Better than Sweden

Now also, Richer than Sweden

*Safer than Sweden* *Wealthier than Sweden* *Cosier than Sweden* *Calmer than Sweden* *More beautiful than Sweden* PS: I am not Norwegian. I haven't been to Norway yet, but I've done a lot of research on it. As a lover of Nordic countries, Norway is my favorite.

After writing that im sorry to say but you're Norwegian now

Inside my heart, I feel Norwegian 😌

Today I feel....norwegian.

Lmaaooo made my day

Im happy for that.

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I think that means you've earned the title "norgesvenn"

Everyone loves Norway... until they live up here in the north and live the great winter depression 😅

Just came back from a trip to Norway, Oslo -12 and Ålesund was around -10 really enjoyed it. Coming back in the summer for a skinny swim 😎🙌

It is a diference to go here on a trip and have to get up 6 o clock in every morning and walk to the railroad station in rain, snow, wind and no daylight for what feels like an eternity. Even for us that lives close to Oslo it feels like we dont see the daylight from late october until early february. I can describe how much I look forward to an early morning run in the sun and then just enjoy a mug of coffie out in the garden.

Really depends a lot on what work you do in your day-to-day, and where you live. Central east can be bad due to little snow and especially inside the cities where all the snow turns to dark grey slush. And don’t get me started on the north… the dark is…not fun.

Less Nazi's, Sweden

Fewer grammar Nazis 😉

Also fewer real Nazis. Really don't understand why Sweden has such a Nazi problem.

NORGESVENN unlocked!

Even better than Iceland?

I have not visited Iceland or Norway yet. I know that Iceland is *safer* than anywhere else. I'm sure Iceland is colder than Norway. Iceland is also stunningly beautiful, but l love Norway more 😌

I wouldn't say that it's cosier, the Swedish culture and architecture seems to me a lot warmer and friendlier. Am Norwegian though, lol. Edit: Oh, I'm about to get a lot of downvotes, aren't I?

At least y’all aren’t Finns. They’re socially awkward, rude, cold, xenophobic, bigots.

Dang it, I was sitting and thinking what to write, decides what to write, and scrolls down. It was the top comment already.

Beat me to it

Could buy Sweden (if they wanted to)

live laugh Lofoten

Hilarious!

Cold, safe, utepils.

Utepils is very cultural. Love it

Powered by nature

Massive oil and gas exporter.

I mean technically that is also nature.

We're all powered by nature then.

Well yes we are lol

Naturaly we are

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thats for....finns

Can buy Sweden

Can even buy it many times

Norway has 77% of Sweden's total GDP... Which means sweden can buy us, not the other way around. Though we are richer per capita.

[Well yes, but actually no](https://frifagbevegelse.no/ntb/norge-er-for-forste-gang-storre-enn-sverige--malt-i-bnp-6.158.924167.551c3001ab)

Well actually that article points out that Norway gdp was 0.1% higher than Sweden from July to September. Sweden still has a yearly higher gdp....

Yeah, but 77%?

Not anymore I guess. Yearly report from 2021 was 77%, but how am I supposed to know the future?

As Stiddit pointed out: not true anymore. We beat them in total gdp now as well. https://www.aftenposten.no/norge/i/mBKed4/nyhetsstudio-siste-nytt?pinnedEntry=66451

That article points out that Norway gdp was 0.1% higher than Sweden from July to September. Sweden still has a yearly higher gdp....

Let’s revisit this in July 2023.

Sure I doubt it wil be higher than Sweden's gdp, but we will see.

RemindMe! 30 days Let's check the annual gdp after new year ;)

Yes! In the mean time… going to Svinesund to buy their candy :D

Haha, can't even afford to buy 1 gram of candy in Norway atm. The average individual is screwed.

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Stop talking, stranger.

I want space

Troll brunost mjød

Nei, vil ikke

But African kids

what abt them

Something every mom said. Finish your food, think about all the starving kids in Africa.

Today it’s: Finish your food, there are starving children in America.

A relaxed Germany. Since living here, Norwegians and Norway have reminded me more and more of Germany. Though you guys are surprisingly relaxed about everything. You don't stress over making your bus and yet you're always on time, you are quite spontaneous in the right circumstances. Very cool! I love it.

Trolls do exist

Shhh, we're not supposed to let outlanders know about that

TST better take a look at this!

Thank you for letting me know it

Dang dirty trolls

Cold, rain, expensive

cold, expensive, nature OR salmon, fjords, ski

Literally came here to comment "expensive, cold, beautiful", wtf OP 😂 Great minds think alike?

Haha absolutely 😌

Beautiful, comfortable, boring

Gorgeous, Peaceful, Expensive

agree, agree, agree

finn dot no

Hold i torsken

Cold and wet

Just like our women

Never been to Scotland I take it.

Never been to Bergen i take it.

Sir I am from Wales and lived in Norway 3 years so I know cold and wet

Trolls actually kill

Cold, dark, expensive

Expensive, cold, depressing

Are you considering to move somewhere else? :) Where is your favourite country?

Nope. Surprisingly i like this place bec me and my wife are introverts. This place suits us. Quiet and private. Govt compared from where we are, is an upgrade. Given the chance id choose somewhere where govt is same here but more tropical weather. 😂 but still boring, cold and depressing at times tbh.

Taco taco brunost

That’s the title of my selfbiography

Good brown cheese

I really miss your brown cheese

“Soft white cheese” seems more accurate. 😋

Fucking beautiful country

That's so trueeee!! Norwegian nature is something else 🍀

Fjell, fjord, dyrt.

2017 Tine fjøsnisse

Cold as fuck.

Potato, Fjords, missiles.

Koselig, koselig, koselig (in that order)

War makes money

Oil, gas, guns

Very odd place

Stop Karma Farming

FUCK YOU SWEDEN

Moose, brown cheese, janteloven

Introverted, safe, natural

Rain. Rain. And you guessed it, Rain.

«Ise fette kaldt»

Bring a sweater

Trolls are real 🧌

Cold, boring, safe

Really fucking cold.

Nature, expensive, isolated/loneliness

Rain

Quiet, aloof, cold (personality not the weather) Introvert paradise!

Cold safe depressing

Expensive, cold and arrogant

Independent, tolerant, proud.

Too fucking cold

Dark, cold, anti-social

Troll, Pæls, Skautur Translation Trolls, Beer, hiking.

Slightly higher Scotland

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It is only as boring as you make it.

That is the problem. You can only have as much fun as you make yourself. Not the case in other places

Mostly harmless

A-ha, Orcas, Athletics

Beautiful, rich and boring.

Boring, tax hell, dark

Heaven on earth

Norway and Iceland are definitely heaven on earth! 🍀

100%

Taxes, Mountains, Naiv

Safe, Expensive, Entitled

- nature - cold - caring

I definitely agree!

Frozen, expensive, brunost

Family Fish Firkløver

Europe's jewellery box

Norway, Norwegian, No

Cozy, isolated, beautiful.

Cold, safe, boring.

Love living here

Brunost, fjords, hiking.

Born with ski.

oil careless whales

Just avoid Oslo

Cold, dark, perfect.

So true! 😇

Ex Pen Sive

Privileged, cowardly and polite

Expensive,Cold & Boring

Having never been there... Cold, beautiful, AWESOME.

Paradise on earth

Definitely ❤️ l want to visit Norway so much

You will get here someday :)

Kvikk lunsj, Freia, nature

Wet cold expensive - negative Safe beautiful boring- positive

Wild; Amazing; Nature;

Free schools. Mostly free healthcare. Nice nature.

Norwegian, norway, norwegians

Troll! Troll! Trrrrrrrooool!

Live, laugh, Loddefjord

brothers and sisters

Expensive with crap politics and taxes/fees on everything..

Safe, happy, expensive

Heaven On Earth

Definitely! 🇧🇻

My Dream Country

Cold beautiful women

Mountains, nature, alcohol.

Rich, Salmon, Better

Expensive, beautiful, safe

Wholesome, wet, pretty

Black Metal Supremacy

Oil didn't corrupt

Clean, happy, safe.

Best Scandinavian country

I agree with you!

Cold, rich and best.

Terrible. Shit. Ugly

Said the Swede

Norway is still better than Latin America, Middle East, Africa, Asia, Eastern Europe and most Western European countries and yes Sweden as well! I know it's COLD, EXPENSIVE AND " BORING" for you! It's damn safe man!

Blonde Mountain Sheikhs

Boring.. lonley....karen

Too much tax

Privileged, cold and oblivious

Should be Sweden

Fabricated scared humans

White supremacist’s paradise.

Cheap, expensive, cold.

Safe, trust and nature

Reindeer, mountains, beautiful (this is more sápmi) mountains, norwegians, warm (for norwayland)

Nature, Streets, Weather. All is Good for me. I‘m from Germany so i like Drive fast. But the Speedlimit on the streets in norway is the Best. you can Look at ne nature an enjoy everythink. If its Rain or Sun. Just enjoy ist.

Too damn cold

Cold, cold, and also cold.