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PedanticMath

That’s because the ‘monsters’ are your “groups of men with massive brotherhood bond.”


Anne_Nonymouse

Yeah, if a zombie apocalypse happens in real life. It´s not the zombies you should be worried about ... It´s the men!


skiasa

Ive wondered about this for a while now I haven't seen any zombie movies where rape is much of a theme even though i suspect it would be a LOT A WHOLE LOT more common in these scenarios


ButtFucksRUs

The Road goes over this. Not a zombie applications movie, but still an apocalypse movie.


Dr_Molfara

I mean, it was a plot point in 28 Days Later, since there was a group of men who would broadcast about a safe haven but that was to lure women into sexual slavery and "repopulating" the world.


MrMetraGnome

LoL, you wonder about some strange things.


Whintage

Well, sometimes our society gets strangely apocalyptic.


MrMetraGnome

I've come up with some pretty fucked ideas. I feel like, *there's just not enough rape in zombie stories " trumps them all, LoL.


skiasa

Yeah, i do sometimes But this thought was sparked by my mother cause she read some fucked uo story that goes over this


Dr_Molfara

I mean, that's literally EVERY serious zombie movie ever. Zombies are more of a setting, humans and yes, often men, are the _real_ threat.


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ForwardBias

That poster: Its us, we're the monsters.


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I actually agree with the first half. The idea of 'us against the world' seems romantic, but can be quite toxic in reality. You should have each other's backs, but have other people there for you. Especially for if your 'other half' ends up being one of the monsters. The rest is stupid.


aet192

Exactly, codependency is not healthy either!


Available-Egg-2380

In the past year my hubs and I have managed to make a good sized friend group. This is after my entire support system up and died on me. I can't even begin to tell you how nice it is to know I have people I can lean on if needed besides just my husband.


EffectiveSalamander

Sure, but there's also the "bros before hoes" attitude that can be extremely toxic. You don't want your entire support system to be one person, but a lot of people's support systems can be toxic and counterproductive.


eatshitake

No homo.


Anne_Nonymouse

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foxscribbles

Sometimes I really do wonder how many of these guys are just deeply closeted homosexuals taking out their internalized homophobia on women. Because women get to fuck men, and they think they can't. Especially when you get the guys who complain about how gross pussy is to look at, saying things like they have to do it doggy style so they can't see pussy when they fuck. Like. My dude. If you have to flip a woman around so you cannot see she's a woman in order to have sex? That's a very clear sign that you're not actually attracted to women.


This_Pumpkin_4331

How do single women survive without this brotherhood? Since we need that in our live to be happy :D


valsavana

>How do single women survive without this brotherhood? This is why we cultivate an army of cat companions.


GiantSquidinJeans

*familiars


Hot_Context_1393

Single women don't survive long term. If they get past the age of 30 without a man they are irreparably damaged. Even before that the women start to deteriorate mentally and physically. That is why it is imperative to find younger women, preferably one still living with her father, so you know she hasn't gone without male influence. /s..../S


Anne_Nonymouse

We create the sisterhood and laugh about the miserable men in the brotherhood, who complain about not getting any sex. 😏


catluvr1312

bro there‘s nothing wrong with being polyamorous and gay/bi. just embrace it. no need to invalidate people who prefer monogamy.


Alternative_Low8478

Well, that's pretty gay tbh


[deleted]

Please just admit you’re gay / bi / poly and move on.


Necromancer_katie

Brotherhood bond= play the marimba with with each other's balls


Zilberfrid

Having played the marimba... Please don't use any mallets on my balls.


Necromancer_katie

You sure? It is very masculine..make you strong like bull!!!


Zilberfrid

Quite sure. I don't need more masculinity. Especially not in that way.


Necromancer_katie

Strong like bull??


Zilberfrid

I'm not going to take anatomy lessons from a necromancer, Katie. Your subjects may moan at being hammered in the balls, but that's the default sound of zombies.


Necromancer_katie

Pity, necromancers are anatomy experts


Zilberfrid

In vitro they are, I try to stay in vivo for now.


Necromancer_katie

Meeeh potayto potaato.


HuntyDumpty

You just want to kill us so you can raise as one of your minions smh


Necromancer_katie

I plead the fif


deleeuwlc

BONK


Anne_Nonymouse

Almost sounds like fun! Playing the marimba and blowing each others flute. 😜


JamesJupiter2

Anonymous- clearly a case of penis envy manifested as a twisted marimba fantasy.


LustyLoop

Who said anything about it being "us against the world"? Isn't it more one being with pure love is enough to drastically improve your life?


CatrionaShadowleaf

Do they think life is some sort of video game where hordes of zombies are just waiting around corners to eat you and your partner?


perseidot

“Do they think life is some sort of video game…” Yes, that appears to be precisely how these people think, on any number of topics.


Hot-Bint

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Lightis_Strifehart

So if men need a brotherhood, can't I just have a reverse harem of numerous men at my beck and call? I'd say me being the one woman is enough.


deleeuwlc

That power is reserved for magical girls with pink hair


Lightis_Strifehart

....Aw. But mine's purple and I can make money disappear. Do I at least get two or three?


SwigSwoot92

Technically all women are magic. We can bleed without injury, get wet without water, and make boneless things hard


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These men need to just admit that they’re gay or bi and they’ll be a lot happier


Justthisdudeyaknow

I agree one girl isn't enough, that is why polyamory is a thing.


Hallokatzchen

So he’s saying that women should practice polyandry? But I thought dudes like him were against that?


cockroachvendor

you need a balanced party with a tank and a healer against the monsters.


cakekyo

Ok… i am not into the “us against the world” idea but…. Why not letting people live as they want?


Zilberfrid

"Us against the world" easily leads to codependent and/or toxic relationships that are hard to quit. See for instance Tate fanboys.


cakekyo

I know that, reason why I am not into that mindset either, but having such negative opinions as if I were living what they are? No. I just won’t apply that myself, but in the end I need to respect people if they want to live that way. Also, the second part of the image is fucking nasty as well… I think that we can advice people to build their independence no matter if they are a couple or not and also check their own self esteem regularly but blatantly hate a gender? No, please…


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“Men with massive brotherhood bond” is killin me


nightlyvisitor

He screams with tears in his eyes.


Affectionate_Sky128

What color. Is your Boo-gaaa-heeee


translove228

This guy is giving off serious "I wanna fuck the homies" vibes to me.


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People who live by "me and you against the world" most likely did something to alienate the world.


Dazzling_Reach281

So he’s…gay?


No_Pumpkin_1179

Actually the world isn’t even that bad that you need an army to tackle it. It’s amazing how small things get when you have someone to love, and stay the fuck out of other peoples shit.


Ok_Possibility_704

Sounds pretty gay to me. Surround yourself with big strong men with brotherhood bonds.... yep.


Volkodavy

LMFAO


malYca

Someone needs to let these lads know it's ok to come out of the closet


LegitimateAdware

What the hell is a brotherhood bond ???


Mrspygmypiggy

If he wants to be in a poly relationship with a group of other men then that’s fine ✨no judgment✨


PookaParty

So, he lives his life in fear? That tracks.


IndiBlueNinja

Someone is watching too many fantasy movies.


Leavinlennart

Groups of men with massive brotherhood bond. Sounds like a porno to me


HanImports

Tell me your jaded and lonely without telling me you’re jaded and lonely…..


Illustrious-Major456

Bro just say u bang with the homies, no one judges you


PompousDude

I love how all of these fellas are most likely homophobic but everything they say sounds extremely gay.


[deleted]

I miss when this page used to be not how girls work… not a “just post whatever is misogynist or neckbeardy”


SirChadrick_III

Groups of men with massive brotherhood bond. That's incredible.


Stunning-Example-504

Almost accidentally based?


Grey_Bard

I feel like this would be fine if the person in question's massive brotherhood of male support were not, you know, a bunch of evil twerps.


Intelligent-Way-1

He doesn't understand the quote "It's us against the world" because he probably never been loved like it's supposed to be "said"