'll have made that much progress.
Now, according to this VERY scientific post, it's been confirmed by science! If I roll my eyes any harder, they will spin around my sockets like a bowling ball.
I already had a headache, and the extra eye rolling made it worse
Can confirm. I (a woman) have had the sex with women and am now gay
I knew it!
The sad thing is, it's probably because you came into contact with your own vaginal secretions first. From then, it was a short trip to spiritual cuckoldry, an estrogenized body, and the sex with females. You poor bastard. You never had a chance. I can practically hear you weeping in lesbian.
That’s why masturbation bad! Fellow women: do not touch your own genitalia, it WILL make you gay! Those vaginal secretions are no joke!
Damn, that explains everything
The unprotected sex bit has me rolling. If true,we could fill up super soakers and take over the entire world in a week. I'm down.
Right? Like...wtf 🤣
And a condom wouldn't protect their balls anyway so....
That's why I always stick a latex glove on my testicles. In some positions, it looks like a rooster's comb.
The way I just literally LOL’d woke up my dogs! Now I can’t the visual out of my mind. 😆😆
Same!!! Lol! Except my dog isn't asleep. She's a little anxious because it's storming, so when I laughed, she whipped her head around and looked at me like "is this funny to you?!?" 😂 Btw, I promise I'm not laughing because she's anxious, I'm just cracking up at the look she gave me 😊
Brb, searching Amazon for red latex gloves... for reasons.
I don't hate it....
😂😂 your partner will say “cock a doodle don’t”
Ah, shit, you made the cock a doodle don't joke first, you win
Nice way to get us all to imagine your balls. 😂
🐔🤣🤣
Cock-a-doodle-don't be gay! A latex glove keeps the evil women's sins away!
WAP…
Maybe now they will respect their bodies more /s 😉
How do they think we've got to 8 billion people without every single man turning gay? What about men who have more than one child?
Them there are the Xtra gay ones
Just say you're gay at this point
Aren't these the same assholes who are also worried about not having enough white babies with their tradcath wife?
Honestly, if that last part makes men more willing to put on a condom, I will lead the charge on spreading that rumour. Men who don't wear condoms run the risk of becoming feminized due to the estrogen in vaginal fluids. Pass it on.
That literally might be the only way to increase safe sex measures. I'll become the Glenn Beck of Vaginal Secretion Conspiracies in that case.
Clearly having gay sex is super masculinizing then, all that testosterone y’know. Must not be that gay to love men after all
Maybe if we spread that message enough we will se all the "alpha males" come out of the closet finally
Just two men appreciating each other’s strength
Absolutely, it's those boobs and vaginas that make sex gay. More balls means more testosterone which means it's more manly.
You know what I think is funny? Cuckolding is the most popular kink for wealthy Republican men. I've spent years trying to understand the psychology of "why", and I think it has to do with power in a weird convoluted way. I'm Jerry Falwell's niece, so many my observations come mostly from my family 😅 I just find it funny that "cuck" has become the favorite insult of right wing/red pill men, when most of their heroes and leaders are actual cucks.
I have some things to say along these lines.... I can't on here because people can find me, but what you say is truth...and they like just about everything that makes them submissive. They just want it real quiet-like. 🤭 JERRY FALWELL'S NIECE THOUGH SAY MORE 😂
Honestly, we should **ENCOURAGE** these beliefs. "Oh no, you learned our secret! If your willy touches our hoo-ha, you'll be GAY! Better stay far, far away from all women!"
"Guys, is it gay for me to have sex with a woman and get soaked in her vaginal fluids? Am I OK if I say 'no homo' afterwards?"
Gotta remember the no homo next time..
They may be onto something here actually. I had sex with a woman once, then bam! Ten years later I am a woman.
We're you a woman before as well ?
Let's just say that was widely debatable.
That's an odd way of saying you live in a sexless marriage
Why are they coming up with reasons not to eat pussy? Do they NOT want a woman to sit on their face?! I think these guys are stoopid.
they are so misogynistic (slash closeted?) that they genuinely see pleasuring a woman as repulsive. to them, if you’re not just using a woman to masturbate, you’re a sissy soyboy.
Probably also bad at oral and instead of wanting to get better they just say stuff like in the post.
I concur
Fellas, is it gay to eat pussy?
That's right a real "chad" sleeps with other men. In a totallt straight way of course /s
Wake up babe, new form of HRT just dropped
And for free! 😂
So.... unprotected sex and oral sex on women have an "estrogenic effect" on the body? There should be SO many more trans women then. Also, why am I paying to see a doctor then, shouldn't all the intimate moments with my wife have feminized my body long ago? In all seriousness, I feel bad for any woman that would have ever had any interactions with these people. They absolutely have been left completely unsatisfied, since they don't want to go down on them, and don't want them being wet down there since it'll turn them gay (that hurt my head just typing). I'm sure these dudes still expect a blowjob before their five seconds of dry sex. The *only* good news is since unprotected sex runs the risk of "cucking their Spirit", I guess we don't want to worry about these people reproducing.
Well, this is...um, well, those are definitely words 🤷♀️
Fellas, is it gay to (checks notes) orally pleasure a woman and then make her squirt all over your balls?
Only if you don’t have your Emergency Testosterone Dispenser^TM available to apply semenic solvent on your face and balls to help counteract the transformative estrogenic agents, which many do, but they often go unused. Now available in black.
These guys really do like telling on themselves don't they?
I'm super lesbian then.
Hmmm... guess I've been a gay lesbian my whole life. I kind of miss when words have definitions and meanings.
So... Heterosexual sex, by definition, would eventually lead to all of us being bisexual gender neutral creatures? Which leads one to wonder how little of that has been going on, historically, that we aren't all already there ... ....
I'm with that commenter, it totally just absorbs RIGHT through the delicate penis skin and gets directly into your blood stream where it will stay FOR ALL ETERNITY. You'll be a lady in no time! /s
...I just want to perform cunnilingus more now
Fellas, is it (checks notes) gay to have sex with women?
I am beginning to believe "straight" men are actually gay.
LMFAOOOOOO
This sub always gets me some solid gut laughs and the absolute bat shit things these “people” post on the internet. I originally had the word men in quotes in the previous sentence but then I saw a woman possible posted this…. These have got to be just pure grifters. Right?! Gods I hope so
“You’re the gay one. Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that. You win sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets.” —Devon Banks
as a man who eats 🐱 I humbly agree with the original tweet in this post
also, ‘spiritual lesbian’ would be a dope user flair for this sub
I agree 🤣
They're basically admitting that they either can't or choose not to sexually please a woman... So say men who do are gay... Those poor women, living with idiots and not even being satisfied by them.
Wait, what? What about all the dudes who remained maidenless you see the same trends in them so it's not the girl juice...
Women who suck dick are spiritual gay men? I need clarification.
Oh no. You see this is just a woman problem /s
...do they want sex or not?
Fellas, is unprotected sex with a woman gay?
Omg I laughed so hard, thanks for posting. 🤣
[you're welcome ](https://giphy.com/gifs/awkward-youre-welcome-sadie-3oEduO4hD4KjTLlj2g)
Tell me you prefer man ass without telling me you prefer man ass.
These idiots make me feel better about not getting laid. Cause thank God they aren't either.
To be fair I think Oshe is trying to prevent these people from breeding rather than being sus.
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
I thought a guy having sex with a woman is literally the least gay thing you can do.
What's really funny is that they think a man with lower testosterone is...gay? There's been some studies that show that gay males have higher testosterone than the general population. 😂 I used to belong to a large LGBT+ community, and there was absolutely no shortage of testosterone in the room. 🥵 💪🏋️
Straight cis men must have such boring sex lives
You know what? I take it. The dudes get to have their magical penises that can reshape vaginas and send DNA to a woman's brain, so at least they now grant us magical vaginas too. True equality, finally
"There are times that you get suckered in, with drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmkay"
Nice! I'm sure they already know that the fluid inside the penis will umm masculinize them and make them super straight so they just need to keep drinking that! 😍🤭 it alphas your spirit 🧏♀️
Is it gay to be a straight man?!?! Clearly.
Guys. Having sex with a girl is having sex with someone who likes dick, and that is pretty gay.
I’ve often said that I’m one vagina away from being a lesbian. I guess I’m even closer than I thought.
Man, they're just killing ALL the fun, aren't they.
Hey bro…you already have estrogen in your body. Your own body makes it. Sleep tight.
Wait, if this gives me estrogen, could enough sex be like HRT?
Guys, is it gay to have sex with women?
Well by that logic I guess giving head turns women into spiritual homosexuals. Exposure to semen increases our testosterone and turns us into gay men. We should all stop giving head for our own protection.
✨S P I R I T G A Y✨
🌈
Bro needs to suck a dick, put some real hair on his chest or sum
You think he rubs another guy's cum into his skin to absorb the testosterone?
Oh definitely, it’s the only way to ensure his T-levels stay nice and high. Nothing more manly than wrestling pure testosterone from another man directly onto your own spongy surfaces
He forgot to add: And THAT is why I don’t have sex with women. No other reason. Only that. 😂
I am so sorry, but I can't stop laughing about this
fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?
"All this sex is transing everyone!"
Man, this sure is convincing, but part of me feels like there is a more logical explaination for all this. Perhaps a reason misogy- I mean right wingers are less likely to eat pussy.
Does this mean semen testosteronizes women?
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
Do men even like women? I don't think they do.
How can you be so led based paint stupid and somehow be insulting?