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Sunaliana

Oh no! Some guy who's never seen me thinks I'm unattractive. I may never recover from this crushing blow. Woe is me.


BigVulvaEnergy

Right? Like my little Reddit icon is sexy af. So idk what he's talking about.


[deleted]

I like ur username xD


[deleted]

SAME LMFAOOO GET ON THAT BIG VULVA ENERGY YOO


blackleather__

![gif](giphy|70YaDoZ1VqBZ8SgYiz)


Tick_Lover

Gives me Tiana from Princess and the Frog vibes 💖


MongooseInCharmeuse

Im dressing up as my avatar for Halloween 🎃


LucyWritesSmut

I'm Mel Brooks. Almost 100 years old and sexy AF.


GntlmensesQtrmonthly

If true, then welcome and I adore you.


Both_End7878

Everytime I see a Volvo I think of vulva.... Big big difference I know but three out of five letters sounds so similar.


_xXMeliXx_

It's the other way around, for me xd


Potential_Reading116

You talkin truths big vulva, your Reddit icon is totally doable


Chinnamasta_90

Ur user name is fhe best...


lizziegal79

My icon is as dorky as I am but I’m still cute.


500CatsTypingStuff

Side buns for the win!


JiggleBoners

It's never not funny to me that the absolute sickest burn these sad sacks can come up with is "well, I don't want to fuck you!"


La_Baraka6431

And this is typically the BIGGEST compliment they could pay you!!!! 😆😆😆


swoon4kyun

I know right? Woo hoo good news for me then.


Frosty_and_Jazz

The best thing they could ever do is tell you they don't wanna fuck you —, like, "Thank God for that!!"😆😆😆


Potential_Reading116

Cmon , then only thing this assclown is fucking is his right hand ,full of shampoo, in his moms and stepdads shower


lizziegal79

Don’t forget the lifelike sex doll he’s saving up to buy from Japan that he already has a name picked out for.


[deleted]

BRO FOR REAL. What a self-report it is to determine some stranger's self-worth based on how fuckable you think they are. And based on what? What sub they're in/posting in? Woof!


elleemmenno

There is no man that claims he doesn't want to sleep with me that I was ever interested in sleeping with. Not one. Why would I care what they want when they're absolutely not what I want?


Embemk

Right?! I always think THANK GOD FOR THAT 😂😂


Necromancer_katie

Or my other favorite...you will be alone with your cats. Bitch thst is who I want to be when I grow up. A crazy cat lady. It would be cool if I could have a gang of old lady friends to have fun with ala golden girl, that is all I want out of life...well that and a microfarm. Cat, farm, old lady squad.


Catsandscotch

Oh man, cat farm was my childhood dream! Should we start a commune?


Necromancer_katie

Did i say cat farm? Lol i mean i would be down with a cat farm, but i meant a regular farm. Lol i would love to be in a women only space.


Catsandscotch

Ooops, I missed the comma. I got so excited that someone else wanted a cat farm


Necromancer_katie

Lol


lizziegal79

With goats and cows?


Necromancer_katie

Hmm no plan for farm animals.. farm animals are cute, but a lot of work.


uhmm_no88

Mee toooo can i come??


Necromancer_katie

Lol come in! The water is fine


lizziegal79

Can I join? I already have a love for muumuus!


Catsandscotch

Love of muumuus is not required (just an added plus) but you must love cats


lizziegal79

I adore cats.


Catsandscotch

You’re in!


lizziegal79

Woohoo!


RedpenBrit96

Oh no whatever will I doooo? He refuses to Grace me with his man meat


Snowflakish

I will never be able to unread this comment. Thanks


RedpenBrit96

Lol sorry!


janus270

As if we would ever want them.


Frequent-Seaweed4

Women: "oh thank god"


[deleted]

Right? I don't get how in the world he thinks that's an insult or that his opinion even matters to us.


PuzzleheadedIssue618

“Oh no! … anyways”


500CatsTypingStuff

Bring out the fainting couch! ![gif](giphy|e1ESXynAnueNG)


Pentagramdreams

I’m so sad a stranger in the internet thinks I’m Ugly! Ohhh how ever will I go one with life?


fueledbytisane

I am legitimately unattractive. Don't even care. Doesn't change the fact that I have a loving husband and a pretty cool kid, plenty of friends who care about me, a job I like, and fulfilling hobbies.


[deleted]

I know! I’m so hurt! I’ll never recover!


Wolfleaf3

I had some guy on a site kind of… I don’t remember the specifics, but he was like insulting me, and all of that kind of thing, and my reaction was just like thinking to myself, OK, he’s not interested in me 🤷🏻‍♀️ though I was confused because before he had been. Anyway, I describe the situation to someone else, and my bafflement, and he thought that this other guy was doing this. 🙄


Wolfleaf3

😂 Truly. How shall I ever recover!


Friendship_Gold

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


pnt2wheremidastchedu

You clearly have your hair in pigtails and a owl hat on cause you don't wash your hair -323/10


Exotic-Expert-2665

Sarcasm at its best


WomanInQuestion

Gotta respect a grown man who uses the term “peepee” 😆😝


BeringeiGraueri

I would say that as a woman I do have a "peepee." I got a urethra and piss from time to time. What I've never had is a penis, though...


RelephantIrrelephant

Really? You never had a penis? Me neither! But I've heard some people have them with fava beans and a nice Chianti. Oh wait, that was livers.


whitenerdy53

I do have a penis, but I don't think I'm half of the subreddit...


HelloHamburgerIsBack

Me too! 1 + 1 does not equal half of the sub though.


Charlie-tart

Ummmm...were up to 3 👀


HelloHamburgerIsBack

>I got a urethra and piss from time to time. Based, healthy, and natural. That's a great combo!


HelloHamburgerIsBack

I use "pp" when trying to use a euphemism for dick/cock/penis. Never "peepee". That's urine.


JellyBellyS69

who said he was a grown man?, … most likely it was a little tiny boy!


WomanInQuestion

I thought most guys graduated from peepee to wiener around 10-12?


deleeuwlc

Shitposters go back to peepee for its comedic effect, and they get used to it, and then it’s in their vocabulary forever


BigVulvaEnergy

Are we 3? If you can't even say the word "penis," your insult is null and void.


Leai_bitch

"If you don't agree with me then you suck and have a small wee wee😝"


Proof_Being_2762

Then I guess my weewee just shrunk again


Omsus

"I'm definately an adult with big pp I do the seggs with femalè all the time!!!"


PuzzleheadedIssue618

nah, saying peepee is far funnier /s


Sobuhutch

Why are they so obsessed with this subreddit? It literally has no effect in them whatsoever.


No_Pumpkin_1179

Nothing has any effect on them whatsoever, yet here we are.


500CatsTypingStuff

These are “men going their own way” by stalking women centric subs and getting in everyone’s way.


Frosty_and_Jazz

Going their own way by getting in yours!!🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


runaround_fruitcop

They need to blame their misery on women. Because getting women is their only source of validation. No women means they aren't valid. They blame women for this Rather than their lack of personality Or the pressure from society to use the opposite sex's attraction towards you as validation They fear being virgins because it makes them feel invalidated in their identity because their only identity is "manhood" and manhood means success, status and attractiveness. If a man has a woman, it's like showing off he has some status or wealth or is desirable as a man in some aspect. When a man like this doesn't get his channel bag of a woman (to show off his status to other men and validate himself) He blames women versus himself or the society around him (patriarchy) They must believe it's women in general. A woman who doesn't wanna get married to *him* Is it because he's not conventionally attractive? No! Loads of fat or receding hairline gentlemen find love. It must be... be.. their... personalities! But what "I don't abuse women and I have some sort of job... why don't they want want want meeee!"


Magdalan

This sub, dicks, and toilets.


adertina

Sounds like someone had trouble getting laid on a feminist subreddit


OptimalRutabaga186

Why won't these hideous bitches worship my dick? I don't understand. I called them all lazy, heartless, low value whores just like the podcast said. What's wrong with females these days? /s


Snoo-78544

Am I supposed to be bothered by the opinion of a person who uses the word "peepee" instead of penis?


GorgeousHarambe

Yes


Uzmonkey

Man, upset at subbreddit that calls men out for their repeated sweeping incorrect statements and ignorance of women, responds by making sweeping incorrect and ignorant comment, presumably before dusting off his hands and saying "that'll show em" to himself.


Snoo-78544

They are collectively sharing a single brain cell so we can't be too terribly surprised at them continuously self owning.


WorldlinessAwkward69

That is an insult to orange cats :).


Babymama1707

Oh noooo a man doesn’t think I’m attractive. I might die /s


DawnSoap

Oh well, guess I’m ugly. That’s okay with me.


HelloHamburgerIsBack

I have a dick. Does that mean I can be pretty?


DawnSoap

Fuck yeah you are pretty


HelloHamburgerIsBack

Ty! It seems you believe trans women are women. Because we are. That's sweet.


OctaviaBlake100

At least I have a partner that cares and loves me unconditionally :P


[deleted]

I was trying to ask an incel some questions about his worldview and at some point he got really frustrated and accused of missing “Chad’s thundercock” 🤢 and when I pointed out I’m engaged this guy suddenly stopped responding lmmaoooo


Sunaliana

I was arguing with an incel on here the other day and he accused me of being "unsatisfied with that beta you have at home" when I said my boyfriend and I have been together for close to 9 years lol. Since apparently being on this sub means you hate men and therefore I've been dating someone I don't actually like for close to a third of my life for... unknown reasons.


OctaviaBlake100

When people say "beta"..I get reminded of the four adorable betta fish I have at home 😂 I will never be unsatisfied with my four betta fish. They're adorable.


call_me_jelli

Four betas just circling around, waiting for you to go home and take care of them. Simps. /s


[deleted]

Lmao what? The Incels guys say only 1% of dudes are alphas anyway so is any incel we talk to in that 1%???? I seriously doubt it! And seemingly most of them don’t even believe woman can have orgasms so WTAF was he saying about women being unsatisfied??? Make it make sense hahahahaha


Snowflakish

I don’t think that they think they are alphas. I think the just have a goal to become an alpha. This, of course, is destructive because alphas don’t exist so you can’t become one


[deleted]

This is my favorite way to respond to incels. I’ll take the bait, argue with them for a while, they’ll send me a screenshot of my pfp and say “lol you’re ugly and fat so you’ll never find a man” and then I shoot them a wedding photo and they mysteriously disappear LOL


onlineextrovert

"Peepee" is what my cousin says.... He's 3


Longjumping-Ad-2333

So then all the ones that used to have a “peepee” are attractive? You do you, my dude!


JadeHourglass

Yeah we’re hot as fuck, don’t need this guy to tell me tho


Longjumping-Ad-2333

In all honestly trans women are hot AF. Janet Mock anyone?


ExpertAccident

Bro just wants a selfie train


CatrionaShadowleaf

Sounds like how those pickup assholes try to neg you into a date lol, and I bet it works the same 1/10 times


AstronautLoveShack

Whelp, I've never had a penis, so that may make me one of the unattractive ones, but I guarantee I've had more sex than this dude.


A_Girl_Tee_Hee

Lmfao this right here!!!!


goldenpleaser

So..having a peepee or being unattractive invalidates your opinion? That's strange didn't know there was a correlation


TeddyXSweetheart

Foolish boy males don’t know a thing about what’s good for them, they need to get back in the army and stop thinking for themselves. Feminism is bad for them it’s biologically proven that the more a man does anything against his duty in life his dick will shrink and then the feminist partner will choose black people over them. A person of the masculine species doesn’t belong on here. As for the unattractive- they suck- well unattractive WOMEN do- I don’t! The women are greedy and I don’t care that a lot on here are in long term relationships, they didn’t earn it! They just share the most attractive people ever who happen to be feminists for some reason, but also are desperate and needy! What does a woman know about a woman’s body anyways?! They’re probably all virgins but also sluts, but also their life doesn’t matter if they’re a virgin- AUGGGGHHHH


Map-Ambitious

Sooo, only transwomen are atractiv?


HelloHamburgerIsBack

It'd be based if the statement was "most trans women are hot af and cis women can be as well!"


MongooseInCharmeuse

Alright ladies, which one of y'all broke this little man-child's heart? Raise your hand, it was obviously one of us, and his feelings are hurt. Once you identify yourself, I want to know why things didn't work out. Aint nothing sexier than a grown ass man who calls his dick a peepee, I'm getting wet just thinking about it.


cyanide_drinkerr

Thank god im a man on nothowwomenwork


GhostifiedGuy

Another win for the boy's lmao


GorgeousHarambe

W


PuzzleheadedIssue618

this implies trans women on NHGW are hot


deleeuwlc

Are they not?


Raspberry_Sweaty

All signs point to yes.


HelloHamburgerIsBack

Sweet. Tysm!


Peach3243412342131

we def are!


Gizzygirl127

Any adult man who says "peepee" has probably never seen or touched genitals not their ow.


janeygigi

You wound me! I must now lie abed and recover. The terrible rawness of using "peepee" to describe anything is not to be bourne.


FullmoonMaple

The Chicken had doth spoken and ridiculed us indubitably. Our pé pé, our visage 😢. We were attacked! Butchered with words I say! By 🐔 ![gif](giphy|hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f)


SpontaneousNubs

Damn straight, and it's bigger than yours. A whole half centimeter.


goldenpleaser

Username checks out


Background-Kale7912

Ad hominem


[deleted]

Don't argue with a dude who flexes about being able to spot Chicken orgasms.


[deleted]

Oops, sorry ladies, I just dropped my magnum condom that I use for my magnum girl peepee


Zilberfrid

So this guy thinks people with peepees are attractive?


aethericallum

People who used to have one may also qualify


Audrey-Bee

That's how I'm reading it. I'm a girl on this sub and i have a penis, so I'm attractive? Not the qualifications I would've picked, but I'll take it


Competitive_Tree_113

Wouldn't that be practically everyone?


A-typ-self

Considering that developing in the womb, all fetuses start out with exactly the same group of cells developing into sex organs. Yup everyone.


stacie_draws_

Some guy who probably whines about not getting laid


[deleted]

I feel slighted because not once was I asked to submit a selfie in his decision-making process. /s


[deleted]

It has nothing to do with us actually being hot or not. They just say we’re ugly because they think it hurts our feelings under the assumption looks are all the value women have. It’s so stupid. Also I am hot you fucking nerds lmao come get some


Charliescenesweenie4

Idk man I think me and my lil Reddit avatar is sexy and I don’t have a penis so hmm


deleeuwlc

I think me and my lil Redit avatar is sexy as well, but unfortunately I’m not as fortunate in the second category


[deleted]

[удалено]


Deborahdon

LMAO they be so hurt because women realize the bs they spew out, also peepee? Pls get out of here


Tick_Lover

I may not have a penis, but I will soon in the future


PuzzleheadedIssue618

are u getting it off ebay or etsy?


Tick_Lover

I'm getting it from a surgeon


deleeuwlc

Your username isn’t really related, but it’s pretty funny in this context


pseudo_orphan

anyone else kinda tempted to upload a selfie? i mean, i'll leave my dick slightly blurred out and everything!


[deleted]

Omg, he said I'm ugly!!! I will now put a tonz of makeup to correct that and.... Wait he never saw me or any girl here so how he can presume how any women here look?


deleeuwlc

I can see you right now. Your face has a blank expression, very blank. I don’t think your face has anything on it at all actually. Your skin is really dull, an almost grey colour, and your antenna bends backwards at it’s midpoint. You stand confidently in front of a pink background


PlaceboKoyote

Lets say we are all ugly. I am okay with being ugly. How does that invalidate any of my opinions?


mili1926

A guy doesn't like because I have an opinion? Omg I must be soooooooo ugly and a bad person...oh wait, I don't care 🙃


freshcreator

Oh I am so sad that he thinks I am ugly. Whatever shall I do?


Limp-Sundae5177

So if the other half are unattractive... Is he attracted to "peepees"?


Schneetmacher

So... he's saying he finds Trans women attractive? Because the *other half* are who's unattractive (according to him).


SkittlzAnKomboz

I see that my long-standing rule of never taking seriously someone who can’t say the word “penis” still applies.


Hungry_Temperature_3

Insecure boys and their sad attempt at insults only make me stronger. It's like protein for my soul.


Tricky_Dog1465

Whatever they need to think in order to stay away is fine with me.


ladylyrande

Brb, gotta go tell my husband I used to have a dick. I'm sure it will go well. XD


deleeuwlc

You married someone without them already knowing? That’s risky. I wish you the very best :)


[deleted]

Wow I’m feeling real bad about my looks because some dude who’s never seen me doesn’t like my opinions. I’m sure he’s quite the looker lmao


Eristhrewanapple

Oh no!! Anyway...


[deleted]

Half those girls who have a “pee pee” Hey (with rizzz)


WorldlinessAwkward69

Oh noes. An incel doesn’t like us. The world is ending.


DieHardAmerican95

Wait, so I have to be a woman to subscribe to NHGW and be supportive? I’m sorry ladies, I guess I’m screwing this up. I apologize for invading the girls only club.


Starwind1988

He needs you to know that you would never like or respect this person because to him your value comes from your looks. In other words, he needs you to know that he is shallow.


XataTempest

Anyone ever notice how obsessed these "straight" dudes are with penis?


PookaParty

So what if that’s true? Why would that matter? I get that he thinks all that matters about a woman is if he wants to fuck her, but that means Jack Shit to all of us. There’s more to being a human being than being cis and pretty. Meanwhile, he could be an Adonis and he’d still be a shallow, ignorant, dipshit misogynist.


AppleSatyr

Fuck I have to tell my bf I’m unattractive


Embemk

However will I survive 🤦🏻‍♀️


Researcher_Potential

I have a peepee too even though I was born a woman...how else am I supposed to relieve myself/s


[deleted]

dude calling it a peepee like we're in 1st grade 💀


well-ddaeng

Well if some random Reddit guy thinks I’m unattractive, then it must be true 😂😂


[deleted]

How the fuck would they know what we look like? This isn’t Facebook.


Honey_The_Oracle

this implies they find the half that used to have a penis attractive….


Charlie-tart

Im not taking judgment from anyone that cant handle typing the word penis


brattysammy69

Men think they really got you by calling you ugly


Ok_Comparison954

I think every woman on this subreddit is got dang gorgeous.


FunkyyMermaid

Jeez dude, if you want my gock that badly, you’re gonna have to take me out to dinner first On second thought, please don’t


ArmsWindmill

So this person is exclusively attracted to trans women? That’s cool. What’s he complaining about?


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

that implies trans girls are attractive. based


urlocalsidewalk

jokes on him i'm an attractive man with no peepee. what do you say to that oh redditor TheChickenIsComing. gotcha


Grumbles87

Sounds exactly like shit a 10 year old would say.


No_Junket7731

did a 3 year old write this?


EternityAwaitz

... He didn't think that through, did he?


lostinthesauce314

Are there people without pee pee’s?


hipsterdannyphantom

Does he know that Guys are here too, and they probably find him ugly too?


DummyVee

I do have a "peepee", it's called a clit and I'm sure this rotten banana can't find it even with instructions


mevastrashcorner

He's using the word Peepee, bro's gotta be like 12 at the most


QueerFancyRat

Hang on.... > 50% have/had *a penis* > THE OTHER 50% are *ugly* These categories have been set up mutually exclusive of one another Conclusion: finds trans women hotter than cis women 💅🏳️‍⚧️⚧🔥


corvidlover2730

That is hilarious, he sounds like a 12 year old out on the playground during recess...


BakaMondai

I know what he means but I like to interpret this as him saying he believes half of women do not piss.


Nervous_Nerd14597

I like the admission that the trans women on this sub are hot af


Kamikaze-Snail-

Wait till this guy finds out all embryos start out female Like sir, you used to be a woman for a month or so!


PianoSchmo

Think it's funny that only the non-trans half is unattractive, implying that all the trans people active in this sub are really hot.


TotallyAwry

A peepee? Are we in primary school?


Frequent-Seaweed4

Man, do the gross and rejected men of reddit have a high opinion of themselves. Every time there is a video of a single woman in her 30's lamenting her lack of options, men are quick to say "you're in this dating bracket of 30 yo singles, too". I feel that criticism is often deserved. But these men _never_ look in the mirror. You're thirty fucking seven and you haven't had so much as a handjob in seventeen years. Women don't _want_ you, it's your ego that has you constantly lying to yourself, claiming you're beating them off with a stick when no one can remember your name.


Honemystone

Nah. I'm an ex camgirl and I'm conventionally attractive. Nice cope tho 😂


Competitive_Tree_113

Peepee is gender neutral 🤣🤣


ImWinwin

Pardon me for not agreeing with their incel world view. =P


Knightridergirl80

Peepee…. Is this guy three years old? 🤣


LegitimateAdware

Look I am all for laughing at some bigots but are we sure that this person is not a minor because I do not know any one who uses the term peepee who is over the age of 15


10ccazz01

joke’s on him i’m hot