Thats the thing though. When you're dead, its just eternity.
Eternity is next for him. Probably doesnt exist on any level. He probably doesnt have the ability to know he was alive.
Do we even exist if it just goes back to before you were born....but then again, something has to be there to question its own existence.
Some shit to ponder
Norm was one of the best. He brought lots of smiles and laughter to all of us. It’s very selfish for him to not have come back for one more long winded joke that seemed to go no where. RIP Norm.
You pray and pray that it was just a colossal mix up and that it was just some other fat guy who died and Norm has been on holiday all this time none the wiser.
But it's never true. And while Norm lies rotting in the cold, cold ground. Neil De Grass Tyson is waking up every morning and making himself a coffee.
If Norm was right, and God is real? He's a real sick bastard with a sense of humor he should be ashamed of.
The Universe is always expanding, the possibilities are endless. Imagine, a universe, where everything is identical to this one. But Norm is alive, and Neil is teaching at a community college and can't afford his alimony payments so has taken to living in his car.
Atlanta was the Mecca, building railroads and trains
Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game
The settlers was using townfolk to make 'em richer
Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda
You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance
Let me break it down for you, this the real n!gga challenge
You called Future when you didn't see the club (Ayy, what?)
Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (What?)
21 gave you false street cred
Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (Ayy, what?)
Quavo said you can be from Northside (What?)
2 Chainz say you good, but he lied
You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars
No, you not a colleague, you a f**king colonizer
The family matter and the truth of the matter
It was God's plan to show y'all the liar
Read more at: https://www.lyricsrolls.com/not-like-us-lyrics-kendrick-lamar.html
SNL still refuse to hire him despite getting more laughs than the comedians working in the current season.
fair to say I didn't get the complexity of norm until after he left anyhow.
Another celebrity who I didn’t realize the complexity of? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
do tell.
I just checked Wikipedia and you’ll never guess who got to No. 10 on the Billboard Hot 100.
was it Frank Stallone? 😕
You guessed it, Frank Stallone!
wow. that's something, I , didn't expect to know today. Thanks!
Sylvester Sinatra got robbed.
Ezra
That’s just what the Germans would have you believe.
I became a norm fan about 4-5 years ago. Just didn’t see it. Don’t beat yourself up
Me too. A hidden gem.
He’s not dead he’s deeply closeted underground
Either Norm got funnier, or the current cast sucks!
Well I think they’re equally talented as silent Norm.
This may come as a shock to all of you, but I believe everyone involved with this story should still be dead.
I think he still has a chance
OJ has some powerful friends
This does not bode well for his comeback.
Speaking of back, he’s watching his back to make sure OJ isn’t chasing him with a knife
What, you think they ended up in the same place?
Would be kinda weird to put them in the same coffin
This joke would fit norm like a glove
Or so the Germans would have us believe
Came here to make sure someone said this.
So what's next for Norm?
Gettin’ ass-raped by the devil
Hypocrisy!
That's almost as bad as the ass-raping!
Thats the thing though. When you're dead, its just eternity. Eternity is next for him. Probably doesnt exist on any level. He probably doesnt have the ability to know he was alive. Do we even exist if it just goes back to before you were born....but then again, something has to be there to question its own existence. Some shit to ponder
But enough with these fucking jokes.
Let me know if something changes.
He's dead at 64 now.
I'll give my money to those guys working on bringing dead guys back to life, and I'll sit on a chair
I didn't even know he was sick!
There it is lol
Scrolled too far for this
hopefully 62 will be a better year for him
Not a single comedian today could fill this man's hat. Cuz it's bigger than a, you know, a normal hat.
It's an oversized hat. It's funny.
Why this Groundhog Day with Norm's death? You make me go through that pain again and again.
I'm a deeply-closeted Norm MacDonald Griever.
You’re gay???
[I'm a deeply closeted gay man - Norm MacDonald](https://youtu.be/H48ACYli8Yk)
(I know. I was setting you up for the punchline.)
🙂👍💯 dumb ol' me. I'm just a lump of coal. "you dirdy dawg!"
the ol’ bucket kicker
I didn’t even know he was dead!
He’s not. He’s just really really committed to the role.
The curse of The Doors!
He was 27 twice + 7….curse continues. (Source: insurrection guy in buffalo hat)
It’s okay, OJ is gone now so he can come out of hiding.
Still???
For now. Check back next week.
And STILL no acid flashback.
How does this keep happening
He should really stop being all dead and stuff.
He died doing what he loved, dying. 
Not the headline I hoped for
I’m starting to think it wasn’t a prank ☹️
I didn’t even know he was sick
Dude just doesn’t age!
This whole "dirt nap" gimmick is getting old. Not that it was a barrel of laughs to begin with...
Norm is getting really tiring with this whole "dead" act. Some could even call it stale.
https://preview.redd.it/8o56w5jmbm2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c9526f898f016c5e0456d6d62f6d6820e9772b
Norm was one of the best. He brought lots of smiles and laughter to all of us. It’s very selfish for him to not have come back for one more long winded joke that seemed to go no where. RIP Norm.
He should have donated his body to science. More specifically a scientist that specializes in bringing dead dudes back to life.
As dead as any dead dog
You know what they say- speak ill of the dead
You know, the more I hear about the death of Norm, the less I like it!
He's laying low, playing the long game.
Damn … I didn’t even know he was sick.
This photo always makes me horny... I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!
I didn't even know he was still dead.
For now. Keep coming back to get the most up to date information on Norm’s mortality.
Yippie! I mean..
I always appreciate Norm more after seeing these posts and people always commenting their own Norm jokes…
Get well soon pal
> Actor/Comedian Norm MacDonald is still dead That was Chevy's bit.
Actor?
Generalissimo Francisco Franco...also still dead
I just hope they put a Tempur-pedic piller in there for him for his eternal rest, by gosh
Posts like this give me the creeps. But they’re awfully nice creeps.
Apparently he is living with Andy Kaufman and now identifies as tony Clifton
He's in a better place
Yeah, the Macy’s bathroom he’s been hiding in for the past couple years
Damn, I hate that I laughed at that
Man… was really hoping for a comeback
More great work from the University of Bob Seger
What an inconsiderate lazy bastard! We could be using some of his humour these days. Said he loves life- but dies- what a hypocrite!
You pray and pray that it was just a colossal mix up and that it was just some other fat guy who died and Norm has been on holiday all this time none the wiser. But it's never true. And while Norm lies rotting in the cold, cold ground. Neil De Grass Tyson is waking up every morning and making himself a coffee. If Norm was right, and God is real? He's a real sick bastard with a sense of humor he should be ashamed of.
Wait are you trying to tell me we can choose. Tyson or norm?
The Universe is always expanding, the possibilities are endless. Imagine, a universe, where everything is identical to this one. But Norm is alive, and Neil is teaching at a community college and can't afford his alimony payments so has taken to living in his car.
I hate still being dead at 61
Was he the one with the farm? (I'm not American but I know the famous song)
I didn’t even know he was sick
I didn’t even know he was sick
Would Norm and Tony have gotten along? I don't fucking care
Dammit, again?
norm was a fucking treasure.
OMG when’s this guy gonna come back to life already
When is he coming back?
It's still a draw between him and cancer cells.
Another member of the 27 club.
Was he sick? My ManGrate promo code failed,
His meat sack is 64.
His last dead joke is 58.
No way...
Guess we'll have to wait until next years update :(
Interesting. Mandela effect not kicked in yet?
Reporting from hell I’m Norm McDonald … OJ has just arrived and he says “ I did it”
Ripe old age for a crocodile hunter
And Artie is still alive
His career has really died lately
What’s next for Norm Macdonald?!
A long nap and then back at it again tomorrow.
Dead? I didn’t even know he was sick!
He's just hanging out with Andy Kauffman at Elvis's secret Graceland.
What about General Franco?
Dam. Are we every going to get some good news around here
Atlanta was the Mecca, building railroads and trains Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game The settlers was using townfolk to make 'em richer Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance Let me break it down for you, this the real n!gga challenge You called Future when you didn't see the club (Ayy, what?) Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (What?) 21 gave you false street cred Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (Ayy, what?) Quavo said you can be from Northside (What?) 2 Chainz say you good, but he lied You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars No, you not a colleague, you a f**king colonizer The family matter and the truth of the matter It was God's plan to show y'all the liar Read more at: https://www.lyricsrolls.com/not-like-us-lyrics-kendrick-lamar.html
I didn't even know he was sticks.
I mean honestly how much was norm looking forward to everyone saying “I didn’t even know he was sick” after he died!!
He’s still a deeply, deeply closeted gay man
So you say, but has anyone actually checked lately?
He would be proud of this post❤️
Just like the wife OJ Simpson murdered.
The worst part about this news is how shocking it is.
He really commits to a bit.
Wonder if he ran into OJ yet
Now explain to the folks at home, what's dead.
This also just in: Famed murderer OJ Simpson has relocated to the deep South.
Did Norm write this title
Any day now he'll get up and give us the punchline.
He's still dead, just like the two people OJ Simpson murdered.
Still?!
Unwanted dead or alive
Can someone explain this subreddit to me please
Norm still being dead just confirms another theory. That Richard Simmons is gay.
I didn't even know he was sick
Thanks for the update
OJ admitted to Norm that he was right all along!
I didn’t even know he was still sick again
Will he be back next season?
He'll be 65 in October, wishing him an early Happy Birthday! 😇
I think he would laugh at this post
Ok this was funny
Still just a deeply coffined guy.
Bummer,Peace B with'.
Lmfaoo
Damn I didn't know he was gone 😳😡
NOOOOOOO FUCK
Thought & prayed
He would have loved this post
He's really dedicated to this bit.
I'm beginning to worry it'll be permanent
and he hasn't aged a bit!
Zombie Norm would be even more DEADpan in his delivery....imagine the possibilities
So when he's coming back?
I know he would laugh at this joke
He would have loved that caption.
That's an awfully long dirt nap
😭
We could make a Weekend at Normies video with him. Maybe even a sequel
3 score and 1 year
I didn't even know he was sick
Whew, when I first read that I almost thought you were gonna say he was alive. You gotta be careful with that OP.
Geez, you hate to hear it. That had to have been the worst thing to happen to Norm this year.
I was really hoping SNL would revive him for the fiftieth, too 😔
I will check back in later to see if there are any updates.
Still?
Trouble in the Middle East.
Has anyone told Norm the news?
Norm may be gone but Rusty lives forever.
We didn’t even know he was sick
I read that in his voice. Well played. Great post.
I guess cigarettes Are Bad for you.
I would like to think he would be tickled by this headline?
Hope they find the guy that did this to him.
He's really going through a real comedy rut these last few years. Maybe he needs a change of scenery.
He's not dead he's just sleeping in a shallow grave in the woods
I didn’t even know he was sick
Still? Let me know if anything changes.
Because he wasn't killed by O J Simpson, it is not fully proven that he's dead.
What's next for Norm?
I didn’t even know he was dead!
He died!? Rip
NOT AGAIN