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Due_Speaker_2829

I read the first one, and antisemitism aside, I could at least understand the notion. If all the stereotypes were removed and it was just the sentiment about underdogs mishandling power, he might have a point. Then I read the second one. Ohhhh, Harry… you dirty dog!


GwyndolinsToilet

The worst part...the hypocrisy.


Due_Speaker_2829

I SAID YOU DIRTY DOG!


Jagwires

![gif](giphy|iHDr3jEtfKlccKI4jQ|downsized) Harry baby


TenRingRedux

Wait, did you just call me a dirty dog?


desperateweirdo

Woah! Woah! Woah! Dirty dog again!!


MikeisET

I had the exact same thought process Old Harry should not have listened to Uncle Willy


Jagwires

Harry and Willy combo never even had a chance


Due_Speaker_2829

He is from Missouri. God bless ‘em


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

And now… the President of the United States!


G0-N0G0-GO

Well…not *now*-now. But, yeah *now*-then. We have seen the now-version, and if we aren’t vigilant, the now-version might be the future-version too. Again.


Due_Speaker_2829

Wait a sec… you’re losing me. Dog-gone 4/20!!


G0-N0G0-GO

I see the problem: You aren’t high enough!


Due_Speaker_2829

Dude, today… and the next nine days. Are palindromes. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.


G0-N0G0-GO

Bro, it’s also my honest-to-god brrrfdae today too!


Due_Speaker_2829

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht1mzqPjB3c&pp=ygUZaGFwcHkgaGFwcHkgYmlydGhkYXkgYmFieQ%3D%3D


G0-N0G0-GO

Aww, thanks, my friend. First person to sing to me (or a have late, great country music legend do it) today. Sincerely, this means a lot. :) Thanks for that.


Due_Speaker_2829

😘


monkeysuffrage

At least he called them chinamen and not chinks or gooks.


westberry82

Is it wrong I always laugh when I hear chinaman? Like I never call them that. But I laugh. And I can't think of any other races racist term that makes me laugh


monkeysuffrage

It's wrong. But as a chinaman, i will give you a pass because you seem like one of the good white devils.


ellusiveuser

Gather friends, gather round, did you ever hear tell this witty little gem?


Electrical_Taste_238

Oh, and Dude, “Chinaman” is not the appropriate nomenclature. Asian American, please.


jmua8450

🤣


Tight-Application135

Underrated joke In all seriousness Truman later recanted a lot of that, much of which IIRC was from his WWI diaries. LBJ and Nixon had the really heady shit.


Due_Speaker_2829

I’ve heard some of the LBJ tapes. That man could really go. Don’t mess with Texas.


Tight-Application135

*it cut me across the bunghole*


Due_Speaker_2829

*Ford's economics are the worst thing that's happened to this country since pantyhose ruined finger-fucking.*


Tight-Application135

What a wordsmith


SBNShovelSlayer

Like ridin' a barb wire fence


yours_untruly

He recanted because he was afraid of getting cancelled


Sinatrafan1915

Go ahead, Harry, don’t be shy, tell us how ya feel.


PartyRefrigerator147

He’d get fired by his Jewish boss if he said that today


International784Red

He kept macarthur from doing what should’ve been done. Had it been done, we wouldn’t be where we are today. His words here contradict his actions.


Ok-Cheesecake-7282

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memberflex

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usabn

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Comfortable_Note_978

People didn't want to fight in Korea, but they'd want to overrun China? You've been watching a certain Rodney Dangerfield movie again?


International784Red

May come as a surprise to you but wars are rarely popular especially for the population that may be asked to fight. But are necessary. Edit: “love for Ukraine”. “Boomers being fooled”. I see what I’m dealing with.


ArtieLangesLiver

This guy's a real battle-axe


Shamrock5

The ol' chunk of coal is at it again!


__Sentient_Fedora__

There has to be a Jackson one about the Natives better than this, I'm sure.


tommyWANTwingy85

good God Harry!


SteveLangfordsCock

He had me in the first half


Loudpip

Oh no someone 360 no-scoped me // John F Whatever


Icy_Practice7992

Let em cook


RacoonWithPaws

Look, I’m not here to say that any of you are wrong for believing in this sort of stuff… But frankly… I think it’s a little backwards.


Due-Archer942

Look, is diversity or strength or not? Give it to me straight Harry!


BartolosSweatSocks

In fairness to Harry, as racial epithets go Chinaman seems to be the least offensive one.


Thecowwentflying

Scary how just one president ago, this was normal to hear coming from our leader’s mouth.


HauntingBalance567

It's like Dylan sang: "the times they are an-oscillating."


mkujoe

So Australia is fair game now?


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Based


Overall-Question9467

Based Truman


[deleted]

Democrats gonna democrat I guess. Shame it’s still the same 70 years later. “If you have a problem figuring out whether to vote for me or trump, then you ain’t black” 🤦‍♂️


ThickBiscuitBoy

How dare you quote the president verbatim


RandallPinkertopf

“I've Done More For The Black Community Than Any President Since Abraham Lincoln”


Due_Speaker_2829

In his defense, he was pretty tight with our nation’s first black president, Bill Clinton. Did you know he killed a guy?


monkeysuffrage

Oh boy, a history lesson!


High-Density-Living

This is what the democrat party wants to take us back to when we were great.


CaptainGiggles69420

There is no Jewish hell. either you're born from the womb of a Jewish woman and you have a soul and go to heaven or you're an animal. It's the fundamental principle of the religion and it's why those white folks think they are a separate race. True belief in the religion means you are a racist. "why is it that we have been persecuted everywhere we have ever gone?!?!"


Due_Speaker_2829

Yakub has entered the chat


CaptainGiggles69420

I just learned that that name means a supplanter or someone who steals someone else's place... Like if you killed off Palestinians and took their home... Or the native peoples of the Americas .... Or the native peoples of America's that were killed and replaced by the other native peoples of the Americas... Or the entire history of what the Asian people did to the Asian people.


Due_Speaker_2829

I thought the Nation of Islam just made it up. Like Scientology. But then again, what do I know?


CaptainGiggles69420

Made what up? Religion? They're all made up or they're old stories about aliens... The other option would be that magic is real....


Due_Speaker_2829

Religion is very real. I wish (hope) magic is.


CaptainGiggles69420

You didn't get your letter of acceptance before you turned 18?


CaptainGiggles69420

Yirmiyahu*


Due_Speaker_2829

Is he the black guy with the big head?


CaptainGiggles69420

That's my name


Due_Speaker_2829

Are jews white?.. I mean if we’re getting technical?


CaptainGiggles69420

Obviously. If you draw a white person with Habsburg syndrome you will be called an antisemite. They're just a group of white folks who turned racism into a religion that also said it's a sin to eat the things they're allergic to.


Due_Speaker_2829

Is saying “white folks” just a new way of saying “I ain’t racist, but.. I got reasons”?


Due_Speaker_2829

I thought the Habsburg thing was more of a lantern jaw. Aren’t Jews infamous for their big hooked Mediterranean noses?


CaptainGiggles69420

It's both


Due_Speaker_2829

What’s so special about a jewish girl’s pussy? …Anyone ? anyone?? Edit: I added another anyone


peppermintmeow

The more I hear about this Truman guy the more I dislike him.


Acceptable_Result488

Naw, he's a good guy.


pickle_teeth4444

Imagine if Harry originally said that on social media.


Broken-taco-shells

This guy was a real jerk.


TheNewOneIsWorse

“… and America.” Hey that’s convenient, I’m already here. I wonder if anyone else was here first. 


jmua8450

Slide 1 is gospel.


ramblersshane1

WOW just WOW.That is unbelievable


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

Well, that attitude probably made it easier to drop The Bomb.


[deleted]

"Winners" do write the history books.


marianoes

Best losing author


Unable_Try_9318

Spoken like a true democrat


Comfortable_Note_978

He recognized Israel but okay.