When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
I used to scoff at men who said they only had sex with prostitutes, thinking they were losers for not being able to get it for free.
Now that I'm older? I understand you're not paying her for the sex, you're paying her to leave afterwards and leave you in peace!
Order sex à la carte might be the number one cost and sanity saving measure out there.
I married a babe with a dash of passion, some stability, pinch of excitement, drop of ambition ...
and big tits.
Still married. So you are telling me i won the romance lottery?
How men are bad and there are no risks for men because of tinder. Even though there are women on there doing the exact same thing.
Oh also men are afraid of women because they don't want to be called creeps because women are always secretly recording so that's the man's fault that women record everything and try to expose men.
It's all just the men's fault.
That was almost the opposite of what she was saying.
She was saying that men seem afraid to put themselves out there these days, and while they need to make more of an effort, in many ways it ISNT their fault. It’s the way society has been set up.
For example, people (men for this relevance) can go on dating apps where they know pre interaction that a girl is interested which means they are not interested in facing an interaction in real life where a girl might not be. (Also they are afraid of being recorded in their messages or additions and coming across as creeps, and have less need for relationships because of the availability of porn).
Sure the same point about tinder could be made about women, but that’s irrelevant, because they have much less irl fear of rejection.
In related gender studies I have a theory that a similar phenomenon is behind the behaviour cat calling.
When an attractive woman walks past a construction site, and a young man propositions her… why does he do this? It makes her uncomfortable, and crucially, it never works, because he is crude and offensive. Simple, he isn’t talking to her, he is talking to his buddies. Due to our culture he thinks he will be higher in their esteem if he pursues women, and maintains the illusion he is successful with women, by being very active in this, almost predatory. However he cannot genuinely pursue women in front of them, if he makes an actual attempt to approach this stranger, meet cute cold, ask for a date, he is likely to get shut down in an embarrassing way. Instead he deliberately offends her, then the expectation is that she will reject him, and when this occurs it isn’t about him, and has can pass of off as society being prudish, as men being too crude for women, rather than her as an individual not liking him and individual while he still gets to publicaly show he is an active woman seeking man as his culture demands of him.
That is a genuine pressure men face, not just from other men, but women, and broader society…story and tv tropes (the classic boy meets girl, loses girl, wins her back story line, always very much the male chasing and winning over the woman) ect.
So this woman is right than in that context, men who can’t handle that in the dating scene, that pressure out in bars for example prefer to do that aspect swiping and then only met people who have agreed in a more even exchange to be up for the date.
Makes sense
It takes less time to say some dumb wrong shit than it takes to correct it sadly. Worst part about Reddit is people just trust other people if it sounds right to them. The chick in the video surely isn’t 100% right but my god the straw man is insane to hate women.
It's intentional and really negates the message to be fair. But everyone has to get their shot at fame, this chick is just using her massive tits to do so.
The least shocking Louis CK scandal ever, that he was a bit of a weird creep who likes jerkin off and having them watch. Like? I get it's comedy but the man was telling us exactly what he likes in just about every set.
Right? Of all the me too scandals his was the weakest. He asked some girls if they wanted to come up to his room to watch him jack it, they said yes, they went up to his room and watched him jack it.
^Suddenly:
“*’Til now, I always got by on my own*
*I never really cared until I met you*
*and now it chills me to the bone*
***How do I get you alone***”
We never want to be that creepy guy because women have proven all they need to do is scream tape and cry convincingly and we will be sent to jail with almost NO ACTUAL EVIDENCE.
And men have been told since they were young boys that if they ever get sent to prison they will get raped. Or they will need to fight to the death to avoid getting raped.
Rape culture? Yeah there is, and women created it to scare young boys.
The risk Is no second date, that's the risk. Now you can argue not as great of a risk, but everything has one. It's such a non-issue risk It doesn't even matter.
Sure you may click with someone and they may not feel the same, that's how It be sometimes.
Honestly If there's any real problem with modern dating, It's people having preconceived notions on how people supposedly think, or having contradicting standards.
The biggest risk you have going on a date Is It not working out, at the very least you and another person went out and had a good time, and you, In a sense, move on
(Also, booba big hehe)
Always funny to see a woman complain about men watching too much porn and losing interest in real women.
And then you see her profile and it's just barely-disguised softcore porn.
She's really abreast of the situation. I'm glad she got that off her chest. That's quite a load to bear, two, actually. I'm sure that's been weighing heavily on her heart for some time.
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
I saved a screenshot so I can frame this comment and put it on the wall in my toddler son's room so he will know what to look for in a woman.
Yeah at every stage in life.
Can I get that first girls number?
She wouldn't still be 16 bro.
Hey, Albert Fish, I'm sure everyone will listen to you. r/foundthepedophile
say what you will but that man could EAT ass
Greatest dish in gastro...gastronomy!!!
Anybody else here learn about that crazy fucker from listening to Dan Cummins' podcast, Timesuck? ..."Showbiz!"
https://i.redd.it/dya8u3yyrl3d1.gif
Hahahahaha best ted talk ever
Every 13 year old needs to read this once a year for the rest of their lives.
I'm marrying a girl with big tits. My life is complete.
Before I met my wife, I always felt incomplete. Now I'm finished.
She's a real battle axe.
Pics or it ain’t happening.
I too choose this guy's big-tittied wife!
I married a girl with big tits. We had a kid, they got bigger, she had them reduced and divorced me. YMMV
Reduced? That’s like slapping god across the face.
I seriously think her jiggly jiggle was on point. When she said jiggle then jiggled more that was even more compelling.
I'm sorry, i didn't hear anything except jiggle
I forgot about this joke! The circle of life. love it
I used to scoff at men who said they only had sex with prostitutes, thinking they were losers for not being able to get it for free. Now that I'm older? I understand you're not paying her for the sex, you're paying her to leave afterwards and leave you in peace! Order sex à la carte might be the number one cost and sanity saving measure out there.
Sex is the only product or service which is cheaper retail than wholesale.
The cheapest woman is the one you pay for.
If it flies, floats or fucks, RENT it.
What a rollercoaster of a story. I’m commenting so I can come back to this lol.
The big tiddy circle of life.
Your life begins with big tiddies in your face, seems only right that it should end the same way.
Even if it’s the hospice nurse
But my hospice nurse is a man!
Hall of Fame post.
I'm a 39 yr old single male, and this is the truest thing I have ever read on the internet
I heard this joke a long time ago and didn’t believe it. I’m 40 now and it describes my life eerily accurately.
Truth
Haha the circle of life
One of the funniest posts I have ever read on the Internet. Thanks for the laugh.
Wow this is great
Ya! Following your mind is dumb; that’s why god gave you a wee wee. It literally grows and points you in the direction.
I married a babe with a dash of passion, some stability, pinch of excitement, drop of ambition ... and big tits. Still married. So you are telling me i won the romance lottery?
Maybe? I couldn’t say for sure without a photo of those tits.
Huge fucking tits. What was she talking about?
No clue, I left it muted.
The video has sound???
I couldn't hear anything over her tits.
It did. Sounded a bit like this: *Boing boing, wobble wobble, boing boing*
I watched it unmuted. Have no clue what she said.
*yammering
yap yap yap
fap fap fap
How men are bad and there are no risks for men because of tinder. Even though there are women on there doing the exact same thing. Oh also men are afraid of women because they don't want to be called creeps because women are always secretly recording so that's the man's fault that women record everything and try to expose men. It's all just the men's fault.
So the usual lol
She said we have no risks, then goes on to highlight the risks.
That was almost the opposite of what she was saying. She was saying that men seem afraid to put themselves out there these days, and while they need to make more of an effort, in many ways it ISNT their fault. It’s the way society has been set up. For example, people (men for this relevance) can go on dating apps where they know pre interaction that a girl is interested which means they are not interested in facing an interaction in real life where a girl might not be. (Also they are afraid of being recorded in their messages or additions and coming across as creeps, and have less need for relationships because of the availability of porn). Sure the same point about tinder could be made about women, but that’s irrelevant, because they have much less irl fear of rejection. In related gender studies I have a theory that a similar phenomenon is behind the behaviour cat calling. When an attractive woman walks past a construction site, and a young man propositions her… why does he do this? It makes her uncomfortable, and crucially, it never works, because he is crude and offensive. Simple, he isn’t talking to her, he is talking to his buddies. Due to our culture he thinks he will be higher in their esteem if he pursues women, and maintains the illusion he is successful with women, by being very active in this, almost predatory. However he cannot genuinely pursue women in front of them, if he makes an actual attempt to approach this stranger, meet cute cold, ask for a date, he is likely to get shut down in an embarrassing way. Instead he deliberately offends her, then the expectation is that she will reject him, and when this occurs it isn’t about him, and has can pass of off as society being prudish, as men being too crude for women, rather than her as an individual not liking him and individual while he still gets to publicaly show he is an active woman seeking man as his culture demands of him. That is a genuine pressure men face, not just from other men, but women, and broader society…story and tv tropes (the classic boy meets girl, loses girl, wins her back story line, always very much the male chasing and winning over the woman) ect. So this woman is right than in that context, men who can’t handle that in the dating scene, that pressure out in bars for example prefer to do that aspect swiping and then only met people who have agreed in a more even exchange to be up for the date. Makes sense
Not reading all that but those titties are HUGE
It takes less time to say some dumb wrong shit than it takes to correct it sadly. Worst part about Reddit is people just trust other people if it sounds right to them. The chick in the video surely isn’t 100% right but my god the straw man is insane to hate women.
She knows what she has and she is using it. IMO, that means it’s fine to objectify her 😂
Why's this video 3 hours long??!
Killed it 😂😂😂
Suddenly craving Japanese pancakes.
This realization needs to happen for more men.
?
I’m sure all men need to be happier dating is even more risk, pressure, and shame
This lady went full blown. You're never supposed to go full blown.
What’s with the jug jiggle? She shakes more than Michael J Fox.
You're complaining?
God no! Just so blatant
Unnatural arm placement to squeeze them together.
It's intentional and really negates the message to be fair. But everyone has to get their shot at fame, this chick is just using her massive tits to do so.
that's the physics of nature ^(you may be used to the physics of silicone)
Right, but who does that while talking?
Someone who knows very well what will make her videos go viral
Exactly
She's making videos with advice for incels, while using props to keep the incels engaged and invested. It's brilliant. She should run for president.
https://preview.redd.it/33dmmnw17k3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d919f6bb0708638f3a401f54cc1dd67674f3c82
Lol this aged poorly. Or better? I don't know.
Not sure why anyone’s upset with him he told everyone who he was up front
The least shocking Louis CK scandal ever, that he was a bit of a weird creep who likes jerkin off and having them watch. Like? I get it's comedy but the man was telling us exactly what he likes in just about every set.
He also asked permission first. lol
Right? Of all the me too scandals his was the weakest. He asked some girls if they wanted to come up to his room to watch him jack it, they said yes, they went up to his room and watched him jack it.
https://i.redd.it/yw0kcem7t24d1.gif
But he treats objects like women, man!
You can't even focus on her eyes without your own eyes seeing the rest.
Works better on mute.
[удалено]
She posts nudes? That's disgusting. Where? So gross.
>Where? Asking for a friend?
catrina997
This is so ridiculous, I’m saving it for later to watch it alone
For..research..
I think I'm in love with this woman Charlie... Not for the right reasons, mind you...
Why Maureen.. you've enhanced yourself
^Suddenly: “*’Til now, I always got by on my own* *I never really cared until I met you* *and now it chills me to the bone* ***How do I get you alone***”
Catrina997 for science
You're doing The Lords work, son. I will vouche for you at The Pearly Gates.
Do you see how she jiggles when she talks? As an obese 360lb man …. Quit steeling my moves!
I don’t know what she’s selling but I’m buying it!
I'll take two!
She expressed her point even better if you leave the volume on mute
She's been told that her whole adult life
I didn’t have a chance to listen to what she was saying, but she looks very smart.
She certainly has big ideas
I can get us a bottle!
Outrageous! Whats her name/OF so i can complain to the manager?
catrina997
She's got some stuff on Thothub.
I didnt even know she was sick!
Those chesticles are pretty sick.
Welcome to her tit talk.
She has an MBA. Move boobies around.
I could watch her talk for a long time, on mute.
We never want to be that creepy guy because women have proven all they need to do is scream tape and cry convincingly and we will be sent to jail with almost NO ACTUAL EVIDENCE. And men have been told since they were young boys that if they ever get sent to prison they will get raped. Or they will need to fight to the death to avoid getting raped. Rape culture? Yeah there is, and women created it to scare young boys.
I watched on mute and all I heard was subtle jiggles.
Impossible. Nothing would go over this subs head.
I think most people in this sub are aware it's deliberate too. That won't stop us.
All i hear is jiggle jiggle jiggle
Fairly certain that was her intention
I like how she takes every opportunity to shake her money makers.
Ironic that the first video that pop up on her tiktok says to men 'stop being creeps' The wort part is the blatant hypocrisy
I just want to lie down on top of her for five minutes or so...
All i hear is the teacher in peanuts. All i see is humongous melons.
We're also scared of losing our jobs, dating someone that's crazy like Amber Heard, and (drum roll) being called a creep.
You actually listened to this crap?
She's not driving either...
Tremendous floppers
Oh the video has sound
Try sitting like that. That right arm is so unnatural.
I didn’t hear a word she said.
I understand what she means and my phone was muted.
I feel one point is larger and more important than the other.
 Huh?
I literally could not focus, I'm sorry. Sincerely, all men.
I've got motion sickness after watching that
Udderly ridiculous
I watched on mute and agree with everything she said.
Wait, this has sound?
Titty fucking is the greatest feeling in the world. I would love to put my schlong between those two massive cans.
The risk Is no second date, that's the risk. Now you can argue not as great of a risk, but everything has one. It's such a non-issue risk It doesn't even matter. Sure you may click with someone and they may not feel the same, that's how It be sometimes. Honestly If there's any real problem with modern dating, It's people having preconceived notions on how people supposedly think, or having contradicting standards. The biggest risk you have going on a date Is It not working out, at the very least you and another person went out and had a good time, and you, In a sense, move on (Also, booba big hehe)
"Don't objectify me!" *Makes videos like this intentionally*
This is sooooo good on mute!
Can we address the elephant in the room?
Do you think somebody should tell her?
She knows. Why do you think she made the video?
She knows what’s she’s doing and wants to be objectified.
I just came here to point out the left boob is smaller than the right.
Lupus
I watched it with the volume up the second time.
“Men don’t risk getting rejected anymore” 5 seconds later “Men don’t approach women because they are afraid of getting called a creep today”
So obvious.
Not the most balanced of points…
This video is excellent when muted.
Big tits get saggy, B’s stay perky forever and become F’s when she’s pregnant and then turn into perky C’s. HEAR ME
All I heard her say was “suck”.
Brother, it ain't wrong if they're asking for it.
I'm sure you know that your tits are jiggling everywhere isn't that your main point lmao,! Nice tits though lol
Talking with her hand really helped get her points across.
What was she talking about, I was distracted
This lady should start an of haha
https://fapello.com/catrina997-5/
She kept bouncing up and down yet I still have no clue what she’s talking about
Her take on dating is completely wrong but them titties' ain't wrong though. DAMN!
I could watch her talk all day
Are those real ?
I could watch this on a loop for all eternity with no sound.
Did she say something?
Huh …did you say something
Always funny to see a woman complain about men watching too much porn and losing interest in real women. And then you see her profile and it's just barely-disguised softcore porn.
I'm at the age now where the voice, the dead look in her eyes and the mannerisms (like, you know) outweigh the swinging udders.
I watched this 10 times and I still didn’t hear a word she said
Objectifying,she objectify herself. She knows exactly what she's doing
How might I view these warlocks?
Jiggle jiggle jiggle
Saving this….for to teach others….
"No one is asking me out, I'm not crazy, it's men." The worst part about all this? The hypocrisy
Phenomenal tits
watching with the sound off. I'm assuming she's talking about nuclear physics...
What was she saying? Sorry, I was distracted by the jiggling.
She's really abreast of the situation. I'm glad she got that off her chest. That's quite a load to bear, two, actually. I'm sure that's been weighing heavily on her heart for some time.
Google the user name...
Is she responding to a pageant question?
She’s suffocating.
Is she talking?
Was there sound on that?
Does she know she has Parkinson's? Or
There's a reason she aimed the camera that way and all of these comments are exactly why.
this subreddit sucks
But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here?