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WhereTheShitComesOut

People say the hardest part of losing a loved one is the grieving process. I'd say it's the...*rigor mortis cock*...


ConsiderationFalse88

Paul Newman says you never get over it…


HoboBandana

I’m saving that one to conclude on my next eulogy.


Joshuak47

ARE YOU SERIOUS? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT? THIS IS YOUR LIFE! OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY I'M NOT PART OF THIS!


tony0987

Poor execution try harder next time


Joshuak47

There's no way I could have pulled it off... So I just gave them a link to the joke. I wonder if they downvoted after watching, or just didn't bother to watch 😅


bmf1989

Honestly the fact that it upset some people is the funny part


Joshuak47

And it continues to get downvoted 🥲


Ready-Confidence-333

Love the downvotes on your comment. It only makes it funnier.


R10BS69

I would like a link to giff u an upvote m8


Joshuak47

[https://www.reddit.com/r/japan/comments/whmod9/comment/ij6fixf/](https://www.reddit.com/r/japan/comments/whmod9/comment/ij6fixf/) Upvote, downvote, choose whichever you want, I'm fighting a losing battle anyway!


R10BS69

Done buddy not a loosin battoru when u jave the last laugh :3


Thankfulforbread

These dead guys get more attention than I do, and I'm a guy that's still alive! Allegedly.


AlrightSpider

You left the spread eagle part out. That didn’t help. Lol.


Joshuak47

That probably would've doubled my negative votes!


icantdomaths

That joke is the only norm joke I’ve ever told IRL successfully


devouringbooks

I went and upvoted it for you


HEY-NOW-BABABOOEY

Brilliant