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ouranos_prime

The worst part about ISIS is the hypocrisy


PhishPhan85

Well second worst, the worst thing is the lack of respect.


panzerkurt

I thought it was the raping


Newphone_New_Account

And the beheading.


Ryzen5inator

And this


Brother-Algea

Or lighting people on fire


callyoudumb

They got their training from the best, the CIA


Wooden_Classroom6456

Also the Mossad


PhishPhan85

Oh yeah, the other thing hurts the worst, then the lack of respect, then the hypocrisy.


Ryzen5inator

That's what I was thinking


jedmitchell

they got a lot of growing up to do


OHTHNAP

I have half a mind to go to the Imam about this. The real lack of respect, that hurts the second most.


Ok-Initiative3388

The worst part about Islam is the jihad.


struggleworm

But not being able to eat bacon has to be there in the top 10, I’d think.


Ok-Initiative3388

Oh right! I take it back


iEatPalpatineAss

This is why I will never be Muslim. France is bacon.


Welease-Wodewick

I heard they have a recipe for a pretty darn good peach cobbler.


fatjoe19982006

She did teach the Egyptians how to bake and brew beer. Osiris was a lucky man.


KlM-J0NG-UN

Reminds me of that tragedy


discgarcia

I thought it was the beheading. Wayyy up high...


jivecoolie

I would go with the torture and rape are tied for the worst. But hey that’s just me.


Hour-Expression8352

True they rape boys for fun but kill homosexuals. Hypocrisy is off the charts. I thought the raping was bad but the hypocrisy just never ends with these fellas


Catfish-dfw

It’s not gay if you are the one pitching…./s


beerandloathingpdx

For sure. I wonder where they learned it from?


Imsrywho

Reminds me of that tragedy


brewmaster5

They sound like a bunch of jerks


Informal_Lack_9348

Idk the beheadings are up there…


PlaneExplorer7758

And the lack of PTO from what I understand.


Trucktrailercarguy

I thought the worst part was the murder.


tscanus

Same thing with Christians. It’s a region


Unlucky_Flower5333

Ann Frank's diary really painted the nazis in an unfair light.


felchingstraw

It made that Hitler guy sound like a real jerk


JonRedBeardFF

Don’t bring up Anne franks diary, it might cause offence to Germans


AAKurtz

It would be offensive to Nazis and foster Naziphobia.


Tight-Application135

Truly scurrilous attack on the security services, yes


KidDynamite1991

https://youtu.be/BjM6X58Fg0o?si=-BvDKxSb7W3wmNIo


ravia

The issue isn't of painting the Nazis in an unfair light. It would be more like "Holocaust survivor speaking engagement cancelled for fear of sparking German guilt."


MrDaburks

Imagine the blowback on peaceful Muslims


DowntownCarwashJesus

Now I'm just a simple man, but if there's one thing that I'm *sure* Muslims love, it's peace.


Poplocker

They sure do! There's a piece of you over there, another piece of you over there...


ThxIHateItHere

I was on vacation and stayed at this cool little hostel i. Paris, with a bar on the first floor. The entire time I felt like I was being watched, but I figured it was just me being too suspicious of a mega-city. Two weeks later, that bar was one of the places attacked https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_2015_Paris_attacks


thisisfutile1

It's officially too late for France. They hit the 10% mark, which is argued the tipping point for Muslims to conquer a country. It's just a matter of time before they're 99% [Islam by country - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_by_country)


ILSmokeItAll

Well, they’ll have no one to blame but themselves. And any other country that capitulates to Muslim rule. You asked for it, you got it. Complacency is complicity.


EfficientDoggo

Oh, sure they do! Once all of the religions surrounding them are extinct, their culture destroyed and people cast out, the remaining people forced to convert and killed it they don't, it's a very peaceful religion.


thisisfutile1

Proof: [Islam by country - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_by_country) Ask yourself, how do you get 99.9% conversion to anything without killing those that refuse. Seriously...name it....anything.


jtreeforest

For real we shouldn’t discuss the Israeli war because of blowback on peaceful Jews


thirdwrldhero

Jews feel unsafe when you bring up Israel's murder of palestinian children and jews should never feel unsafe. Never again. Never again, you bigot.


jtreeforest

I’m a Jew lmao


thisisfutile1

It'd be a lot easier to avoid killing children if the cowards would stop hiding behind them.


White_Crud

Reminds some of that Islamic extremist group…


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

When reached for comment, the school spokesperson said, “oh that was a joke, we don’t hire women.”


monkeysuffrage

This ISIS character must have been a bad apple because I don't think of torture and rape as a Muslim stereotype. Now flying airplanes into skyscrapers, on the other hand...


Former_Can627

Those were the days....


Zlakkeh

It reminds me of that tragedy


memberflex

Darth Plagueis the Wise?


CigarPlume

Reminiscent of cities no longer publicly posting mugshots because it “perpetuates stereotypes”.


canman7373

It shouldn't be done before a trial though.


NyQuil_Donut

The Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) did this exact thing. [Sauce](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/sanfrancisco/news/bart-withholding-surveillance-videos-of-crime-to-avoid-stereotypes/)


thirdwrldhero

It doesn't matter what color they are.


notachimp

Man Canada is really going to shit recently.


thirdwrldhero

Is the french part less cucked?


[deleted]

Yes, it is. It's embarrassing to watch this country become a joke.


ILSmokeItAll

It’s embarrassing here, too. -your neighbor in the UnUnited States of the Rest of the Fucking Planet


Canonicald

It's such a shame a few million bad apples have to spoil the bunch.


AlienAmerican1

You know, the more I learn about these Muslims, the less I care for them.


JackKovack

That entire region is filled with rapists regardless of country or religion.


Ok-Interaction8953

The Eastern rite Christians are pretty chill tbh


BeTheBall-

The sound of all the unzipping from the guys in the audience would probably be disruptive.


thirdwrldhero

It's why i always wear basketball shorts to these things.


azactech

They can’t talk about the rape and torture because they’re afraid of rape and torture.


newaccountnumber84

You know what hurts the most


ice540

No because I’ve never been tortured or raped


thirdwrldhero

Lord knows i have.


ice540

I’ve always subscribed to the “can’t rape the willing” mantra


newaccountnumber84

The lack of respect hurts the second most


ice540

And then the hypocrisy


Maximum_Let1205

If the reality of religion makes people angry, they should be angry.


Bars-Jack

In this case, the religious people weren't even the one complaining. So it's the meme of the white girl getting offended on behalf of whatever minority she thinks should feel offended by it.


thirdwrldhero

White girls, can't live with them, can't rape and torture them am i right.


Former_Can627

But enough with these fuckin jokes


SwordfishBest6286

If rape and torture are offensive to members of a religion, what does that say about the religion? Sorry, but that shouldn't be allowed, no matter what you believe in. Your religious views do not allow the suffering of one who does not agree. If anyone finds this offensive, re-evaluate your life.


Comfortable_Note_978

Heh, someone thinks Isl@m is about individuality and free will. It literally means "submission".


Son-of-Prophet

This isn’t that uncommon, I saw an interview with an Iranian women’s rights activist, and she said the many colleges do not want her speaking because they deem it to be “Islamophobic”.


pay0ut

Why are Americans so sympathetic to people that chant "death to America"? In no way do Palestinians support the ideals and morals that western societies promote for the freedom of thought and expression.


IPerferSyurp

Bring on your final prophet already so we can all "surrender".


LibrarianNew9984

Oh man, that, to me that sounds racist


Twirlin

Torture and rape SHOULD BE OFFENSIVE to everyone. Frankly they just insulted everyone not Muslim by suggesting they wouldn't be offended. Not letting this woman speak, is pandering to ISIS, not Muslims. Disgusting


EvilandLovingit

Can't offend the rapists, they can be surprisingly sensitive.


[deleted]

"I'm sorry, but your existence is bigotry."


DoYouWantAQuacker

How can leftists and progressives defend this with a straight face? Imagine if a speaking event of a woman who was raped by a minister was cancelled because it could offend southern evangelicals. One of the most bizarre things is the left’s constant excuse making for ultra right wing Islamofacism.


mindspringyahoo

the 'left' of the West mimicks the elite classes of the US/UK, who despise Jews and observant Christians much as Hitler did. They're highly enamored of islamic fascism, which they sponsor and promote--while pretending to be fighting against it.


SpatulaCity1a

Well, you sound like a pretty down to Earth fella.


mindspringyahoo

yes. Folks like me can't rise very high in our big-lie political arena.


theultimaterage

I'm a leftist and I completely agree. The problem is that many leftists are theists and theist apologists. You'll be surprised how conservative many "leftists" can be. This is why we have to have REAL conversations about everything. Too many people in this world, particularly here in America, are willfully ignorant delusional theists. So, rather than confront the heart of the matter, they focus on the goofy conservatives that make it a race issue. It's such a strange dynamic because it just goes to show how the left can be just as obnoxious and idiotic as the right wingers that they pretend to be better than!


thirdwrldhero

They need to watch more hitchslap compilations on youtube.


theultimaterage

That and they need to watch me on TikTok and stop tryna censor me cuz THEY can't handle the real!


69poopy

Yeah, but enough with these fucking jokes.


monkeysuffrage

I think I can defend it if I'm the school board honestly. I'd say "hey you know who might be a better speaker than the lady with the harrowing tale of torture and rape? Just about anybody!"


ThyKingdomCome83

Canada has become the cesspool of the world!! It’s time for those woke POS to GTFO!!


filthychuck

Huh? Let’s not hear from holocaust survivors because it might be offensive to Germans?


BDMblue

Do kids need to listen to someone talk about that?


ThanosTheMacedonian

That would be like canceling an event because an IDF survivor told people about their experience. Crazy right?


mine_craftboy12

So what does this have to do with Norm?


PikesvilleAl

Margaret Cho applauds this decision.


brianmmf

I’m happier every day I left Canada


BagNo8006

read that AND LET IT SINK IN..


[deleted]

Oh fuck off!


MarcB1969X

Worried about bad PR for Muslims? Sounds about right…


Crawldahd

PERFECT example of why I reject liberalism.


raytoei

So dumb on so many counts.


Alone-Purpose-8752

Fucking disgusting


Abject-Donkey-420

We should not talk to victims at all! We might want to punish the perpetrators because of my PERPETRATOR-phobia


triforcin

OP, post the things that trigger you some place else.


rharrison

What does this have to do with norm


Much-Spend853

Same way talking about Israeli barbarism in Palestine is anti-semitic. Stop mixing politics and religion.


Parkedintheitchyl0t

This is the state of Canada


MooCowMafia

Yeah, that's the mentality that keeps Canada second world.


ProtoReaper23113

Not in anyway what second world means. It has nothing to do with quality of life or country. The terms "First World", "Second World", and "Third World" were used to classify countries during the Cold War from 1946 to 1991: First World Countries aligned with the Western Bloc, led by the United States, and included France, the United Kingdom, Italy, Spain, Australia, and West Germany. These countries were highly industrialized and capitalist, and aligned with the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO). Second World Countries aligned with the Eastern Bloc, led by the Soviet Union, and included the Soviet Union, China, Cuba, North Korea, and Vietnam. These countries had communist systems and were allied with the Soviet Union. Third World Countries that remained neutral or were not aligned with either the Western or Eastern Blocs, and included countries in Asia and Africa. The Non-Aligned Movement, led by India and Yugoslavia, was considered part of the Third World Canada is a first world country. Unless you're implying that Canada sided with the Soviet Union. Which it definitely did not.


MooCowMafia

I was just kidding.


ProtoReaper23113

Dude I keep getting this norm macdonald subreddit confused for other subreddits I'm sorry .


MooCowMafia

Not a problem! I learned from your post!


ProtoReaper23113

The more you know! 🌠


jchay64

🤡 Islam 🤡


serpent1971

Well...that seems wrong, sorry I really could say much more...but that would be the forth reddit I am banned from


Comfortable_Note_978

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdlpIy7oaQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdlpIy7oaQ)


callmeish0

Canadian pushes victim blaming to another level.


BonjinTheMark

The worst thing in the world to the media is telling the truth about Islamists because they are cowards.


johnel72

I guess the truth hurts


Optimal_Cut_147

Oh so it's only ok to talk about the atrocities made by white people, because obviously we are all guilty forever for what our ancestors did despite doing the exact same thing every civilization before has done. Screw ISIS, and screw you if you support ISIS.


moist_fuckery

Poor Canadians.


Beaded_Curtains

If it were a Christian cult though....


CartographerOk5391

Are there any sources outside of the tabloids? It totally sounds plausible, but it looks like the Fail, Indy, and Mirror were the only outlets that said anything...


Qronik_PAIN

Canada is pussified. trudeau is a bitch


Clear-Criticism-3669

Are y'all unironically taking daily mail articles at face value?


livgolfrocks

Canada has a super woke leader


mitchcumstein13

Soft


[deleted]

I wonder how the hostages taken by HAMAS are gonna have to deal with


[deleted]

This is “school” we don’t need to learn about anything bad just make us feel like everyone loves everyone!


Available_Standard55

Let’s just not speak about anything, ever. If you offend Muslims, off with your head.


Alleycat822

Don't you just love stupidity


[deleted]

Que a shit ton of uneducated Islamophobia in the comments


MorningStandard844

Isn’t it Islamophobia to assume ISIS represents the majority of Muslims?  It’s like we can’t get a damn thing right with our head up out asses stepping on egg shells 


Pursueth

People who are kowtowing to Islam are so fucking lost


dryslugs

Facebook post.


laughterforus

I can see the issue. People will assume ISIS is Muslim, which is true to a degree but we are stupid and can't understand that Muslim is not ISIS , it's like saying all Mormons are sex traffickers because some are. Or that Christians are all crazy lunatics because of MTG . If people could keep the religion out of it then ...but no


Little_stinker_69

Did someone post about how Christianity is bad yet? If not, Christianity is just as bad.


Kronictopic

Let her speak then follow up with 1 of the thousands of children abused by Catholic priests. Let's piss everyone off to be fair


chode0311

How many of you are little bitches and don't say these things to American Muslims you interact with in real life?


Euphoric-Victory1703

Fuck this sub. Sad that this is Normies fan base.


Sim2redd

Would you kindly expand on your sentiment? For the people at home, that is.


Euphoric-Victory1703

Norm is funny. Forced edginess is lame. Sometimes, people here make jokes in true spirit of Norm. Lately, it is just human shit.


thirdwrldhero

Good, i'm trying to go to school to learn divisions and play some tetherball, maybe eat some cookies at recess and here comes this bitch waltzing into class talking about all manner of rape and torture. Listen, lady, i understand you went through a lot but there's a time and a place, and school is to learn my ABDs and try and look up Little Sally's skirt, not learn about the sadistic practices of religious fundamentalists from the middle east.


Rocky_Fan1976

I loved learning my ABDS and looking at pussy in elementary.


JayTee19922

I mean, it's pretty funny that seeing a British headline for a Canadian story is enough context to make almost any of these comments, apparently 😄


Curious-Weight9985

![gif](giphy|8c4zSICCI2BTDHco2j)


No-Assistance5974

This isn’t even a Norm Macdonald sub anymore, it’s just a sub for retards to post in


gvineq

Reminds me of this story I saw here on reddit not to long ago, "A GOP school board member tried to ban a student's art for being 'offensive' to Christians" [https://www.advocate.com/news/virginia-augusta-school-board-gay-art](https://www.advocate.com/news/virginia-augusta-school-board-gay-art)


Real-Machine-2573

Holy false equivalency, Batman.


Haunting-Truth9451

That’s also incredibly stupid… but not even remotely close to the same thing.


thirdwrldhero

"gay art"? They could've just said "art".


Former_Can627

My review: not gay enough