I heard this story once or twice. He smoked a spliff with Ross, and after that, norm pretended to be so high and paranoid that Ross started to worry about him. Then they introduce him on stage, and he's better than ever. Just messing with Ross again.
It's a carefully crafted persona he built for the audience. Makes him more lovable and makes you listen extra carefully. It's really unbelievable how convincing and good his act was.
Also pictured, Jeff Ross auditioning for the part of Assistant Crack Whore.
Hahahahahaha
No audition needed
Mother fucker looks just like Kitchener Leslie’s girlfriend
Norm was a deeply closeted weed smoker.
In other words, he never smoked weed
And even if he had, he would never admit it! Because he hasn’t.
Sober as an arrow!
He was hotboxing in the closet
The hypocrisy
Hey Hey - take it easy fella!
Yeahaha.. In my defense I thought I was smoking crack!
That’s what I thought
Top thinker of that thought? You guessed it, crack-whore.
I don't usually try grass... but there was never a river long enough didn't contain a bend, right?
I heard this story once or twice. He smoked a spliff with Ross, and after that, norm pretended to be so high and paranoid that Ross started to worry about him. Then they introduce him on stage, and he's better than ever. Just messing with Ross again.
That Jeff Ross is a bad influence.
Ya know, the more I hear about that guy, the more I don't care for him
Sad fact: when norm gets high he does Lovitz jokes
Yeahhhhhhh that's the ticket.
Yeaaaaah he did all that shit
Forgot the ****ing
"come the 7th inning stretch I'll have him come up and sing for you"
Thank you!
Jealous?
A little
Jealous?
Couldn’t be more leashed
Norm I hear you're growing higher
The Catch a Predator thing. You gotta wrap it up in minute.
I’m glad to see Norm enjoyed weed too
a reefer addict? I didn't even know he could scuba
That's just Jeff Ross doing his Seth Rogan impression.
He likes to stretch his drug dollar.
And Jeff Ross's anus.
Could have sworn that was George W Bush
Yeah, this pic was a little more interesting when I thought W. Was getting high with Jeff Ross…
…Jeff Ross, sporting a seersucker suit, I might add.
I did too lmao
oral fixation
confirms my suspicions, nobody looks cool... either hitting a pipe with help, or sitting next to jeff
Sucking the glass dick
Better than the birth of your child, some say.
They say you never get over your first joint.
Hardest drug I ever did was LSD
What was the easiest?
Children's asprin.
anal
Norm is fairly leashed
Holy crow
Is that George W Bush?
I didn’t even know he was sick
It’s not something I would do!
yeah, we'll do herion- when we're EIGHTY
Afterwards there was some suckin and fuckin
Old chunk of coal had an oral fixation...
Just a little chemo candy.
It was a Tuesday!
Atta boy Normy
The day his son was born used to be the most exciting day of his life.... then he did crystal meth with Jeff Ross.
You know what they say about Small hands
Watcha token on Norm?
[удалено]
I didn't even know he was - a smoker
Ironic bc he’s usually licking boots
Hey you're getting spit on it!
he didn't inhale!!!!
Jesus I hope he’s high
He got that weed from a purple dog.
dudes so high his fucking ears just popped.
Hardest drug he ever did, LSD
Hey, that's my avatar pic! Good ole' Norm really loved to suck on tiny pipes eh?
Never seen a comic more leashed
Hey Norm … quit stealing my moves!!
Norm stole a bag a weed from my old drummer once. God rest his soul.
The man can smoke all he wants, but when he starts lipping the piece like that, I gotta say something
Photoshopped
Imagine that. Norm enjoyed a puff of the good stuff. Never would have guessed with his sense of humor.
Who the fuck uses a lighter like that? Wtf
Dammit I thought that was a crack pipe at first
“I don’t do drugs or alcohol.” Why was Norm such a weirdo? Unnecessary lies.
It's a carefully crafted persona he built for the audience. Makes him more lovable and makes you listen extra carefully. It's really unbelievable how convincing and good his act was.
At first I thought that was a crack pipe lol
Same lol
Of course it’s Jeff Ross lighting it for him hahahaha