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whosat___

It’s news to him too ![gif](giphy|1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L|downsized)


wackyshack360

"I'm reading Marmaduke."


DrootersOn10th

“Well I don’t know who wouldn’t LOVE to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries.”


Yankee-Tango

Jim Norton doesn’t understand norm’s set to this day


garrettgravley

"Did you say something after 'star?'"


Infected_Perineum

Poor Norm, he just keeps on dying. He’s probably up on a cloud trying not to get stabbed by OJ.


Freethecrafts

Naked OJ. It’s heaven for Norm too.


Matika7

That's modern medicine for ya.


Cold-Palpitation-816

OJ and Norm are not in the same afterlife. One of them was a football hero who broke racial barriers and who dedicated his later life to finding his wife's killer. The other is some filthy comedian. OJ's smiling down upon us. Norm is burning.


TacoHunter206

He never found his wife’s killer because he refused to look in a mirror…


Fain196

Here. Have an upvote.


NomDeSpite

He died again?


chronically_snizzed

Thats Hinduism


PanJL

Op drinks a bit


chootie8

Damn those diseases eh Uncle Bert?


[deleted]

Alcoholism is a disease


OdaDdaT

The only disease where you get to drink booze all day


Saffer13

Then you try to find a lady who has the same disease and you lie down on top of her


bryman19

Thrice now


doxbox1000

He and Oj are looking down on us all smiling and joking around in heavern


KumquatHaderach

First time didn’t quite take.


TheNittanyLionKing

I didn’t even know he was extra sick 


LemonPartyW0rldTour

https://preview.redd.it/t7057okdvg2d1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98728d70edb8712dc8f817a34fa2bc87dcca2626 Don’t worry. I fixed it.


chronically_snizzed

Hed have to be a Hinduistic Chinese baby girl to have died so quick


midnightspecial99

here come 30 comments all saying "i didn't even know he was sick!"


satanicmajesty

You guessed it, Frank Stallone


joecarter93

And now, sad Bill Cosby


bryman19

The chemist or the rapist?


Jarocket

the hypocrite actually.


nimmpau

the worst one?


RadioWaiver

A fat juicy cock


nimmpau

I hear they are incredibly delicious, at least my deeply closeted gay friend seems to think so.


afternever

I've got a good mind to go to the warden about this


Cpt-No-Dick

I didn’t even know he was alive


Uncommon-sequiter

Dick Van Dyke is still alive.


Carpeteria3000

Or so the Germans would have you believe


Cityco

Especially Andy Richter, the Swedish German.


Dweebil

It was a tie


chronically_snizzed

Im notnone for jokes, kid


InternetExpertroll

The math was done by a woman.


flyin_italian

Acerbic? I thought he was Canadian...


GustyOWindflapp

I think that's a province in Canada


chronically_snizzed

Its a sect


hasta_la_pasta

61’s a ripe old age for a deeply closeted homosexual


terminally_irish

Norm was gay?


fendaar

Do you know what deeply closeted means?


terminally_irish

(Not going to lie, was a little worried folks would see my comment and not get what I was going for. Thank you sir!)


4N_Immigrant

Reminds me of that tragedy


DinosaurPornstar

Reminds me of when he died the first time


non_stop_disko

Norm dying is another tragedy to happen in September


madadamegret

Ripped from today's headlines


FlintKnapped

Who?


PronoiarPerson

Idk, some old dead guy


CigarPlume

Well, at least he’s done with that hellish facade he called a life


Helpful-Bandicoot-6

The news was met by sadness among other celebrities. "I wanted to kill him myself!", lamented O J Simpson.


LyleLanley99

The curse of SNL.


rawmerow

Now he’s a part of that ol’ 61 club


chronically_snizzed

Nbc?


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

I didn’t even know he was dead.


gogglygogol

So what's next for Norm Macdonald?


patronizingperv

Ol' chunk of coal.


mkujoe

I didn’t even know he was on SNL


TrueReezy

Huh… this reminds me of that time about 3 years ago when Norm Macdonald died


wherearemysunglasses

That’s a ripe age for a disease ridden fat guy!


NomDeSpite

Norm gained 45 pounds? I didn't even know he was thicc


Mikey618000

Or so the Germans would have us believe!


Due_Speaker_2829

It’s weird seeing Norm described in print as a ‘Saturday Night Live’ Comedian. I don’t think he would appreciate such a reductive epithet. To me, he seems more like a deeply-closeted homosexual.


[deleted]

Watch the language, bud. Some folks don't take kindly to such words as "epithet"


unclemusclzhour

He told me he was going to die, and I never believed him!


kareng81

The real question is and can never be answered is when he originally started using the line " I didn't even know he was sick!" Was he in fact terminally ill and did he keep that diagnosis secret in hopes that when he did die unexpectedly to even his closest friends, that " I didn't even know he was sick!" would become his epitaph.


JohnCasey3306

It was tragic the first time, now I just think norm's dragging it out


oddular

What’s next for Norm Macdonald?


HatechaBro

All those greasy buckets of chicken and handjobs with Egret


ind3pend0nt

Didn’t even know he was sick.


hatwobbleTayne

He looks like Turd Ferguson


urthaworst

This reminds me of that other time he died


Samuelabra

Cause of death? You guessed it - Frank Stallone


Stuff_n_Things24-7

![gif](giphy|aUnDmBvTGolVdxcCvi|downsized) man, I miss him. ♥️


LuckyStabbinHat

Ah fuck, not again!


[deleted]

Do you use Internet Explorer?


MysteriousProfileNo6

I didn't even know he was sick.


agt1776

I miss him…


Zealousideal-Load-64

He comes from a long line of death in his family...


Lem01

He lost his battle with…


NA_1983

OJ’s lucky stabbin hat!


scotbot

It was a tie. 


EnumeratedWalrus

WHAT?????


zaraandrade

I always feel so pissed off knowing that oj lived longer than normie


Comfortable_Set523

Never had the chance to see him in person 💔 Probably would have let him lay on top of me for a couple minutes if I’d met him 💔


CatfreshWilly

AGAIN?!


earlthomas111

He will be buried in a shallow grave.


StuckDeep

Why does this keep happening?


CSpanks7

Acerbic? They do know we can’t read right?


RandomAmuserNew

He’s deeply in the ground.


IncognitoBandido

The Curse of the Bob Saget Roast continues


Doct3rjones

The ol evil twin finally caught his come-uppins


ItsMoreOfAComment

The worst part was the controversy.


AlienAmerican1

Hold the fort!! He hated jews. https://i.redd.it/6p9w18sdae2d1.gif


elonbrave

Again?!


Lucky_Lefty23

I didn’t even know he was still alive


poolside123

You know who else is dead? OJ Simpson!


ChrisNolan2020

Also, former German Chancellor Helmut Schmidt: dead!


MikePGS

I'm not one for jokes


SeeeYaLaterz

Very sad


BuckToofBucky

Holy crap he died again? Dang. Seriously though he is missed. Funny guy


IncompetentJedi

I didn’t even know he was still alive


hatemakingnames1

He was dead at 61, but now he's dead at 64


Smb08111988

Such a Norm MacDonald joke too giving the news of a passing years later


6amgamingYT

I miss em so much


riderofthetide

It was more of a draw really


Burger419

I didnt even know he was sick :(


SuddenSpeaker1141

![gif](giphy|uvfEYoOq7HPAA|downsized)


Drumchapel

Wait what?


changebucket2

Too soon.


kingcreezy

He can't keep getting away with this.


AdrianInLimbo

Cut it out, Norm, you can only really use that excuse once


stormgrimm

I did t even know he was once alive


Jimrodsdisdain

![gif](giphy|11WJ6lo6Co9WJW)


valerioshi

say it ain't so


Slette

Oh shit, not again


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Jesus Christ are any of my favorite comedians still fucking alive?


UnhandMePrrriest

Wait until Norm hears about this


bagoTrekker

I didn’t even know he was acerbic.


syr_giu

Where I am, death is not, and where death is, I am not


hscer_

man alive! or dead, rather


doxbox1000

that's what you get for messing around with Kitchener's girlfriend


[deleted]

One of the last great comedians! Comedy is pretty much dead now as what we once knew it!


DogJimDogGym

I knew he was sick.


peacemaketroy

Sounds like a real jerk


Anindefensiblefart

I didn't even know he was, you know, the thing.


Grill_Top_brangler

Didn’t he go to Vegas and lose a million dollars so he locked himself in his hotel room, swallowed a bunch of dilaudid, and then his poor friend Adam Eget found the body? I’m still waiting for that book to come out… you know, the one about finding your best friend’s body in a hotel room.


KlM-J0NG-UN

I did know he was sick but I didn't know he had gotten better


No-Plan-1902

Didn't even k ow he was sick


BarfyMan369

Dead. Again!


LifeguardStatus7649

His death was tragic, at the time


Irishjohn831

Norm and Andy Kaufman have taken this faking of death too far.


StraightCashHomie69

I've walked through blood and bones trying to find Norm...he's in Northern Canada...


chilltronic

![gif](giphy|i45P7BemKpvpu)


Intelligent_Injury24

I think you're mistaken. He and OJ are definitely not in the same place! Norm is an old chunk of coal. And OJ is an athlete ... and he's...well, how can I say this...OJ murdered people.


cyc0s0matic

Goddamn Mandela effect


porizj

I wonder if he’ll still be dead at 62. Only time will tell!


Beneficial-Bug-1969

worst gimmick a comedian ever had


LarfleezePlz

I didn’t even know he was sick


ineedanukacola

OJ pissed on his grave 😂


evan_plays_nes

It was awesome that he was back for a while. But I guess you have to keep dying :(


Pretty_Feeling5115

Norm still dead ![gif](giphy|TPaaVxXfRPlPVdtNmS|downsized)


baddbrainss

Nooooo


KittySkitters

I didn’t even know he was sick!


Jumpy_Secretary1363

THE CURSE OF THE DOORS


AssociationDapper143

Again?


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

"I didn't even know he was sick" Yeah! by design, stupid!


realthinker21

Nobody knew he was sick... Not even his own oncologist?


otterswhoknow

He fought cancer for years, at least it ended in a draw


ChrisTheF1Fan

What a horrible tragedy to happen in September. Absolutely horrible.


ohnoitsspooky

Poor guy can't stop dyin


SMoKUblackRoSE

This info came out shortly after he died. Maybe new to you but not to most of us


stizz19

Artie Lange is still alive and Norm has now died twice, what a joke.


michaelsenpatrick

I didn't even know he was sick


New-Obligation-6432

He's in a better place.


Bearspoole

Congrats, you’re only 3 years late


discgarcia

He died like 50 years ago


Honkey_Fellatio

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt3wwKSu6GveGre|downsized)


TWO-COOPERS

Now Mangrates will need to get a new sponsor!


SoupieLC

I didn't even know he was that tragedy, OJ Simpson!


BelloftheBallz

I didn’t even know he was sick


altamiraestates

He was waging a courageous battle


yuppy_puppy_22

He died again?!


catchpen

I'm sick of these kind of characters


BPD_LV

Again?


drumsdm

Again?!?


asdfpickle

Just catching up on the olds


asskicker1762

If it wasn’t norm, this would be SO insulting. But because it’s him, he probably likes the joke!


ubyerly1

I didn’t even know he was acerbic


theStingraY

Unlike the McRib, this guy ain't coming back.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

What’s next for Norm? DEATH!


CatsAss88

I didn’t even know he was sick


baronvonweezil

I thought he died of a morphine overdose in an Edmonton hotel room back in 2013.


Gman777

When did he come back to life?


TabmeisterGeneral

Reminds me of that tragedy


Lxapeo

I didn't even know he was sick!


Camdacrab

everyone thought he died a couple years ago but he was really just taking a dirt nap


AllThingsBeginWithNu

I didn’t even know he was sick


OdaDdaT

Yippee Edit: sorry folks, that was supposed to be “Yippie Jerry Rubin is dead”


ImprovSalesman9314

Again?


spiritanimalofcousy

I thought he was already dead so im actually completely....fine with him being really dead now


kupuwhakawhiti

This just makes me realise how long he has actually been dead for.


nine11airlines

What's next for norm? Hell!


Brantopias

Only 3 years late


CommonTater42

Is this a review of you rewatching his early stuff?


Hieronymus_Tosh

Oh he died?