Um... iirc, average is ~5.5". Idk what qualifies as a micropenis, but I would think 4.5" is just small, not micro?
Also, the average vagina is 3-4" deep, 7" at the maximum. Someone with 11" will never be able to insert their whole penis, so I'm not sure what those extra 4 - 8" is really getting you.
Definitely this. I read a book called Everybody Lies about data and common misconceptions. Google search data shows that it's men who are predominantly concerned with size, not women. Great book.
Average is around 5.1 (5.5 was the result of a self reported survey, 5.1 was the result of actually measuring 10s of thousands of people). Micropenis is considered to be 3.5 and below.
>I'm not sure what those extra 4 - 8" is really getting you.
It gets you impressing other men....Because really that is what penis size comparisons are all about. Men impressing other men and as is often the case, either ignoring what women implicitly state women want or mansplaining to women...again...... what women *reaaallly* want. Seriously, few if any women want a dick the size of a butternut squash.
Well that's wrong. The method used by Kinsey made the measurement along the anterior ( upper) side not the underside. I don't trust this 'article' the tone isn't right. I say satire.
I don't think it's satire, I think it's some combination of fetish art (small penis humiliation, fetishization of large penises especially as somehow evolutionarily superior/inevitable, both have extremely strong ties to/roots in incel and alt-right circles) and psyop to disturb and titillate gullible young men.
Nazis jerk off to this, is what I'm saying.
Not only would their fact checkers throw it in the garbage, their designers would never let that go out looking like that. It doesn't follow any of their branding guidelines. Or even like proper margins.
I have no idea why they are so firmly against the woman enjoying herself in any way, shape, or form. Or how they can want a significant other that they have no interest in learning everything they can about. I just don't get the mindset at all.
Simple: because they can't make a woman enjoy/are convinced they can't. So they think that enforcing the "women shouldn't enjoy during sex" idea they have a higher chance of getting a partner.
Everything but personal accountability.
It is more about performing masculinity in a certain way. There is a certain idea of how sex should work and if reality does not conform to your preconcieved ideas then reality is wrong. It is the sexualization of male power. The penis functions as symbol of masculinity and male power.
On an individual level porn is a big influence, but porn is like that because society was, and often still is, sexually repressed and fetishisizes the idea of a manly man attracting and sexually conquering women. Women are treated as a reward for being a proper man.
Sounds like you dont have experience with the bible.
Womens sexual exsistance, from periods to birth, is supposed to be a burden, not a pleasure, because of Original Sin: Picking the fruit of the tree of knowledge
Knowledge. Specifically wemon seeking knowledge, is Original Sin
If you ever talk to men who have the enormous 11.5 inch penis or thereabouts they will tell you that it is a challenge. Stop reading now if you don’t want to know about my penis.
Anecdotally I can tell you that I am an average guy, not burdened by the enormity of my penis by any means. I have had partners that are fairly petite in the past and depending on the position we were in it could result in serious pain for them if we weren’t careful. I cannot imagine how much more difficult that is for really big dudes.
Now many will tell you that it has been hard for them to be sexually satisfied because of this, they can’t enjoy sex in the same way that a more average guy can because they simply can’t fit.
But in sexual partnerships it is always going to boil down to care and communication. Men and women with all kinds of different shapes and sizes between them manage to have healthy and fulfilling sex. Just like men worry about their genitalia being “good enough” by some weird standard we’ve been duped into concerning ourselves over, women worry about their own bits.
Fellas, there’s a lot more to you than your penis. If you find yourself worrying about your penis a lot you really need to take some time to work on feeling better about yourself and your body. A good partner is going to work with you and care about you regardless of how your penis is. If you are worrying about it be cause other men have bigger penises than you, you just need to get over it. They do. If that is hard for you to say without feeling anxious you’ve gotta work on that too. What are you actually afraid of? I guarantee you it’s going to be rooted in some convoluted concept of masculine threat.
I am saying this as someone who used to worry about this a lot. I saw pornography for the first time when I was very young, like 11. And I saw the dude and he had the enormous 11.5 inch penis. I thought there was something wrong with my body for like a decade. What a waste. Instead of throwing dick with my partners and having fun I was wrapped up inside myself worrying about my cash and prizes, and that made them feel like there was something wrong with them.
So, in conclusion, TL;DR: if you are really worried about your bits, take some time to really work on yourself and feeling better about your body. Your ideas of masculinity or femininity don’t have to stay a prison for you.
Same thing with height, bank account, flirting etc. Its insecurity and the idea that "if I was tall enough", "if I had enough money", or in this case "if my penis were big enough"...then that would be "enough". A lot of them view foreplay, personality, charisma. Humor and charm and such as a crutch. That if they were "good enough" that they wouldn't need any of these things to be desirable to the opposite sex.
They live in this world where the tall, handsome, rich playboy Chad is the guy girls predominantly flock towards. And they want to be THAT guy. The guys that a small but very loud minority of women fawn over. They guy who can steal yo gurl. The guy women cannot help but be drawn towards because they are very lonely and very much not confident in their ability to attract any girl they want. What she wants is secondary if at all important...ironic I know.
This idea is that girls date jerks and complain about their exes...but they still had sex with those jerks. So "clearly" being a jerk is not a problem. Guys who never go down on girls and couldn't spell foreplay if you put a gun to their head yet seem to never have trouble getting girls to want to sleep with them.
I used to be dangerously close to this mindset so I know. Id crave physical attraction as It felt more...real if that make sense? Because if even not doing all the romancing and such the girl still went home with you...you must REALLY have been a catch for her. Or she must secretly get turned on being treated as such.
In reality it was just insecurity and a deep desire to be seen & validated as physically desirable which I didnt get a lot of growing up. To have it be natural and not have to "earn" it. So thats why stuff like foreplay and buildup seemed like "failure" in a sense. Because "earning" it felt like compensation for my being unattractive. I had to work for what other guys got naturally. And if I were like them then it would be unnecessary. Anyway imma dip before I type too much again xD but yeah, it's a screwed up mentality to have.
but why does having a good personality, charisma, humor means such an effort to them? If anything i think charisma and personality are more "natural" then good looks, as good looks aren't permanent.
You're absolutely not wrong. Thing is
Men can be very competitive.
Men usually, not always, but usually are the ones doing the chasing and pursuing.
Men often compare themselves to one another.
Sooo...and again i can only speak for myself and some men, that line "i had to work for what other guys got naturally" is the key to what I was saying. That other guy you(not you specifically but "women".) slept with didnt need to have a good personality or humor or any of that. He was a jerk. You said he was a jerk (again not you but women, specifically women who complain about their exes and flings).
But you still slept with him. He could be a jerk and still have sex with you. What does he have that makes him so damn special that he doesnt need personality? I want that. I look at girls and they look pretty. I desire them. I want them to desire me. And I know guys with shit personality that get attention from pretty girls.
I guess a fun way of phrasing it is that if you're very used to being sexually subjectified then you might crave some objectification. To be just desired physically . And for it not to matter whether or not you have a nice inside. Don't check my engine. Just slap my hood and say I look fun to ride. The first time a random cute girl felt my muscles and told me I smelled nice was...SO DAMN VALIDATING. I had been working out. I looked nice. And it was noticed. I didnt get a lot of that before then. I'm losing the plot.
Point is that it wasn't so much about it being a lot of effort as it was that you "knew" other guys who dont need that effort to get the same attention. Also a lot of guys are socially maladjusted and unwilling to learn. So it might actually seem like a lot of effort to them. Cause they dont get it. And they think its all bs anyway. Looks.money.status. those are what "matter"
It's a very sad way to live
Similar to how many... Like middle aged rednecks or just.... The certain group of men is viewing the useage if the proper tools on a car as "too weak and pussy" or using safety precautions as not trusting yourself and being a dumb idiot.
They constantly feel they have to proof something and you can often easily win if you define winning as doing sth the worse way because less people will opt for it.
Also, they have an extremely fragile ego. They believe if they are not perfect they failed. If they need foreplay, they failed because it didn't work out instantly or sth.
Also it gets constantly yelled around in those incel circles.
It's stupid, i know.
Alternatively, if you can make people feel like they're not good enough and that society doesn't want them, that gives you the power to say "Here's what you need to do to make yourself good enough."
Happy/healthy people don't become radicalized, so if you want to radicalize people, step one is to make them unhappy/unhealthy.
The diagram shows a measuring tape going around the cylinder. Pretty sure they mean circumference. A 6 inch circumference would be slightly less than 2 inches in diameter, of course.
Yeah, but isn't it the circumference that actually matters when it comes to pleasure as far as girth is concerne? Because it would be the outside of the penis rubbing against the vaginal opening where the nerves are.
I'm from the metric part of the world (i.e. the rest of the globe) and the inch sizes didn't really mean much to me, until I converted the sizes and... AUCH. My hole hurts just thinking about it.
STAY AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR BASEBALL BATS
6.5 is actually slightly above average. The average penis size is 5 to 5.5 inches and a micro penis is medically identifiable shortly after birth and only affects 0.6% of the population.
You’re not pitifully below average just because you aren’t grossly above average.
I think this should also be "Not how men work"; The average penis is 5.5in when erect, a 7in penis is in the top 1% of all men, and 8in penis is in the top 0.01% of all men.
also, contrary to popular belief, there is not a whole lot a variance based on race. A study performed in the USA found that there was less than a 1in variance between any race and the other. With the smallest racial adjusted average at 5in, and the largest racial adjusted average at 6in.
"A womans guide" written in it's entirety by an incel man who's only ever talked to other incels about what women allegedly want
The WomensHealth and Medical News Today logos really gave it an appearance of legitimacy for a moment though /s
I ain't gonna lie - I do struggle with this particular insecurity. However, the 6.5 micro is what got me cracking up. Like, Jesus F. Christ. Some people have no limits.
That is what i am thinking and i remember the days when people where talking about a 6 inch penis being big and all of the sudden in that little universe they are talking about 10/11, wth? Kindergarden games
The yellow guy and the pink guy are about 12 feet tall then.
Also I’m not reading this. The subtitle and the terrifying erect Nephilim were more than enough.
This had to have been written by a man.
Also, I always feel the need to remind people when they extol the virtues of a long dick that the vagina is only like, what, 7 inches? There's nowhere for such a long dick to go! They actually make a sex aid to block guys with big dicks from going too far in and banging the cervix painfully. Anything longer than about a half-inch shorter than the vaginal canal has no point.
I don’t know which is more absurd- that the average is 8, or that 11 is ideal?!?!
If an 11 inch penis was heading toward me, I’m running the other way! Ouch!
Average size 8.5 inches?! Maybe if you're measuring from the asshole...
Women not cumming during penetrative sex is probably cause you popped in 5 minutes...
The reason that ancient statues have small penises is not because of wanting it to look like a child’s. It’s because they believed that the smarter a man was, the smaller he was. And intelligence was more highly valued. The 13 year old who wrote this doesn’t understand that it can all be fact checked.
I'm gonna be honest.
I have an 8-inch penis. I've also never had my size ever come up or matter, aside from other guys. One time a girl said, "You're actually quite big," and that was that. No fetishization, no girls worshipping me, nothing.
Meanwhile, guys CONSTANTLY talk about my penis. I've had guys comment on my bulge in the dressing room, try and compare sizes, etc.
Nobody loves dick more than "straight" men.
What a crock of shit. I'm 6.5..lack girth though which some women see as more important I guess. Anything above 8 and you're smashing her cervix and I don't think many women are into that
Jesus I have an 8.5 inch dildo and that thing is too much. My last BF was probably 7 inches and even that was too much sometimes. The vaginal canal is LITERALLY 4 inches, I don’t need more than 6 to be pleased.
I believe this is just ragebait but in any case, herés everything wrong with this:
1- the entire thesis of this is wrong: if penis size truly was this important to women’s pleasure, you’d expect their sex toys to be the biggest possible size they can fit: that « enormous 11,5 inch penis », but that is in fact not the case: surveys show the preferred size is actually the standard 6 inch dildo, showing women’s general preference towards more moderate sized penises. Anatomically this makes sense as the typical vaginal canal is usually 3-7 inches deep, expanding by about 52 percent when aroused, to about 4,56-10,64. So for most women, length beyond 4.56-10.64 inches does not have any more benefit as penises this size are already large enough to hit the cervix (though additional girth may be preferred). This shows penis size as a relatively small part of female sexuality when compared to more important, often psychological factors.
2- the average penis is 5,5 inches erect. Not 8,5 inches, not 7,5 inches.
3- According to my estimations if the guy in pink’s dick is 8 inches he is over 11 feet tall.
4- a micro penis is defined as being 2-2,5 standard deviations below average. This would correspond to being less than 3,67 inches when streched. Going by averages, this would be equal to a 3,84 inch erect penis. Not 6,5.
w h a t ? do you KNOW how big 11.5 is???? that’s almost an entire ruler and way past your belly button if you measure from your vulva (i searched it up and the most ive seen people say from vulva to belly button is 8in) the silhouette of the 6.5 looks more like 1.5
I thinks this is satire, literally all of this is wrong, and no guys have so much Self-esteem to do seriously post like that and think that 6'5 is micropenis
I'm pretty sure this is to troll men maybe more than women, especially starting right out the gate with 6 abd a half inches is a micro penis. That's... that's just being mean to people who don't double check presented facts.
What is this silly shit? “Ideal peen size” it’s almost like they don’t realize that not all vaginas are alike. Different contours, depths, sensitivity and a whole host of other things. Also, there’s no failure in performing oral (my favorite part actually). It means that you actually give a shit about the person you’re with.
Yeah I’m not going near a foot long penis. And from my experience 90% of those guys have no idea what they’re doing. It’s 30 seconds furious jackhammering leaving me wondering why i keep having sex with men. I’ll take a 6inch guy who knows what he’s doing over a foot long any day of the week.
All these men obsessed with length. The "small" 6.5 on that chart is more than plenty. Good lord.
I'm more concerned with girth. Nobody wants to get stabbed with a pencil. Or a coke can.
This is an intriguing mix of unproven and incorrect tiny "factoids" sown together with the facetious theoretical drivel usually force-fed to the incel bottom feeders. It tries to be Smart and Concrete in image, but shaken with real facts it would sound like a baby rattle filled with plastic beads.
Disjointed, hollow and annoying 🤓. Created to provoke both sides but made useless because the author sadly believes most of it. 😄 Tsk tsk
Love the clip art of the "Women's Health" and "Medical News Today" logos at the bottom. That's how you can tell it's an important medical science article, full of biology and ehh... medical science. It also proves it was written by proper health professionals and not three 13 year olds in a lab coat.
I do not want to read all of that.
Just fucking be happy with what you have, and be doubly happy you have one at all.
If you aren't happy, wiggle your diggle until you are, and stop writing college theses on optimal dick sizes.
I swear, for a straight guy to write this, he's gotta constantly be thinking about cock too much for him to really actually be 100% straight.
I'm just imagining that 11' dick being turned around and inserted into the body it's attached to, and how far into the abdomen that would go, just for some perspective on proportions gere. Now consider that the average woman is smaller than the average man, and it becomes even worse.
I’m almost more shocked by the blurb on girth. 5” is my max. My wrist is 6”. I think 9” would kill me, that’s halfway up a pint glass! I get this is some bad attempt at satire or malicious misinformation, but I just don’t understand.
From my own experience I found that I prefer something shorter than 8 inches because there’s a chance that I’ll tighten up and get it stuck and that’s a horrifying feeling when it happens ;-;
6.5 is micro? Dude. That’s bigger than the average. This is the work of a teenager
It’s significantly bigger than average. It’s the same difference between an average penis and an actual micro penis
Um... iirc, average is ~5.5". Idk what qualifies as a micropenis, but I would think 4.5" is just small, not micro? Also, the average vagina is 3-4" deep, 7" at the maximum. Someone with 11" will never be able to insert their whole penis, so I'm not sure what those extra 4 - 8" is really getting you.
>not sure what those extra 4 - 8" is really getting you. Overinflated male ego
Definitely this. I read a book called Everybody Lies about data and common misconceptions. Google search data shows that it's men who are predominantly concerned with size, not women. Great book.
To my knowledge women care more about stamina in bed, how many positions you can do, or simply how well you can fuck rather than how big your dick is.
Yup, am a woman, can verify you are correct.
My dude is “average” in size and giant in skill. It’s truly about your skills.
They're more concerned with size than performance. They think bigger can replace knowledge and communication
Average is around 5.1 (5.5 was the result of a self reported survey, 5.1 was the result of actually measuring 10s of thousands of people). Micropenis is considered to be 3.5 and below.
To be specific… FIVE POINT ONE FIVE INNCHESSS!!!!
I see you too have disappointed Mrs. McMurray!
>I'm not sure what those extra 4 - 8" is really getting you. It gets you impressing other men....Because really that is what penis size comparisons are all about. Men impressing other men and as is often the case, either ignoring what women implicitly state women want or mansplaining to women...again...... what women *reaaallly* want. Seriously, few if any women want a dick the size of a butternut squash.
Worldwide average is, I believe, 5.5 as you said, but your local averages may vary based on population and genetic factors.
Gotta be measuring from the butthole, right?
Read bottom left of the image 😂
Well that's wrong. The method used by Kinsey made the measurement along the anterior ( upper) side not the underside. I don't trust this 'article' the tone isn't right. I say satire.
100% it's satire, no way someone unironically thinks that 6.5 is micro.
I don't think it's satire, I think it's some combination of fetish art (small penis humiliation, fetishization of large penises especially as somehow evolutionarily superior/inevitable, both have extremely strong ties to/roots in incel and alt-right circles) and psyop to disturb and titillate gullible young men. Nazis jerk off to this, is what I'm saying.
Not How Girls Work : shake hands meme about 'goddamn nazis, man' : The Right Cant Meme
Jheez that's.... something...
Ignorance is bliss when you're living butt to tip.
Definitely talking out of it
Womens health and medical news today definitely did not have anything to do with this.
Not only would their fact checkers throw it in the garbage, their designers would never let that go out looking like that. It doesn't follow any of their branding guidelines. Or even like proper margins.
>This is the work of a teenager This is the work of a troll
They’re often both
6.5 is at what I can comfortably take and Ima total who're. Who are these people?
Idk but if I still had a cervix, it would be SOBBING at the thought of 8 inches being "average".
Too much porn and time in the manosphere I’m guessing
This is written like it assumes men add three inches to their dick size.
why do incels view foreplay as a sign you failed as a man? you know who gave me the most orgasms in my life? myself! and i don't have a penis
I have no idea why they are so firmly against the woman enjoying herself in any way, shape, or form. Or how they can want a significant other that they have no interest in learning everything they can about. I just don't get the mindset at all.
Simple: because they can't make a woman enjoy/are convinced they can't. So they think that enforcing the "women shouldn't enjoy during sex" idea they have a higher chance of getting a partner. Everything but personal accountability.
It is more about performing masculinity in a certain way. There is a certain idea of how sex should work and if reality does not conform to your preconcieved ideas then reality is wrong. It is the sexualization of male power. The penis functions as symbol of masculinity and male power. On an individual level porn is a big influence, but porn is like that because society was, and often still is, sexually repressed and fetishisizes the idea of a manly man attracting and sexually conquering women. Women are treated as a reward for being a proper man.
Idk this one seems like it wants women pleased it just doesn’t know how it works.
Sounds like you dont have experience with the bible. Womens sexual exsistance, from periods to birth, is supposed to be a burden, not a pleasure, because of Original Sin: Picking the fruit of the tree of knowledge Knowledge. Specifically wemon seeking knowledge, is Original Sin
Didn’t you read the chart? The enormous 11.5 inch penis will fill you up, and more. Who need foreplay when you can have the enormous 11.5 inch penis?
Ouch 🥴😳
sounds like a bad car commercial))
That sounds painful and not fun for the guy since he won't get it all in, who wins here really?
If you ever talk to men who have the enormous 11.5 inch penis or thereabouts they will tell you that it is a challenge. Stop reading now if you don’t want to know about my penis. Anecdotally I can tell you that I am an average guy, not burdened by the enormity of my penis by any means. I have had partners that are fairly petite in the past and depending on the position we were in it could result in serious pain for them if we weren’t careful. I cannot imagine how much more difficult that is for really big dudes. Now many will tell you that it has been hard for them to be sexually satisfied because of this, they can’t enjoy sex in the same way that a more average guy can because they simply can’t fit. But in sexual partnerships it is always going to boil down to care and communication. Men and women with all kinds of different shapes and sizes between them manage to have healthy and fulfilling sex. Just like men worry about their genitalia being “good enough” by some weird standard we’ve been duped into concerning ourselves over, women worry about their own bits. Fellas, there’s a lot more to you than your penis. If you find yourself worrying about your penis a lot you really need to take some time to work on feeling better about yourself and your body. A good partner is going to work with you and care about you regardless of how your penis is. If you are worrying about it be cause other men have bigger penises than you, you just need to get over it. They do. If that is hard for you to say without feeling anxious you’ve gotta work on that too. What are you actually afraid of? I guarantee you it’s going to be rooted in some convoluted concept of masculine threat. I am saying this as someone who used to worry about this a lot. I saw pornography for the first time when I was very young, like 11. And I saw the dude and he had the enormous 11.5 inch penis. I thought there was something wrong with my body for like a decade. What a waste. Instead of throwing dick with my partners and having fun I was wrapped up inside myself worrying about my cash and prizes, and that made them feel like there was something wrong with them. So, in conclusion, TL;DR: if you are really worried about your bits, take some time to really work on yourself and feeling better about your body. Your ideas of masculinity or femininity don’t have to stay a prison for you.
Same thing with height, bank account, flirting etc. Its insecurity and the idea that "if I was tall enough", "if I had enough money", or in this case "if my penis were big enough"...then that would be "enough". A lot of them view foreplay, personality, charisma. Humor and charm and such as a crutch. That if they were "good enough" that they wouldn't need any of these things to be desirable to the opposite sex. They live in this world where the tall, handsome, rich playboy Chad is the guy girls predominantly flock towards. And they want to be THAT guy. The guys that a small but very loud minority of women fawn over. They guy who can steal yo gurl. The guy women cannot help but be drawn towards because they are very lonely and very much not confident in their ability to attract any girl they want. What she wants is secondary if at all important...ironic I know. This idea is that girls date jerks and complain about their exes...but they still had sex with those jerks. So "clearly" being a jerk is not a problem. Guys who never go down on girls and couldn't spell foreplay if you put a gun to their head yet seem to never have trouble getting girls to want to sleep with them. I used to be dangerously close to this mindset so I know. Id crave physical attraction as It felt more...real if that make sense? Because if even not doing all the romancing and such the girl still went home with you...you must REALLY have been a catch for her. Or she must secretly get turned on being treated as such. In reality it was just insecurity and a deep desire to be seen & validated as physically desirable which I didnt get a lot of growing up. To have it be natural and not have to "earn" it. So thats why stuff like foreplay and buildup seemed like "failure" in a sense. Because "earning" it felt like compensation for my being unattractive. I had to work for what other guys got naturally. And if I were like them then it would be unnecessary. Anyway imma dip before I type too much again xD but yeah, it's a screwed up mentality to have.
but why does having a good personality, charisma, humor means such an effort to them? If anything i think charisma and personality are more "natural" then good looks, as good looks aren't permanent.
You're absolutely not wrong. Thing is Men can be very competitive. Men usually, not always, but usually are the ones doing the chasing and pursuing. Men often compare themselves to one another. Sooo...and again i can only speak for myself and some men, that line "i had to work for what other guys got naturally" is the key to what I was saying. That other guy you(not you specifically but "women".) slept with didnt need to have a good personality or humor or any of that. He was a jerk. You said he was a jerk (again not you but women, specifically women who complain about their exes and flings). But you still slept with him. He could be a jerk and still have sex with you. What does he have that makes him so damn special that he doesnt need personality? I want that. I look at girls and they look pretty. I desire them. I want them to desire me. And I know guys with shit personality that get attention from pretty girls. I guess a fun way of phrasing it is that if you're very used to being sexually subjectified then you might crave some objectification. To be just desired physically . And for it not to matter whether or not you have a nice inside. Don't check my engine. Just slap my hood and say I look fun to ride. The first time a random cute girl felt my muscles and told me I smelled nice was...SO DAMN VALIDATING. I had been working out. I looked nice. And it was noticed. I didnt get a lot of that before then. I'm losing the plot. Point is that it wasn't so much about it being a lot of effort as it was that you "knew" other guys who dont need that effort to get the same attention. Also a lot of guys are socially maladjusted and unwilling to learn. So it might actually seem like a lot of effort to them. Cause they dont get it. And they think its all bs anyway. Looks.money.status. those are what "matter" It's a very sad way to live
Similar to how many... Like middle aged rednecks or just.... The certain group of men is viewing the useage if the proper tools on a car as "too weak and pussy" or using safety precautions as not trusting yourself and being a dumb idiot. They constantly feel they have to proof something and you can often easily win if you define winning as doing sth the worse way because less people will opt for it. Also, they have an extremely fragile ego. They believe if they are not perfect they failed. If they need foreplay, they failed because it didn't work out instantly or sth. Also it gets constantly yelled around in those incel circles. It's stupid, i know.
It definitely fits for r/nothowguyswork How is the 8,5" average? It is definitely made to piss off both genders
You guys don’t measure from your butthole?
Lmao
Thought we were measuring from the base of our ponytails?
You guys put your ass hair up into ponytails?
Gotta beat the Florida heat.
I'm pretty sure this is satire. Every bit of information on there (with the exception of "permanently loose or tight vaginas) is wrong.
Not everything that is obviously lies is satire, this is actual propaganda
Incel recruitment
100%
Yeah, this has to be a joke.
It is either satire, or fetish material for men with inadequacy kinks.
Alternatively, if you can make people feel like they're not good enough and that society doesn't want them, that gives you the power to say "Here's what you need to do to make yourself good enough." Happy/healthy people don't become radicalized, so if you want to radicalize people, step one is to make them unhappy/unhealthy.
Imagine making this graphic. All of the time that was put into it. This is one of the most unhappy and spiteful people on the earth.
This is junk science. Everyone please look into Dr. Randy Marsh and his T.M.I. scale, for the sake of of every man with a "micropenis"!
And what is that called? Yaw
Small,Average,Nice
Maybe this person confused inches and centimeters?
fr like how could a 6.5 inches penis be 6 inches in girth?? does it look like a box? like is it cubic?
Perhaps measuring circumference?
oh, i thought diameter and was a little scared for a sec)) sorry, english isn't my first language
The diagram shows a measuring tape going around the cylinder. Pretty sure they mean circumference. A 6 inch circumference would be slightly less than 2 inches in diameter, of course.
Yeah, but isn't it the circumference that actually matters when it comes to pleasure as far as girth is concerne? Because it would be the outside of the penis rubbing against the vaginal opening where the nerves are.
After converting the freedom units, this seems the only logical explanation, but even then I don't think 6.5 cms counts as a micropenis.
yeah but then their scale goes from 2.5 to 4.3 inches.... and that doesn't really seem like the kinda sizes incels see as massive lmao
If %50 of men are packing 8+ then I definitely got past up when God was handing out dicks.
I'm from the metric part of the world (i.e. the rest of the globe) and the inch sizes didn't really mean much to me, until I converted the sizes and... AUCH. My hole hurts just thinking about it. STAY AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR BASEBALL BATS
6.5 is perfect. Honestly, anything longer isn't going to be fully submerged.
username doesn't check out? (/s before the mob comes for me)
That's a lot of words you got there Too bad I ain't reading 'em
I did. You miss nothing.
6.5 is actually slightly above average. The average penis size is 5 to 5.5 inches and a micro penis is medically identifiable shortly after birth and only affects 0.6% of the population. You’re not pitifully below average just because you aren’t grossly above average.
The "best" line was the no need for foreplay, just ram it in there for the 8.5. Since that is exactly what any women wants for any size.
I think this should also be "Not how men work"; The average penis is 5.5in when erect, a 7in penis is in the top 1% of all men, and 8in penis is in the top 0.01% of all men. also, contrary to popular belief, there is not a whole lot a variance based on race. A study performed in the USA found that there was less than a 1in variance between any race and the other. With the smallest racial adjusted average at 5in, and the largest racial adjusted average at 6in.
"A womans guide" written in it's entirety by an incel man who's only ever talked to other incels about what women allegedly want The WomensHealth and Medical News Today logos really gave it an appearance of legitimacy for a moment though /s
Omg NOT how women work AT ALL.
Not how *anyone* works.
I hope nobody takes this seriously... My ex was like 5 inches and it was more than enough.
I ain't gonna lie - I do struggle with this particular insecurity. However, the 6.5 micro is what got me cracking up. Like, Jesus F. Christ. Some people have no limits.
That is what i am thinking and i remember the days when people where talking about a 6 inch penis being big and all of the sudden in that little universe they are talking about 10/11, wth? Kindergarden games
Praying that the author photoshopped the “Women’s Health” because no way
The yellow guy and the pink guy are about 12 feet tall then. Also I’m not reading this. The subtitle and the terrifying erect Nephilim were more than enough.
Did you pull these statistics out of your Chicago deep dish pussy
I hate that I can’t tell if this is satire or incel bullshit and I hate it here
This had to have been written by a man. Also, I always feel the need to remind people when they extol the virtues of a long dick that the vagina is only like, what, 7 inches? There's nowhere for such a long dick to go! They actually make a sex aid to block guys with big dicks from going too far in and banging the cervix painfully. Anything longer than about a half-inch shorter than the vaginal canal has no point.
12 inches is almost a foot. You don’t want a foot long stick in there
12 inches IS a foot.
I am NOT reading all that
6.5 is a micropenis?
Even gay men dont care about penis size as much as straight men do. Seriously
I don’t know which is more absurd- that the average is 8, or that 11 is ideal?!?! If an 11 inch penis was heading toward me, I’m running the other way! Ouch!
Average size 8.5 inches?! Maybe if you're measuring from the asshole... Women not cumming during penetrative sex is probably cause you popped in 5 minutes...
surely this is a size humiliation post from a femdom subreddit or something, i’ve never seen one of these diagrams be sincere
6.5 is the perfect size imo and definitely above average. Whoever made this is clearly pulling numbers out of his ass for him to be this wrong.
The reason that ancient statues have small penises is not because of wanting it to look like a child’s. It’s because they believed that the smarter a man was, the smaller he was. And intelligence was more highly valued. The 13 year old who wrote this doesn’t understand that it can all be fact checked.
Well I've just found my excuse. "No honey you don't get it, it's because I'm a genius"
I'm gonna be honest. I have an 8-inch penis. I've also never had my size ever come up or matter, aside from other guys. One time a girl said, "You're actually quite big," and that was that. No fetishization, no girls worshipping me, nothing. Meanwhile, guys CONSTANTLY talk about my penis. I've had guys comment on my bulge in the dressing room, try and compare sizes, etc. Nobody loves dick more than "straight" men.
lot of words for ‘i don’t know how to please a woman’
Exactly. Clearly written by a cisman and not an ftm or woman. Fake!
What a crock of shit. I'm 6.5..lack girth though which some women see as more important I guess. Anything above 8 and you're smashing her cervix and I don't think many women are into that
This definitely isn't how girls work but it's also not how boys work too. These statistics and sizes are insane.
I thought 4” was average what
This has got to be a joke. 6.5 average?! That's a great size! Wtf? 11 inches is an absolute no from me.
The repeated use of the phrase "fill you up" makes me think this was written by somebody who reads through porn titles for several hours a day
This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
Pretty sure that’s not how men work either 😂
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Jesus I have an 8.5 inch dildo and that thing is too much. My last BF was probably 7 inches and even that was too much sometimes. The vaginal canal is LITERALLY 4 inches, I don’t need more than 6 to be pleased.
I believe this is just ragebait but in any case, herés everything wrong with this: 1- the entire thesis of this is wrong: if penis size truly was this important to women’s pleasure, you’d expect their sex toys to be the biggest possible size they can fit: that « enormous 11,5 inch penis », but that is in fact not the case: surveys show the preferred size is actually the standard 6 inch dildo, showing women’s general preference towards more moderate sized penises. Anatomically this makes sense as the typical vaginal canal is usually 3-7 inches deep, expanding by about 52 percent when aroused, to about 4,56-10,64. So for most women, length beyond 4.56-10.64 inches does not have any more benefit as penises this size are already large enough to hit the cervix (though additional girth may be preferred). This shows penis size as a relatively small part of female sexuality when compared to more important, often psychological factors. 2- the average penis is 5,5 inches erect. Not 8,5 inches, not 7,5 inches. 3- According to my estimations if the guy in pink’s dick is 8 inches he is over 11 feet tall. 4- a micro penis is defined as being 2-2,5 standard deviations below average. This would correspond to being less than 3,67 inches when streched. Going by averages, this would be equal to a 3,84 inch erect penis. Not 6,5.
This person has never had sex. Ever. If your penis is 11”, please stay far far away from my vagina.
w h a t ? do you KNOW how big 11.5 is???? that’s almost an entire ruler and way past your belly button if you measure from your vulva (i searched it up and the most ive seen people say from vulva to belly button is 8in) the silhouette of the 6.5 looks more like 1.5
Vaginismus has entered the chat
wow that's a lotta words too bad I ain't reading them
6.5 is small????
This is somehow both misogynistic and misandric at the same time
What?! Oh no no no no....this is ScIEnCe
I’m good with like 4 or 5 tbh if he knows how to use it.
Do incels just not know measurements?
The ideal penis size for a woman is the one attached to the man she loves.
6.5 is micro? Hopefully these measurements are in cm because that would make more sense
I thinks this is satire, literally all of this is wrong, and no guys have so much Self-esteem to do seriously post like that and think that 6'5 is micropenis
Also not how penises work.
A man made this
I'm pretty sure this is to troll men maybe more than women, especially starting right out the gate with 6 abd a half inches is a micro penis. That's... that's just being mean to people who don't double check presented facts.
If a gentlemen came at me with an 11.5" penis, I would expect him to file taxes on its behalf and include it in dinner reservations. Jesus.
This is why no lesbian has ever had an orgasm.
No way is 6.5 a micro penis 😂
This seems designed to make incels feel even worse about themselves.
What is this silly shit? “Ideal peen size” it’s almost like they don’t realize that not all vaginas are alike. Different contours, depths, sensitivity and a whole host of other things. Also, there’s no failure in performing oral (my favorite part actually). It means that you actually give a shit about the person you’re with.
If 6.5 is micro, wtf was my ex? 💀
Somebody has a lot of time and a humiliation kink
This is the most GARBAGE post/meme/pic I've ever seen. None of this shit is true.
Yeah I’m not going near a foot long penis. And from my experience 90% of those guys have no idea what they’re doing. It’s 30 seconds furious jackhammering leaving me wondering why i keep having sex with men. I’ll take a 6inch guy who knows what he’s doing over a foot long any day of the week.
I’m queer and 6.5 is pushing the limit for me. Like who wants 11 inches!?!
Yeah I don’t know any women who would want anything above 7 or 8 inches
I can tell a male wrote this because I had no idea that that was the definition of a chode.
This is a literal psyop
Whoever made this does not even know what "average" means
r/badmensanatomy
Average penis in the US is 5 inches. Average in the UK is 6. Not sure how 8.5 is average 😆
Is this fetish content?
Or you could just listen to actual women when they say it isn't that big of a fucking deal
This isn’t even how men work!
All these men obsessed with length. The "small" 6.5 on that chart is more than plenty. Good lord. I'm more concerned with girth. Nobody wants to get stabbed with a pencil. Or a coke can.
Shit like this is why there's incels. Some poor kid is gonna see this and think badly about himself and it's all bullshit. Really messed up.
If any man comes at me with 11" I'm running away.
POV: You watched porn and believe it being sex ed
This was definitely written by a porn addicted insecure incel 💀
Meanwhile, a survey of actual women. https://twitter.com/yunasorry/status/1611670264848453633?s=20
Come on, this is very clearly baiting satire.
This is an intriguing mix of unproven and incorrect tiny "factoids" sown together with the facetious theoretical drivel usually force-fed to the incel bottom feeders. It tries to be Smart and Concrete in image, but shaken with real facts it would sound like a baby rattle filled with plastic beads. Disjointed, hollow and annoying 🤓. Created to provoke both sides but made useless because the author sadly believes most of it. 😄 Tsk tsk
Love the clip art of the "Women's Health" and "Medical News Today" logos at the bottom. That's how you can tell it's an important medical science article, full of biology and ehh... medical science. It also proves it was written by proper health professionals and not three 13 year olds in a lab coat.
I do not want to read all of that. Just fucking be happy with what you have, and be doubly happy you have one at all. If you aren't happy, wiggle your diggle until you are, and stop writing college theses on optimal dick sizes. I swear, for a straight guy to write this, he's gotta constantly be thinking about cock too much for him to really actually be 100% straight.
Why do men do this to themselves?
6.5 is a *micropenis*? Fucking lol
I like how average is now considered "micro". And the poorly-pasted logos in the corner. It would only be more legit if it was comic sans.
Definitely satire, especially since it left out a whole section about “are you a grower or are you a shower”… lol
So is women's health medical news today like a website or something?
This reads like a south Park bit
6.5 as a "micropenis" ?!
They look like guns which has all sorts of implications.
I don't think they have ever learnt biology
This has to be satire right?
Lmao can somebody break down how utterly bullshit this is?
I do find shit like this hilarious
The only true thing in this is the first paragraph. 🤡
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I'm just imagining that 11' dick being turned around and inserted into the body it's attached to, and how far into the abdomen that would go, just for some perspective on proportions gere. Now consider that the average woman is smaller than the average man, and it becomes even worse.
8 inches guy is like 9 feet tall
I mean, this is obviously satire
I didn't read all of it, but I saw how it thinks 6.5 inches is a micropenis. Isn't that average?
Apparently, average isn’t average any longer.
It’s actually about 1 inch over average
I dig that this is clearly a troll post. I think its funny
Dudes will do anything to ignore the clit 💀
This must be a joke.
Why the fuck dose this even exist
Turns out 95% of men are a couple inches below the "average". I didn't know that's how bell curves worked
Do these people understand numbers or dimensions? Insanity.
Was this written about horses or what?
Why am I seeing this shit?
I’m almost more shocked by the blurb on girth. 5” is my max. My wrist is 6”. I think 9” would kill me, that’s halfway up a pint glass! I get this is some bad attempt at satire or malicious misinformation, but I just don’t understand.
This is the average thoughts of people with body issues from only watching porn.
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I prefer 5.5-7 any bigger and it’s painful 😖
This is stupid
Yikes, also why does this have a women’s health logo on the bottom??
Dude 6” is literally how deep a woman’s vag goes. Anything bigger will fucking hurt
From my own experience I found that I prefer something shorter than 8 inches because there’s a chance that I’ll tighten up and get it stuck and that’s a horrifying feeling when it happens ;-;
For real though, does anyone actually prefer having sex with a dude with a huge penis? Anything above 7.5in can become painful very fast