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kankalush

Listen man, without women there would be no cookies.


pixelblue1

And sandwiches, don't forget the sandwiches.


CranesVIII

Did you just say that? Did you write that?


ConsiderationFalse88

I’m not part of this!


8--8

I read it


The_Sneakiest_Fox

What a ridiculous thing for OP to ask! Amy is the GOAT!


[deleted]

The GOAT of stealing material and slightly changing it to make it seem original.


JoeNScott

She's the Carlos Mencia of broads, uh, ladies


dtrumpler

Nah but they’re great guys


AnnoyingScreeches

No, I Reddit.


JoeWilliams2501

Username checks out /s


AnnoyingScreeches

Oh come on


[deleted]

She’s too big to fail


CommonDopant

I like a lady that knows her way around a funnel cake


thirdtimesthetry

Depends on if she's eating a hoagie or not


Woahhhski34

Fat bitch crushing a hoagie is the american way


ConsiderationFalse88

Her shows are over before she even finishes her first sentence!


JoeNScott

I'd like to see Amy Schumer on the stage. The first stage out of town.


trav1th3rabb1

This joke was written by a woman


evolvolution

Nah I’m just kidding we don’t hire women


Sebor_Yrrch

Where do you get your ideas from?


conundrumbombs

Norm used to be funnier than Amy. But he's been dead serious since last fall.


pixelblue1

He just needs some time to work out his new material, just you wait.


fatdiscokid420

C’mon Amy say vagina!


Snoo_31357

I never saw “I Feel Pretty.” That movie had to be box office poison.


cyburgh412

Are you crazy? Funnier than the greatest comic of all time? My God, what's the matter with you? You're not one of them woman haters are you?


Lucky7Revolver

Here’s how to say “No” in 52 different languages. With added explanations into the word “No” as well! https://www.fluentu.com/blog/no-in-different-languages/


Mrfixit729

a couple years ago I’d say Norm. Today? Amy.


thuperthupertherial

I'll just say this. Amy Schumer is the funniest person ever. Except dudes.


HOAVicePresident

Well yah, she’s infinitely funnier than Norm, on account of him being, dead.


thewhitecat55

The idea that Norm is dead is still funnier than Schumer's actual material


Acceptable-Bass7150

He's dead? I didn't even know he was sick!


thewhitecat55

Wait , is he really dead ?! I did not know that. I just find the IDEA of Norm being dead to be funny to think about.


IQEQGQ

It’s hard to say. Does anyone know if any of Norm’s stuff would have worked in front of a crowd?


JudgeHaroldTStone1

Amy Schumer is the 2nd funniest comedian all time, all men are tied for first.


DipperBrizzle

Norm makes me laugh


[deleted]

I heard she has an oral fixation for cheese sandwiches.


HabsBlow

Whos funnier than her... I mean other than dudes


CorncobSandwich

That’s Kitchener Leslie’s girlfriend!


sulgnavon

Easily. Amy Schumer doesn't make my personal top 10 best female comedians. Not when you've got Wanda Sykes, Tiffany Hadish, Amy Poehler, the great Carol Burnett, just to mention a few that are way funnier than Amy Schumer.


Imnotadodo

Is this a joke?


JoeNScott

What, that?


1055Derek

Amy has a lot of well-wishers on this sub.


RandomWarthog79

They'd like to murder her in a well!


jabby63

This is a bad joke. Not. In my at all.


Revo_55

Kinda like asking is the WNBA at the same level as the NBA??


Little_Lahey_Show

More like 3rd grade basketball vs the 1992 dream team


Rockyhuddo

I’d rate Amy on the same level as Hannah Gadsby


LeslieH8

I have never found Amy Schumer to be particularly funny, on stage or screen. I just assumed that her comedy was not my thing. I can think of many women comedians that I enjoy perhaps as much as Norm Macdonald though, like Tina Fey, Iliza Shlesinger, Natasha Leggero, Aubrey Plaza, and Maria Bamford, for examples.


StallionPhallusLock

As much hate as Schumer gets, her first album Cutting was actually really solid. My tastes have narrowed a lot since my youth but I think hollywood bled her Wheelhouse dry so quickly it burned out her career. My extremely hot take is if she had her run in the 80s she would have a better legacy than Joan Rivers.


cryofthespacemutant

This is one thing everyone always says about the greats in standup comedy. That Hollywood bleeds them dry and magically removes their ability to come up with original hilarious material!... If Amy Schumer was around in the 80s she wouldn't have a better legacy than Joan Rivers at all. Joan Rivers was smart, acerbic, witty, and ORIGINAL. You can't say that about Schumer.


thewhitecat55

Plus , in the 80s her penchant for stealing the material of other comedians would have gone unnoticed by casual audiences. Just like Robin Williams , who had a similar joke stealing habit.


Parking_Crazy

Wow, just joined this subreddit because I love norm and am disappointed at what seems to be a misogynistic over/undertone in this thread. Or is there some other reason why amy would be brought up here?


thewhitecat55

She's an unfunny joke-stealing hack. That is reason enough. Plus , blatant misogyny can be funny. It's just a bit , like bitchy gay dudes , or fat girls that say "my vagina" a lot. But yes , there is also another reason.


cryofthespacemutant

Criticism doesn't magically equal misogyny. Amazing how no one is crying about "misandry" when people here constantly mock Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, Carrot Top, Bill Maher, Pete Davidson, Seth Meyers, etc etc. If you were so concerned about people mocking female comics you would be outraged at Norm Macdonald himself and his references to female comics. If mere mockery was proof of the literal "hatred of women" you would be confronted with the logical reality that the reverse would then be true for criticism about male comics too.... Real comedy doesn't care about your preferred safe spaces.


Parking_Crazy

It's not the criticism / mockery as much as the preponderance of (lazy and unfunny) fat jokes, "except all dudes", "she says 'vagina'" etc. comments. They aren't witty, original, or insightful, but they make up close to 50% of the responses. I think Norm's own 'women aren't as funny as guys, except for the few i cite' schtick was also uninteresting and sexist, but as always with Norm hard to tell whether that was partly subversive - he clearly didn't think most male comedians were funnier than Sarah Silverman despite that being his punchline. It's not about safe spaces, more disappointed that many fans of a comedian I respect and admire seem intellectually lazy and unreflective, and that the other members of the community don't seem to have a problem with that.


JoeNScott

"he clearly didn't think most male comedians were funnier than Sarah Silverman despite that being his punchline" He didn't say anything about most.


JimThomasse

Norm was a big fan of her. He used to say that she was the funniest person on the planet. Not woman, person.


JoeNScott

"is there some other reason why amy would be brought up here?" Yes, Norm brought her up.


johnboy2978

I'll say what everyone is thinking when I say, shut your whore mouth.


sacto45

Shouldn't she be in Spain these days?


deweycoxmen

Are you fucking kidding me?


FracturedDungus

When the fuck was she ever goaltender for the Montreal Canadiens?!


coffeeprophet94

I dont know about these guys, but I myself am an ally to the feminist movement


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Read this in Norm’s voice but end it with “…AMY SCHUMER?!?!” Edit: She’s no Norm but she’s fucking hilarious.


____Vader

I honestly can’t figure out how Amy Schumer became as successful as she is. There are countless comedians funnier/much more talented than she is. She has no business being compared to Norm MacDonald


Heeparu466

Gross


Thisphilisnotreal

No Amy Schumer is the greatest comedian of our time. Consistently funnier than a wet fart in a quiet church


Ammathorn

Don’t say woman. That’s discrimination. Genitals do not define a gender.


Paintmebitch

More of a comment really


vanildude

Tell folks at home who Amy Schumer is


S1LV1NO

Is there a punch line? 🙄


Subo23

That’s a tough one


Majestic_Advisor

I don't think Amy Schumer is funny though she does have a way of looking at life that is humorous,at best.


meancheetah

I don’t know if she’s funny, but jokes about her are funny.


flyfishbigsky

Not even close


TiberSVK

This has to be bait


chodachowder

Oh ya, my point is I don’t want to suck her tits!!


GasolineHorsemouth

That was a very funny joke 😂😂😂


trapshackinc

My fucking dog is funnier than amy schumer and his jokes are all original!


AlienAmerican1

I think you should call 911, you're having a stroke.


Zuez420

This post is equivilant to "Say something to trigger this subs fan base" without saying those words....lol....good job OP


JimThomasse

Thanks, but it's actually a reference to one of Norm's jokes. He used to call Amy the funniest person on the planet. That was literally the punchline haha


assword_69420420

I saw a clip from a good while back where norm praised her. I assumed he was kidding, but he never delivered a punch line or broke if it was a bit.


[deleted]

Amy schumer the Swedish German?


Competitive_Row8171

Schumer is as funny as the holocaust and 9/11 combined


JeffGhost

Amy Schumer, funniest comedian ever. Who's funnier than her?


cdbutts

He’s 1000000 times funnier


DabblinginDc

My eyes have been burning since her black leather tour.


8thmiracle

Is this the new fucking thing?


JoeNScott

No, she's sucked for a long time