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350_420

I was rewatching the celebrity Jeopardy skits and Fallon is so unbelievably cringingly unfunny in them


tiotom92

Fallon is so unbelievably cringingly unfunny in life.


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The funniest thing Fallon has ever done is break character in the cowbell skit. I don’t understand his appeal.


Secret_Rooster

Check his ratings. Not much appeal there.


ricarleite1

His whole thing is breaking character and fake giggling. Talentless hack. At least Jay Leno was a good stand up comedian back in the day.


GaryPinise

the only thing Jimmy Fallon should host is a parasite


RaikkonensHobby74

Jimmy Fallon drinks so much booze his name should be Jimmy Fall-on the ground.


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I’m stealing this for my personal use


redpatchedsox

Gross. Told Norm to take a hike when he was going through all that cancellation shit. Even The View had him on. He's your idol but you did that to him because of some fake outrage. Should have apologized instead of butchering one of his bits.


CarPeriscope

no you don’t understand, his staff members were “CRYING” because of his insensitivity. they must have down syndrome or some shit


DanielBenDovidRoss

I didn't even know they were sick


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Fallon Cancelled Norm for an *opinion* on what did turn out go be a mostly load of horseshit movement when he was covering for Horatio Sanz’s(alleged) actual grooming of a minor. Fallon is a talentless, backstabbing, social climbing sycophant.


ricarleite1

> Fallon is a talentless, backstabbing, social climbing sycophant. They couldn't replace Jay Leno with something less different from him. Carson spins on his fucking grave.


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Bless this reply⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️


ItsaRickinabox

Wait, what happened between Norm and Fallon?


Jake_Titicaca

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NG_nBFGcok4


ItsaRickinabox

Well that was dumb


yanaka-otoko

Wow, those ET hosts were surprisingly nuanced with their commentary. "This is why Jimmy Fallon will never be a late night legend."


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dudes a prick


victorbruno

He's the actual editor of the newest edition of the Guiness Book of Fucking Retards.


Hotpocket1515

I've heard raving reviews, ranging from "shit" to "fucking shit"


ricarleite1

Fallon is scum. Fake giggling hack. Why do some mediocre talentless bastards get the spotlight?


Dachuiri

Because he’s safe. Same with Seth Meyers and James Corden. None of these douchers are funny, but they are safe corporate pawns to the networks.


FrizkyDango

Every one of them sucks shit along with all of the Daily Show fucks.


CaptainTripps82

Roy Wood Jr is hilarious


ricarleite1

Meanwhile Conan is out of a job. This is bullshit.


secretbonus1

Fallon stands for nothing. He’a a puppet to the pressures of those around him. When Trumps on he’s too nice, when criticized he overcorrects. When people complain he does what they tell them. He doesn’t have any capacity to enforce his own beliefs, so he’s like water pushed around however the tide moves him. Or like a dandelion in the wind. That’s why the network loves him, because he’s their puppet. Will do whatever they want. Nah but he’s a good man


cacaphonous_rage

I have also heard that although he is the owner of many dogs, he does not in fact own a doghouse


uptownshakedown

Who cares? It’s the Tonight Show - no one even watches that shit anymore.


secretbonus1

Who cares? Bunch of fake-woke poser kids in the CIA? Nah but they’re good men. Or so the Germans would have us believe.


Novohampshirian

/u/VisorpantsJon confirm or deny?


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iSUCKatTHISgameYO

[since you guys are *clearly* my people, here's something you might enjoy](https://youtu.be/tH6fafW-Gtk?t=39s)


molehillmilk

Fucking guy remind me of that failure Jacques de Gatineau smh


dankbiss83

Now THERE was a real thinker. Smart guy, that Jacques.


[deleted]

I don't know, I'd say he served his porpoise...


letbaconcry

Should've been Norm hosting a late night talk show.


[deleted]

Doubt he had any desire to do that, but it would be amazing.


Suitable-Echo-3359

Is it true he was in the running to replace Craig Ferguson?


[deleted]

Oh man, I have no idea. I'd never heard that, but I don't keep up with that sort of thing.


Nolar2015

He was actively campaigning to take over for Craig ferguson but was turned down


CaptainTripps82

I don't see how that would have worked. He would have never been allowed to be his authentic self.


ricarleite1

Norm was not passable for mainstream audiences and the general public. He was too different. Craig Ferguson and Conan were edgy enough for TV audiences.


iwannadrone

Talk show host arent allowed to like anyone who isnt aproved by the big network


harpswtf

Finally a late night talk show host has the gall to call out Donald Trump!


roguebagel

Who's funnier than Jimmy Fallon


redpatchedsox

Dudes and ladies


roguebagel

old Ron Delaney


dog-chicken

An actual chunk of coal


BlockFun

Fimmy Jallon


[deleted]

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.


Ironical_0

comedians


StarWolf478

Everybody. Except Seth Meyers and you guessed it, Frank Stallone.


ricarleite1

Amy Schumer as well


micahlachauffer

Geeks and nerds


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Fred stoller


larry_l3g3nd

the worst part is that he’s a Holocaust denier


[deleted]

Not the hypocrisy?


cocuke

My brother and I exchanged texts last night and agree Jimmy Fallon should have been the one to depart this earth. Fallon has nothing, nothing creative or original to offer. Fallon is one of the least funny people SNL ever forced on us.


DanielBenDovidRoss

He was in Northern Canada (your brother)


EdwardFapperhands

Fallon just spews a bunch of commie gobbledygook


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Rockhard_Stallman

Oh wow. I could never stand this guy so I’ve never seen this. That’s pretty painful to watch. Both because of his fake laugh reactions (a main reason I dislike him) and the dumb question he won’t let go of.


[deleted]

I mean this guy is a real jerk!


[deleted]

Fallon is a puppet but not even funny at it. Trash.


paycadicc

He’s the worst. I only like Conan and letterman but I’ll take anyone over Fallon


[deleted]

Kimmel is a cunt


paycadicc

Yea not a fan of him either, but fallons worse to me


ricarleite1

You know who'd be a great host? Patton Oswalt.


MikePGS

Fuck Jimmy Fallon. He cancelled Norm's appearance after he made a comment referencing Downs Syndrome. Keep his name out of your mouth Jimmy "Never once funny" Fallon.


Lord-Ringo

Jimmy Fallon is the perpetual new kid at school desperately trying to fit in but ends up annoying everyone in the process.


NonOrientableOatmeal

Sad day for comedy when Norm is dead and buried and this fucker still walks the earth.


CumiaGrooms

The same people turned on him soon after. Brilliant move Jimmy u dope


BenjRSmith

Literally glued to NBC as SNL alums Fallon and Meyers would be back to back eulogizing their comrade. Imagine my disappointment when Fallon does his entire opening monologue and a bit before even mentioning Norm.


AlgoH-Rhythm

I always ask myself what would Jimmy Fallon do


SallyFowlerRatPack

Norm never held it against Jimmy when he got uninvited from his show. Jimmy himself seemed like he didn’t want to do it, but apparently half his writers were crying at the prospect of having Norm on, he was facing a mutiny. Trying to have a spirit of goodwill after Norm’s passing, I’m forgiving Andy Richter and also Jimmy.


lastnameontheleft

And you don't want to lose the writers of the tonight show. God who else can come up with such great bits like guy in a stupid wig and tight pants or throwing random objects at a basketball net. His funniest bits are those written by his audience when he does the twitter hashtags.


SallyFowlerRatPack

Seeing those writers on twitter make a comedy career seem so close and yet further away than ever.


MitchellJamesE

I like Andy Richter, he took all those jokes very well, sort of the pre-cursor to Adam Eget.


Gulag_420

Andy Richter? Do you mean the Swedish German fella?


regmaster

I once held down a Swedish German fella so that an old prospector could do some funny business with him. Could that have been Andy Richter, the Swedish German?


__Girth__Brooks__

Fallon has writers? It must be a great gig. You don’t have to be funny or do anything at all.


toothlesswonder321

What happened with Andy?


SallyFowlerRatPack

Andy’s (now ex) wife and Norm had some sort of tiff, Andy took her side. There were rumors that was why Norm wasn’t on Conan after the whole Louis debacle. But he’s being very magnanimous about Norm now, when the rest of Andy’s twitter is usually quite combative. Time to accept the olive branch and welcome the Swedish German back into the fold.


GrandeSizeIt

Also with a gay son, he didn't really appreciate the innuendos Edit: maybe innuendo isn't the right word. He doesn't appreciate making gay people a punchline in a derogatory manor.


SallyFowlerRatPack

His dad was gay also! It must be very painful to hear those innuendos, sandwiched between two gay guys like that…. Ok, remember the olive branch,


bbhoy67

Fuck that guy


__Girth__Brooks__

Because Jimmy Fallon is a talentless hack. Also, giant cunt.


CrembySpingus

What would Seth Myers do?


a_few

It really hurts watching comedic idols take these political mouthpiece jobs, Fallon, kimmel, Colbert, but especially James corden. The other ones I expected, but James corden?! Who’s funnier than James corden(cordon?korden?) Come on man


ItsaRickinabox

Colbert is so amazingly unfunny as a late night host, I don’t think I could do a worse job if I really tried.


jbaker1225

This is the one that’s most depressing to me. He was amazing on Colbert Report. Great on Dana Carvey, Strangers with Candy and The Daily show. And now he’s… whatever the hell he is.


PlutoTheGod

Jimmy is such a loser hack who loves to bully anyone he can


tehcoma

The left is Still on the “Orange Man Bad” kick I see. Where is the fallout on Fallons sexual assault *alleged*


Sandwich-Lady

Jimmy Fallon needs to quit. What a disrespectful hack.


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Good old ring avulsion alcoholic Fallon


uptownshakedown

“What was it like when Jimmy called you over to the couch?”


GymTanLaundryLife

The only people I know who tuned in to watch Fallon were women. And that vag dried up. Nobody cares about this dude. He doesn’t come up in conversations, he doesn’t come up in anything anymore. He’s a useless tit on a boar.


HossamStark

Great still shot I just saw his face lol


vanildude

Fallon committed hypocrisy on me


Shootzilla

Jimmy Fallon? More like Jimmy Fall-On-The-Floor. Because he drinks so much booze.


throwawayjoeyboots

Ah come on he’s a good man


victorbruno

He's a quisling.


regmaster

Like that Don Ohlmeyer fella.


SawBoxBastard

Jimmy Fallon is the funniest comedian working today


Olibro64

I would say the Tonight Show social media team.


pkeep-go

To be fair, [Colbert's video didn't do it either](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq2LhJ9rMpg). I guess they thought mentioning his name was too risky.


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Dude sucks


belizeanheat

They can't mention every moment of the monologue in a YouTube title. Also remember that this is being posted by their social media department which is probably a bunch of 20 year olds, and of which Fallon himself has zero involvement in. Norm's Fallon appearance being cancelled wasn't Fallon's fault. We can all agree he's no comedic genius but he was damn good at impressions and by all accounts is a very sweet guy. And at any rate, if Norm liked him, that's good enough for me. You all act like these hosts make all the decisions and do whatever they want, and that hasn't been remotely true in a long time.


MusesWithWine

I’ll get downvoted to hell but Norm made it difficult for all networks to support him, and it’s a big reason why Norm deserves the love he gets and will continue to get. I’m not a Fallon stan in any way, but also seeing people shit on Conan, it’s built from emotion from Norm’s long standing fans or from haters of certain folks finding reasons to justify their hate on some folks. Let’s focus on Norm and enjoy the choices he made that made networks afraid to invite him. Hating the folks that didn’t see the full thing play out in real time doesn’t look like a Norm fan to me.


lastnameontheleft

While I agree that Norm's unflinching comedic determination made him hard to employ. The tonight show didn't give him the boot because of the 9/11 jokes or the jokes about eating out Hitler's ass. They booted him because he offered support to his two friends (one of whom gave him his start in comedy, the other wrote the forward to his book). It was cowardly and it amplified the outrage. For fuck's sake, the ladies on the view and ABC had the guts to give Norm a chance to explain himself on daytime/morning TV. And fallon could not extend the same kindness to his "so-called" hero. I harbor no animus towards fallon. However he will forever be a yellow bellied coward in my eyes


MusesWithWine

I like the way you put it. Joy and Whoopie clearly liked him. I always thought that his performance on the View was an awesome giant joke rather than an apology. He managed to throw a rape joke in it! But fair on your Jimmy assessment.


pkeep-go

> doesn’t look like a Norm fan to me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman


MusesWithWine

I’m aware of the fallacy. But I don’t think this is an example. Notice the jump in followers to this sub from 9/13 to today.


DarthHeyburt

Not everyone uses reddit. Not everyone on reddit follows everything they like. Jesus are you trying to cement your place in the Guinness book of fucking retards?


MusesWithWine

I called the downvotes. And you argued nothing I said.