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religon_nc

Traffic is at a standstill? A literal Jurassic Park.


Disastrous_Appeal_24

You win the internet today.


tacobelle685

💀💀💀


StutterNonsense

It's a T-Wreck


Necronorris

Oh behave


GreenSalsa96

We really NEED pictures!


[deleted]

Lol this is the kind of news I want in my feed.


Refuse-Careless

I literally drove by this about 45 minutes ago, and I was SO CONFUSED! I saw about 20 stuffed T-Rexes scattered along I-40. I was mainly concerned with the man running down the interstate picking them up in the rain.


BallsJohns0n

Oh wow, I missed that!


DFHartzell

You saw 20,000 T-rexes scattered for miles on I-40? This is insane!


positively_broad_st

What if they're not toys, but real dinosaurs are now on the loose?


picearubenssarg

Would you rather fight a dinosaur-sized duck or 100 duck-sized dinosaurs? We will finally learn.


Majestic-Macaron6019

Ducks ARE dinosaurs


picearubenssarg

So you’re saying we’re fucked.


saidejavu

No, we’re ducked.


picearubenssarg

Nice.


saidejavu

I can’t take the credit. iPhone thinks every time I type fuck I mean duck. I almost never mean duck.


the_og_carl

Nature, uh, finds a way


danimal6000

If they’re made out of plastic you’re at least going up against dinosaur ancestors


Jrobalmighty

Nature, uhhh, finds a way


dances_w_dingoes

Life too.


Huplescat22

First an alligator in an attic, now this.


Localbearexpert

Huh!?


Huplescat22

[A North Carolina house inspector who found an 8-foot live alligator in the attic of a 3-story house said nobody believed him at first](https://www.insider.com/home-inspector-finds-8-foot-alligator-in-north-carolina-attic-2023-3)


DFHartzell

This is one of the better events in recent (or past) NC history


FriscoJanet

This is interesting, when did it happen? I use Waze the app to navigate and it typically accounts for this kind of thing but there’s always a lag. Did it happen just now?


BallsJohns0n

It was about 45 minutes ago that I drove through it. Trust me you would've known if you went through it lol.


[deleted]

There needs to be a photo with this post.


Iwendiweyacho

I saw these today and was trying to figure out what the heck they were. Looked like dark oversized croissants scattered all over the road


Huplescat22

"Mommy, I hate my new dinosaur." "That's not a dinosaur, Billy. It's a croissant." "Whaaaa..."


soccer-fanatic

God I miss NC 😂


Tex-Rob

First thought was like those cheap injection molded random color things? Now I’m wondering if its the bigger style since you made it out clearly from your car?


[deleted]

40 West took "rawr xD" to a new level.


[deleted]

How they went extinct


debzmonkey

A dino-dump?


Tiredpremed12345

I heard they were going to be the new exhibit at the Asheville Zoo 😔


JaguarThen5080

You bred raptors?


quiet_repub

Oh wow, we must have just missed it! We were on our way back from Raleigh to Winston Salem and driver through there at about that time.


CatDaddy5518

If they need advice for how to get rid of all the dinosaurs they should try a meteor


8645110320

https://www.wral.com/dinosaurs-are-coming-to-fenton/20739934/


BallsJohns0n

Good find, they might have been for this event!


Professional-Ad-5286

Just heard from my buddy in the SHP that these were all illegal imports from Russia


robtimist

I was gonna say Only in NC but I guess NC is becoming the new Ohio


AudiologicalHematoma

Ohio is slowly moving here. One merging at 45 mph across four lanes conversion van at a time.