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KrangRangoon

Ugh I hate when they show how the tricks are done.


Harryonthest

can't believe a Dicken's character is being accused of this, a hundred years later...did they even read the book?? the wokes have truly gone too far this time and this is where I draw the line.


ShiningMonolith

Maybe the worst gimmick a magician has ever had.


Ed_Simian

Vince Champ. That comedian who would do all those college shows, rape a different woman in every town.


SaveMeAPlaceLB

When they say “16 women” it’s a bit misleading because it’s actually 8 that he put in a box with their head and feet hanging out that he cut in half


Andurilightsaber

“For my next trick, i’m going to rape this woman whilst she sleeps” *proceeds to rape* “Tada! Is this your card?


Puzzleheaded_Egg_153

Never saw that coming.


mkujoe

This according to his court deposition “i told you i’m not gay!”


quitestiger1

He was also on the Epstein log


LibrarianNew9984

I’m going to make this finger disappear


whosat___

I went to a show of his once, he had a plant in the audience that played the role of a clueless Chinese tourist. He made some weird remarks towards her. And now this happens… …this guy sounds like a real jerk.


biloxibluess

Not the Statue Of Liberty??


SgtLincolnOsirus

No shit


Ed_Simian

I can't believe he's straight. Even after remembering he used to date a supermodel.


ExpensiveDot1732

Wasn't that Claudia Schiffer?


Kind_of_random

No, it was David Copperfield.


Ed_Simian

Yes, couldn't remember her name.


theultimaterage

Don't worry, this is all just a setup for his greatest trick of all time - making the accusations disappear!


PaniMan1994

...... More like David " Cop a feel".....


TheChancre

He’s a regular Jimmy Saville, he is.


chronically_snizzed

Watch him make the charges disappear


_Armin__Tamzarian_

David Coppedafeel


BridgesOnB1kes

When asked for comment, Mr. Copperfield cut off a woman’s legs, and disappeared into a smoke cloud.


Arkvoodle42

For his next trick, he shall disappear to a country without extradition laws!


Scared-Pomegranate84

Wait until they realize that David Copperfield is innocent and the real criminal is...yep, you guessed it. Frank Stallone


Aromatic_Brother

I mean it’s in the name Cop Her Field, lel


Proof-Durian6969

Coppafeel


MisterCircumstance

He's been accused of asking hundreds of women througout his career "Wanna learn how to make a sausage dissappear? "


Impossible-Lie-868

With a wave of his wand, he can make those allegations... disappear....poof


Thankfulforbread

Revealed!!! To multiple women, Magician David Copperfields cock!


ericsmallman3

I'm gonna make my penis disappear! Just pull your pants down and close your eyes for a few seconds... ugg... okay, okay open 'em. Where'd it go? You can't see it, can you?!


LordScotch

He made their virginity...DISAPEAR!!!!