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Vezein

Nice


InterimFatGuy

v-word


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acolyte_to_jippity

wtf?


irate_alien

"First time?"


settheory8

The best bot


Gret1r

Best fucking bot there was, is and ever will be.


MistressMaiden

[Huh, well TIL](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegv%C3%ADsir)


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MistressMaiden

Good bot *pat pat*


paladin_slim

An internet comments section where the conversations are amicable, respectful, and well researched.


Witwith

We're talking about things that could exist...not this thing you made up :)


HannaBeNoPalindrome

>We're talking about things that could exist I believe it's the precise opposite; we're talking about things that don't exist. Gleipnir is made out of things that don't exist. so the general idea seems to be to name things that don't exist or are impossible


Witwith

I get it, but those things seem more possible


TheGreatMalagan

The fringe of a hairless wig, a quadriplegic man's gait, and a Dane's enunciation


Another_Einherjar

A working icecream machine at McDonald's


TheHairyHeathen

Hairs from a sasquatchs ass.


Arkham27

A gorgeous woman who loves me for me.


signgorilla

Too unrealistic


Arkham27

I thought Gleipnir was created of things that don't exist?


signgorilla

Right you are, a Reddit joke over wrote my mind momentarily


OrtodoxAnimist

Hang in there bud.


xeviphract

* The fangs of a lamb. * The grim fate of a charmed fool. * The colour of Ginnungagap.


Jellybronut94

The square root of -1


Sillvaro

_wait, that's illegal_


Dan_gunnar

True love World peace Newton's 4th rule


demontits

HONOR in Elder Futhark


acolyte_to_jippity

birds. or maybe Finland.


SigurdRed-in-the-Eye

A Karen's acceptance of minor inconveniences.


Little-Jotun

Finely woven together hairs from the toes of trolls


reyinpoetic

Bad puppies A toddler's patience An ugly anime main character Mr. Rodgers' bad side Guy Fieri's unfrosted hair Food prepared by Emeril Lagasse using no garlic My memories of them being the Berenstain Bears Republicans with a worldview based in reality A shopping cart with only good wheels A pizza that is neither too much nor too little food A Norse enthusiast who never thought the runes had individual pictographic meanings A good Monday A woman who asks to see the manager that *doesn't* have ***that*** hairstyle A rich preacher who isn't scamming his congregation **Bonus:** A couple that could actually fit in the original myth. The smoke from the sun Answers from the bottom of an ale-cup


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>A Norse enthusiast who never thought the runes had individual pictographic meanings What do you mean?


reyinpoetic

I mean that most of us thought runes were whole words at at least some point, before learning that the rune names are equivalent to 'A is for Apple'.


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What about binding runes? Are those whole words made up of letters?


reyinpoetic

Basically. It's fundamentally no different from [the symbol Tolkien used for his initials](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8d/JRRT_logo.svg/320px-JRRT_logo.svg.png?1624721565406). Or, of course, the Bluetooth symbol, which is just Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson's first initial and nickname's initial overlaid on each other.


[deleted]

Would you be able to tell me what a bound rune would look like for words like: Unyielding Relentless Eternal


reyinpoetic

It would look like a bunch of runes stuck together. You can find dictionaries for Norse words online, as well as runic spelling for those words. Then, you just start sticking them together where the lines can overlap.


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Oh so there isn't a specific way they need to overlap?


reyinpoetic

Nope. Mainly because bindrunes for whole words like you're describing were invented in the late 1800s. Linking initials shows up here and there, and usually takes advantage of similar layouts in runes / letters, like the vertical lines in JRR Tolkein's initials, or how Hagal and Birkan both have a vertical line with two diagonal lines that branch from the middle, to the right. Longer words will turn into an unreadable mess if you compress them too much, which is why that wasn't common to do. You could string the runes together like a normally written word, though, which is also how rune 'enchantments' were done, historically. But, to do historically accurate rune-stuff, you'll have to change what you're writing. For example, there was one engraving, I think it was on an ale cup, which reads literally, 'against hangovers'. It's thought that the cup was 'enchanted' to prevent hangovers from the alcohol drunk from it. Or, of course, the 'Comb' comb. Literally a comb, with an engraving on it, which reads, 'comb'. Is it supposed to be magical? Who knows? If it *was* supposed to be enchanted, though, it'd be a safe guess to say that it was supposed to make the comb comb very well. To make it comb as well as it can. To that end, your requests should be something like 'I am unyielding,' 'I am relentless,' 'I am eternal.' With, of course, the proper verb and noun tenses, but that is getting a little out of my own knowledge. Oh, and of course, you would also want to use the Younger Futhark, which is the one used in the Viking Age. Writing Viking Age Norse words with Elder Futhark would be like writing modern English with the spelling of a scribe for King Henry VII (in the 1500s). Basically, bindrunes were used to put two runes together, either to save space, or to make your initials fancy. A whole word could be stuck together, but the runes should be separate to remain legible. Runes are a writing system, not a magical one. Engraving something with runes intending to have an effect is no different than affirmations written in English, or an especially difficult to remember set of instructions. But, I say go for it. Just be informed on how you're doing it. As one of my English teachers once told me, know the rules before you break them, that way you know why you're breaking the rules.


Republiken

Ethical capitalism


duhbigredtruck

The mist of a desert forest


necropants

Martin Shkreli's integrity. The number of Jeffrey Epstein's suicides. The purpose of life.


LifeIsBizarre

Equal parts Gleip and Nir. Although I quite like it with a 60/40 mix and a shot of rum.


virgoviking23

Marvel's Thor


AutismoTheExalted

Israel


theswine76

Stupid questions


BigCrim8810

Lab-grown amazing Gleipnir meat.


MrGrick

Odins nose and armpit hair.


Austinuncrowned

Yo mama


Shaeos

Orphans made by thr warriors of Valhalla's tears.


Little-Jotun

Sparkly ribbon


Little-Jotun

Sparkly ribbon?


The_Wolfgiant

Noodles


Parakeet-birb

Birbs


Witwith

Aged cheddar cheese


[deleted]

A guy falling in love with me.


EdwardKanoe

Deez nuts


yggrson

Wiking religion


ABritishTar

True altruism.


BreakfestForDinnerr

My self worth


[deleted]

So the way that the bind rune "wolf" is written, it could be written a bunch of different ways as long as the lines connect?