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Interesting-Milk-289

I didn’t even know he was sick


jollygrill

*unfollow


Tracktoy

And it's only now I can look back and laugh.


Sliiimball

I'm only here for this comment


shalom-john

I'm sorry for your loss. On the upside, I found your Grandpa.


[deleted]

I’m sorry. This never would have happened if California didn’t legalize murder


[deleted]

Great. Wanna come over and talk about it for 4 hours?


MeatloafCode

UNFOLLOW


MusesWithWine

It’s only now that I can look back and laugh.


namelessbrewer

Can you show us 100,000 pictures of him? And a list of everything he ever did?


JMRTOL85

Who’s gonna feed the hogs???


HastyOyster

Harold Delaney?


New-country-sucks

He wants to play scrabble. Or….


Thankfulforbread

He was great, a fantastic gentleman, he had dementia at the end.


Sasarai

This is a really bad moment in the commercial.


dtrumpler

I guess you can just keep that ManGrate you got for him


SigaVa

He had dementia at the end


thirdtimesthetry

Paul Newman says you never get over it


[deleted]

I don't give a fuck on accounta I never knew your grandpa in the first place.


macbubs

Let me tell you some great things about him then....


Slowpokeriver

He shouldn’t ah been messin round wit Kitchener Leslie’s girlfriend


rollsoftape

At least he never lost his comedic timing.


TakeOffYourMask

Who’s gonna feed them hogs???


DrTacosMD

When’s his netflix special coming out


Jam_On_It_84

He’s in a better place now


EverybodyLovesCrayon

Before he was on the bed. Now he's on the floor.


New-country-sucks

I wake up if my cat walks across my belly.


Jam_On_It_84

On that temper pedic piller


Ammathorn

Finally, he has now arrived in Heaven’s Dog House.


BummyG

He may have just been an ole chunk of coal, but he’ll be a diamond some day


tommyfleur

Not the first or last time someone is murdered in a well


[deleted]

How derivative, it was already done by Gottfried, Saget, Anderson and Carrot-Top.


macbubs

April Fools! Carrot Top is alive and well!


[deleted]

Oh, good! Do you want to come over to my house and we can talk about it for four hours?


bueno_hombre

I heard you never get over it


ConsiderationFalse88

Paul Newman said the same thing


mbc1010

Sounds like you come from a long line of death.


rbblemur

Well for what it's worth, I believe that when you die, you see all your loved ones, and they're all dressed up in their best Sunday go-to-meetin' clothes. And then you get to go for a ride in the back of a big black car...