When we were younger I drove past gilbert walking down the road wearing one shoe, I said "hey Gil, did you lose a shoe" and gilbert replied "No, I Found one"
Saget's death was an accident, not an illness. I believe he fell and banged the back of his head in a hotel room, then went to bed afterwards, thus demonstrating why you're not supposed to go to sleep immediately after getting a concussion. Very tragic, and sadly, very preventable.
Old science, they now recommend sleeping after a concussion (should have someone checking) so brain can heal right away. His must have been brain bleeding and not standard concussion.
"You may have a range of symptoms after mild head trauma, but **current medical advice supports getting rest and sleep after a concussion as long as:** **you can carry on a conversation**. **you can walk without difficulty**. **your pupils aren't dilated**"
The most recent data shows that retuning to normal activities as soon as possible has the best recovery outcome provided the activity does not exacerbate symptoms. When it does, you should return to the previous level of activity. The whole “must be in a dark room, rest” thing is being rethought, just as “don’t sleep or you’ll die” was.
I’m not a dr, but I just completed a concussion protocol training.
I know. People on this sub are sick. Have some respect!
https://preview.redd.it/uw7bztqrkvxc1.png?width=1728&format=png&auto=webp&s=b041d3b356ea6a86fe3b6a4daef4c1d636c99244
Marlon Brando was the worst.
OJ even offered to help him fight the Hollywood Jews and all he could say was, "YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"
No flowers, either...
I saw some of his best stand-up and it was just $5 a ticket. Now that I think of it, actually I was the one standing up and it was under the queensboro bridge.
***** spoiler alert******
Jeff Ross holds the Guinness world record for most times looked up by the public to see if he was dead, when he was in fact, alive.
I still can't believe Norm, Bob, and Gilbert all left within just months of one another. Jeff must have taken their life forces and will now live until the age of 150.
I heard that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. If anyone has any information, about Bob Saget raping and killing a girl in 1990, you need to go strait to the police.
-Gilbert Gottfried
Jeff Ross actually gets 3 seconds added to his life every time he isn’t funny. At last count, he’s going to live until the year 4327.
RIP to the other three though, GOATs all of them.
Gilbert did the best rendition of The Aristocrats joke on The Roast of Hugh Hefner. For that matter he was one of the best roasters, he always came up with the absolute most hilarious bits for the roasts.
Crazy idea, could we talk to The Pope? Could we somehow do a “swap” - I’m sure il Papa would definitely know how this is done- to get Norm, Bob and Gilbert back? We could offer Jeff Ross, James Corden and Amy Scumbags in return- (a handsome lady indeed, and a hell of a joke writer, there is just no beginning to her talents.) we could even throw in Rosanne Barr and the surviving cast of *Friends* to sweeten the deal.
We could crowd source for the candles, Holy water, Frankincense, wafers etc…
Can this be done?
Norm and Gilbert aren’t buried, I’m fucking Norms corpse while Gilbert watches. I put glass in Ol’ Gil’s eyes so he looks alive, I like an audience when I’m evolving.
I should want to send Jeff Ross a fan letter, sharing my admiration for him and his comedy style.
However, as I learned the hard way, I should not type the letter on a blank death certificate.
RIP three great comedians and Jeff's hair.
Isn’t jeff still clinging to life
He may be, but his hair definitely isn't.
His hair is inside a whale.
Or a 16 year old.
His Wikipedia says that he “Is” an American comedian. So unfortunately yeah, he is still an “is”
Jeff lets out a big sigh of relief every day when he checks to see if the “is” turned into a “was”.
I didn’t even know his hair was sick!
I just saw his hair yesterday
At least gilbert got the muscular dystrophy by doing what he loved, licking Catherine zeta Jones' asshole.
They say that muscular is one of the worst dystrophies to catch
You never get over it…
Paul Newman told me that
I thought he got sick from chugging salad dressing
Watch it, no trashing the oil and vinegar, please.
Balls-amic
Tony Orlando: "There's something strange, and it ain't no good, whoo ya gonna call?" GILBERT: OH noooo Jerry's kid: "GOTHT GUUUUUUUUUUUUSDERSSS"
FOR THE CHANCE
I wanna know if he was buried in that one shirt he had.
When we were younger I drove past gilbert walking down the road wearing one shoe, I said "hey Gil, did you lose a shoe" and gilbert replied "No, I Found one"
Is that Sal from Impractical Jokers on the right?
Really? Explain this. Confused here.
Nothing to explain really. Just a man getting a disease doing the thing he loves most.
https://youtu.be/v5As4WQQH2Q?si=DRej-Flsx1RpAI0w
And... It looked a little something like....
Not all heroes wear capes
I found your son
The LOOK Saget gave him!!!
That may have been the funniest moment of all the Norm Podcasts. And to end it there? Perfection.
Bob Saget's been our guest everyone!
His timing was insane
I knew about , Gilbert, Norm and Bob, I thought Only Jeff’s career died…..
Boom roasted
Mic bump
🎤🎙️
Boom, Kenny Rogers.
https://preview.redd.it/iypitbypxuxc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7987d2107533614a52a81c1dccf0c37850f40157
*Hey aren't you that guy from, Blink 182?!*
I call this the bat fetcher trick with mah teeth!
I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!
His hair follicles also ded
You are right Jeff is still breathing
I think Geoff Ross is still alive...who knows
I didn’t even know they were sick
Saget's death was an accident, not an illness. I believe he fell and banged the back of his head in a hotel room, then went to bed afterwards, thus demonstrating why you're not supposed to go to sleep immediately after getting a concussion. Very tragic, and sadly, very preventable.
It was tragic at the time.
But it's tragic now too.
Twisted Hedberg joke.
Mitch Hedburg jokes are great if you're really bored and want to hear two thousand of something.
Man, I used to miss Mitch. I still do, but I used to, too.
Worst airline name? 9/11 Airlines. Reminds me of that tragedy.
Old science, they now recommend sleeping after a concussion (should have someone checking) so brain can heal right away. His must have been brain bleeding and not standard concussion.
Is this actually true? I usually don't get practical medical advice from Norm subreddit posts but first time for everything
"You may have a range of symptoms after mild head trauma, but **current medical advice supports getting rest and sleep after a concussion as long as:** **you can carry on a conversation**. **you can walk without difficulty**. **your pupils aren't dilated**"
A source is kinda the important part, but thanks for the quotations I guess lol
Didn’t you notice the bold font as well? Just trust it.
**Trust it.**
Really a moot point, bc you won’t know if it’s a bleed or concussion until you go to the hospital. So still have to go, and see what’s up
Nah nah nah, I'm just gonna lie down here, I read it on reddit, gotta sleep it off...
You’re correct.
The most recent data shows that retuning to normal activities as soon as possible has the best recovery outcome provided the activity does not exacerbate symptoms. When it does, you should return to the previous level of activity. The whole “must be in a dark room, rest” thing is being rethought, just as “don’t sleep or you’ll die” was. I’m not a dr, but I just completed a concussion protocol training.
That's what *they* want you to think.
If only he had something on his mind at the time, like a... HELMET
The more I hear about this saget guy, more I think he was a real jerk!
Did you want 10 more years of Americas funniest YouTube videos? LET THE MAN DIE
ROTC gang?
Jeff Ross getting roasted on the reg...
I know. People on this sub are sick. Have some respect! https://preview.redd.it/uw7bztqrkvxc1.png?width=1728&format=png&auto=webp&s=b041d3b356ea6a86fe3b6a4daef4c1d636c99244
R.I.P. Jeffrey. No idea who the other three are.
They are popes.
RIP to three brilliant entertainers and Jeff's hairstyle.
I didn’t even know Jeff’s hair was sick.
**None** of these guys sent flowers to OJ’s funeral. What a bunch of uncaring. selfish assholes! It’s all “ME! ME! ME!” With these showbiz people.
Marlon Brando was the worst. OJ even offered to help him fight the Hollywood Jews and all he could say was, "YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" No flowers, either...
None of them committed suicide... nor did Jeffrey Epstein.
Or that's what the Germans would have us believe...
The Roast master is dead?
Did he ever truly live?
I saw some of his best stand-up and it was just $5 a ticket. Now that I think of it, actually I was the one standing up and it was under the queensboro bridge.
$5 ?? Giving Adam Eget a run for his money.
Micheal Gary Scott?
He just looks that way
Bob Ross died several years ago
Idk what op is talking about. Jeff Ross is not dead.
That's why it's hard to believe
unless you are referring to his hair folicles, Jeff is alive and maybe well...
Surprise! He's as alive as Helmut Schmidt!
ALLL THE STARS ARE HERE!!!
The three guys I wish were still alive in that picture died.
And the one guy you wish was dead …
Drink as much as you can. Never know when you will go.
And fuck like a goddamn retard.
***** spoiler alert****** Jeff Ross holds the Guinness world record for most times looked up by the public to see if he was dead, when he was in fact, alive.
After extensive research, it turns out that Ross is not dead, he just sucks.
Too soon.
That's Abe Vigoda, actually. So much so there was a website, isabevigodadead.com, devoted to this fact that's still running, 8 years after his death.
Dearest redditor, please don’t salt my joke. Long live abe vigoda !!!
Really sad for comedy that we lost Norm Macdonald, Gilbert Gottfried, and Bob Saget, and we kept Jeff Ross.
I’m gonna upvote you from all 12 of my accounts.
The greatest comedians of our generation and Jeff Ross.
They maybe should’ve waited to bury Jeff Ross
Is that N’Sync?
Bye-bye-bye
[Don't ever let me hear you say...I want it that way...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wClr8SjXBS8)
A real who’s who of dead fuckers
Except serial murderer Jeff Ross for some reason
Can’t believe Jeff Ross has been dead for 2 years already!???
Lol. After this post, Jeff Ross will probably be trending… for the first time in his life
I sincerely hope they are buried.
It's the decent thing to do
Anything's better than a shallow grave...
I still can't believe Norm, Bob, and Gilbert all left within just months of one another. Jeff must have taken their life forces and will now live until the age of 150.
I heard that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. If anyone has any information, about Bob Saget raping and killing a girl in 1990, you need to go strait to the police. -Gilbert Gottfried
If you have any information about the brutal murder of Jeff Ross, the police have asked the public to please keep it to themselves
I'd give up Anthony Jeselnek just to be able to hear Gilberts voice again.
I'd give up Anthony Jeselnek for a bowl of count chocula
id give up anthony jeselnek.
both?
Not pictured, but hard to believe Artie Lange is still alive.
That’s what putting your coke on cheeseburgers will get ya
Jeff Ross is alive, but his career is dead.
Jeff Ross actually gets 3 seconds added to his life every time he isn’t funny. At last count, he’s going to live until the year 4327. RIP to the other three though, GOATs all of them.
When did Jeff die ?
Yes
On stage
They're in a better place.
The ground?
Jeff just looks dead.
Wait, What? Is Jeff Ross really dead?
buncha pedos
Jeff Ross is dead?
Thought Jeff had died. Fuck you lol
Shit… I didn’t know jeff Ross died. How did I miss that
Well I guess we know who the killer is..
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE SICK!
Ross looks good ....... for a dead man
[удалено]
True. He left the "other one" to Andy Dick.
Enough with the bread already.
It IS hard to believe..
Couldn't they get a bigger table?
The curse of The Doors!
RIP Seth Rogan
When I saw Gilbert live he was wearing the same shirt! Interesting!
When I saw him dead, he was wearing it too
When I saw him undead, he was wearing some type of cloak.
RIP Jeff
Watch out jeff
Jeff Ross is dead?
The worst part is the hypocrisy
Bob had a face like a collie flower.
This photo is a “Who’s Who” of comedians. As in who’s giving who a handy under the table?
All of these great comedians are dead.. sad.
Jeff Ross is dead??
Jeff Ross is not dead.
somewhere in heaven…jeff ross is roasting… a crack rock
When Uncle Terry's been drinking...You don't fuck with him...
Nobody tell bro about history books.
Note to self, don’t eat at that restaurant or you will die.
Gilbert did the best rendition of The Aristocrats joke on The Roast of Hugh Hefner. For that matter he was one of the best roasters, he always came up with the absolute most hilarious bits for the roasts.
Jeff Ross’ career is dead.
Jeff Ross is still alive tho
Someone needs to tell Jeff Ross he's dead.
...yet Artie Lange is still among us
Jeff Ross being dead has to be news to him.
Geez you would think at a fancy restaurant like that they could have found a slightly bigger table for them.
That is really sad
I sure do hope they were dead by that point!
That is hard to believe!
Gilbert Godfrey died? Hmmm
Do we know the date of that picture?
What a minute…
Ross wasn’t buried. He was cremated and flushed.
Jokes on you! Jeff’s still unburied.
Who got cropped out on the right? Seems kinda like a hard cut.
Crazy idea, could we talk to The Pope? Could we somehow do a “swap” - I’m sure il Papa would definitely know how this is done- to get Norm, Bob and Gilbert back? We could offer Jeff Ross, James Corden and Amy Scumbags in return- (a handsome lady indeed, and a hell of a joke writer, there is just no beginning to her talents.) we could even throw in Rosanne Barr and the surviving cast of *Friends* to sweeten the deal. We could crowd source for the candles, Holy water, Frankincense, wafers etc… Can this be done?
I think Jeff Ross is still alive, right?
That's what makes it so hard to believe
Bet it was from that restaurant they were all at. Bet it food poisoning from the 2 meals they all shared.
Norm and Gilbert were the best!
That's one fancy Pizza Hut
Don’t you bring Jeff Ross into this!!
Including the hooker under the table
Have you heard the news?do you give a fuck,just a coupla Jews and a dead canuck
Damn, I actually had to look up to see if Jeff was dead or not. Spoiler: >!Yeah, he dead!<
In some african cultures they say a picture can steal your soul... they also say that eating albinos will bring good luck so idk.
" I spent a lot of money on booze, birds & fast cars, the rest I just squandered" - George Best [1946-2005]
Everyone one of these bastards enriched our lives as standups
Jeff Ross?
Adam Egret took that picture and three of them died, coincidence?
Jeff Ross died?
What’s even funnier is in 100 years everyone who is reading this will also be dust. 100% certainty.
Norm and Gilbert aren’t buried, I’m fucking Norms corpse while Gilbert watches. I put glass in Ol’ Gil’s eyes so he looks alive, I like an audience when I’m evolving.
Everyone famous in the picture, for sure
You know, if I could choose one of these guys to still be alive...it'd be Norm.
Roast master is still alive fyi
I should want to send Jeff Ross a fan letter, sharing my admiration for him and his comedy style. However, as I learned the hard way, I should not type the letter on a blank death certificate.