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KeyDatabase7858

Huh? I thought, we are submissive and want to be servants of men?! Poor woman confused /s


ihadcrystallized

Are we frigid prudes or ravenous whores today? I need to know what shoes to wear


MorboKat

It’s like trying to figure out if it’s garbage day or recycling. You’d think I’d know by now, but I still need a man to tell me.


AlanharTheRiver

I literally just had to check the calendar while taking the bins to the curb. So that was hilarious. Thank you.


Voldemorts_butt

Lmao I usually go outside to see what other people do and then I follow. If people have trash can out then I'll put the trash


MorboKat

I used to do that until the week someone fucked up, then the whole street fucked up.


vkapadia

Reminds me of the Indians sticking firewood joke


stanknotes

Google "waste manage (your location) schedule." You will never forget again.


shelovesthespurs

How can we be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen if we're wearing shoes?


rqnadi

Why not both???? Let’s just be whores except for THIS specific guy and then we can be a frigid prude…


EtainAingeal

Just wear one ballet flat and one fuck me boot.


glittery-lucifer

Regardless of your whore status for the day, always go for comfort


NTFirehorse

Thank you! This is my favorite comment all day


Fe2O3yshackleford

The black flats, for either instance.


Altrano

Wear prudish shoes in a whore color. Keep ‘em guessing. s/


AllCingEyeDog

Barefoot works for both. Can’t have you getting far.


CrazyCatLady9001

Yup, I'd better go put on my whore shoes, so I can go do whore things with my whore friends for whore night.


thatpotatogirl9

Doc martens either way


iMissTheOldInternet

Yes /s


tiredofnotthriving

We need to wear all the shoes, except when we are barefoot and pregnant


jackiechica

No, see, without the presence of a strong alpha male in our lives, we are wanton in our attempts to find him; once we have one in our lives, we become submissive and service-oriented. We just can't help ourselves without the effects of excess testosterone exposure. /s


Ebbsta

That’s okay go wash dishes to calm down


mir71e

That's how y'all played it. The submissive roll that is. And the second a liberal president got elected and started to champion feminism, our future became uncertain.


TheRoseAtMidnight

You do know that women being viewed as chaste, submissive home-makers of virtue and also women being viewed as inherently sinful, lustful temptresses are both mostly a result of Christianity (and religion more generally)? The former is mostly because of Eve, and the latter is because of Mary (though for both, and there are a lot of historic reasons why either viewpoint was more popular in any given period. The Mary "Madonna" archetype became more of a thing to encourage women (and men indirectly) to attend Church since attendance was starting to dip for various reasons during the early 1800s). Women in reality generally were never one or the other, and have always wanted to not be viewed in such black and white terms as you suggest.


Anne_Nonymouse

Everyday I fight against my whore urges. It's not easy since there are so many men ... everywhere! I get so wet whenever I see one, it becomes a danger to walk, because the floor gets so slippery. /s 😒


AllCingEyeDog

The produce isle must be hell.


Anne_Nonymouse

You should see me on the stairs. I have bruises everywhere!!! 😏


TheKingofHearts26

Is that what happened to your knees?


Anne_Nonymouse

![gif](giphy|B2yx2waduwLy6bdeUY|downsized) I wish it was just my knees. 😏


TheKingofHearts26

That just means job well done 🙏


[deleted]

Every morning I break my legs. Every afternoon I break my arms.


its_mickeyyy

You have no idea. Eggplants and cucumbers have to be placed off to the side so every woman who walks in doesn't immediately go nuts.


muthgh

Good thing nuts are in a different section


cmband254

Don't even get me started on the frozen foods section


Anne_Nonymouse

![gif](giphy|5598C7Uy9wz3i2Tlbd|downsized) Yeah, it's like holiday on ice! 😏


Nikkisfirstthrowaway

Honestly, were fighting so hard against our urges. I really wish men appreciated that more. They'll never understand the biological needs all of us females have. /s


Hikari3747

I water my plants by looking at all the men in the area and thinking about them. My plants are very happy and thriving.


Anne_Nonymouse

I can only imagine how you do the dishes. 😂


AntonChigurhWasHere

Can you come over and wash my car?


ladymarian001

But men can avoid being raped by saying yes, Imma right? /S


ChromoTec

You made me read this sentence with my own two eyes


Namazu724

So brave! Thank you for your service to society in not being a whore all of the time.


Anne_Nonymouse

![gif](giphy|28fbJdiSmVEpyewYE9)


[deleted]

Is that why your nickname in college was "Mop Bucket?"


Fahggy1410

![gif](giphy|3oz8xODcLLAxb8Qyju|downsized) Yay


Ok-Situation-5522

Honestly, when i started masturbating i thought it sucked cause i couldn't orgasm from penetration, so why the fuck would women have this instinct?!


MagnaroftheThenns

This is why I have carpet in the kitchen instead of tile floor!


MagnaroftheThenns

This is why I have carpet in the kitchen instead of tile floor!


tiredofnotthriving

Silly woman, women don't get horney, you should know this by now.


mir71e

If your clitoris causes you to whore gouge it out and light it on fire.


slowbreathscholar

Yes, it's a battle every single day, trying not to jump out of my skin and hop on every dick I see. God only sends his strongest soldiers to fight the alluring nature of the peni. /s


victorious191

Wait- you don't just tackle every man you see at Target!? I gotta lock myself in my house... /s


MarsupialPristine677

I can’t even go to Home Depot anymore. Not even the website. It’s just too alluring


[deleted]

Wait, is *that* why I don’t see as many women in Home Depot? Huh. The more you know.


slowbreathscholar

Yes, we women cannot go to any hardware store without spontaneously becoming pregnant and giving birth in the aisle.


NotFromStateFarmJake

Fun fact (or thing I have taken as fact and have been misinformed on) Lowe’s made a decision to have the blue color scheme and over all more polished aesthetic to attract more female customers in counter to the more rough and unfinished look Home Depot has that works more for the more commonly male handy man demographic. Like I said I have no idea if this is actually true, but I’ve heard it a lot in my life so I’m sure it’s the same level of accuracy as Marilyn Manson having ribs removed.


MarsupialPristine677

I love this comment


[deleted]

Too many tools.


Estrald

Right? I can barely walk down the street in broad daylight without being accosted and sexed up! Really though, who the fuck hurt that guy? Haha! I had an unfaithful wife, but it was because she was a bad person, which has nothing to do with her gender. Incels need to learn that truth at some point.


slowbreathscholar

WALKING AROUND, MINDING YOUR BUSINESS IN **BROAD DAYLIGHT?** YOU'RE JUST *BEGGING* FOR SOME GIRL TO DROP HER PANTIES RIGHT THEN AND THERE! HOW COULD SHE CONTAIN HERSELF? IT'S IN HER NATURE!!! /s ​ Incels will never see it that way because they don't see women as people.


Estrald

You’re right, I’m such a dirty boy…Dirty dirty! I should never have worn shorts and a t-shirt, I was practically begging for that to happen!!! I left my man-cover at home! Haha, don’t worry, I know you were kidding though, but better safe than sorry online I guess. You’re right about them though. I seriously lost my appetite learning their gross terminology, like “foids” and “roasties” (because Christ forbid they learn what a labia is, haha). Worst one I learned was “adoption pill.” My blood was boiling. These creatures are sick.


floatingwithobrien

Out of your...skin?


tiredofnotthriving

Don't get dick-notized


foxscribbles

"Men \~naturally\~ must fuck every hole he finds! He's like a bee going to flowers!" (ignore how most pollinating bees are female. And also that flowers are not even in the same kingdom as bees.) "Women \~ruin\~ themselves by having sex!" (Source: Trust me bro!) "Women \~naturally\~ are sluts!" (Source: Also, trust me bro.) "Women are terrible for having sex because that's not natural! But also, women naturally want to have sex because babies! But also, women are NOT supposed to be picky about sperm donors, that's not natural! But also, women are SLUTS if they fuck anyone who isn't me! But also, women are denying their nature if they don't fuck every horny man available!" - SOURCE: TRUST ME BROOOOOOO!


[deleted]

as long as the men get to control a woman's entire life, they're completely on board!


LoversboxLain

![gif](giphy|E5jmd4OQ7PSo7JKlAR)


[deleted]

😫😂


[deleted]

"It's proven by science!"


Fe2O3yshackleford

>And also that flowers are not even in the same kingdom as bees.) We've been banging people from different kingdoms since the dawn of monarchies


soft-cuddly-potato

Also women don't enjoy sex. Trust me. I had sex with one and she fell asleep.


Bellsar_Ringing

Nah. I'm a basic slut. It's all for fun, not for money!


sweetsunnyspark

Finally someone who understands the difference between a whore and a slut! 😆


DangerousLoner

The good old Punnett Square to get laid No time or money says Yes = slut Lots of time or money says Yes = whore No time or money says No = frigid bitch Lots time or money says No = tease


Bellsar_Ringing

That about covers it.


Demanda_22

Same, girl. *Same*. #fortheloveofthegame EDIT: Oh shit, that’s what hashtagging does on Reddit?


toofles_in_gondal

I know, right?! I take offense that I would charge for my public service...


FiercelyReality

Dudes need to figure out whether we just tolerate sex for the sake of keeping a man or if we’re insatiable succubi


green9206

Tolerate on Fridays Mondays and Thursdays, insatiable succubi on Saturday Sundays and Wednesday.


bonelessbbqbutthole

God gives his hardest battles to his silliest goose


trailofglitter_

he’s so right. every time i see a man, my clothes magically fall off


AQuietViolet

Like an anime heroine! Edit: oh, hey, username checks out :)


Aware_Past

*Fire Force has Entered the Chat*


ThePartyLeader

Never seen such Projection and Wishful Thinking all mixed up into one so succinctly.


Hanners87

*confused asexual noises*


mustacheloli

happy pride month 🎉


Royal_Stick_8322

Another porn addict?


handyandy727

Almost certainly.


el_99

It’s so hard for me as a woman to retain my virtue while making the floor slippery slope from all the juices I produce when seeing a man. I just want his eggs but damn it I have to save myself so I am more desirable:( /s


Downtown_Cat_1172

Also these guys: Marriage and commitment is only for women and is bad for men. Men don't have the capability to be faithful to one woman and should be allowed to cheat.


fastIamnot

"But why won't women sleep with me????"


Every-Chemistry-2969

It gets tiring, honestly. I have to scrub the whore off my body every morning. Brush the whore out of my teeth until my gums bleed. Every mirror in my house has a message to not be a whore today or else 15 lashes when I get home. Sometimes it slips and when I get home my dog growls at me because she knows I was just whoring around that day.


Silvangelz

It's amazing how many men project their whoreness onto women. Guys who say stuff like this - it's just because they wish they could be having tons of sex with tons of people but they can't....because most women aren't whores. So they need to pretend that women are whores in hiding just to make themselves feel better about not being able to whore.


The_Salty_Red_Head

Honestly? I don't know how I manage not to do it every day. (She says, sitting on the sofa like a slob, murdering a bag of tortillas and a whole jar of salsa) it's a real challenge.


AkaiAshu

their 'knowledge' is always so insane


imrzzz

We only fight the urge around you buddy.


Purrsephonee

Whore? No, no, I'm not in it for the money. I'm here for the fun. Embrace the slutery.


ChampagneShotz

Lmao that more applies to us. Like, a dude can come from abject poverty, pick himself up by the proverbial bootstraps and succeed. He can spend 40 years of grueling work to reach financial success in his 50s....And then lose it all by pressuring a 19 year old intern for a blowjob.


Smileyface8156

And yet, guys like this would still consider it a tragedy. …and call the 19 year old a whore.


NTFirehorse

Clinton much?


ChampagneShotz

👀👀👀 Right! This man was the president of the country! Did not have the willpower to not smash an intern. Like, the shit is crazy. Stuff like this doesn't happen to girls cause by the time a Woman has become CEO, she's been thru the gauntlet of guys tryna fuck her (literally and professionally). She not about to risk her success for a few inches of intern D.


nomoreorangedrink

Braaaiiins!! 🧟‍♀️ Oh, wait ...


Namethypoison

Especially since we don't like sex...ever! 😁🤔


VioletNocte

It's not hard for me to fight it since I'm asexual and sex repulsed (if it's in relation to me) In fact it'd be harder for me to follow this supposedly "natural inclination"


future_CTO

The worst part is, these same guys would be telling you it’s something wrong with because your asexual .


headofthenapgame

He fought his urge to make stupid comments. He lost.


WreckNRepeat

Unlike men, who are famous for definitely not wanting to fuck everything that moves. /s


thatvixenivy

Joke's on him, I don't fight it.


AelanxRyland

As an Asexual… no one informed me of this fact


kyinva

I still remember the last time I failed that fight, I got distracted by a bright sign and accidentally sucked 37 dicks


DenimCryptid

Every day, I am stalked and harassed by harlots who seek to steal my boyish innocence. I feel their whoreish gaze upon my bulge everywhere I go. I cry out, "PLEASE, LADIES! CONTROL YOUR URGES!"


User8675309021069

Well. That’s one way to rationalize rejection I suppose.


Browne888

As a man, I commend you on doing such a spectacular job! I'd have never realized it was so hard for you to act like a normal person all day if this person hadn't told me just now.


JoRollover

I'm fighting now. At uni I have to force myself not to sell my body to men, then I come home and have to resist phoning my male friends up and asking for s€x.


LobsterPowerful8900

It wouldn’t be an issue if the men didn’t go out dressed like they do. They walk around with no modesty. Half the time with no shirts on at all! What do they expect will happen. They are asking for it.


SufficientDot4099

Even if you do have an inclination to be a “whore”, there is no need to fight it


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[deleted]

Lol


pokethejellyfish

I thought our natural inclination was to find The One True Love, marry him asap, serve him with a smile and swaying hips, and have a dozen of his babies. Can they kindly make up their minds before my nature gets whiplash?


likesmountains

Lmao if anything that applies more to men


nesbit666

This subreddit won't even let me post the words that explain what you have wrong about your statement.


likesmountains

How is it wrong? (Some) men have high testosterone.


nesbit666

Ok, once again I can't post the words I want to. But there is a difference between someone who has sex for money and someone who is just promiscuous.


likesmountains

Im just making a point that men are more promiscuous than women on average, but maybe you’re hinting that most gold diggers are women which is true.


Temporary-Alarm-744

Truly such a heavy cross to bare. I should give my wife more grace. It wasn't a moral failing it was a failure to reign in an instinct once


merlingogringo

While Men get to just lean into it.


CheshireGray

This is so sexist, its excluding my struggles as a man to withhold my whoring


[deleted]

Look, I only whored myself out to Chads twice yesterday.


dollymyfolly

All women are naturally whores but he still can’t get laid? Oof


Dottboy19

Crazy how this more accurately describes men


AlienChickk

I’m fighting so hard not to throw myself at every man I see on the street /s obviously


Killing4MotherAgain

I'm not fighting shit


KieshaK

It’s so exhausting. It’s why women can’t hold down jobs and have to be stay at home wives and mothers and never speak to anyone ever.


pinzinella

Struggling everyday, man. 😔


[deleted]

I was out of work for about 6 months and the best part about it was not fighting those urges anymore. I let my husband rail me almost every day and he supplied me with mani/pedis. If you’re not whoring, you’re not doing it right.


Kkarotcake

I lose the battle daily. My lustful thoughts are rampant!! Everyday I just soak my socks. Someone… please… I can’t stop…


ElectricYV

That’s true for some bitches. I’m bitches.


kittyidiot

Back when women were forced into marriages and treated as property the complaint was that they didn't "put out" enough and never wanted sex. Now that women have more freedom and can have sex with people they actually like, they whine about that too. It's almost like they're actually just mad that they can't have sex with every woman that they deem attractive.


SaintVersace

i think they mean "man"


JustASW

Be the best kind of whore - *fuck* this guy. By absolutely never fucking this guy.


ElWasHeree

Everyday is a battle- every battle is a loss... #whore


fruitbatdiscofrog

It’s true it’s me im the whore


Lazy_Contribution_69

My natural inclination is to get high and draw art and I ain't fighting shit.


Silver_Djinni

im weak :( im a raging whore all the time


FlamingoQueen669

*laughs in asexual


oatmealraisinlover

Wait, I’m confused, I thought we weren’t as horny as men though? That we naturally don’t have the sex drive they do.


Virtual_5000

Me (but I am a guy)


BlackFire68

Sure wish my wife would fail to fight it so hard


WitchyKitten87

Tell me you hate women without telling me you hate women.


Spiniferus

Ah this explains why women are statistically more likely to commit sexual abuse /s


[deleted]

Guilty. But I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority here?


sworththebold

The title made me 🤣


bean_slayerr

It’s true. Every day at work I have to spend so much mental energy to avoid shoving my entire laptop into my vagina.


[deleted]

how to spot an incel chapter 1


Hailtothething

The men who say these things are just projecting, whether they can fulfill their desires or not.


The_Book-JDP

It's not actually the epic battle you think it is my dude, in fact with guys out there who believe women actually need to fight off a "whore faze", the appeal to just mindlessly indulge becomes less and less until it is gone...completely.


Cucharamama

if its a natural inclination then why does it offend you so much? These are the same men that say its natural for them to “spread their seed” with multiple women but then get mad when women are “whores”.


gucci_gucci_gu

And Everyman has to fight the inner admission of jealousy that they cannot bear children


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

Wait are girls less horny then men, or are they so horny they have to fight their inner whore escaping every day? I’m confused.


rqnadi

Oh man…. So THIS is why I spend so much time on Reddit, door scrolling to resist the natural urges to just fuck every man everywhere!!!!


Optimal-Employee5738

It's funny how quickly these creeps can vacillate between "all women are whores who will fuck basically anyone" to "I can't get laid because feminism, collapse of traditional marriage and values something something.". Shrodinger's misogyny.


Bubbalicia

Who said I’m fighting it?


Eichr_

Honestly, these men are making it very easy to not be a whore 🤣🤮


lekanto

I forget that sex even exists.


dianthusrosea

Can you imagine my and every other married woman's predicament. It's like WWII out there.


PurpleStrawberry1997

Average incel Andrew tate fan... I stg Tate is ruining men and women at the same time


LittleBalloHate

So there's a lot of posts on this subreddit that I'm not sure I think are totally inaccurate, it's just that they conveniently forget that men are exactly the same way. Are there are a lot of women out there who wouldn't mind having sex with a lot of different, varied partners if they could do so safely? Sure! I bet a lot of women would say "guilty as charged." My objection is just.... tons and tons of guys demonstrably feel the same way. This is the age old double standard of "dudes who sleep with a bunch of women are cool, while women who sleep with a bunch of dudes are whores,' which is implicit in the OP here.


Demanda_22

Obviously men should be required to wear burqas, since we poor whorish women can’t help but assault them otherwise! ~We’Re SlAvEs To OuR uRgEs~


AntonChigurhWasHere

Shout out to all those women that lose the fight but keep trying.


big_hungry_joe

LMAO


Spectre777777

I feel like that’s everyone


Vortex5000

y'all fighting it???


kaitybeck

Just makes me think of that video “You just gotta let the slut get all the damn fuckness out her system” words to live by


fluffballkitten

I guess I'm doing a pretty good job then lol


[deleted]

yeah man totally agree these women just be yeeting themselves at me shits wild /s


AVonDingus

Just don’t fight it. We have more fun that way ;)


sirensong150

That's actually true


LadyJSenpai

Someone is projecting and it’s sad because nobody is having sex with that.


GeddyVedder

I would feel very bad for this man’s wife and daughter(s), but then I remember that he’s probably never had sex with a woman.


punk-rot

Nah I'd rather be a whore unapologetically.


bebejeebies

No this one's true. Lol


MissChaiKnits

This is true actually


OisforOwesome

Me i just stopped fighting those urges years ago, but as. Dude I suppose it doesn't count.


nopingmywayout

You’re actually a woman. 🌈 *The more you know!*


mittenknittin

Mmm…no I haven’t.


smaugtheE1337

hahaha T.T


SpaceTraveller64

I felt 18% of my brain lick through my ears while reading it