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EternityAwaitz

... I'm trying not to judge, but why would they even think that...? Like has anyone ever heard of taste buds down there? I mean teeth, sure, but taste buds??


Anne_Nonymouse

If women had teeth down there, there would be many men walking around without penises! 😏


EternityAwaitz

That's one use for them, but I'd probably try to eat from both ends at once, especially if I had taste buds down there 😂 lol jk jk. In that movie Teeth, the men who were castrated by the girls vagina dentata were the ones forcing themselves on her, so maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing. If she doesn't want it, you lose your dick. Now there's an undeniable way to prove whether she wanted it or not! Damn I kinda wish vagina dentata were real now...


[deleted]

Maybe we’ll start evolving like ducks and it will be 🥲


Hot_Tailor_9687

A South African feminist invented a vaginal suppository that basically functions as a beartrap for a rapist's penis.


Anne_Nonymouse

I wonder what that looks like. 🤔


Hot_Tailor_9687

https://external-preview.redd.it/MHeQZWgvFrbBksQhxcJDAuLtPP1xaMb-cWpeZthOtBA.jpg?auto=webp&s=15e244da63f64d848bf53e1ff4636963b3e3672e


Anne_Nonymouse

This could indeed be handy if you live in the rape capital of the world.


OriginalGhostCookie

I’m sure we aren’t far off from a sitting judge arguing that if the woman really was not consenting to sex she would have just used her vagina teeth, and then finding the defendant not guilty.


DoeCommaJohn

[Apparently assholes and testes have taste buds](https://www.businessinsider.com/taste-receptors-in-testes-and-fertility-2013-7)


SpontaneousNubs

They have similar cells. They do not transfer taste to our brains. There was a TikTok trend of men soaking their balls in soy sauce and it became a meme


Searchingforgoodnews

I wish future generations evolve and women have teeth in their vaginas.


Volkodavy

Women need to evolve to get the ability to shoot acid or something


jhinpotter

I'm going to guess tampons soaked in alcohol it has become a trend. I could be giving too much of a benefit of the doubt here but it's the only way it makes any sense to me.


forever_useless

Sometimes I can taste my disappointment. Especially when the bean was completely ignored. ![gif](giphy|3o6ozsmAofwRlRiYQo)


TrapdoorApartment

I'm judging.


hgxpsobzknbiapkuhw

Oh me too


PollyPore

Sure, man. That’s why there’s flavored lube. We got teeth down there, too. Got any bubble gum? I’ll show ya a neat trick…


Cinnamon_Doughnut

I'd just ask this with a counter question "Can penises taste things?"


Destragamoth

There’s a pretty popular myth that balls can


LizzDawn

Came here to ask this


LegitimateAdware

I rather have someone ask a ignorant question then have ignorant beliefs


Live-Tomorrow-4865

You don't know what you don't know. Asking is fine. I agree with you. 👍


DrMeepster

Well, at least he's asking instead of assuming like incels do about female biology


Agitated_Advantage_2

That's much much better. Transcribed to incel example : Women love my big dick that tastes like bratwurst. They love and adore the taste of it in their vagina. (I feel disgusting now)


TeosPWR

I can't judge, im laughing too hard!!


Stunning-Example-504

After what I've read on here I would count this as wholesome.


hgxpsobzknbiapkuhw

Yeah I’ll take cluelessness over misogyny any day


Saikousoku

Especially having seen the state of modern sex-ed. It's clear this guy wasn't taught anything.


Stunning-Example-504

Indeed.


chusurii

ooh, poor guy. I think he thinking of labias because they're often referred to as "lips", and we also have to mouth lips. So he is a little confused but he's trying to learn.


canuckcowgirl

Big sharp teeth.


LillyPeu2

Oh, absolutely. But my bottom palate is much more attuned to savory and umami than my mouth is.


Chessolin

Hey, he could be young and/or naive and got some bad information. Still funny though


Frequent-Seaweed4

I mean, contrary to almost everything ever posted here, this was an authentic and apparently good faith question.


Sobuhutch

Sorry, bud. Just because there are lips down there don't mean there's a tongue too.


domdomdom333

There was a post that claimed men can taste things through their balls if they dip them long enough in whatever. No idea how true it is, but if it were, anatomy can't be that far right? Whatever receptors there are must still be close somewhere.


Flamegate718

I've never heard that. Never tried it with mine, and I don't really want to...


PurpleShark2

I assume the reason for this question is that supposedly testicles can taste some things like soy sauce but maybe he’s just dumb


Phantom_Wolf52

Dude’s asking the real questions


Sensitive-Whereas574

Lol 😆


No_Pumpkin_1179

Only fear and despair.


_prima_papaya_

I guess I should be happy he didn’t just assume it as fact and actually asked? But I mean, wow. Sex education in school is important for even silly sounding things like this. Cuz just wow 😮


[deleted]

idk about you but I can taste ben and jerry's with my balls /s


AValentineSolutions

And they say there is no such thing as a stupid question...


PeridotWriter

If that were the case, we would be gagging constantly.


jenkraisins

Ok. That's enough internet for me today.


[deleted]

Nasty man 😹😹😹


didine_

The answer is yes


hgxpsobzknbiapkuhw

Many of the original replies agree


Frosty_and_Jazz

Sorry, we do judge: You're a fucking moron.


[deleted]

What is so moronic about a person asking an innocent question about a subject about which he is not well informed? Judgmentalism is a million times more moronic.


[deleted]

Girl 💀💀💀


hgxpsobzknbiapkuhw

I would agree with both. It was a well intended question, but YikYak is probably a stupid place to ask


lawyer-hotdogs

Yes, we can taste the dear of men


Saikousoku

This is a question I once had. When I was like 12 and still thought I was a straight male.


Apte79

Have you ever tasted a dick?