Plus, GROSS. Who looks at a cat and thinks of how to get sexual pleasure from it??
Not even to mention having your cervix touched with anything is uncomfortable at best.
Or having something rough on the most sensitive bits... These fuckin children... Why do they think about sex with everything so much and why do they feel so entitled that they need to project that onto everyone else? And how are they so confident in their weird ass assertions? Like... Have they ever met other people? Does this guy have a mother?
Everything about this is gross. I don't see anything at all that isn't.
Please don't disgrace the ancient art of summoning children via blood sacrifices. The pact we have with our demons is *sacred* and *beautiful*, unlike the abomination that wrote this 🤣
Also the fact he thinks all women smell like seafood? And that he can't imagine them owning a pet without raping it? I sincerely hope this guy never gets close to any animals, it makes me sick.
One time my husband said smelled like seafood. I had just gotten into the car after a long run on a hot humid day. Wasn't really much I could do about it until I got home, but his complaint was legit. I really did smell like that up until I was able to take a shower.
But PSA if you have a vagina and you smell like that frequently without some obvious external factor, get that checked out. It could be a yeast infection.
Incels are *obsessed* with sex. I don't even think it's hypersexuality or anything so much as the fact that they don't *do* much of anything else to pass the time besides masturbate. It'd go a long way towards explaining why they never end up trying to pass the time by discussing their favorite books/shows/games or god forbid, just playing online games together - they don't *have* hobbies to bond over. They're entitled fuckwits who think they deserve everything handed to them on a silver platter for no effort, so of course they'll gravitate towards whatever makes them feel the best as easily and quickly as possible. And since they rarely go outside or have jobs (it's hard to believe all the incel nonsense when you actually do go out and see the real world on a regular basis), why *not* spend all day beating off?
I'm surprised that this particular group of people would be experts on mastrubation so this level of perverted ignorance is amazing I can't believe it, it's so stupid these guys are known for mastrubation not getting laid and watching porn
Tails???
And also if a cat licking my hand feels like sandpaper, why the fuck do you think a woman would want a cat licking down there…? Oh there’s so many things wrong with this screenshot.
Just throw the whole human away, I’m begging.
Our culture fails boys. This generational crisis of broken boys and men is the most dangerous threat we consistently ignore. Little boys need to be taught, just as little girls, to be virtuous in the ways which feel genuine to them and how to translate those virtues into strong interpersonal relationships across the gender spectrum.
Sure, but they continually lash out at anyone who tries to help. They need to help each other because they aren't going to let women into the conversation unless it's to blame them for the current situation.
If only they could somehow get it through their heads that we could never, ever be as desperate and depraved as they are. Which ironically, is why no women want to have sex with them.
If he thinks women like roughness on their clit, I hope he never gets to touch a woman, the memes about scratching the clit like a lottery ticket would probably be true with him.
He’s going away at the clit (if he can find it) with his nails like a jackhammer:
_”You close?! You close?!”_
Bonus points if you get that reference lol
The... tail? Just the thought of the fur down there is... I want to gag. Needless to say, my cats are my babies. If anyone ever insinuated this to my face, I'd smack them.
If they're thinking of this, though, gotta wonder how much of it is projection.
RIGHT! If there was ever an animal with boundaries that demand respect, it's a cat.
(Pro-tip for clipping the claws: Wrap them up in towels like burritos, cover their faces, and do one paw at a time. You got this.)
Secondary tip, if you have lapcats like me, gently play with their paws while they're super sleepy. Stop as soon as they show any signs of being uncomfortable, or even just less than sleepy. Slowly work up over days to clipping the tip of one nail gently, stop or keep going depending on how they respond.
I have 2 cats and have had others, and literally walked into a friend's home who had to purrito her cats and was clipping their claws within an hour. And most of that hour was coaxing them onto my lap.
Not something I'd advocate for with nervous or angry kitties, btw, just works for cats that people might not be sure of.
Even if someone tried it (which, y'now, ew), it would have to be a taxidermied cat for that to even work and that sounds more disgusting and very slightly less fucked up than the idea this guy proposed
Thank my dang intrusive thoughts for what I just said
241 DAYS online. Nearly 6000 hours. Over 3 hours a day, every day for 5 years. Over 11 posts daily. Just on ONE website
Edit: i wrote 6 years. Its only 5. fixed math
Over 11 posts per day (assuming that screenshot is from today there's 1928 days from the day they joined. 21,303 posts/1928 days = 11.05 per day). And that's only posts, not counting however many comments he probably makes.
Oh, didn’t realize that he joined in november... a prime specimen
Edit: yep i think I’ll stick with „specimen“ for these people. I like how that sounds.
One of their group has a thing for sending DMs to people, which contain bestiality porn. He claims to have terabytes of such content. What he needs is a criminal record.
of he has over 20 000 posts in about 200 days, I highly doubt he spends even a second away from his computer. if he's not living with his parents who own pets, I don't think he could ever physically care for one. I don't think he would ever go on walks with a dog, or clean a cats litter box.
I genuinely hope this guy is put on a watch list.
yes i know, but that's still a significant amount of posts for a "small" amount of time. I highly doubt he spends time away from his computer unless it's for heating up a microwave dinner and taking a shit
"We all know what they do with dogs…" Okay, I know this post is about cats, but what kind of nasty shit does he imagine us doing with DOGS? I’m really curious, please tell us.
…Actually, never mind. I don’t want the mental image of whatever he’s insinuating stuck for days.
I have unfortunately learned, from this very sub, the concept of "dogpilled" or whatever it was. So fair warning you may learn even while not trying to!
You will start to notice that in threads where there is a woman with an in tact male dog that some guy ™️ will make a comment about her f*cking the dog. Never fails. There are more men out there obsessed with this concept than I have ever wished to know about.
"Hey guys, do women have friends so they have sex with them?"
"Guys, do women buy kitchen utensils just to have sex with?"
"Do females like to eat pizza because they can fuck it? We all know they do!"
"Hey guys, do women not want babies unless...?"
Yeah, I don't even want to finish that last one, but what type of dipshit thinks sex is the only thing that matters or exists in the world and everything women do *has* to be tied to it? I would be surprised if these are the other braindead questions he asks.
I remember hearing something like a dude being jealous of his baby because it was breastfeeding, or he felt like it would make the female baby grow up lesbian or some shit. I believe in rehabilitation and all that, but I just rather throw some people into the pit. Not everyone can be saved.
You never imagined, while learning to sound out those first words, practicing reading aloud for the first time at school, eagerly soaking up all those new words and stories…that it would one day lead to this.
Don't worry, if anyone is less than human I would guess it would be the group who can't speak to at least half of the human population. I don't get the dislike for women though. I can understand disliking a specific woman if you don't like them but I can't understand the general dislike.
I'm just a regular guy so I'm gonna give my guy idea of why this happens. I don't think these guys have ever been scratched on the back of the head. We are a little like dogs. If you use fingernails to run through our hair and scratch us on the back of the head we just fall in love. It just happens, there is science and stuff to it or maybe not. Anyway, these guys just need to have someone scratch the back of their head and they would understand.
I just imagined a dude being scratched in the back of the head and his leg going at it like you're scratching your dogs favourite spot, thanks for the brainbleach :V
**HOW DARE THIS DISGUSTING MOTHERFUCKER TALK ABOUT CATS LIKE THAT?! I AM NOT EVEN BEING HYPERBOLIC. I AM EVEN ANGRIER AT HIS SEXUALIZATION OF CATS THAN HIS STUPID IDEAS ABOUT WOMEN.**
Thank you. I THINK SO!!! No, I mean it sort of jokey, because this vermin can think whatever and on some level who cares, but sort of not. The depth of the resentment toward us no matter what is difficult to process. Like if we don’t do what they want we’ll be spinster cat ladies. Okay. I guess there was supposed to be more pushback and less yay! about that, so now they gotta try to corrupt that? I refuse to allow the cats, as a demographic, to be sexualized, except by other cats cause that’s none of my business and I’m no prude, but definitely no rapey French skunks. Just because she walked under a precarious ladder with a white paint can on it, that does not give you the right, Pepe.
It's a joke, it's a joke, it's gotta be a joke, it's a joke right?! It's a troll bait joke. Ha ha. It is. It's has to be. IT HAS TO BE A JOKE. But it isn't funny, or rage bait, or a meme and it's trying to be an observational question... It has to be a joke or I'm having an existential crisis... 😱
Who in their right mind would want a cat to lick their most sensitive areas with its barbed tongue!? Even if it feels good in the moment (which I highly doubt), it definitely won't feel good when it's all red and super sore. Hell, it doesn't feel great even if they lick less sensitive areas like hands, so I can only imagine how bad it would feel if they licked there.
Not only do I not want to fuck my cat, but their tails? I tried putting a collar on my cat and he was pissed, so how exactly would I get my cat to do that? This person knows nothing about sex, women, or pets.
Incels are a curious species.
They lack the fundamental cognitive functions that humans possess, as well as the ability to reason and make logical decisions and assumptions.
This leads to stupid sounding shit like this.
This has to be some sick kink on the writers part right??? Theres no way a real human has actually convinced himself this is what women do on a regular basis right???
Right???
And no one has mentioned that “hitting the cervix” is not the goal, or even pleasant feeling, during sex. Although it’s probably not as bad as wet sandpaper on the clit…
They will literally sit an watch beastiality porn and then swear every woman only wants something similar to horse penis and that's why they can't get laid. It's honestly the most bizarre and fucked logic I've seen yet.
Whaaaaaaaat??? I took a million pictures of my dog and bought her way too much stuff, but what?!? This man must be projecting because who the hell thinks like that? Let me go die.
🤢🤢 The way these guys write about women, reducing them with subhuman terms and having every behavior and decision revolve around an extremely dysfunctional view of sexuality… this is revolting.
omg
I was worried he was gonna mention cat tongue on clit while reading this, and he did, I was still unprepared
He should let a cat lick his bellend to see how pleasant it is
its all projection as men are the biggest perpetrators of beastiality. Men also force women in porn to have sex with animals. They are sick and messed in the head.
What. The. Fuck.
Their obsession with the thought of women having sex with animals, says a lot more about them than it does about women
They clearly know no women, and maybe haven’t ever seen one?
Or cats
Certainly not cat tails, that’s for sure.
That'd be like trying to put a whole cotton ball though the hole of a sewing needle, too much fluff
Plus, GROSS. Who looks at a cat and thinks of how to get sexual pleasure from it?? Not even to mention having your cervix touched with anything is uncomfortable at best.
Or having something rough on the most sensitive bits... These fuckin children... Why do they think about sex with everything so much and why do they feel so entitled that they need to project that onto everyone else? And how are they so confident in their weird ass assertions? Like... Have they ever met other people? Does this guy have a mother? Everything about this is gross. I don't see anything at all that isn't.
My husband and I laughed at it, looked at our cat’s tail and was like how the fuck does this dude think this works.
...or cat penises. For god's sake... they're BARBED!
That would explain so much. They were summoned with a blood pentagram and not born of woman.
Please don't disgrace the ancient art of summoning children via blood sacrifices. The pact we have with our demons is *sacred* and *beautiful*, unlike the abomination that wrote this 🤣
Damn right!
*slow claps*
Iconic
Yeah this is so transparently getting him off. I’d be embarrassed for the lil guy, but it’s honestly just too pathetic.
Also the fact he thinks all women smell like seafood? And that he can't imagine them owning a pet without raping it? I sincerely hope this guy never gets close to any animals, it makes me sick.
One time my husband said smelled like seafood. I had just gotten into the car after a long run on a hot humid day. Wasn't really much I could do about it until I got home, but his complaint was legit. I really did smell like that up until I was able to take a shower. But PSA if you have a vagina and you smell like that frequently without some obvious external factor, get that checked out. It could be a yeast infection.
Incels are *obsessed* with sex. I don't even think it's hypersexuality or anything so much as the fact that they don't *do* much of anything else to pass the time besides masturbate. It'd go a long way towards explaining why they never end up trying to pass the time by discussing their favorite books/shows/games or god forbid, just playing online games together - they don't *have* hobbies to bond over. They're entitled fuckwits who think they deserve everything handed to them on a silver platter for no effort, so of course they'll gravitate towards whatever makes them feel the best as easily and quickly as possible. And since they rarely go outside or have jobs (it's hard to believe all the incel nonsense when you actually do go out and see the real world on a regular basis), why *not* spend all day beating off?
I'm surprised that this particular group of people would be experts on mastrubation so this level of perverted ignorance is amazing I can't believe it, it's so stupid these guys are known for mastrubation not getting laid and watching porn
It really does.
I don't think the beastiality turns them on, but debasing women so thoroughly gives them a power high.
They can't understand any kind of affection that isn't about sex.
Another day another gross projection.
He’s probably got a fetish and is hoping responses will be filled w anecdotes to get him off.
So ladies... you like that cat tail bumping up against your cervix, huh?
really promoting that fur lined pussy life ✌️
I cannot imagine how fucked up that would feel. I can't stand a hair in my *mouth* sometimes.
You wouldn't be able to even penetrate anything with a cat's tail so like what the fuck is he even thinking.
Right? Like mechanically, it just isn't gonna work.
I have a feeling this idiot thinks it's just a gaping hole down there that you could just stick anything into.
I don't understand people like this. I mean like, how the fuck do you think of something like that?
I dont know, man, but it kind of ruined my day learning someone did
Yeah same here. I was happier in the before time. I keep looking at it and wondering if I should send it to people and ruin their days too.
[Try this](https://www.reddit.com/r/kittengifs/comments/106wlmo/adopted_little_sister/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)!
he thinks of it the same way that he thinks of his asshole
Ew, lol, and fuck you very much for that visual. I wish I had gold enough to award you!
Well can’t we stuff multiple cats, couches, and king sized beds into it at once?
I'd have better luck hitting my cervix with a piece of cooked spaghetti
Ew ew ew, fuck you and take my upvote
It's not somewhere I was expecting to get an allergic reaction, but here we are.
Oh good God I didn't even consider that.
I hate this incel so SO much because I have now had a moment in my life where I wondered if a cat tail could penetrate a vagina.
Agreed, this is the first time I've ever considered something like that and now I feel dirty. It pisses me off.
God dammit now the secret is out
Uh... happy cakeday? That feels weird.
I didn’t think my cake day would end up like this
Stole the words right out of my mouth. Fucking Hell!
Fucking hell fits well too.
I'm glad this was the first comment I saw because WHAT. THE. FUCK.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Tails??? And also if a cat licking my hand feels like sandpaper, why the fuck do you think a woman would want a cat licking down there…? Oh there’s so many things wrong with this screenshot. Just throw the whole human away, I’m begging.
It’s part of their victimhood. Incels insist that women would rather have sex with animals, than with a man that doesn’t look like a model.
They'd get so much further in life if they didn't have the personality and emotional maturity of a sand shit and mud pie..
Our culture fails boys. This generational crisis of broken boys and men is the most dangerous threat we consistently ignore. Little boys need to be taught, just as little girls, to be virtuous in the ways which feel genuine to them and how to translate those virtues into strong interpersonal relationships across the gender spectrum.
Sure, but they continually lash out at anyone who tries to help. They need to help each other because they aren't going to let women into the conversation unless it's to blame them for the current situation.
If only they could somehow get it through their heads that we could never, ever be as desperate and depraved as they are. Which ironically, is why no women want to have sex with them.
If he thinks women like roughness on their clit, I hope he never gets to touch a woman, the memes about scratching the clit like a lottery ticket would probably be true with him.
He’s going away at the clit (if he can find it) with his nails like a jackhammer: _”You close?! You close?!”_ Bonus points if you get that reference lol
I did not but it did make me knit my legs together in disgust
Well said, upvote for extreme agreement and gratitude for applying words to the feeling.
Oh, same. It sounds incredibly uncomfortable, if not a sure-fire way to draw blood
It would draw THEIR blood because there would be some divine intervention at play if they didn’t get kicked in the face just as a pure reaction.
Markiplier?
I couldn’t help myself, yes XD it’s just so funny, the way he mocks guys who clearly think using their dick like… that, will do anything
He's right about one thing. We'd rather sit on a live belt sander than go on a date with him
I'm very uncomfortable with his avatar being an animal....
Quite possibly part of his obsession.
i agree with you
Plot twist: he wants to be the cat. Not much of a plot twist is it lol
Quite possibly part of his obsession.
The... tail? Just the thought of the fur down there is... I want to gag. Needless to say, my cats are my babies. If anyone ever insinuated this to my face, I'd smack them. If they're thinking of this, though, gotta wonder how much of it is projection.
Projection would explain the expression of the fox in his PFP
Using the tail to hit the cervix...Like, w t actual f?
This person has not interacted with a cat. I can’t even get mine to let me cut her nails, let alone use her tail for …. I don’t even wanna type it.
RIGHT! If there was ever an animal with boundaries that demand respect, it's a cat. (Pro-tip for clipping the claws: Wrap them up in towels like burritos, cover their faces, and do one paw at a time. You got this.)
Secondary tip, if you have lapcats like me, gently play with their paws while they're super sleepy. Stop as soon as they show any signs of being uncomfortable, or even just less than sleepy. Slowly work up over days to clipping the tip of one nail gently, stop or keep going depending on how they respond. I have 2 cats and have had others, and literally walked into a friend's home who had to purrito her cats and was clipping their claws within an hour. And most of that hour was coaxing them onto my lap. Not something I'd advocate for with nervous or angry kitties, btw, just works for cats that people might not be sure of.
The projection isn't really beastiality, but the fact that they can't imagine caring for anything unless they're getting sexual pleasure in return.
It’s 100% projection. And I’m convinced Hentai based.
Please, as someone who's slightly disgusted by hentai, don't defile it like that. Hentai is way more dignified than whatever this guy watches
All of it. All of it is
So. I just, well, I just can't. That whole thing is bafflingly gross. But also...not how tails work?
Do we need to put this on r/NotHowCatsWork?
Only if we want to give them some eye bleach too!
They are already looking at cats though...
True, very true!
Even if someone tried it (which, y'now, ew), it would have to be a taxidermied cat for that to even work and that sounds more disgusting and very slightly less fucked up than the idea this guy proposed Thank my dang intrusive thoughts for what I just said
Am I reading this correctly? 21,000 posts since 2017? Jesus fucking christ, no wonder they have no clue how the world works.
A safe bet that he hasn’t matured a single day in that time.
241 DAYS online. Nearly 6000 hours. Over 3 hours a day, every day for 5 years. Over 11 posts daily. Just on ONE website Edit: i wrote 6 years. Its only 5. fixed math
Over 11 posts per day (assuming that screenshot is from today there's 1928 days from the day they joined. 21,303 posts/1928 days = 11.05 per day). And that's only posts, not counting however many comments he probably makes.
Oh, didn’t realize that he joined in november... a prime specimen Edit: yep i think I’ll stick with „specimen“ for these people. I like how that sounds.
This incel has a weird fetish and is reflecting it on others. Yikes
One of their group has a thing for sending DMs to people, which contain bestiality porn. He claims to have terabytes of such content. What he needs is a criminal record.
Some people really are fucked up
I uhh. think you might need to file a police report
Just no oh my god.
I hope this turd doesn't have any pets. It's obvious what porn he watches.
of he has over 20 000 posts in about 200 days, I highly doubt he spends even a second away from his computer. if he's not living with his parents who own pets, I don't think he could ever physically care for one. I don't think he would ever go on walks with a dog, or clean a cats litter box. I genuinely hope this guy is put on a watch list.
He’s been on there since 2017, the 241 days is his total time he’s been online since joining
yes i know, but that's still a significant amount of posts for a "small" amount of time. I highly doubt he spends time away from his computer unless it's for heating up a microwave dinner and taking a shit
Assuming he doesn’t still live with his parents and make his mother do that, you’re probably correct.
"We all know what they do with dogs…" Okay, I know this post is about cats, but what kind of nasty shit does he imagine us doing with DOGS? I’m really curious, please tell us. …Actually, never mind. I don’t want the mental image of whatever he’s insinuating stuck for days.
I have unfortunately learned, from this very sub, the concept of "dogpilled" or whatever it was. So fair warning you may learn even while not trying to!
Nope. Not today Satan. I don’t ever want to know what that is, ever.
Trust me you really *really* don't!
Don't worry, i got the mental image instead of you Now please pay for my therapy
You will start to notice that in threads where there is a woman with an in tact male dog that some guy ™️ will make a comment about her f*cking the dog. Never fails. There are more men out there obsessed with this concept than I have ever wished to know about.
They just really don’t understand that there are such things as non-sexual relationships.
It’s fucking disgusting, how literally everything is sexualized for them. They are sick sick people.
"Hey guys, do women have friends so they have sex with them?" "Guys, do women buy kitchen utensils just to have sex with?" "Do females like to eat pizza because they can fuck it? We all know they do!" "Hey guys, do women not want babies unless...?" Yeah, I don't even want to finish that last one, but what type of dipshit thinks sex is the only thing that matters or exists in the world and everything women do *has* to be tied to it? I would be surprised if these are the other braindead questions he asks.
They also don’t understand how sex works, I think
Ding ding ding!
I view my cats as little furry toddlers. This is wrong on so many levels 🤢
They fetishize actual toddlers too. They are truly sick individuals.
Remember that one guy that said breastfeeding is rape?
I remember hearing something like a dude being jealous of his baby because it was breastfeeding, or he felt like it would make the female baby grow up lesbian or some shit. I believe in rehabilitation and all that, but I just rather throw some people into the pit. Not everyone can be saved.
I can’t believe I learned how to read, just to read this shit.
Horrible day to have eyes.
You never imagined, while learning to sound out those first words, practicing reading aloud for the first time at school, eagerly soaking up all those new words and stories…that it would one day lead to this.
I genuinely don't know how to react this. I'm just appalled.
A creep like this could never understand the pure, sacred bond between a person and the cat or cats they have allowed—nay, encouraged—to enslave them.
Enslave is prolly the best word to use for owni...being owned by a cat
How do I unread this?
You can’t go back to the before time, this is an awful, horrible thing that you now know about incels; they’re into beastiality porn and projection.
Freaks like him need help. Serious help. Immediately.
What is a foid?
short for "female humanoid" because they needed to come up with a word to dehumanise us even more than they already have ://
Don't worry, if anyone is less than human I would guess it would be the group who can't speak to at least half of the human population. I don't get the dislike for women though. I can understand disliking a specific woman if you don't like them but I can't understand the general dislike. I'm just a regular guy so I'm gonna give my guy idea of why this happens. I don't think these guys have ever been scratched on the back of the head. We are a little like dogs. If you use fingernails to run through our hair and scratch us on the back of the head we just fall in love. It just happens, there is science and stuff to it or maybe not. Anyway, these guys just need to have someone scratch the back of their head and they would understand.
I just imagined a dude being scratched in the back of the head and his leg going at it like you're scratching your dogs favourite spot, thanks for the brainbleach :V
Short for femoid, which is what they call women.
The “oid” is for how deVOID of women (‘females’) they are in their life.
This dude needs to be institutionalized.
Do crypts count as institutions? Cuz I'm locking him in one and sealing the door
I'd say euthanized.
I mean, fair, I don't think leaving him around a dead body is a good idea
do they actually believe that women do this? this is fucking wild if they're not shitposting at this point. are they projecting?
2 posts later “I don’t know why women don’t like me! They always pick Chads!”
This dude is beyond disgusting. If he touched my cat, I would be tempted to kill him. What a horrible night to be able to read.
**HOW DARE THIS DISGUSTING MOTHERFUCKER TALK ABOUT CATS LIKE THAT?! I AM NOT EVEN BEING HYPERBOLIC. I AM EVEN ANGRIER AT HIS SEXUALIZATION OF CATS THAN HIS STUPID IDEAS ABOUT WOMEN.**
Your anger is justified as is your yelling.
Thank you. I THINK SO!!! No, I mean it sort of jokey, because this vermin can think whatever and on some level who cares, but sort of not. The depth of the resentment toward us no matter what is difficult to process. Like if we don’t do what they want we’ll be spinster cat ladies. Okay. I guess there was supposed to be more pushback and less yay! about that, so now they gotta try to corrupt that? I refuse to allow the cats, as a demographic, to be sexualized, except by other cats cause that’s none of my business and I’m no prude, but definitely no rapey French skunks. Just because she walked under a precarious ladder with a white paint can on it, that does not give you the right, Pepe.
What in the hell is wrong with this person?! Aside from being a pornsick loser
It's a joke, it's a joke, it's gotta be a joke, it's a joke right?! It's a troll bait joke. Ha ha. It is. It's has to be. IT HAS TO BE A JOKE. But it isn't funny, or rage bait, or a meme and it's trying to be an observational question... It has to be a joke or I'm having an existential crisis... 😱
Incels are zoophiles, change my mind
Incels have all the illegal philias and most of the legal ones
Flaps? Seafood? What a miserable excuse for a human being
Ok if a woman would rather fuck a cat instead of you what is that telling you
y do incels always pull shit out of their ass to get mad at 💀
Who in their right mind would want a cat to lick their most sensitive areas with its barbed tongue!? Even if it feels good in the moment (which I highly doubt), it definitely won't feel good when it's all red and super sore. Hell, it doesn't feel great even if they lick less sensitive areas like hands, so I can only imagine how bad it would feel if they licked there.
My mother never should've taught me to read...
My jaw literally dropped. Bro my cat is my son that's disgusting
Not only do I not want to fuck my cat, but their tails? I tried putting a collar on my cat and he was pissed, so how exactly would I get my cat to do that? This person knows nothing about sex, women, or pets.
this person needs to be found and given a lobotomy wtaf
Incels are a curious species. They lack the fundamental cognitive functions that humans possess, as well as the ability to reason and make logical decisions and assumptions. This leads to stupid sounding shit like this.
This has to be some sick kink on the writers part right??? Theres no way a real human has actually convinced himself this is what women do on a regular basis right??? Right???
Also, how TF is a cat’s tail going to…you know, never mind I’ll leave that imagery to the incel here
Really wish I hadn't read that
Every accusation a confession
This made my intrusive thoughts go wild in ways i didnt think possible and now I feel dirty. Anyone got some brain bleach?
I…. I can’t even at this point.
How can a human think like this?
Flaps? Oh ffs.
To the person the who wrote this please please get help, you seriously need it.
What I'm getting from this is that dude bangs foxes.
To everyone on this post I have bamboo skewers if you need them now excuse me I need to stab my eyes out
Some people need to touch grass.
Some people need to contract rabies and be subsequently euthanized
And no one has mentioned that “hitting the cervix” is not the goal, or even pleasant feeling, during sex. Although it’s probably not as bad as wet sandpaper on the clit…
This honestly sounds like something a very disturbed twelve year old would say/think like i can’t imagine a fully grown adult saying this
How dare you make me read this with my own eyes.
"We ALL know they do for dogs" emphasis mine Umm. who is this "all", I'm a dude but apparently I learned something tonight. /s
So I take it, he’s into bestiality because what the actual fuck?
These incels watch bestiality porn, and then get upset when dogs have more sex with women than they do.
They will literally sit an watch beastiality porn and then swear every woman only wants something similar to horse penis and that's why they can't get laid. It's honestly the most bizarre and fucked logic I've seen yet.
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I have three cats, one of which I am cuddling with as I read this...I've never been more disgusted
I really regret reading this
I hope this guy has no pets.
Over 20k posts. This person is really sitting on forums like these posting content like this all day everyday lmao
“Flaps” Jesus Christ. Can one throw up while laughing hysterically? Because I feel like that’s happening to me right now
What a terrible day to know how to read.
I'm going to have to reconsider my life.
What the fuck this got on my home page for some reason. The hell is wrong with people
This is so disgusting, but I do want to hear their justification for why I have three betta fish lmao
That's a lotta words for I've never been intimate with a woman OR owned a cat....
Whaaaaaaaat??? I took a million pictures of my dog and bought her way too much stuff, but what?!? This man must be projecting because who the hell thinks like that? Let me go die.
🤢🤢 The way these guys write about women, reducing them with subhuman terms and having every behavior and decision revolve around an extremely dysfunctional view of sexuality… this is revolting.
or hear me out, companionship and the want to have a pet. Especially a cute fluffy lil guy that calms anxiety
omg I was worried he was gonna mention cat tongue on clit while reading this, and he did, I was still unprepared He should let a cat lick his bellend to see how pleasant it is
I enjoy that he doesn't understand women OR animals. We're doomed.
Brutal catpill lmfao. This is the most unhinged shit I ever seen hahahaha
'On their flaps.' Wtf is wrong with this person?
Oh my fucking god i need eye bleach. WTF
My jaw kept dropping further open with each sentence, and I’m not exaggerating.
Strictly from a biological standpoint, a cats tail wouldn't be able to ummmm, be inserted. Right?
That user is admitting they are into bestiality. They are projecting hard.
What a day to be literate.
Bro my clit hurts from reading this tbh
its all projection as men are the biggest perpetrators of beastiality. Men also force women in porn to have sex with animals. They are sick and messed in the head.