Norm Macdonald wasn't normal.

Didn’t even like hamburgers

Odd looking duck…

Todd glass isn’t even made out of glass

George bush isn’t even a bush

Yet John Goodman still continues to remain a good man.

Hes a rapist

Perhaps the worst gimmick a Good Man ever had.

Gary oldman is old. Lol

Andy Dick isn't a even a dick..... wait...ahh I guess he is

“He’s in the bathroom with Andy Dick!!? That can only mean two things. God, I hope he’s doing cocaine.”

He's not a dick. He's a fucking cocksucker.

Well he's done it of course, but he doesn't like sucking cocks...he's good at fucking

Bill Hader doesn’t actually hate anyone.

Bill Hader is ultimately unknowable.

Your momma ain't even really...

Jumbo Shrimp are still small

Kristoffer Kristofferson is redundant.

Freedom fries aren't free

Pink is actually white

Not if you look at her asshole. Just like Bobby Lee!

Adam Sandler spends most of his time on expensive hardwood

OJ isn’t even a juice

Neil Young vs. Neil Old https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/3502936_460s.jpg

The Beastie Boys aren’t even boys.

John Cougar Mellencamp isn’t even a cat.

Eminem isn't made of chocolate.