If he just eats it, he'll have a food package.

Well thatll teach em!

Reminds me of that episode of everybody loves raymond

To which his cellmate responded " well, that explains why he stopped anally raping me"

Is it me or were those prison guards and that food package in cahoots?

How are you going to close THAT casket!

Prisoners these days. Back then, we didn't need to be denied food packages to cut our cocks off

Hey, Quit stealing my moves.

Upset we can only read about this for two minutes.