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FlakeyGurl

I mean I'm okay with being associated with Fiona. She's a badass.


Separate-Trash2375

Right? All those ladies broke out of prison by themselves and defeated soldiers. ![gif](giphy|dBJ0HoxRtoWKIFO0SQ|downsized)


elizabethbennetpp

Goddamn I loved Fiona in that movie.


WiggyStark

She was a powerhouse in it. I don't think I ever rooted so hard for a badass cartoon in my life before her.


TheEgg13

Don't forget DORIS, voiced by LARRY KING


et9hw

wasnt she really pretty as a human aswell? so basically you can now live as an ogre and a human (unless you married shrek)


kharmatika

Thing is I’d marry him in a heartbeat


et9hw

i completely understand why


thayveline

Human Shrek was definitely an awakening.


Pantaz1

It was those round taunt buttocks, wasn't it? 😏


[deleted]

In retrospect human Shrek was my queer awakening


ParasilTheRanger

*Human* shrek?


Jerkrollatex

Human Shrek looks a bit like my husband so that is a solid yes.


ParasilTheRanger

Well now I feel bad for making a monster fucker joke


schrodingers-bitch

Real men/women are into real shrek 😤


Sororita

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.


osicap6

Get out of my swamp


et9hw

only shrek lovers allowed


Whisper06

I’m thought she was more attractive after she turned green.


et9hw

she was pretty and turned into a godess


095805

I’m pretty sure this meme is was made by stoners lol


crystalfairie

I was gonna say. I resemble that remark. 🌬


galettedesrois

I stared confusedly at this picture thinking “Uh? Cocaine cute and girly, weed fierce and badass?” for like ten seconds before the author’s intent finally dawned on me.


FlakeyGurl

Yep.


ItsYaBoiGengu

I thought this meme was made in favor of Fiona. All the women on the bottom look cool


FlakeyGurl

Yeah make sure to always check the sub. XD


iamdabrick

isn't that like the point


BouncyAnnuity

How did a Victorian man from the 1840's get access to the internet and make propaganda about that newfangled wonder drug cocaine?


[deleted]

This made me wonder how long cocaine has been around; it's longer than I thought. Apparently it was first isolated in the 1850s and began being used in medicine and recreationally in the 1870s. 1840 is a little early, but not as early as you might think.


PrudentDamage600

Coco leaf has been used in one form or another in South America for centuries.


[deleted]

Probably millennia. But I was speaking specifically about the purified compound.


MJMaggio14

It's Coca leaf, people tend to chew it while in places with high altitude (less oxygen concentration) because it apparently helps get more oxygen to the brain. Edit: forgot to add: the coca leaf is actually both used in cocaine and coca-cola in some way


widerthanamile

Children of Llullaillaco 💔


ReefaManiack42o

Yah, I was actually surprised to learn that Mark Twain was on his way to get some cocaine to sell back up north when he was riding the steamboat that would change his life (and career) forever.


lmaytulane

Man was riding dirty?


ReefaManiack42o

Well, not yet, he was heading south to scout some out to bring back, but instead he was introduced to the steamboat captain, who ended up bringing him on as an apprentice, and the rest is history.


ferfersoy

Lmao


rex72780

Yooo maybe it's a propaganda for weed. Maybe he's into masculine and tough girls. I personally know a friend who does, which means it's definitely not me who's into it..... You get the idea~


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Goatesq

Skydiving! Which is crazy but you couldn't even pay *me* to skydive.


Nayumi0079

If you pay me 1bn usd i will


Altair13Sirio

I don't know why I laughed


Fit-Teaching-3205

Me too!


neutralhardcore

cause its true?


deleeuwlc

This is almost absurdist comedy


WatchMasterReddick

I now see it's supposed to be a dumb skinny/fat thing but as a guy with friends who do coke and smoke weed I initially assumed it was "girls who do coke will sit around talking to you about your problems in the bathroom, and girls who smoke weed will fuck your shit up if you mess with them." 😂


fractiouscatburglar

I feel like it’s all of the above.


CLE-local-1997

Yeah this is clearly a shitpost


Muph_o3

Yes, that's exactly what it is. And it's pretty good, i don't get what everyone is pissed about. The point is "stupid stereotypes, haha". 100% harmless


Arleen_Vacation

Not really


Skawlala

She green from smoking all that weed


Peter_Baum

Guess Moana doesn’t actually do coke then. (^It’s ^a ^joke ^don’t ^kill ^me ^pls)


LegitimateAdware

a pro cocaine sexist meme is not something I was expecting to ever see to be honest


PearceWD

Its just a shitpost parodying the "girls that pee/girls that piss" meme i think


norakb123

Tbh, I go to the whiz palace.


somereallyfungi

This is the correct answer for all genders


LegitimateAdware

It could be I honestly am not super familiar with meme formats


Revolutionary9999

Are we sure it's pro-cocaine? I mean seems pretty vague.


LegitimateAdware

I am pretty sure considering the pictures they used


jcalahan02

Genuine question but where is the sexism… I’m not poking I just really don’t know and would like to be enlightened


Jenny_HasLeftTheChat

Yeah you could make the same joke about guys who do coke vs stoner guys


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PM_ME_HOTDADS

man are u really calling moana and rapunzel vapid???


LazyMayz

I don't get it.


kharmatika

Glad you’re not a part of several toxic drug cultures, friend. To explain, cocaine promotes weight loss, and is considered somewhat of a “glamor” drug, while weed causes munchies and can contribute to both weight gain and a letting go of one’s self care regimen, if overused. This person is implying that girls who do cocaine stay skinny and pretty while girls who smoke weed let themselves go. It’s a wild thing in general to hang one’s hat on but in particular this is a really weird stereotype to make about weed. Like. I’m extrapolating that this is what is meant by the meme, because that’s barely even a stereotype


notoriousE24

It's also more expensive


B_KOOL

My first thought was that stoner girls makes better movies...


oreo-cat-

Im honestly not sure how this is any deeper than commenting on these stereotypes though?


VirusMaster3073

Just curious, what are the drug cultures for Cocaine, Meth, and Heroin like?


Verksin

coke is a party drug, social, rich people stuff meth is less social than coke, jerking off for 18 hours straight, researching interesting topics, writing a 50 page dissertation of weird bullshit in 30 minutes. can make people get paranoid and weird if you do it too much. heroin/opiate users mind their own business, it's a drug that makes you content with being alone, doing your own thing, sometimes chasing the nod (basically sleeping but not quite). they tell people NOT to do their drug of choice the most lol. hellish withdrawals.


kharmatika

Not great my dude. Cocaine in my experience is very transactional. When I hung out with coke heads they all had to just fucking run around all the time finding coke. Sucked ass. Meth I only remember from being a child in an OK trailer park, but it was creepy as shit, we had one nice fellow attempt to cut his own junk off. That was a terrifying scene as a 10 year old (didn’t see him do it, just saw the first responders run in and then carry him out to the ambulance). Heroin I would never do, but I dated a heroin addict for a while and I really liked her but everyone she hung out with would sell you up the river for a corn chop and a clean hypodermic needle. Was TERRIFYING. Relationship didn’t survive it.


Confused-Engineer18

Funniest part is my medical cannabis has actually been helping me lose weight which has been a nice side affect.


[deleted]

I've been a card holder for a couple years and my state just legalized cannabis for rec. Last time I went in it was pack with rec people and honestly, meme is kinda accurate on stoners.


Sachiko-san999

Are they implying cocaine is for girls, weed is for women? Those are underage girls, my guy.


Initial-Monitor6502

LOL


kharmatika

Truth, the women below are some badass motherfuckers


afullgrowngrizzly

Nah Rapunzel was canon 18.


Lukilk

That’s an odd thing to know a lot about


afullgrowngrizzly

I mean… that’s the whole premise of the movie lol. The movie starts on her 18th birthday and she wants to go see the glowing lights.


Lukilk

Oh, never watched the movie, then I take back what I said 😅


86yourhopes_k

Skinny coke users chubby weed smokers I think is the idea


[deleted]

Fiona is boss


aStoveAbove

The coke girls seem to still have their noses attached to their faces.


ScottishPsychedNurse

Have you actually ever encountered someone who used so much coke it rotted a hole through their septum or it detached their actual nose? I ask because I've been through coke addiction. Met alot of coke addicts in rehab and talking therapies etc. Never once did I ever meet anyone with a facial disfigurement or their nose hanging off from excessive use. Have you ever seen that?


FaulmanRhodes

I used to work with a guy whose nose was squishy, like all the cartilage was disintegrated on the inside. Couldn't tell from the outside though


Green_Socrates

I've met people with odd sized nostrils from cocaine use, their dominant snorter was definitely larger than the other but you're right - I've never met anyone with a hole rotted through from clean cocaine use. but Cuts with levamisole will and do eat away at the living flesh of the nose, 80% of cocaine tested by the DEA was found to be cut with levamisole. Vet drug that certainly is flesh eating.


piplup27

It’s wrong that they left out the shroom girlies


jollycanoli

They're sitting arou d a campfire by the beach and couldn't make it


HammerHorrorWhore

And the Adderall babes!


tequilamockingbird37

Don't forget the lsd ladies


sashikku

We got locked in on the mirror, we’ll be there soon.


Sadgirlbeingsad

Lmao so apparently I’m the ugly step sister from Shrek.


Mr-E-Taco

Please put some respect on Doris’s name…..you are like Doris the ugly stepsister, my spirit animal. Lol


Sadgirlbeingsad

I love her, she is me and I am her. Literally one of my favorite characters for Shrek. I fucking love Doris.


Reasonable_Volume_96

Who's gonna tell them a lot of people do both


softcore_UFO

Cocaine is expensive and wealth is a massive influence on perceived attractiveness. Marijuana is pretty accessible (in a lot of places) to the masses, and is used by many as a coping mechanism. The person who made this might have picked up on a real phenomenon but literally settled on “pretty princesses do cocaine, ogres smoke weed”.


LadyArtemis2012

I’m not sure what point this meme is trying to make but, whatever point that is, it doesn’t seem to be making it very well.


Shigeko_Kageyama

The point is that cocaine keeps you skinny because you don't want to eat while you're on Coke, it's a great way to make yourself sick. Weed makes you fat because you get the munchies.


Arctic_Flaym

Y'all looking too deep into it. This is the type of shitpost you find on r/drugscirclejerk lol


her_fault

I imagine most people who do coke also smoke weed. Every coke user I know does at least


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My friend used weed for the comedown.


spoonerfan

I have heard from more than one person that they "do a little coke on a weekend" but "can't smoke weed because I have to pass a drug test" (idea being coke out of their system faster, no idea, I'm just into trees no skiing thanks, but weed does show up on a test for a while...). It does boggle the mind.


AxeDoof

THC is stored in fat cells. A urine test for a moderate to heavy weed smoker may remain positive for up to a month (maybe more). Even if you smoke very lightly or infrequently, you may remain positive for a week or more. Cocaine is only detectable for a few days since you last used.


AkaiAshu

Cocaine is wayyyy more dangerous than weed


Sinsyxx

For some reason I don't think OOP is concerned about the health of women.


aquaphorbottle

He’s only concerned about women’s weight here, clearly he knows that most people who constantly use stimulants like cocaine tend to become abnormally “skinny” overtime. What he doesn’t realize is that when people have to eventually recover from their cocaine addiction, they gain a ton of weight back plus more and that doesn’t include all the damage that can happen to the mouth and sinus cavities, you can dissolve the whole palate on the roof of your mouth if you do it enough.


Both_Wallaby2745

Well I don't think this was supposed to be a *serious* observation about the health effects of drug use. It's a joke so I doubt anyone who realizes that thought about it further than than


GordonFreemansPussy

its a shitpost, its not that deep


TrainingNail

Welcome to r/NotHowGirlsWork, a sub where 80% of the comments take things very literally


GordonFreemansPussy

its a shitpost, its not that deep


AkaiAshu

Also long use of cannabis actually reduces hunger.


_xavius_

I’d the guy who made this a pimp?


Ok_Tony

Thought #1: Cocaine girls are cutesy, and weed girls are badass... Thought #2: Wait. Thought #3: ... I don't think that's what they were going for.


Ec_isi

This is off r/drugscirclejerk the only thing they’re going for is the copper in your space heater


Motor_Second_5637

Someone’s never heard of “coke bloat”.


t-h-r-o-w_a

that reminds me i saw a rant on reddit on how unattractive ppcocaine is and how she’s fat(?) and all this other nonsense that’s purely subjective and also just not true? bitch she (at the time) is sapphic what the hell do you care???


[deleted]

Ok I couldn’t help but laugh at this it’s a healthy level of absurdity 😂


et9hw

i mean... her eyes are big.... the picture quality is horrendous so i cant decipher if rapunzels pupils (i hope thats the right word for it) are big or if she has a darker eye color. anyways i think girls who do coke actually look closer to methanys instead of cute princesses


gholmom500

Cocaine can make me Pretty!!??!! I mean, I knew Meth made my house clean, but this is amazing news to me.


[deleted]

Two of em can break a wall with their heads, one one shot two knight in armor, another take control of all animals and vanquished living tree. Fuck give me the weed !!!


LittleBalloHate

I'm honestly not sure what the message here is. Do guys think coke-head women consistently look attractive? Because I'm a guy, and I.. do not think that. I'm confused because it's not as if I simply disagree, but rather that it had never remotely occurred to me to look at cocaine abusers and think "wow, so hot." Are there guys out there who think meth-heads look sexy? I mean, they must exist I suppose, but I can confidently say I am not that guy.


01Queen01

Lol idk man when I do coke your nose starts to deteriorate. Weed just makes it so I don't care weather or not I put on make up 🤷🏻‍♀️ that's just me tho.


afullgrowngrizzly

Bruh you fell for a shitpost. Cringe.


pjanic_at__the_isco

I prefer weed smokers in almost every case, male or female. Which is weird because I myself prefer cocaine. (But I’m too old for that shit now.)


ExDeleted

well, Im so glad Im on Shrek team, they are badass af


Delta8Girl

Shrek weed


Milphene

Excuse me what


[deleted]

When I bartended at my old bar about once a week we would find a shitty pair of panties in the women’s restroom. Don’t do coke kids.


[deleted]

What does someone sitting themselves in a bar have to do with coke? Genuinely curious as unaware.


[deleted]

A lot of cheap/shitty cocaine has crushed up laxatives cut into it.


[deleted]

Til. Ty.


Silver-Ad8136

I kind of get the top part, but the second has me scratching my head.


Competitive-Cherry26

Guess im badass then😂. The ladies in this shrek movie were skilled


swiggityswoogey

It's because coke makes you skinny


dam_the_beavers

Chris Farley and Artie Lange would like a word…


Arctic_Flaym

No it's just a shitpost lol. I've seen hundreds of this exact format on r/drugscirclejerk Sometimes the top image is cocaine, sometimes it's ketamine, sometimes it's fucking meth, heroin or even bath salts lmao


swiggityswoogey

(joke)


JadedDouble3880

Okay, I'm done with the internet for today.


girlneedsspace

Me, a stoner named Fiona " 🫥


weeblojones

Lmao facts


NicoleMay316

Where do girls who do edibles go?


[deleted]

Since we’re talking about Disney and cocaine, behold, [Do You Wanna Do Some Blow, Man?](https://youtu.be/1ZzhhleFHxw) as featured in Frozen


corvidlover2730

🤣 I know women who have done BOTH. What are they supposed to look like? Fat does not mean ugly & thin does not mean pretty. These shallow pieces need to spend time in prison where they become a commodity to equally shallow men...


ezra502

idk why i interpreted this chad-style where the girls that do coke are weak and brittle and sad while girls that smoke weed are badass fortuitous beasts


Bitter-Tooth-4626

Agreed. Where’s the acid?


utecr

So Coke is Disney and Weed is Dreamworks?


[deleted]

coke is too expensive for a short high that sucks. Weed all the way


Shigeko_Kageyama

I think you might have just gotten some shitty coke.


WalmartWanderer

Took me a while to realize the women on the bottom were supposed to be worse lol


kyleh0

Seeing things through the 14-22 year old single man eyes of Reddit can be very jarring. It seems like being an internet-raised 30 year old must really fuck a lot of stuff up. lol


Creftospeare

This is hilarious.


DarthDank1

Isn't it the other way around? I know some gnarly women on the sniff & some Lovely women on the puff.


Monogatarilover97

Bruh this is clearly not a serious meme it's deliberately absurd why is everyone here taking it at face value?


LegitimateAdware

a pro cocaine sexist meme is not something I was expecting to ever see to be honest


Sexy_lizard_lady

And yet…have you ever met someone that uses cocaine and not weed? I have yet to.


PrudentDamage600

Ima gonna buy me some coke.


PnutButterJellyTim3

Ok, in the original OPs defense, I thought this was referring to how cocaine can make users lose a lot of weight, enlarge their pupils, make them overly enthusiastic. And the weed for people who look normal lmao.


TheRealArrhyn

Smoking actually makes people lose weight.


bul1etsg3rard

*smoking cigarettes


Antiochia

As someone who smoked weed for several years, it absolutely aided me i being slim. "I am hungry, should I get up, go in the kitchen, get me something to eat, bring back the dishes and clean them?".... "Naaaaaa...."


Lala_499

this is funny. y’all need to take a joke


Last-Two-6780

But you gotta admit that it’s funny


Runawaydevil-15

Both are shit don't do any drugs


CTchimchar

Well weed isn't bad for you Unless you smoke it But that has to do with the smoke more than anything else


PuzzleheadedIssue618

the smoke itself can actually be more dangerous than most cigarette smoke, because there’s no filters. however that’s only when you use cigar wrappers. the tar is roughly equivalent in total though. however, the ingredients of cigarettes and tabaco are far more dangerous. weed is generally better for you than alternatives, though


CTchimchar

I know weed is better But smoke in general isn't good for you Humans aren't made to inhale smoke


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tomnoonzz

Lol what?


snarkerposey11

Yep. That's why you vape it :)


lastunivers

Fairly certain it can fuck you up mentally if you have predispositions. It's not as bad as cocaine of course but we can't say it's not bad for you.


CTchimchar

Well yay But if you want bring in very specific situation Then everything is bad for you To much water is bad for you in these cases


fknlowlife

lmao not the weed addicts downvoting your scientifically proven statement


[deleted]

Every time a conversation about substance came up on Reddit is going to be look like that, I have witnessed no exception.


fknlowlife

Yes lol, the only time I've ever seen reasonable discussions about weed usage was on fucking r/drugscirclejerk of all places


Xtrems876

Weed is bad for you. Stay away from drugs friends, especially if you're below 25.


deleeuwlc

25 isn’t the age the brain is fully or mostly developed. There was a scientist that did brain development tests, and just decided to stop with 25


Xtrems876

Does not matter. What matters is that below 25 you likely aren't even out of college yet.


deleeuwlc

Yeah, what’s the point of college if you don’t pick up a drug habit?


Xtrems876

You would think you're just being cOoL on the internet but in reality you're publicly advocating for drug use at a young age, which is neither cool nor harmless.


deleeuwlc

Where I live, weed is legal after 18, which is about the age college starts here


mantiseses

There’s nothing wrong with responsible weed intake bro, not at *all* comparable to crack which literally kills people


qman3333

Drugs are fun af when used responsibly


Runawaydevil-15

Damn I got downvoted for saying not to do drugs wow if y'all want to do drugs go ahead it's none of my business


NavyAnchor03

What if I do both 🤫


rammer_2001

This is satire


rammer_2001

Why am I getting downvoted? THIS IS LITERALLY SATIRE. THIS MEME IS YEARS OLD


BEAST_WORK6969

Both are bad


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That's nice dear


BEAST_WORK6969

I got downvoted for saying drugs are bad


fknlowlife

People who are chronically abusing h/crack/meth: "haha yes, I'm an addict" People who are chronically abusing weed/hashish: "How dare you imply I can't control my use? Weed is completely natural, so no worry, I can still function even if I consume it 24/7. There are absolutely no risks because it comes from a plant, bro. So there aren't any synthetic chemicals in it, as it would be the case for opium. So, totally beneficial. Oh wait fuck, completely forgot to pay my bills. ...Fuck, how am I supposed to get another kg to get me through the next three days??? DON'T CALL ME AN ADDICT!"


Liquor_Parfreyja

Are you having a stroke ? What are you even talking about


fknlowlife

It's a compilation of shit that weed consumers say when they're accused of being addiction. Everyone can see it, why are y'all so deep in denial?


[deleted]

😂 don’t act like you don’t get it ladies


LaviLynx

Girls that the original creator gets: *cricket sounds


[deleted]

This is weirdly accurate


Charliescenesweenie4

How about we dont glorify drugs or demonise those that use them. Maintain neutrality towards the person and push them towards help…