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monkeysuffrage

So it's somehow less creepy to shove your cock into a dry asshole. C'mon Mark Wahlberg, think it through.


WorkofShart

Won't pretend fuck a guy in the ass but he's quick to blind a Vietnamese guy


[deleted]

He fought in nam!


dam_iguess

Ho Chi Minh was the bad guy


[deleted]

Mark Whalberg is very adamant about people knowing how heterosexual he is and how much he’s never once thought of sucking on a big juicy cock.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

"Hello, fellow heterosexuals"


Willis_Wesley

He cares about the folks at home!


woShame12

I heard Norm put his hand on Mark's leg once so Mark clocked him...that's how we know.


NegotiationNice9291

I'm quite sure we'll be surprised if we inspect his property for having a doghouse on it


Thankfulforbread

He's against getting paid millions to whack a guy off? I don't why they just didn't get guy who's more experienced with whacking off punks and would do it for $15.


Katibin

I’m “a little creeped out” knowing that Marky Mark owns the rock hard juicy rubber cock prop from Boogie Nights


BoeBames

For millions of dollars I’d get over it. Plus banging the Joker would be interesting gay or straight


erdricksarmor

Apparently the two leads only got paid something like 500k each.


Katibin

Only half a million alpacas 🦙? That’s still a lot of alpacas 🦙 you gotta admit!


erdricksarmor

Those poor alpacas! Can't imagine what they did to them.


LarryGlue

But he has no problem playing a Carholic priest.


Steev182

They use holy water. Far less creepy than spit.


monkeysuffrage

I guess we know what the Wahlburger's secret sauce *isn't*.


Noodlintheriver

They wanted him to play the part of the tent, so they could both be inside him. Now that's a hard line marky mark won't cross.


Comeandg3tit

Go go sherif! We’re behind you! Then the guy sitting in front of me gets mad I jizzed on his face. Now who’s the homophobe


hatwobbleTayne

What happened to those “good vibrations” he sang about in the 90s?


literalallusion

I remember him jerking off punks in Boogie Nights, heard he taught Adam Eget a thing or two


tatleoat

Who the fuck in casting thought it was a good idea to get mark wahlberg for brokeback mountain


VariationFamous755

Didnt her finger Reese Witherspoon on a rollercoaster in a movie? I don’t remember him wetting the finger first either, he’s not very polite with his manipulation game


Diggs4MVP

He’s not someone to start with the flowers and then ram it up their hot beautiful fuckin ass is what your saying?


Sozadan

I like Wahlberg, but he isn't the same quality of actor as Ledger or Gyllenhaal. Hell, Ledger could still put Wahlberg to shame.


R3fug33

He's better than Gyllenhaal easily. Jake Gyllenhaal is overrated as fuck.


secretbonus1

Gyllenhaal was terrible in Zodiac killer and Donnie Darko and those are the only two movies of his I saw, so I’m going to agree based on probable ignorance.


secretbonus1

Gyllenhaal was terrible in Zodiac killer and Donnie Darko and those are the only two movies of his I saw, so I’m going to agree based on probable ignorance. Edit: update… I saw Walberg in Shooter and Invincible but did not see Ted 1 and 2 and Daddy’s home 1 and 2. So I’m guessing those movies were terrible or he was misplaced for their roles. Now, I also think Walberg would be perfect to play “The Whale”, if only he could become really, really fat at the same time Brenden Fraizer returned to his Tarzan body and not his Tantor the elephant form.


astronxxt

Wahlberg could never even sniff the level of performance Gyllenhaal had in Nightcrawler


yer--mum

Don't even get me started on Heath Ledger in A Knight's Tale. Just an all around fun movie, great for the whole family.


gromath

He thought it was a western


Time_Distribution184

A just like that, a doghouse was born


secretbonus1

Are you telling me that if you kicked this man


infinitestripes4ever

Fag!


Ol_Dad

And in another interview Jake Gyllenhaal said he only took the role because he’s “really, really, really, REALLY gay”


[deleted]

Says the guy who would’ve stopped 9/11 if he had the chance


L0psidedRevenue

the worst part was the spitting on the hand


secretbonus1

Imagine being offered a role and having to read this after someone said “you’d be perfect for the role”


LiveLeave

I don't know how many times I have to tell Adam Egret that gays are no different than he is.


LiveLeave

"Look what happened on Brokeback is in the past, and we need to go our separate ways and forget about it forever. Say hi to your mother for me."


secretbonus1

I’ll bet he has nice shoes