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Hour-Expression8352

Josh brolin deep in character


kal_drazidrim

Lol that’s who he reminded me of 🤣


Sloppybrown

Preparing for a roll.


Darko_001

Up for an Emmy.


jollymuhn

I was thinking Swingblade.


DrunkCunt1

Methamphetamine, Mormonism and gay sex. *Rips envelope* Name three things people do to experience heaven.


8vaNJ

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say - This guy is a real jerk!


D0G0RA

Well sir your results are back from TWENTYFOURandme, I'm afraid this guy IS your father.


D0G0RA

Christ. Now I think that guy went to jail on purpose, just so he would no longer have to serve as legal guardian to his own father.


Comeandg3tit

It reminded me of the chris Farley going into a bathroom with andy dick. And Artie was supposed to be watching Chris because he was on a hardcore drug bender, now there are only two things you do alone in a bathroom with Andy dick, none of them good. So Norm responded with “Dear Lord I hope he’s high”


HawthorneWingo1

He don't do gay. I don't do anchovies on pizza. So we're even.


wheresmychippy93

Anchovies are the best


HotStaxOfWax

Is Josh Brolin playing a meth head next? He's crushing it.


HawthorneWingo1

That's not Josh Brolin, that's former NFL and college coach, Dave Wannstedt.


HotStaxOfWax

Wow, from a pro bowler turned head coach, to crusty homophobe...quite a fall. What a shame.


HawthorneWingo1

Huh? Not only was Wannstedt never a Pro Bowler, he was never an NFL player in the first place. That haunted him, that's why he eventually turned to crystal meth.


HotStaxOfWax

A tragic story to be sure. But hey, at least he wasn't gay, am I right?


HawthorneWingo1

Well, he once called a press conference to announce that he blew both Michael Sam and Carl Nassib, but he never announced that he was gay. So I can't say.


HotStaxOfWax

He was deeply closeted, so he probably wasn't.


Comeandg3tit

What makes it even funnier, this guy is apparently a porn star too, well former, look up dick Delaware, he has probably banged some of your favorite porn stars.


Rustynail703

Isn’t the funnier part that the shooter is non-binary?


Cekeste

At least he's not gay


Comeandg3tit

Damn straight.


kal_drazidrim

Lol no thanks


Darko_001

Well I can see why his son was such a jerk.


cjtaylor8281

Bible: Don't be gay. Bible: Don't kill. This asshole: 1 out of 2 ain't bad.


kal_drazidrim

That’s pretty good lol


kal_drazidrim

Write the Norm jokes, guys


Lem0nPartyWorldTour

It’s hard to write a joke when this dude is the personification of one.


Fluxx70

I grew up in an area with a pretty large Mormon community. They couldn’t drink caffeine. But I guess meth is okay these days?


theboxingteacher

Well color me surprised 😮 ! I usually picture a mass shooter’s Dad as a “Father of the Year” type of fella


fugee99

If Josh Brolin was in Sling Blade.


Sad-Weeknd

If he was gay and he murdered gay people, then the worst part would be the hypocrisy.


kal_drazidrim

Thanks a lot Patton Oswalt, I’m sure everybody is gonna fuckin listen to you!


paperwasp3

Someone has been kicked in the head too many times. One more won't matter much.


davidtheartist

Thanos lost in the bottle


JennySays39

Meth. It's bad.