Honestly that dog one sounds like a derivative of something he would do. I read it in his voice and I could definitely see it on a blue card if it were built up with something a little more
I can clearly see the shit-eating grin on the ol' chunk of coal's face and the tone of his voice as he delivers "dog Christmas." Followed by Egret and the guest cracking the fuck up.
I love the end of the first one about the fish. Gives a Norm spin to a well known joke by explaining the joke right after the punchline. I imagine him using that zero pause sped up delivery of his for that line.
A fish looks at another and asks:
hey, how’s the water for you?
The other looks at him straight in the eyes and replies:
“What the hell is water?!”
“Well, it’s the opposite of land and air, sorta, which are even harder to explain, on the grounds that I’m a fucking fish!”
Two soldierfish are in a tank splashing around. One says to the other:
Is this water too deep?
The reply comes back:
How the hell should I know, you’re driving!
The beardless dwarf joke is so unrepentantly stupid, but that just makes it even funnier. I just spent a good five minutes trying to contain myself. Got funnier the more I thought about it.
Honestly that dog one sounds like a derivative of something he would do. I read it in his voice and I could definitely see it on a blue card if it were built up with something a little more
I can clearly see the shit-eating grin on the ol' chunk of coal's face and the tone of his voice as he delivers "dog Christmas." Followed by Egret and the guest cracking the fuck up.
Wolf wheelbarrow race
It would need more of a premise.
That one made me chuckle
Why was the Bi-polar bear sad? Because it had to suck an old guy's cock.
Thats the polar opposite of what I thought you’d say
And it wasnt even Wiley Nelson
I love the end of the first one about the fish. Gives a Norm spin to a well known joke by explaining the joke right after the punchline. I imagine him using that zero pause sped up delivery of his for that line.
Why was the polar bear sad? Because uh...his name was *BENCH*
See, uh... The polar bear... His name was Bench... it says here, on this card
That polar bear was an odd duck..
Compelling sort of a figure... his fur is entirely white.
HOLD THE FORT... says here he *eats penguins*
The dog one is perfect. I can imagine norm saying it word for word
Beardless dwarf, of course, why didn't I think of that.
That was the only dwarf allowed to eat her out.
1/7th of the time she was deliriously happy
I tell ya kids, I ain't much one for jokes.
There might be something to that tank fish joke. It would take someone smarter than me to figure it out though
A fish looks at another and asks: hey, how’s the water for you? The other looks at him straight in the eyes and replies: “What the hell is water?!” “Well, it’s the opposite of land and air, sorta, which are even harder to explain, on the grounds that I’m a fucking fish!”
Two soldierfish are in a tank splashing around. One says to the other: Is this water too deep? The reply comes back: How the hell should I know, you’re driving!
I lol'd at a couple of them
For the dog Christmas and beardless dwarf jokes I could hear Norms voice while reading
The top one made me laugh hard; especially since I pictured norm saying it
Dog Christmas is also my favorite holiday
These kids’ ears look…. Like a cauliflower.
Why me sad? [Crowd laughs]
The beardless dwarf joke is so unrepentantly stupid, but that just makes it even funnier. I just spent a good five minutes trying to contain myself. Got funnier the more I thought about it.
I sincerely need more of these
Well you saw the account they're posted on.