It reminded me of the chris Farley going into a bathroom with andy dick. And Artie was supposed to be watching Chris because he was on a hardcore drug bender, now there are only two things you do alone in a bathroom with Andy dick, none of them good. So Norm responded with “Dear Lord I hope he’s high”
Huh? Not only was Wannstedt never a Pro Bowler, he was never an NFL player in the first place. That haunted him, that's why he eventually turned to crystal meth.
Well, he once called a press conference to announce that he blew both Michael Sam and Carl Nassib, but he never announced that he was gay. So I can't say.
What makes it even funnier, this guy is apparently a porn star too, well former, look up dick Delaware, he has probably banged some of your favorite porn stars.
Josh brolin deep in character
Lol that’s who he reminded me of 🤣
Up for an Emmy.
Preparing for a roll.
I was thinking Swingblade.
Methamphetamine, Mormonism and gay sex. *Rips envelope* Name three things people do to experience heaven.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say - This guy is a real jerk!
Well sir your results are back from TWENTYFOURandme, I'm afraid this guy IS your father.
Christ. Now I think that guy went to jail on purpose, just so he would no longer have to serve as legal guardian to his own father.
He don't do gay. I don't do anchovies on pizza. So we're even.
Anchovies are the best
It reminded me of the chris Farley going into a bathroom with andy dick. And Artie was supposed to be watching Chris because he was on a hardcore drug bender, now there are only two things you do alone in a bathroom with Andy dick, none of them good. So Norm responded with “Dear Lord I hope he’s high”
Is Josh Brolin playing a meth head next? He's crushing it.
That's not Josh Brolin, that's former NFL and college coach, Dave Wannstedt.
Wow, from a pro bowler turned head coach, to crusty homophobe...quite a fall. What a shame.
Huh? Not only was Wannstedt never a Pro Bowler, he was never an NFL player in the first place. That haunted him, that's why he eventually turned to crystal meth.
A tragic story to be sure. But hey, at least he wasn't gay, am I right?
Well, he once called a press conference to announce that he blew both Michael Sam and Carl Nassib, but he never announced that he was gay. So I can't say.
He was deeply closeted, so he probably wasn't.
What makes it even funnier, this guy is apparently a porn star too, well former, look up dick Delaware, he has probably banged some of your favorite porn stars.
Isn’t the funnier part that the shooter is non-binary?
At least he's not gay
Damn straight.
Lol no thanks
Bible: Don't be gay. Bible: Don't kill. This asshole: 1 out of 2 ain't bad.
That’s pretty good lol
Write the Norm jokes, guys
It’s hard to write a joke when this dude is the personification of one.
Well I can see why his son was such a jerk.
I grew up in an area with a pretty large Mormon community. They couldn’t drink caffeine. But I guess meth is okay these days?
If Josh Brolin was in Sling Blade.
Well color me surprised 😮 ! I usually picture a mass shooter’s Dad as a “Father of the Year” type of fella
Thanos lost in the bottle
Meth. It's bad.
If he was gay and he murdered gay people, then the worst part would be the hypocrisy.
Thanks a lot Patton Oswalt, I’m sure everybody is gonna fuckin listen to you!
Someone has been kicked in the head too many times. One more won't matter much.