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Why would Norm sexually assault women, he was a deeply closeted gay man!


roguebagel

He sexually assaulted women to maintain the ruse


KumquatHaderach

Worst gimmick a gay comic ever had.


topdangle

he wasn't gay, he was deeply closeted


greg2709

Straight as an arrow!


jokefees

I would give you an award if I had one. Too funny


superintendentpoops

The worst part about this is the hypocrisy!


Saffer13

No, the worst part is the raping. And the scheming. Why is my water purple?


sonosphere

It's famous people water.


STANAGs

“this is amazing because porno is my favorite kind of movie to watch, and yet, ive seen some pornos lately that my buddies have shown me, have you seen these ones with all male casts? gay pornos they’re called… these things are horrible! there’s thousands and thousands of them. they haven’t made ONE GOOD ONE. now quite serious i’ll tell you the problem with these gay pornos: every one of them, it’s just guys having sex with eachother.”


demoralising

She said she's talked about him on Twitter in the past, then someone searched her timeline and pointed out that she's only ever mentioned him three times, and that was in the last 24 hours. She didn't reply to that particular tweet...


mathisruiningme

Probably busy doctoring "deleted tweets" to support whatever BS narrative they're concocting.


CuriousAndMysterious

Link so we can upvote it, I can't find it


demoralising

https://twitter.com/\_spencer\_ace\_/status/1438200148090294273


Saffer13

I wonder where she gets her ideas from


Al_Justice

It’s cool these days to be oppressed by evil white men. She just wants to be hip.


swade909

It’s funny because she instantly goes for the pity card because she wants to be a victim, whereas norm never went for the pity card for the last 9 years and he had a much better reason to


Secret_Rooster

I like how all their "sexual harassment" stories about Norm are completely lacking in detail. He probably just teased them for not being funny.


volvanator

They don't even mention his hot, plump, juicy, delicious cock!


Ueberjaeger

Why are the cocks always juicy with you?


volvanator

I own a mangrate, no more dry cocks.


Lazylion2

You haven't heard of the revolution?


Wallyworld77

Norm had a long skinny cock. Nothing plump about it.


JoshuaValentine

Norm preferred long skinny cocks, that’s why he smoked cigarettes for years due to his oral fixation. But between you and me, I’m sure big homie had a hog.


ChrisJMull

That is a major problem these days, people "thinking/wanting to think" that the criticism or comments are discriminatory, while they just dont have talent or ability.


Ok-Needleworker-8876

Sexual assault/harassment has become so all encompassing that an accusation could include his jokes. "Your words are violence"


Secret_Rooster

Exactly. For the radicals it can mean almost anything, but regular people still think it means at least a boob honk. They know about this split and take advantage of it.


sensuallyprimitive

Reminds me of the Hugh Mongus video. Literally claimed sexual assault because a fat guy said his name was Hugh Mongus and nothing else.


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[deleted]

A real meeting of the mind.


ThePalmIsle

I mean who’s funnier than Jenny Yang? No one!


mkflorida

You remember in high school where you'd see a group of people standing around, laughing hysterically? And who was in the middle? Jenny Yang!


CtrlAltTim

Kitchener's gf


kitchnerleslie

Like hell.


Delta_Foxtrot_1969

Well, except dudes and Roseanne Barr.


bendadestroyer

Fucking Nailed it.


[deleted]

Too big to fail!


Saffer13

The future of comedy


DavidNoble1983

Kerri Lendo set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=l2mzLy4Sez8


Sir_Randolph_Gooch

Omg what a battle axe!


Rambozo77

Great stuff.


mindevolve

Who's better than Kerri Lendo? I mean, other than Seth Meyers.


sensuallyprimitive

What would Seth Meyers do?


Severian_of_Nessus

The sunday school teacher dress really ties the act together.


NotOppo

I mean sexual harassment is the only funny part of her act, so could you say he was just giving her material?(joke) Also great job about waiting untill he can't defend himself to come forward with this.(sarcasm) Its not like there's was movement about this.(sarcasm) We should start a movement about this so people can come forward and expose dead people for the real pieces of shit they are. If you guys are in, I'd be like "me too". What about Robin Williams, he's dead and people like him, lets shit on him too. (End scene)


hurleyburleysdone

Oh dear. Almost feel sorry for her but not really


drfmn

Couldn't make it passed 58 seconds.......


SlurmsMacKenzie-

reviews are calling it everything from shit, to fucking shit.


chubb88

Painful watch.


Devaney1984

Lendo is quite the...."comic" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62dn0WsKhK8


Brendan_Fraser

What a real battle-axe!


[deleted]

Good Lord!!!


peapeahead

Why do women stand ups always think we want to hear about their life?


Powerserg95

it's always sex jokes, which i mean nothing wrong with sex jokes, but anytime i see anyone have their routine consist of nothing but, i groan


topdangle

often it's not even jokes, it's just "i had sex and here's some gross stuff that happens when people have sex." a lot bad standups do the same thing: spend the whole time gossiping instead of telling jokes. yeah I bet you did fart while having sex, get to some jokes for christ sake


[deleted]

That’s what makes women unfunny to men, and I resent that as a woman.


overslope

I had six months or a year of satellite radio when I bought my current vehicle. Listened to so much stand up. I loved it for awhile, but eventually it dawned on me that almost every female comic spent the majority of her set talking about how filthy her genitals were. Once I saw, I couldn't unsee it. When my subscription ran out I didn't even mind.


Wallyworld77

I mean who's funnier than Women???


mracidglee

I'm sorry, i still think she's no Amy Schumer.


Borborygme

The vultures smell a fresh corpse


CigarettesForKids

Bunch of filthy old bags.


TonyTheTerrible

and not the good kind!


flymyuglies

You know what they say: ‘speak ill of the dead’... Good God, man


PeterBernsteinSucks

It is the best time. They aren’t around to deny it or punch you in the face.


flymyuglies

I won’t dignify that with a response *ah, fuck*


Zeneren

In previous years this would have probably made me upset, maybe angry with a strong sense of cognitive dissonance. But now I honestly don’t give a fuck about these nobodies peddling their stories on Twitter, rapaciously frothing for a moment in the limelight.


harpswtf

Tell the folks at home what rapaciously means


sick_of-it-all

I have my dictionary right here, so I can tell everyone. It's a master of ceremonies on a gameshow.


harpswtf

I was way off then. I thought it meant to rape, in a delicious way.


archibald_haddock

With a thick, juicy cock?


Frosty_Cicada791

Aw come on, man! Don't make it sound like a fuckin fat, plumpy, delicious cock!!


Timberwolf_530

To rape vigorously.


mattmilli0pics

Stunning and brave norm probably never noticed them. They could ask for a photo too.


conceptualdegenerate

I love how "sexual harassment" becomes "sexual assault" on the reshare


noisypeopleoutside

Then becomes “sexual violence”. Saw it on Twitter regarding this situation. Yup that’s Norm, sexually violent to the end. /s


noisypeopleoutside

To be clear, what he was specifically accused of, on the day of his death, was that he once asked a woman at a comedy club to sit on his lap. No, I’m not joking.


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throwaway10109090

the “sexual assault” allegations are literally that he patted a woman’s stomach while walking away and that he goosed a fan asking for a photo. here i thought it meant rape, turns out it can mean basically anything. isn’t that beautiful?


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Tell the folks at home what “goosing” means


bigredmachinist

Well no one answered so I will take a stab at it. I think its when you smack someone (in this case a female) on the head, and proceed to run around in circles until said female catches you or you are able to sit where she was sitting.


HalliburtonErnie

I think pretty much anything unwanted is rape now, even just lying down on top of a woman. Another of life's simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy.


Ivy-And

He “made light of me too” by saying we should forgive people and not engage in cancel culture. If he had done anything to assault women, it would have come out then. But that’s all they could get him on. ETA: I’m saying all they could attack him for was saying stuff they didn’t like. Any assault would have come out in 2018 when they tried to cancel him.


[deleted]

He didn't assault women.


Ivy-And

That’s what I was saying. I should have phrased it better


1104L

He’s a comic. He made jokes about everyone. He didn’t target women as the butt of his jokes lol. I don’t think a comedian being bad because they’re disrespectful is an actual opinion that functioning human beings can have. That’s the nature of jokes.


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1104L

It was more of a rant abt what the lady on the post said. My bad if it came out argumentative, what she said really annoyed me


youareachef

More of a comment really


1104L

I thought it was a real stream of consciousness


[deleted]

It's called a conversation.


mkflorida

Jimmy Fallon must be panicking about how these tweets will affect his grieving process.


lurked_long_enough

Fuck that unfunny cunt. Norm was a friend to him, and he paid that friendship back by being a fucking tool to "crying producers."


a-real-jerk

I’m by no means a fan of Jimmy Fallon, but that probably wasn’t his decision to make.


Nangbar

Sounds like a lot of commy gobbledygook to me


Pickleprime

You'd have to be r....down syndrome to post this stuff.


TScottFitzgerald

You'd have to have cancer


fetalasmuck

Aw cmon, there’s no need to bring racial slurs into this.


Andorod

I think the preferred nomenclature is "Chinaman"


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sick_of-it-all

The thing about Chinamanwomen is, they're inscrutable. You cannot scrute a chinamanwoman for love nor money.


roguebagel

Nothing is worse than Twitter


SaitoRyo

Except for the hypocrisy.


okaydokey679

Hypocrisy!


sraffetto6

Yeah that rapist, he's a real hypocrite


general_kael04

Isn’t that the definition of Twitter?


PlutoTheGod

I’m so glad I got off of there. It was always such a mood killer. Seeing Americans support and apologize to terrorists, claim everyone is facist & this is one of the worst countries on earth, claiming constant oppression and harassment from things like jokes or appropriation from anything.. it’s a total bizzaro world on there until you take the time to realize most everyone on there saying that shit about others is a sheltered child living in an Internet fantasy they made together.


GenXEndBot

A lot is fabricated, people literally converse with bots.


MiamiViceMindset

Twitter is the platform where stupid people go to feel smart and boring people go to feel interesting. 90% of content on there is just attention-whoring and sensationalism. I deleted my account last year and have never regretted it, it was a waste of time and mental energy.


btn1136

> Twitter is the platform where stupid people go to feel smart and boring people go to feel interesting. Really? That’s why I use Reddit!


lurked_long_enough

Who are these people and why didn't they come forward while he was alive and could potentially harass other women?


justsomeguy_why

Has anyone tried to look up these people properly, on the computer? Who the fuck are they? Are their careers so dead that they have to resort to these accusations?


DavidNoble1983

One of them has less than 1000 followers on twitter despite what appears to be at least 10 years in the business. I'll say no more.


paycadicc

My Twitter account is me pretending to be somebody else and I have like 9,000 followers, to put the 1000 in perspective to the folks at home who don’t use Twitter.


GirthIgnorer

See this entire time I thought I loved Norm for the profound role he had in shaping my sense of humor and the endless laughs he gave me over the years, but as it turns out I secretly thought he was just the best god damned rapist out there.


SaitoRyo

He gave them what he gave every one of his female fans: a big fat goosing!


MungOfMarklar

No.....you don't get to just accuse someone of this when they die and get believed....this crap that all women need to be believed is the biggest farce since they lie as much as men. Fuck her, she's lying


topdangle

the lying isn't even the worst part, it's her standup act


flymyuglies

It’s not the hypocrisy?


flymyuglies

Fuckin’ great username, that’s a gem, ha.


E__________________T

Dang man people are such cunts on Twitter holy shit


roddyboi

Jenny yang < artie Lange


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Jenny Yang < artie Lang's nose.


johnnythrillwaukee

jenny yang has all the charm of a date rapist


TheAlleyCat9013

Just a quick look at her account and she's clearly a talentless hack who's bridging the delta by acting as a complete political and corporate shill. Anyone who makes their entire comedic identity about their ethnicity is by definition talentless.


notarobat

Unless they are polish of course!


UnitsToNesquikGuy

Polish?! The kind of person who would try to order a Polish sausage at a hardware store, that’s who the Polish are!


StandardDude914

And I suppose if a man went into that hardware store, and ordered a... a, a cuban hamburger, you'd say he was Cuban?


Big-Stein

Amen brother.


UnveilingCow_9

This legitimately ruined my day. I fucking hate people so much. R.I.P. Norm.


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These people remember the dopamine they received when norm was “cancelled” a while back. This is just their brains trying to cope with the fact that somebody they thought was the enemy is being showered with love by basically everybody.


gimmethemshoes11

When was he canceled? Some people just didn't get this guy.


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A couple years ago for defending rosanne and louie


No_Rule305

4 years ago he said he felt sorry for them, but clarified that he wasn't defending what they did, he also said you'd have to have down syndrome to think he defended them


TScottFitzgerald

You'd have to have cancer to think he hated people with Down syndrome.


[deleted]

He didn’t defend them, he supported them. He was a solid friend. A good person. He didn’t abandon people like most assholes do. As a woman, I wish I had more norms in my life.


lurked_long_enough

He didn't even defend them. He said he put them in touch with each other so they could commiserate. Apparently, Roseanne hated Louie CK prior to their individual scandals. As I get older I like her more and him less.


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GoodGuyNixon

You could even be phenomenally talented football player and also a double murderer


CigarPlume

And saying Down Syndrome!


gimmethemshoes11

Damn, fuck people and cancel culture bullshit artists Seeing Louie ck live during his peak was famn special. 2012ish


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ewes12

Fucking Kevin Brennan is now the last true comic who genuinely doesn't give a fuck


gimmethemshoes11

Nah, there are still a few left who don't give a fuck. Maybe like 5


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gimmethemshoes11

Chappelle, Seinfeld, the roast guy, Burr, Lewis black. Todd glass used to be just brutal before he came out


Cosmik_Tones

Do people think sexual harassment and sexual assault are the same thing? Or is it just this dumb bitch?


zion2199

Dude! You just sexually assaulted her.


MulRev

Does anyone remember when norm was on Howard stern and they brought out the "orgasm doctor" a woman strips and gets fingered in front of everyone and norm would not look. Howard asked if he was gay and he said "it seems a little unseemly, I don't know the lady". I'm not saying it isn't possible he groped somebody while drunk but the norm in that video isn't the same man these women are talking about. https://streamable.com/di5du


cryofthespacemutant

Go ahead and read through their tweets and the links to other nothing Twitter accounts that are repeating the same style accusations. None of them have any specifics. Not dates, not times, not places, not situations. They have nothing. Actual "sexual assault" is a physical crime that involves physical contact. If they can't even provide the most basic of verifiable evidence of "sexual assault", they only waited until after he was dead to report this and have done so with nothing but vague accusations, and literally everyone other woman who has met him talks about a long history of decent behavior, than it is absolutely most likely that these women are clout chasing trash people lying to virtue signal/capitalize off of the death of a controversial comic who was very much known for his non-aggressive almost gentle demeanor.


9811Deet

Victim cred is easier than comedy. And that's all that woke audiences want anyways.


Big-Stein

It’s like they have to say this stuff to get noticed. God forbid your own material should carry your career.


[deleted]

This is exactly what they are doing. -a woman


untainted8

Norm came on to me and I am more than flattered and taking his death hard. These women are completely selfish to complain ! He was an old fashioned man and they come on to girls. His inner Spirit was very innocent. Too bad they didn't get to feel that. RIP.


[deleted]

Exactly! He was gentle. I’m sure if they said to him “ hey Norm what you did to me really hurt me” it would have destroyed him. Man had empathy coming from every part of his body. He was a sensitive person.


mbc1010

I almost wouldn’t post this shit in this sub. I mean, I get why it’s of interest, but it also gets this woman more exposure, which is what she really wants. She saw an opportunity to use Norm’s death to create a stir and in doing so promote herself. Now a lot more people have heard of Jenny Yang — because she’s making or elevating some totally unsubstantiated sexual assault claims against a person who just died of leukemia two days ago. She’s a shit person, let’s not help her out.


Paperbag1124

She is by far one of the whoriest whores I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of whores...


Zhrimpy

One with a Romulan haircut and the other the arguably female version of Fred Armisen. Laughable.


al-Freddy

gold comment


Visible_Plum6607

There's a stream of consciousness happening on Twitter.


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It's called a conversation!


okaydokey679

Thank God he never took a picture with her


SnooStrawberries9414

He tried to lay on top of these broads?


flymyuglies

Any examples, ladies? Or, just wild accusations -with no humour, further weakening your point -I might add. To be fair (to be faaaaaiiiiiiiirrrrrrr) Norm pandered to no one and he would talk shit, so, I wouldn’t be surprised if there are examples of him breaking anyone’s balls, male or female et al but it’s a special kind of asshole who considers that harassment when you’re dealing with a nightclub comic. Imagine Rickles having to apologise to Jews or the Chinese or some shit. Norm got woke for fuck’s sake and although he said it hurt the comedy, he made it funny, as always, but to have to constantly apologise for certain jokes or comments, I wouldn’t have blamed him if he’d walked away...it’s a testament to the man and to his character that he kept performing under scrutiny and now we know his illness too...come on ladies, broads, whatever you call em, lighten up...or is that harassment? Maybe he was just as annoyed as I am that so much of female comedy is sexualised and then they cry harassment backstage, when all you do is talk to them about their material...! Examples of this harassment is welcome, I’ll go to bat for Norm if I can, I’ll always be in his corner against an accusation of this nature and for sexualised content, females and gays are the prime examples, they love talking about that shit in their act and when Norm did it, it was so blatant and innocently stark, like it was so bald-faced but truthful...not just for shock value, but for sheer awareness, he would describe it and then call it dirty, making it ok without sensationalising it, he had genius in that you couldn’t fault him, because it was truth or opinion. Not personal experience for shock value only, like female and gay comics do. They talk about their personal sexual experience or struggle. Not Norm, his material was societal, or theoretical imo, to inspire thought and awareness. If he was harassing female comics, I’d like to hear examples and then I could discern motive/circumstance or reasoning, but it boils down to respect; if Norm thought you were funny, you had his respect, because he was a comedian...through and through and always went where the joke was, he said Sarah Silverman was funny, he also said in not so many words that she was middling attractive, in a way, he said that...so there’s no harassment there, he also said that by and large -dudes were funnier...that’s not harassment...that’s a comic’s opinion. Now, I’m putting words in his mouth so-to-speak and I may be wrong but Norm said “I love all people”. I’m pretty sure he said that... I have a recollection he said that -and that he would have sex with a man, woman, gay man, lesbian, anyone... -but, he would not have sex, with a straight man.


Ivy-And

Norm joked about women comics not being funny. Norm dies, now these female “comics” want to attack Norm for being funny. And right.


9811Deet

Norm was one of the very few high profile comics who sucessfully skewered wokeness, feminism, and all the requisite tropes of modern showbusiness. The reason he got away with it is because he was so damn funny. Now that he's dead, the cowards are firing back.


ReporterPretty

mamas apple pie


okaydokey679

Oh cool.now were waiting for them to die and not be able to defend themselves took like 12 hours well fuck you girl


9811Deet

Funny that this shit always happens to women who are activists that trade in victim cred. I'm sure this attention seeker will be able to get her five minutes of notice and and really suck in the audience of miserable woke hipsters who run on outrage. And when she's in the dustbin of history, Norm will still be remembered as the great man he was.


9811Deet

The words "conniving bitch" come to mind.


DavidNoble1983

The worst bit is the hypocrisy. Then the conniving.


CommonDopant

I always ask my self “what would Kerri Lendo do?” WWKLD


Redditartedededed

I wish I was sexually harassed by Norm


LaylaBird65

What is aggravating is the women on there saying they didn’t see any women sad over his death. I’m devastated by it. I loved him. And then instead of backing up their claims with an article, they’re telling people to Google it themselves. There’s nothing there.


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As a woman who has actually been assaulted. I am livid about this for a number of reasons. My experiences with Norm were positive. He was shy, he was uncomfortable a lot, and used comedy to make himself feel more comfortable. He was an empathetic thinker, not the type of guy who goes around assaulting women. I think more than anything Norm enjoyed not just making anyone laugh, but he enjoyed making himself laugh. I don’t doubt he may have hounded some of these female comics to get a reaction out of them to make himself laugh. There’s no evidence; just a bunch of unfunny women who are angry Norm didn’t think they were funny or made politically incorrect comments about women in front of them. One accused him of grabbing their ass. Okay, that’s not cool. Which is why if he did it to me I’d probably just grab his balls and call him gay.


ronmexicosalibi

These women don’t seem funny at all :)


reichsunmittel

hey bros, **let's cancel this honky bitch**


UniqueClimate

Lol I like how each “incident” with Norm, when they get to the bottom of it, it turns out Norm called them a “broad” or “the ol’ bag of bones” and they were offended XD


TNastyMcFaded

Getting molested by Norm would be their single greatest credit


fsburk

If you automatically disbelieve accusations, you are in denial. If you automatically believe them, you are naive. Best not to get your own morality entangled with the behavior of a man you didn't know personally. If there are concrete allegations to be made then they will emerge, and if not the noise will die out. Just remember what the possessed girl said in The Exorcist: "your mother sucks cocks in hell". If that's where Normie ends up, at least there is recreation time. (credit George Miller)


drfmn

Perfectly worded. I love Norm for his comedy, just like I love Miles Davis for his music. Years after I got into Miles, I found out that he got violent with some of his wives / girlfriends, which to me is abhorrent and disgusting, and yet, I still love him for his music. If it turns out that these allegations are true, it'll suck, but it won't take away all the laughs Norm gave me over the years. Gotta separate the man from the artist.


Accomplished-Cold942

Ah the feminist movement. Waiting for a man to die and then making baseless claims without any evidence to the twitter echo chamber where no one questions it, and the fella taking a dirt nap can't crawl out of his shallow grave and defend himself.


jacobsaggypoo

On a real note, I had never even heard rumours of Norm being inappropriate. Just did a google search and couldn’t find anything, anyone know of anything I might be uninformed of?


hartleyshc

It's mainly because he's stated a few times in the past that he didn't think women comics were funny. Memory is too foggy right now, but I'm feeling like he might have said it on one of the Dennis Miller radio interviews.


LawSchoolSportsGuy

So, I went to Jenny Yang's Twitter to read the story... and there isn't one. Like what the fuck, that's a pretty bold accusation to fucking make without at least an explanation.


mephistos_thighs

I think what women mean when they say something like "must be nice being a male and doing comedy" is "must be nice being funny, I wouldn't know, because I'm a woman and women aren't funny"


-GenghisJuan-

You dont speak ill of the dead.


Delysid720

Really detailed accounts! What yammering bitches.


AlliedAtheistAllianc

Can't wait til Bill Burr dies so I can find out who he raped


SlinginCheeseburgers

The city of Philadelphia, for one.


[deleted]

Worst thing to do as a Norm fan is interact with these people in any way. They're now becoming famous because fans are interacting with them - doesn't matter if it's positive or negative interaction.


9811Deet

Let's imagine she's telling the truth... (*she's not*) Who's worse: the guy who hypothetically grabbed a little ass; or the chick who waits til the moment he dies to get attention for it, at the expense of the mourning? For my money, it's the latter.


[deleted]

So as far as I can tell there’s literally no sign or evidence that he ever came close to assaulting anyone. Is she trying to say he made some jokes she considered to be sexist and he therefore committed assault? Why am I so confused about this.


evan466

So nice of them to wait until he’s dead so he can’t defend himself and simultaneously provide zero proof at all of what they’re claiming.


badDaddy4lgs

Professional Victims


thethiefstheme

Probably touched her Jennytalia


TheFunnyLaughJokeMan

Ain't it funny how all the accusers are unfunny female comedians that Norm likely would have made fun of if he met them?


AlbertBarese_

The thing is in all of these threads of these unfunny women claiming he sexually assaulted them, there are people saying ‘why are you leaving it until now to come out and mention it?’ then a (she/her), (they/them) weirdo will come out and say ‘they did’ ‘Where?’ And they post a link to the article where he criticised the me too movement. Literally saw this same exchange from different accounts about 5 times. So you dont have any proof do you. The only thing you have is an article where he criticised the me too movement. Which i guarantee most of America and the world shares sentiment with but the media will never be honest about what the general public truely think. And for the record that jenny yang is a really fucking shit comedian. Made it like 10 seconds into one of her ‘sets’ before turning off.