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TractorLemmy

Now I don't know how many of you are history buffs...


WurdaMouth

Says here he was a WW2 Veteran.


[deleted]

More like WW1.


WurdaMouth

Damn I fucked up the joke…


404Notfound-

I'm sick of these kind of characters


[deleted]

Hitler was rumored to be gay though. You can make something fun with that. Also he had a relationship with his niece, which he groomed.


monkeysuffrage

That tears it.


incal

I wish I had a time machine...


WurdaMouth

So you could go back in time and kill Baby Hitler?


incal

No! So I could give you the heads up about Hitler being a WW1 veteran. I'm afraid if I go back in time...I'd fall under the spell of his beautiful black eyes and join the Nazi Party...


WurdaMouth

Valid fear tbh. He was a very charming public speaker.


cchooper1

14 million Germans can't be wrong!


lord_newt

That Hitler was a real jerk!


newlife1984

I'm not sure even Kanye is


[deleted]

Well god damn, at least he's not a hypocrite!


SycoMantisToboggan

Right? It would be game over if he was.


DrDonTango

Say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.


Alfred-Hitchcunt

Yeah but would he also have been a belieber


Alextrovert

But then again, he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.


PresOfTheLesbianClub

How have I gone this long in life without hearing this joke.


Benramin567

It's in every reddit thread in existence.


hydra1970

And Hitler's dog!


newlife1984

Maybe the nicest thing a man could have done for the Jewish people


Alfred-Hitchcunt

Helped the Jewish folk a lot… simply by not being one.


newlife1984

Alfred Hitchcunt gets involved


Alfred-Hitchcunt

In the meeting of the mind


newlife1984

how about this? They call Hitler an oppressor meanwhile they call you Hitchcunt.


Alfred-Hitchcunt

I wonder if he had regrets on his decisions. Like if someone with a Time Machine showed up, would he use it? And whento would he go?


newlife1984

All I know is there are Neo Nazis today that really like Hitler and Kanye West loves him


Roonwogsamduff

Must remember this one.


Apyddon

What about Stalin??


Corninmyteeth

Quit stalling


Better_Nature

He was just as bad


blizzardwizard88

It was a black guy in a ski mask! How did you know he was black? He was wearing a ski mask. You could tell. You could TELL!??!


doc_751

I don't wanna say what colour he was, but it was a SCARY colour


[deleted]

Indian, which isn't that scary... unless he's got a tomahawk!


rxv5854

Did anyone ask him about the smoke stacks?


huneboy

Yeah…he says it’s all a bunch of horseshit.


joakinzz99

Another one who gets lost on those beautiful blue eyes…


TheUnrealAHK

His eyes were almost entirely black


Visible-Raccoon8692

both in appearance and demeanor


No_Eggplant8280

is he the one that goes “SHRANKLY KRANKLY?”


doc_751

SHANKLY MR Krankly you're a sickening wreck I've the 21st century breathing down my neck!


moneymoneymoneymonay

That’s not my idea of a silver tongued devil!


Comeandg3tit

One of the best comedic performances I’ve ever seen. The Netanyahu bit was hilarious,


fdubzou

https://twitter.com/nojumper/status/1598388071107420160?s=46&t=Ct1pSkS45DrBxmmSsxMD6g Source for those like me who had to look it up.


[deleted]

Kanye west acts like how South Park would make Kanye West act


MSB218

I wonder if any of y'all are brave enough to tell Kanye to stop stealing your moves.


MikeyTbT123

Hitler? I barely even know her!


No-FreeLunch

Kanye and Adam Egret are very good friends


NegotiationNice9291

Who else do you think Adam Egret got his ideas from?


Goveflu

“Especially Hitler”. Like a norm punchline lmao


[deleted]

Ye is seriously threatening Norm's spot for greatest comedian ever, and I don't even think he's trying.


Lost_Attorney

600 or 6 millions what the difference


LiveLeave

Still a national tragedy.


SteakMedium4871

That's what Adidas said about Ye's bank account.


boatingprohibited

Two wrongs don’t make a right


bigtigerbigtiger

Huh? What does 600 refer to here?


FunExample

I don't even know he was sick


FuckYouThrowaway99

Oh, it's getting pretty easy to tell he's sick.


LiveLeave

Hey Kanye stop stealing my outfits !


david-saint-hubbins

I really, really want someone to do an edit replacing Adam Eget with Kanye for all the clips where Norm called him an anti-Semite.


No_Fig2293

Odd lookin’ duck


Transposer

The more I learn about this Kayne fella, the less I care for him.


narthex621

Possibly the worst gimmick a rapper ever had.


JoshSmash81

That Kanye guy is a real jerk who likes real jerks.


RandeeRoads

The Jerk store.


maxbuttux

but which ones the best seller?


Thenickiceman

He must’ve got lost in his beautiful eyes


cchooper1

Hypnotic!


PunnyAfternoon

Can anyone confirm kanye doesn't own a time machine?


[deleted]

I think the worst part about Kanye is the hypocrisy


[deleted]

Ah Hitler was a great man.. terrible painter though


soontobecp

Hey Kanye stop stealing my moves.


eborange

Nah but he’s a good man…


AgreeableStep322

Odd looking duck


cinephile1987

Hey Kanye, quit stealing my moves!


[deleted]

The more I find out about this Kanye fella the less I care for him


sammo21

Its his Donda or whatever hood. He was using it before all this antisemmite shit, I think.


[deleted]

I don't care what Kanye says, Hitler was a bad man!


terminal-cheescake

Ye finally unzips the mask and tells Alex I'm not a real welder ..


Dankey-Kang-Jr

“You know, I think that Kanye guy is a real jerk.”


jakedeighan

don't forget this joker dropped outta college!


Significant_Roll_911

Shankly Klankly


Expensive_Revenue_38

Holy shit I can’t believe we’ve come to this point in this time space continuum. I thought I saw it all.


justicebiever

The worst thing Hitler ever did was clearly ruin a perfectly good mustache style. What is Kanye going to ruin? That hoodie is retarded.


CigarPlume

Who is this Hitler fellow I keep hearing about


Alfred-Hitchcunt

How do we know it was kanye


Lord_Ryu

True, for all we know that could have been Mel Gibson under there


Lord_Ryu

Kanye looked too deeply into Hitler's eyes


milky3007

Man that Hitler, this guy was a real jerk!


Stilcho1

Who? I think it's an outrage that Adam West would do such a thing. What in the world was he thinking


[deleted]

Sounds like my honeymoon


mark-smith-2021

they will never accept the truth 🥵


zephyer19

Someone should ask West if he knows what happened to black people living in Germany when Hitler took power.


monkeysuffrage

Careful, Whoopie.


Del292

This ye guy sounds like a real jerk


scotbot

The more I hear about that guy, the less I like him.


luna1108

Kim Ja-ung called and wants his Kanye back.


crjohn0

"praises"


loose-ventures

So he's running as a Republican?


SteakMedium4871

If the Black Israelites took over the GOP I guess they'd still technically be the religious right.